Re: No-Dog-Poop Sign

Hi,

We just got back from camping at the coast. This seems to be an
excellent submission. Not as crude as I had feared (or hoped). I think
I will color in the outline, so the reader will understand that the
message is not "no dogs".

Anyway.  Thanks again.

Roy

mic@dataweb.BOUNCE_SPAM.nl (miK) wrote:

>Roy McCandless wrote:
>
>>Hello,
>>
>>I just moved to CA - you may remember me. I used your various ascii
>>material to court my long-lost love.  So now we are living happily in
>>CA, thanks to all of you.
>
>Yeah, I remember you. Welcome back, Roy.
>
>>There is only one fly in the ointment, so to speak.
>>
>>Our various neighbors are big dog fanatics and, not wanting doggy-doo
>>in their own back yards, they bring their dogs to my driveway at
>>night.
>
>Scary.
>
>>Having ruled out shotguns and things like that, I was wondering if you
>>could make me a universal no-dog-poop sign.  Maybe a picture of a dog
>>doing his business (or just the product) with a circle and diagonal
>>line.
>
>Had to borrow Targon's Cocker Spaniel.
>
>>I will enlarge the font and print on letter-sized paper.
>
>I sure wanna see a picture of that No-Poop sign erected on your driveway
>(not necessarily the 1 below).
>
>>Thanks - sorry this is so tasteless.
>
>On the contrary, in some parts of the world dogpoop is "Haute Cuisine".
>
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