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Original Usenet message from alt.ascii-art, 31 Oct 1999.
Re: No-Dog-Poop Sign

Re: No-Dog-Poop Sign

Roy McCandless wrote:

>Hello,
>
>I just moved to CA - you may remember me. I used your various ascii
>material to court my long-lost love.  So now we are living happily in
>CA, thanks to all of you.

Yeah, I remember you. Welcome back, Roy.

>There is only one fly in the ointment, so to speak.
>
>Our various neighbors are big dog fanatics and, not wanting doggy-doo
>in their own back yards, they bring their dogs to my driveway at
>night.

Scary.

>Having ruled out shotguns and things like that, I was wondering if you
>could make me a universal no-dog-poop sign.  Maybe a picture of a dog
>doing his business (or just the product) with a circle and diagonal
>line.

Had to borrow Targon's Cocker Spaniel.

>I will enlarge the font and print on letter-sized paper.

I sure wanna see a picture of that No-Poop sign erected on your driveway
(not necessarily the 1 below).

>Thanks - sorry this is so tasteless.

On the contrary, in some parts of the world dogpoop is "Haute Cuisine".


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