Nerd Boy, episodes 100-107
From Joaquim Almgren Gandara <cla...@lords.com>
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Wooohooo! 100 Nerd Boy strips! And boy are my arms tired.
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Yes, commercials. The bane of the couch potato. I don't know how I came up with
this.
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This episode came out of a doodle session.
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Now please behave. My uncle
values first impressions.
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Hi Uncle! I'd like you to
meet an acquaintance of mine.
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bb dd ||
Ah! You must be Nerd Nose to meet
Boy! Nice to finally you too.
meet you! __ , ?!
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bb dd ||
Nose? Bless you. I give up.
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The above strip is totally flipped out due to fever induced insanity.
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I hear you share my Well, actually,
love of birds, Nerd Boy. no, not r-
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Oh, there you are. ..eh, yes, I'm h-
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bb dd
Excellent!
Follow me! ..eh..
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bb dd
I trust you know what
*tweet* kind of bird this is?
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/ -\ | ch-chicken?
_.' > Close |
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That was still the fever talking.
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There Huh?
you are! __ ,
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Over Oh.
here. __ ,
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Did you show Nerd Yes, I did. He's ..help ..me
Boy your bird playing with Lily. ,
collection, uncle? __ , OO
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Another fever strip.
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Birdie Why did you bring me Oh, come on, they're
/| nam-nam! here? Your uncle is a just playful.
| | __ , maniac, his birds almost ,
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These bite marks They like you..
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They do. ` ' ,
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And it goes on...
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Hehe, yeah He doesn't Hey! That cane looks like..
that was a suspect a thing! It -is- that cane, where did
good one. __ , , you get that!?
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Tadaa! My future self?! Again!?
_ , \ , Why did you claim
".O `~.. OO to be Mandy's
__ .((. ->>. .||. uncle??
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Well, I -am-. B-but.. You're me, so that
Right Mandy? _ Yep. , means she's my.. th-that..
`".O `~.. OO no, that's--
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I really had no sense
of humour when I was Nope.
young... _ ,
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jg__//>\___ | bb ____ || ________________ -\\- _________
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Ah, and now a head ache to top it off. Some (i.e. llizard/ejm) claim that my
fever strips are the best yet and that I should keep a hammer handy to enhance
my sense of humour...
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*pant* What're you doing?
*wheeze* ,
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Trying to... get off the ground. Why don't you just jump
I have flight *gasp* powers, but off a cliff or something?
they only kick in when my feet ,
aren't touching the ground... `OO ..~
(( *wheeze* .<<.
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I.. It.. Buh-BECAUSE IT DOESN'T Yeah, -right-.
WORK THAT WAY, AND N-NOW GO AWAY! Whatever.
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Made in only a few minutes, but I like it. No fever or head ache, btw.
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