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Nerd Boy, episodes 100-107

Nerd Boy, episodes 100-107

alt.ascii-art · 17 messages · 18 Nov 2001 - 23 Nov 2001
Joaquim Almgren Gandara <cla...@lords.com> ASCII art 18 Nov 2001 00:34 · permalink
Wooohooo! 100 Nerd Boy strips! And boy are my arms tired.
---
                       *And now, a word
                         from our sponsors...*
                                    \ .--,
                                     / / |       ,- OO ---------.
                                     +-+-+    .-'____))______.-'|
                                     | | |    ||____dd_______|__|



             *Are you one of those who'd           Definitely!
           like to impress friends  \ .--,             ,
           with real-time zooming    / / |       ,-- OO --------.
           Mandelbrots, but your     +-+-+    .-'____||______.-'|
           computer is too slow?*    | | |    ||____dd_______|__|



                  *Buy the new solid                   OK!
                crystal processor!* \ .--,             ,
     ~..                             / / |       ,-- OO --------.
      >>                             +-+-+    .-'____||______.-'|
      |\                             | | |    ||____dd_______|__|



You're way too       *Are you looking for          Definitely!
impressionable,       a comfortable \ .--,             ,
 Nerd Boy. `~..         tampon?*     / / |       ,-- OO --------.
            .>>.                     +-+-+    .-'____||______.-'|
             ||                      | | |    ||____dd_______|__|jg
---
Yes, commercials. The bane of the couch potato. I don't know how I came up with
this.
---

              ___ ___
            .'  <>_ <>_
           /   ____\  _\
          | | (|||||/| |/|
        __|  \_______/___/
       /    \|   |
      / /    \\  \\
     / / / / / | / |
    /   /   /  |   |
   /     /_/   |   |               Here we are!         Wow. Awesome
__/   /_/_____/___/___           This is my uncle's       , statues.
 / /_/            \__ \            mansion!   `..~      OO
/_/                \__ \                      .<<.     .||.
                    \__ \_____________________ || _____ dd __________


                             ___ ___
                           .'  <._ <._
                          /   ____\  _\
                         | | (|||||/| |/|
                       __|  \_______/___/
                      /    \|   |
                     / /    \\  \\
 No, those are      / / / / / | / |
real live rocs.    /   /   /  |   |
        `..~      /     /_/   |   |           eep
________ << _____/   /_/_____/___/___         ,
                / /_/            \__ \      OO
               /_/                \__ \    .)).
                                   \__ \__ dd_______________________jg
---
For info on rocs: http://pubpages.unh.edu/~cbsiren/rukh.html
This episode came out of a doodle session.
---

                             Now please behave. My uncle
                              values first impressions.
                                     ,
                            OO    ..~
                           .||.  .<<.
                            dd    ||


                                    Hi Uncle! I'd like you to
                                  meet an acquaintance of mine.
                      __                      ,
                     //>\          OO      ..~
                     .||.         .||.    -<<.
                      bb           dd      ||


    Ah! You must be Nerd         Nose to meet
    Boy! Nice to finally          you too.
            meet you! __             ,      ?!
                    `//>\          OO      ..~
                     .||.         .||.    .<<.
                      bb           dd      ||



                 Nose?              Bless you.     I give up.
                     `__             ,             ,
                     //>\          OO           ~--
                     .||.         .||.          ->>-
       jg             bb           dd            |\
---
The above strip is totally flipped out due to fever induced insanity.
---


            I hear you share my           Well, actually,
           love of birds, Nerd Boy.      no, not r-
                         ` __            ,
                          /<\\         OO
                          .||.        .||.
                           dd          dd

               Oh, there you are.     ..eh, yes, I'm h-
                         `__             ,
                         //>\          OO
                         .||.         .||.
                          bb           dd

                Excellent!
                Follow me!             ..eh..
                         `__             ,
                         //>\          OO
                         .||.         .||.
                          bb           dd


             I trust you know what
 *tweet*     kind of bird this is?
    __          |     M-mutant killer
   / -\         |      ch-chicken?
_.'    >      Close             |
__)   |      enough.__          |
____.'            `//>\         ` OO
 |                 .||.            ))
_|_                 bb            dd           jg

---
That was still the fever talking.
---

                                                           __
                                  ~..                     /<\\
                                   >>                      ||
                               ___ |\ ____________________ dd ____

                          There             Huh?
                         you are!         __ ,
                            `~..         //>\
                             .>>.         ||
                          ___ || ________ dd _____________________


                Over                 Oh.
                 here.            __ ,
                    `~--         /<\\
                     .>>.         ||
                  ___ || ________ dd _____________________________


 Did you show Nerd        Yes, I did. He's          ..help ..me
   Boy your bird         playing with Lily.              ,
 collection, uncle?     __ ,                           OO
          `~..         /<\\                            -\\__
           .>>.        .||.                             |`\ \___
 __________ || ________ dd __________________________    \__/  o`.
                                                     |    |       |
                                                     |     \      |__
                                                     |      `.  .'   `.
                                                     |       |    `---
    jg                                               |        \
---
Another fever strip.
---

          Birdie         Why did you bring me      Oh, come on, they're
 /|      nam-nam!       here? Your uncle is a         just playful.
| |      __ ,          maniac, his birds almost         ,
  |     /<\\               killed me!      `OO       ..~
  |    `-||                                .||.     .<<.
` |_.'| _dd _______________________________ bb _____ || _____
     / |
    /  |
                                 These bite marks     They like you..
             __                 tell a whole other      ,
            //>\                  story!   `OO       ..~
             ||                            .||.     .<<.
        ____ db ___________________________ bb _____ || _____
       |
       |

                               They do.      ` ' ,
                                   ` __     - OO -
                                    //>\    -//-     ..~
                                     ||     dd      .<<.
        ____________________________ bb ____________ || _____
       |
       |

                                              __                \`.
                                             //>\    ~..         \ \
                                              ||     .>>.         \ `.
        _____________________________________ bb ____ || ____   qq \  \
       |                                                     | ._\\|
  jg   |                                                     | \

---
And it goes on...
---


   Hehe, yeah           He doesn't       Hey! That cane looks like..
   that was a        suspect a thing!    It -is- that cane, where did
    good one.  __        ,                         ,  you get that!?
             `//>\    ..~                        OO
              .||.   .<<.                       -||.
   _________ ( bb ___ || _______________________ dd _____



                 Tadaa!          My future self?! Again!?
               _  , \              ,  Why did you claim
              ".O    `~..        OO     to be Mandy's
      __     .((.     ->>.      .||.       uncle??
   __//>\___ | bb ____ || ______ dd _____________________


 Well, I -am-.                    B-but.. You're me, so that
  Right Mandy? _   Yep.            ,  means she's my.. th-that..
             `".O    `~..        OO    no, that's--
      __     .((.     .>>.      -||-
   __//>\___ | bb ____ || ______ dd _____________________



I really had no sense
of humour when I was     Nope.
      young... _         ,
             `".O     ~..
      __     .((.     .>>.                 qq
 jg__//>\___ | bb ____ || ________________ -\\- _________

---
Ah, and now a head ache to top it off. Some (i.e. llizard/ejm) claim that my
fever strips are the best yet and that I should keep a hammer handy to enhance
my sense of humour...
---

                               OO
                              -||-
                      ________ db ________

                                                               ?
                               OO   *flap*                    ..~
                       *flap* >||<                            <<
                      ________ db ___________________________ /| _


                                *pant*          What're you doing?
                                  *wheeze*           ,
                                OO                ..~
                               ((                .<<.
                      ________ bb _______________ || __


  Trying to... get off the ground.           Why don't you just jump
 I have flight *gasp* powers, but            off a cliff or something?
 they only kick in when my feet                      ,
 aren't touching the ground... `OO                ..~
                               ((  *wheeze*      .<<.
                      ________ bb _______________ || __


 I.. It.. Buh-BECAUSE IT DOESN'T             Yeah, -right-.
WORK THAT WAY, AND N-NOW GO AWAY!              Whatever.
                              `OO                    `~--
                              -||-                     >>
                    jg________ bb ____________________ |\ __
---
Made in only a few minutes, but I like it. No fever or head ache, btw.

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"Peter \"lastfuture\" Marquardt" <lastfuture@lastfuture.de> ASCII art 18 Nov 2001 12:36 · permalink
On Sun, 18 Nov 2001 12:02:49 +0000, drsquare <now...@nowhere.co.uk>
wrote:

>On Sun, 18 Nov 2001 01:34:33 +0100, in alt.ascii-art,
> ("Joaquim Almgren Gandara" <cla...@lords.com>) wrote:
>
>>                  *Buy the new solid                   OK!
>>                crystal processor!* \ .--,             ,
>>     ~..                             / / |       ,-- OO --------.
>>      >>                             +-+-+    .-'____||______.-'|
>>      |\                             | | |    ||____dd_______|__|
>>
>>
>>
>>You're way too       *Are you looking for          Definitely!
>>impressionable,       a comfortable \ .--,             ,
>> Nerd Boy. `~..         tampon?*     / / |       ,-- OO --------.
>>            .>>.                     +-+-+    .-'____||______.-'|
>>             ||                      | | |    ||____dd_______|__|jg
>>---
>>Yes, commercials. The bane of the couch potato. I don't know how I came up with
>>this.
>>---
>
>These comments in the middle really spoil the flow of the story.


these comments are funny, informative and a good seperator between the
single episodes

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Joaquim Almgren Gandara <cla...@lords.com> ASCII art 18 Nov 2001 12:46 · permalink
"drsquare" <now...@nowhere.co.uk> wrote in message
news:p05...@4ax.com...
>
> These comments in the middle really spoil the flow of the story.

Flow of the story? It's a bunch of strips. They're supposed to be read one per
day. I've recently decided to post a week's worth of strips here every week-end.
Since then, no story arc has been longer than a week, but that's just pure luck.
Longer story arcs will simply have one or more pauses in them, one week long,
spoiling the flow.
   Do you read the funnies in the newspaper? If so, do you call the newspaper
and tell them that the rest of your day really spoils the flow of the story? :)
(Now don't get mad, it's a joke!)
   On the other hand, you may have a point, as there have been others who have
complained about my comments. However, they claim that the comments spoil the
jokes, even if they have nothing to do with the joke itself...
   Anyway, I've already decided to stick to the way I'm doing things. You make
long cartoons with no interruptions in them, I make strips with entire days in
between.

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Joaquim Almgren Gandara schrieb:
> 
> Wooohooo! 100 Nerd Boy strips! And boy are my arms tired.
> ---
>                        *And now, a word
>                          from our sponsors...*
>                                     \ .--,
>                                      / / |       ,- OO ---------.
>                                      +-+-+    .-'____))______.-'|
>                                      | | |    ||____dd_______|__|
> 
>              *Are you one of those who'd           Definitely!
>            like to impress friends  \ .--,             ,
>            with real-time zooming    / / |       ,-- OO --------.
>            Mandelbrots, but your     +-+-+    .-'____||______.-'|
>            computer is too slow?*    | | |    ||____dd_______|__|
> 
>                   *Buy the new solid                   OK!
>                 crystal processor!* \ .--,             ,
>      ~..                             / / |       ,-- OO --------.
>       >>                             +-+-+    .-'____||______.-'|
>       |\                             | | |    ||____dd_______|__|
> 
> You're way too       *Are you looking for          Definitely!
> impressionable,       a comfortable \ .--,             ,
>  Nerd Boy. `~..         tampon?*     / / |       ,-- OO --------.
>             .>>.                     +-+-+    .-'____||______.-'|
>              ||                      | | |    ||____dd_______|__|jg
> ---
> Yes, commercials. The bane of the couch potato. I don't know how I came up with
> this.
> ---

ROTFL! This one was g r e a t! BTW: I like your comments, too. They give
the stripes a personal touch...

bjoern

Joaquim Almgren Gandara <cla...@lords.com> ASCII art 18 Nov 2001 13:40 · permalink
"Bj�rn Schaeper" <pac...@nef.wh.uni-dortmund.de> wrote in message
news:3BF...@nef.wh.uni-dortmund.de...
> Joaquim Almgren Gandara schrieb:
(snip)
> > You're way too       *Are you looking for          Definitely!
> > impressionable,       a comfortable \ .--,             ,
> >  Nerd Boy. `~..         tampon?*     / / |       ,-- OO --------.
> >             .>>.                     +-+-+    .-'____||______.-'|
> >              ||                      | | |    ||____dd_______|__|jg
> > ---
> > Yes, commercials. The bane of the couch potato. I don't know how I came up
with
> > this.
> > ---
>
> ROTFL! This one was g r e a t! BTW: I like your comments, too. They give
> the stripes a personal touch...

Thanks, I appreciate it. :)

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llizard <lli...@NOPOLLUTIONwildmail.com> ASCII art 18 Nov 2001 16:12 · permalink
In article <JKv...@4ax.com>, "Peter
\"lastfuture\" Marquardt" <las...@lastfuture.de> wrote:

>On Sun, 18 Nov 2001 12:02:49 +0000, drsquare <now...@nowhere.co.uk>
>wrote:
>
>>On Sun, 18 Nov 2001 01:34:33 +0100, in alt.ascii-art,
>> ("Joaquim Almgren Gandara" <cla...@lords.com>) wrote:
>>
>>>                  *Buy the new solid                   OK!
>>>                crystal processor!* \ .--,             ,
>>>     ~..                             / / |       ,-- OO --------.
>>>      >>                             +-+-+    .-'____||______.-'|
>>>      |\                             | | |    ||____dd_______|__|
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>You're way too       *Are you looking for          Definitely!
>>>impressionable,       a comfortable \ .--,             ,
>>> Nerd Boy. `~..         tampon?*     / / |       ,-- OO --------.
>>>            .>>.                     +-+-+    .-'____||______.-'|
>>>             ||                      | | |    ||____dd_______|__|jg
>>>---
>>>Yes, commercials. The bane of the couch potato. I don't know how I came up with
>>>this.
>>>---
>>
>>These comments in the middle really spoil the flow of the story.
>
>these comments are funny, informative and a good seperator between the
>single episodes

These comments are extraneous. 

    ____
  /| OO |
 | |.||.|   ,^%---
 |_|_bb_| __>_ \  These comments are why I read
   --- ==   >/    NerdBoy on the website rather
 [_____] __>,^    than in a.a.a.
  |   | //| |

http://www.ite.mh.se/~joaal98/ascii/

I can always go to VK's chatroom
http://www.ludd.luth.se/~vk/cgi/asciichat/ if I want to learn more
about Joaquim's motivation for the strip... he's invariably there
lolling on the chesterfield.


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"Peter \"lastfuture\" Marquardt" <lastfuture@lastfuture.de> ASCII art 18 Nov 2001 16:20 · permalink
>These comments are extraneous. 
>
>    ____
>  /| OO |
> | |.||.|   ,^%---
> |_|_bb_| __>_ \  These comments are why I read
>   --- ==   >/    NerdBoy on the website rather
> [_____] __>,^    than in a.a.a.
>  |   | //| |

psst llizard... it's not a.a.a it's a.a-a ;)

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Mel <rrc...@hotmail.com> 18 Nov 2001 21:33 · permalink
On Sun, 18 Nov 2001 20:55:58 +0000, drsquare <now...@nowhere.co.uk> sucked
my dick and said:
>On Sun, 18 Nov 2001 13:36:28 +0100, in alt.ascii-art,
> ("Peter \"lastfuture\" Marquardt" <las...@lastfuture.de>) wrote:
>>On Sun, 18 Nov 2001 12:02:49 +0000, drsquare <now...@nowhere.co.uk>
>>wrote:
>>>>You're way too       *Are you looking for          Definitely!
>>>>impressionable,       a comfortable \ .--,             ,
>>>> Nerd Boy. `~..         tampon?*     / / |       ,-- OO --------.
>>>>            .>>.                     +-+-+    .-'____||______.-'|
>>>>             ||                      | | |    ||____dd_______|__|jg
>>>>---
>>>>Yes, commercials. The bane of the couch potato. I don't know how I came up with
>>>>this.
>>>>---
>>>These comments in the middle really spoil the flow of the story.
>>these comments are funny, informative and a good seperator between the
>>single episodes
>No, they completely get in the way of the plot. The last thing you need
>during a comic is a running commentry by the author. Completely ruins it.
>You won't catch me sticking comments in the middle of an episode of
>Flatfish.

awwwww... do those weetle comments upset you...???

good...

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Joaquim Almgren Gandara <cla...@lords.com> ASCII art 18 Nov 2001 21:55 · permalink
"drsquare" <now...@nowhere.co.uk> wrote in message
news:ie6...@4ax.com...
> You won't catch me sticking comments in the middle of an episode of
> Flatfish.

So we're actually in agreement: No comments in the middle of an episode. Great,
that's a rule I've been following all along! :)

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bug <bug...@akw.pl> 18 Nov 2001 22:04 · permalink
On Sun, 18 Nov 2001 20:55:58 +0000, drsquare <now...@nowhere.co.uk> wrote in news:<ie6...@4ax.com> that: 

Hello!

>>>These comments in the middle really spoil the flow of the story.
>>
>>
>>these comments are funny, informative and a good seperator between the
>>single episodes
>
>No, they completely get in the way of the plot. The last thing you need
>during a comic is a running commentry by the author. Completely ruins it.
>You won't catch me sticking comments in the middle of an episode of
>Flatfish.

These comments are cool! Nothing more, nothing less. And if somebody 
doesn't like them, then he shouldn't read them. There is line before 
and after each comment, right? So if You hate it so much, don't read 
it. Author wanted to add comments cause he propably had something to 
say about his work, so we should treat it with respect, ok?

Peace


Best regards/Pozdrowienia,

bug
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ano...@bogus_address.con ASCII art 19 Nov 2001 11:42 · permalink
On 2001-11-19 now...@nowhere.co.uk said:

>(Mel <rrc...@hotmail.com>) wrote:
>
> >On Sun, 18 Nov 2001 20:55:58 +0000, drsquare sucked my dick and said:
> >
> >  [...snip...]
>
>Sorry, but I refuse to read about your homosexual fantasies every
>time I read your posts.
>*plonk*

I think you've missed the joke here, drsquare.

'Mel' is a =female.=  So the chances of her having
a male sexual organ are, uh...fairly remote.

She might be having =trans-gender= fantasies, but
they're not homosexual.

Besides, 'Mel' is a teen-ager.  She's under the
mistaken impression that it's cool and provocative
to talk that way.

Fact is, she undoubtedly wouldn't know what to do
with a real 'dick'...even if, somehow, she should
happen to encounter one. ;)

BTW, you didn't object when Tali mentioned her
moogies.  (But then, who could ever object to
THOSE?)

ObASCII:
                  __                __ 
     _.-'7    _.-',-'  _.+')    _.-',-`  _.-')
        (_.-'"   (_.-'"   (_.-'"   (_.-'"   (_.-'"

bonjour drsquare, je suis un robot!
>On Sun, 18 Nov 2001 13:36:28 +0100, in alt.ascii-art,
> ("Peter \"lastfuture\" Marquardt" <las...@lastfuture.de>) wrote:
>
>>On Sun, 18 Nov 2001 12:02:49 +0000, drsquare <now...@nowhere.co.uk>
>>wrote:
>>
>>>>You're way too       *Are you looking for          Definitely!
>>>>impressionable,       a comfortable \ .--,             ,
>>>> Nerd Boy. `~..         tampon?*     / / |       ,-- OO --------.
>>>>            .>>.                     +-+-+    .-'____||______.-'|
>>>>             ||                      | | |    ||____dd_______|__|jg
>>>>---
>>>>Yes, commercials. The bane of the couch potato. I don't know how I came up with
>>>>this.
>>>>---
>>>
>>>These comments in the middle really spoil the flow of the story.
>>
>>
>>these comments are funny, informative and a good seperator between the
>>single episodes
>
>No, they completely get in the way of the plot. The last thing you need
>during a comic is a running commentry by the author. Completely ruins it.
>You won't catch me sticking comments in the middle of an episode of
>Flatfish.

I like them.
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"Peter \"lastfuture\" Marquardt" <lastfuture@lastfuture.de> ASCII art 19 Nov 2001 16:03 · permalink
On Mon, 19 Nov 2001 07:42:00 +0000, drsquare <now...@nowhere.co.uk>
wrote:

>On Sun, 18 Nov 2001 23:33:10 +0200, in alt.ascii-art,
> (Mel <rrc...@hotmail.com>) wrote:
>
>>On Sun, 18 Nov 2001 20:55:58 +0000, drsquare <now...@nowhere.co.uk> sucked
>>my dick and said:
>
>Sorry, but I refuse to read about your homosexual fantasies every time I
>read your posts.
>
>*plonk*

it doesnt help a lot killfiling her cause you will read her remark
(wich is neither transgender nor homosexual phantasies ..just being a
bit bitchy) in eeeevery reply following one of her posts.

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Taliszanna <tal...@usask.ca> ASCII art 19 Nov 2001 17:09 · permalink
On Mon, 19 Nov 2001 anonymous@bogus_address.con wrote:

> I think you've missed the joke here, drsquare.

	What joke?  It was just consistency with her "I don't give a
crap" general attitude.  Personally, I was never bothered.

> She might be having =trans-gender= fantasies, but
> they're not homosexual.

	??fantasies??

> Besides, 'Mel' is a teen-ager.  She's under the
> mistaken impression that it's cool and provocative
> to talk that way.

	**sigh**  I wonder how many here have problems with Janeane
Garofalo...

> Fact is, she undoubtedly wouldn't know what to do
> with a real 'dick'...even if, somehow, she should
> happen to encounter one. ;)

	Hmm... it makes little sense to comment on her sex life unless
you've been personally involved in it -- otherwise, it's frankly just
transparent and weak. I don't know why people are making such a stink...

> BTW, you didn't object when Tali mentioned her
> moogies.  (But then, who could ever object to
> THOSE?)

	QUITE!  Thank you for pointing that out!


> ObASCII:
>                   __                __ 
>      _.-'7    _.-',-'  _.+')    _.-',-`  _.-')
>         (_.-'"   (_.-'"   (_.-'"   (_.-'"   (_.-'"
> 

	Swell waves... heh, "swell"...


OBASCII:
http://www.stud.uni-hannover.de/~freise/ascii/t/tarzan.txt


                 Me here are Tarzan, betcher doin' Jane.
                             /

                       ____~                 ____
                      ///( _\              (((.  \
                      )))` '\              */* )  )
                     (((  -_(              \7_(   \
                    ___/  /___  ,____      ( _\\  _\_
                   /`    ~   ,\/-__/        (   \( ` \
                  /  / . _\_.\/ |         __|(. (._\_ \
                 / _/'    (  /  |        /`___)  / ____)
                 \  | \    \( `-'       /\/  % ,/\/%
                  \ |  %%%   %              %%%%%%%%
                _ /_/ /  `%%%%)            %%%%%%%%%
                 ///  )    %%%|            %%%%%%%%
                     %\    %% |            %%%%%%%
                       \   |  |            ( (  (
                        )` )` )             \ \` \
                       /  (  (               \ \  )
                       \  /  /                \ \ |
                        )( )(_                 \ \|
                       / |/____\--       --   __))\___
                 -----/-_) b'ger       ------'---''---'
                                                     -


~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Sincerely, Tali  (a.k.a Jessie Brown/Pope Dances-with-Earwax)
http://talis_white_crow.tripod.com/

"Examine what is said, not who speaks."
                  -- Arabian Proverb

ano...@bogus_address.con 20 Nov 2001 00:22 · permalink
On 2001-11-19 Tali said:

   >anonymous@bogus_address.con wrote:
   >
   > > BTW, you didn't object when Tali mentioned her
   > > moogies.  (But then, who could ever object to
   > > THOSE?)
   >
   >QUITE!  Thank you for pointing that out!

Thank =you= for providing the inspiration. ;)

joris bellenger <svz...@xs4all.nl> ASCII art 23 Nov 2001 22:41 · permalink

Taliszanna wrote:
> 
> 
> > BTW, you didn't object when Tali mentioned her
> > moogies.  (But then, who could ever object to
> > THOSE?)
> 
>   QUITE!  Thank you for pointing that out!

                     Hey shall I tell them
                       about my huge...
                             |
         Oh, shut up Ralf.   |
            \                |
                 `,          \
              ___ #             /_,/\
              |/  ?            /"   (
              | , )\          .Y___ /
              /__/\ \____         \(__
         ,-   /   \_/    \        /  (\
       |/|   / < _____ _> \       |. ||\
      -|.|--/___/  ,___/___\------'-----'
       '-'      |\/           b'ger

joris

joris bellenger <svz...@xs4all.nl> ASCII art 23 Nov 2001 22:51 · permalink

anonymous@bogus_address.con wrote:
> 
> On 2001-11-19 Tali said:
> 
>    >anonymous@bogus_address.con wrote:
>    >
>    > > BTW, you didn't object when Tali mentioned her
>    > > moogies.  (But then, who could ever object to
>    > > THOSE?)
>    >
>    >QUITE!  Thank you for pointing that out!
> 
> Thank =you= for providing the inspiration. ;)


     She provided something, alright
      ... but I wouldn't quite
         call it "inspiration".
            |
            \           Divine guidance?
                 `,          \
              0 0 #             /_,/\
              |/  ?            /"   (
              | , )\          .Y___ /
              /__/\ \____         \(__
         ,-   /   \_/    \        /  (\
       |/|   / < _____ _> \       |. ||\
      -|.|--/___/  ,___/___\------'-----'
       '-'      |\/           b'ger

joris

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