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alt.ascii-art · 87 messages · 17 Nov 2001 - 3 Dec 2001
On Sat, 17 Nov 2001 22:34:14 +0000, drsquare wrote:

> I just can't be bothered making any more posts tonight.
> 
> Goodnight everyone, I'm going to bed.

g'night!


-Ed

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Mel <rrc...@hotmail.com> 17 Nov 2001 23:57 · permalink · report
On Sat, 17 Nov 2001 22:34:14 +0000, drsquare <now...@nowhere.co.uk> sucked
my dick and said:
>I just can't be bothered making any more posts tonight.
>Goodnight everyone, I'm going to bed.

like anyone cares...

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You will pay for your sins. If you have already paid, please disregard this
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At the Mokena town meeting, drsquare stood up and made this motion:

> I just can't be bothered making any more posts tonight.
> 
> Goodnight everyone, I'm going to bed.

Don't forget to take a plotch and a tinkle before
turning in!

Chris ("My Asshole Hurts From Sitting In This Chair Running Linux" *)

* Linux causes hemerrhoids, flatfish!!!


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In article <abu...@4ax.com>, Mel wrote:
>On Sat, 17 Nov 2001 22:34:14 +0000, drsquare <now...@nowhere.co.uk> sucked
>my dick and said:
>>I just can't be bothered making any more posts tonight.
>>Goodnight everyone, I'm going to bed.
>
>like anyone cares...
>

another one with homoerotica fantasies.  Mel, there is a news hierarchy which
is specifically for your kind of fantasies.  This group is about computer
operating systems (and often anything which spins off that discussion). 

Gratuitously posting your fantasies is off topic.

-- 
Mark Kent
                                               Take out the ham to mail me.

"Mark Kent" <mar...@noham.otford.kent.btinternet.co.uk> typed:

> In article <abu...@4ax.com>, Mel wrote:
>>On Sat, 17 Nov 2001 22:34:14 +0000, drsquare <now...@nowhere.co.uk>
>>sucked my dick and said:
>>>I just can't be bothered making any more posts tonight. Goodnight
>>>everyone, I'm going to bed.
>>
>>like anyone cares...
>>
>>
> another one with homoerotica fantasies.  Mel, there is a news hierarchy
> which is specifically for your kind of fantasies.  This group is about
> computer operating systems (and often anything which spins off that
> discussion).
Am I alone in spotting a differing standards here, Mark. Read your words
and repent!


-- 
Ian
"He knows his onions"

Mel <rrc...@hotmail.com> 18 Nov 2001 11:22 · permalink · report
On Sun, 18 Nov 2001 08:12:02 +0000, mar...@NOHAM.otford.kent.btinternet.co.uk
(Mark Kent) sucked my dick and said:
>In article <abu...@4ax.com>, Mel wrote:
>>On Sat, 17 Nov 2001 22:34:14 +0000, drsquare <now...@nowhere.co.uk> sucked
>>my dick and said:
>>>I just can't be bothered making any more posts tonight.
>>>Goodnight everyone, I'm going to bed.
>>like anyone cares...
>another one with homoerotica fantasies.

sorry... can't help ya...

> Mel, there is a news hierarchy which is specifically for your kind of fantasies.

you know it...

> This group

which one?

> is about computer operating systems (and often anything which spins off that discussion).

save it...

>Gratuitously posting your fantasies is off topic.

like I care...

In article <pan...@netscape.net>, Ian Pegel wrote:
>"Mark Kent" <mar...@noham.otford.kent.btinternet.co.uk> typed:
>
>> In article <abu...@4ax.com>, Mel wrote:
>>>On Sat, 17 Nov 2001 22:34:14 +0000, drsquare <now...@nowhere.co.uk>
>>>sucked my dick and said:
>>>>I just can't be bothered making any more posts tonight. Goodnight
>>>>everyone, I'm going to bed.
>>>
>>>like anyone cares...
>>>
>>>
>> another one with homoerotica fantasies.  Mel, there is a news hierarchy
>> which is specifically for your kind of fantasies.  This group is about
>> computer operating systems (and often anything which spins off that
>> discussion).
>Am I alone in spotting a differing standards here, Mark. Read your words
>and repent!
>
>

Bollocks, basically.  I point out a fact here, Ian!  If somebody posted
nudes into this group I WOULD COMPLAIN ABOUT THAT AS WELL.   I'm being
completely consistent.  You, however, are not.



-- 
Mark Kent
                                               Take out the ham to mail me.

In article <pan...@netscape.net>, Ian Pegel wrote:
>"Mark Kent" <mar...@noham.otford.kent.btinternet.co.uk> typed:
>
>> In article <abu...@4ax.com>, Mel wrote:
>>>On Sat, 17 Nov 2001 22:34:14 +0000, drsquare <now...@nowhere.co.uk>
>>>sucked my dick and said:
>>>>I just can't be bothered making any more posts tonight. Goodnight
>>>>everyone, I'm going to bed.
>>>
>>>like anyone cares...
>>>
>>>
>> another one with homoerotica fantasies.  Mel, there is a news hierarchy
>> which is specifically for your kind of fantasies.  This group is about
>> computer operating systems (and often anything which spins off that
>> discussion).
>Am I alone in spotting a differing standards here, Mark. Read your words
>and repent!
>
>

See my response to other message.

-- 
Mark Kent
                                               Take out the ham to mail me.

In article <nd6...@4ax.com>, Mel wrote:
>On Sun, 18 Nov 2001 08:12:02 +0000, mar...@NOHAM.otford.kent.btinternet.co.uk
>(Mark Kent) sucked my dick and said:


Mel, there is a hierarchy for your homoerotic fantasies, where you
can share them with lots of other people who share the same fantasies
feelings and needs as you do.  This is not the place, this group
is for operating systems.  Please take your fantasies to where your
friends are.


-- 
Mark Kent
                                               Take out the ham to mail me.

bonjour Edward Rosten, je suis un robot!
>On Sat, 17 Nov 2001 22:34:14 +0000, drsquare wrote:
>
>> I just can't be bothered making any more posts tonight.
>> 
>> Goodnight everyone, I'm going to bed.
>
>g'night!

This isn't a fucking chat room.
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"Mark Kent" <mar...@noham.otford.kent.btinternet.co.uk> typed:

> In article <pan...@netscape.net>, Ian Pegel
> wrote:
>>"Mark Kent" <mar...@noham.otford.kent.btinternet.co.uk> typed:
>>
>>> In article <abu...@4ax.com>, Mel wrote:
>>>>On Sat, 17 Nov 2001 22:34:14 +0000, drsquare <now...@nowhere.co.uk>
>>>>sucked my dick and said:
>>>>>I just can't be bothered making any more posts tonight. Goodnight
>>>>>everyone, I'm going to bed.
>>>>
>>>>like anyone cares...
>>>>
>>>>
>>> another one with homoerotica fantasies.  Mel, there is a news
>>> hierarchy which is specifically for your kind of fantasies.  This
>>> group is about computer operating systems (and often anything which
>>> spins off that discussion).
>>Am I alone in spotting a differing standards here, Mark. Read your words
>>and repent!
>>
>>
>>
> Bollocks, basically.  I point out a fact here, Ian!  If somebody posted
> nudes into this group I WOULD COMPLAIN ABOUT THAT AS WELL.   I'm being
> completely consistent.  You, however, are not.

Whoops! Sorry! I completely missed the *subtle* alteration made to the
top lines of the post. I really must get out more!


-- 
Ian
"He knows his onions"

Mel <rrc...@hotmail.com> 18 Nov 2001 21:08 · permalink · report
On Sun, 18 Nov 2001 15:45:34 +0000, mar...@NOHAM.otford.kent.btinternet.co.uk
(Mark Kent) sucked my dick and said:
>In article <nd6...@4ax.com>, Mel wrote:
>>On Sun, 18 Nov 2001 08:12:02 +0000, mar...@NOHAM.otford.kent.btinternet.co.uk
>>(Mark Kent) sucked my dick and said:
>Mel, there is a hierarchy for your homoerotic fantasies, where you
>can share them with lots of other people who share the same fantasies
>feelings and needs as you do.  This is not the place, this group
>is for operating systems.  Please take your fantasies to where your
>friends are.

you going to endlessly repeat this drivel...?

take a break...

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message.
Dieser Text wurde mit Rot-26 verschl�sselt.

Mel <rrc...@hotmail.com> espoused:
> sucked my dick and said:
  ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

Please take your homoerotic fantasies to a suitable newsgroup, Mel.
This group is to do with operating systems, not your personal fantasies.

You're quite welcome to your homosexual fantasies, Mel, I don't worry
about them, but I don't want to read about them either.  



-- 
Mark Kent
                                               Take out the ham to mail me.

Mel <rrc...@hotmail.com> espoused:
>sucked my dick and said:
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

>>In article <nd6...@4ax.com>, Mel wrote:
>>> sucked my dick and said:
    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

Please take your homoerotic oral sex fantasies to a suitable group,
Mel.  Usenet is a hierarchical thing, you are currently posting
in several groups, none of which are suitable for expressing 
your sexual preference in this public way.

-- 
Mark Kent
                                               Take out the ham to mail me.

Mel <rrc...@hotmail.com> 19 Nov 2001 02:43 · permalink · report
On Mon, 19 Nov 2001 02:21:24 +0000, mar...@NOHAM.otford.kent.btinternet.co.uk
(Mark Kent) sucked my dick and said:
>Mel <rrc...@hotmail.com> espoused:
>> sucked my dick and said:
>  ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
>Please take your homoerotic fantasies to a suitable newsgroup, Mel.
>This group is to do with operating systems, not your personal fantasies.
>You're quite welcome to your homosexual fantasies, Mel, I don't worry
>about them, but I don't want to read about them either.  

yer an idiot...

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if in doubt, suck me

Poster <NOS...@POSTER.net> ASCII art 19 Nov 2001 08:31 · permalink · report
Is this thread really for the Ascii Group??
It seems to have been roaming onto the comp.os.linux.advocacy,
   alt.ascii-art, talk.politics.drugs, comp.os.linux.advocacy

I am sure this had nothing to do with ASCII ART.

Let's put an end to it here....SNIP \O...........
                                    /O

?:)
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"drsquare" <now...@nowhere.co.uk> wrote in message
news:0td...@4ax.com...
> On Sun, 18 Nov 2001 23:08:59 +0200, in talk.politics.drugs,
>  (Mel <rrc...@hotmail.com>) wrote:
>
> >On Sun, 18 Nov 2001 15:45:34 +0000,
mar...@NOHAM.otford.kent.btinternet.co.uk
> >(Mark Kent) sucked my dick and said:
> >>In article <nd6...@4ax.com>, Mel wrote:
> >>>On Sun, 18 Nov 2001 08:12:02 +0000,
mar...@NOHAM.otford.kent.btinternet.co.uk
> >>>(Mark Kent) sucked my dick and said:

Mel <rrc...@hotmail.com> espoused:
>On Mon, 19 Nov 2001 02:21:24 +0000, mar...@NOHAM.otford.kent.btinternet.co.uk
sucked my dick and said:
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

>>Mel <rrc...@hotmail.com> espoused:
>>> sucked my dick and said:
>>  ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
>>Please take your homoerotic fantasies to a suitable newsgroup, Mel.
>>This group is to do with operating systems, not your personal fantasies.
>>You're quite welcome to your homosexual fantasies, Mel, I don't worry
>>about them, but I don't want to read about them either.  
>


-- 
Mark Kent
                                               Take out the ham to mail me.

Mel <rrc...@hotmail.com> espoused:
> sucked my dick and said:
  ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
>>Mel <rrc...@hotmail.com> espoused:
>>> sucked my dick and said:
>>  ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
>>Please take your homoerotic fantasies to a suitable newsgroup, Mel.
>>This group is to do with operating systems, not your personal fantasies.
>>You're quite welcome to your homosexual fantasies, Mel, I don't worry
>>about them, but I don't want to read about them either.  
>
>yer an idiot...
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

Follow-up set to a more appropriate group.  Please take your homoerotic
fantasies there, Mel.

No, and I know


-- 
Mark Kent
                                               Take out the ham to mail me.

Mel <rrc...@hotmail.com> espoused:
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
sucked my dick and said:
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
>>Mel <rrc...@hotmail.com> espoused:
  ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
>>> sucked my dick and said:
>>  ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
>>Please take your homoerotic fantasies to a suitable newsgroup, Mel.
>>This group is to do with operating systems, not your personal fantasies.
>>You're quite welcome to your homosexual fantasies, Mel, I don't worry
>>about them, but I don't want to read about them either.  
>
>yer an idiot...
>

Followup set to an appropriate group for Mel's <rrc...@hotmail.com>
homoerotic fantasies.

-- 
Mark Kent
                                               Take out the ham to mail me.

Taliszanna <tal...@usask.ca> ASCII art 19 Nov 2001 12:31 · permalink · report
On Sun, 18 Nov 2001, Mel wrote:

> On Sat, 17 Nov 2001 22:34:14 +0000, drsquare <now...@nowhere.co.uk> sucked
> my dick and said:
> >I just can't be bothered making any more posts tonight.
> >Goodnight everyone, I'm going to bed.
> 
> like anyone cares...

	Well, that wasn't nice...  Feeling a little moody?


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Taliszanna <tal...@usask.ca> ASCII art 19 Nov 2001 13:15 · permalink · report
On Sun, 18 Nov 2001, Ian Pegel wrote:
>
> Ian
> "He knows his onions"


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http://talis_white_crow.tripod.com/

"Examine what is said, not who speaks."
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Taliszanna <tal...@usask.ca> ASCII art 19 Nov 2001 13:17 · permalink · report
On Sun, 18 Nov 2001, Mel wrote:

> On Sun, 18 Nov 2001 08:12:02 +0000, mar...@NOHAM.otford.kent.btinternet.co.uk
> (Mark Kent) sucked my dick and said:
>
> >another one with homoerotica fantasies.
> 
> sorry... can't help ya...

	**shrug** I see nothing wrong with homoerotic fantasy.


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http://talis_white_crow.tripod.com/

"Examine what is said, not who speaks."
                  -- Arabian Proverb

Taliszanna <tal...@usask.ca> ASCII art 19 Nov 2001 15:08 · permalink · report
On Sun, 18 Nov 2001, drsquare wrote:

> On Sun, 18 Nov 2001 13:22:59 +0200, in talk.politics.drugs,
>  (Mel <rrc...@hotmail.com>) wrote:
> 
> >sorry... can't help ya...
> 
> He wasn't after helping. He just wasn't happy about you saying he had given
> you oral sex. 

	Oh, so sad.  Maybe he shouldn't have taken it so seriously.

> You seem to have some strange obsession with men sucking you off. You can
> barely reply to someone without coming up with fantasies about them sucking
> you off.

	Um, I never took as a literal comment.  Why has everyone
else?  Sarcasm, people.


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http://talis_white_crow.tripod.com/

"Examine what is said, not who speaks."
                  -- Arabian Proverb

bonjour Mark Kent, je suis un robot!
>Mel <rrc...@hotmail.com> espoused:
>> sucked my dick and said:
>  ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
>
>Please take your homoerotic fantasies to a suitable newsgroup, Mel.
>This group is to do with operating systems, not your personal fantasies.
>
>You're quite welcome to your homosexual fantasies, Mel, I don't worry
>about them, but I don't want to read about them either.  

Mel is a girl. And dissing people's intro lines is sad.
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bonjour drsquare, je suis un robot!
>On Sun, 18 Nov 2001 23:08:59 +0200, in talk.politics.drugs,
> (Mel <rrc...@hotmail.com>) wrote:
>
>>On Sun, 18 Nov 2001 15:45:34 +0000, mar...@NOHAM.otford.kent.btinternet.co.uk
>>(Mark Kent) sucked my dick and said:
>>>In article <nd6...@4ax.com>, Mel wrote:
>>>>On Sun, 18 Nov 2001 08:12:02 +0000, mar...@NOHAM.otford.kent.btinternet.co.uk
>>>>(Mark Kent) sucked my dick and said:
>>>Mel, there is a hierarchy for your homoerotic fantasies, where you
>>>can share them with lots of other people who share the same fantasies
>>>feelings and needs as you do.  This is not the place, this group
>>>is for operating systems.  Please take your fantasies to where your
>>>friends are.
>>
>>you going to endlessly repeat this drivel...?
>
>And you endlessly going to post your homoerotic fantasies to usenet?

Oh btw, "homoerotic" is self eroticism. It would be homoerotic if she
was sucking her own dick, if she had a dick.
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Bateau <Its...@Not-A-Real-Address.com> wrote in message news:<3eL...@4ax.com>...
> bonjour Edward Rosten, je suis un robot!
> >On Sat, 17 Nov 2001 22:34:14 +0000, drsquare wrote:
> >
> >> I just can't be bothered making any more posts tonight.
> >> 
> >> Goodnight everyone, I'm going to bed.
> >
> >g'night!
> 
> This isn't a fucking chat room.

Thne fuck off.

-Ed

Taliszanna <tal...@usask.ca> ASCII art 19 Nov 2001 16:49 · permalink · report
On Mon, 19 Nov 2001, drsquare wrote:

> On Mon, 19 Nov 2001 04:43:15 +0200, in talk.politics.drugs,
>  (Mel <rrc...@hotmail.com>) wrote:
> 
> >yer an idiot...
> 
> Yer a faggot...

	Er, remind me of how is that an insult... ?


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Sincerely, Tali  (a.k.a Jessie Brown/Pope Dances-with-Earwax)
http://talis_white_crow.tripod.com/

"Examine what is said, not who speaks."
                  -- Arabian Proverb

ano...@bogus_address.con 20 Nov 2001 00:22 · permalink · report
On 2001-11-19 Tali said:

   >drsquare wrote:
   >
   > > Yer a faggot...
   >
   >Er, remind me of how is that an insult... ?

"[Faggots] have none of the strengths of men, and
all the little weaknesses of women."  - Alexander King

But the most important thing is: Nature designed the
anus as an EXIT; not an entrance.

And it's not nice to fool Mother Nature.  If you
attempt it, she has a way of exacting her revenge.

Can you say "AIDS?" ;)

Mel <rrc...@hotmail.com> 20 Nov 2001 00:47 · permalink · report
On Tue, 20 Nov 2001 00:18:11 +0000, drsquare <now...@nowhere.co.uk> sucked
my dick and said:
>On Mon, 19 Nov 2001 10:49:42 -0600, in alt.ascii-art,
> (Taliszanna <tal...@usask.ca>) wrote:
>>On Mon, 19 Nov 2001, drsquare wrote:
>>> On Mon, 19 Nov 2001 04:43:15 +0200, in talk.politics.drugs,
>>>  (Mel <rrc...@hotmail.com>) wrote:
>>> >yer an idiot...
>>> Yer a faggot...
>>	Er, remind me of how is that an insult... ?
>Well I don't know about you, but being called a faggot is quite an insult.

yer a faggot then...

-- 
smash yer modem, reboot, kill yerself
if in doubt, suck me

Mel <rrc...@hotmail.com> 20 Nov 2001 01:10 · permalink · report
On Tue, 20 Nov 2001 00:22:20 -0000, anonymous@bogus_address.con sucked my
dick and said:
>On 2001-11-19 Tali said:
>   >drsquare wrote:
>   > > Yer a faggot...
>   >Er, remind me of how is that an insult... ?
>"[Faggots] have none of the strengths of men, and
>all the little weaknesses of women."  - Alexander King
>But the most important thing is: Nature designed the
>anus as an EXIT; not an entrance.
>And it's not nice to fool Mother Nature.  If you
>attempt it, she has a way of exacting her revenge.
>Can you say "AIDS?" ;)

you have it...

-- 
smash yer modem, reboot, kill yerself
if in doubt, suck me

On Tue, 20 Nov 2001 02:47:32 +0200, Mel <rrc...@hotmail.com> wrote:
> On Tue, 20 Nov 2001 00:18:11 +0000, drsquare <now...@nowhere.co.uk> sucked
> my dick and said:
>>On Mon, 19 Nov 2001 10:49:42 -0600, in alt.ascii-art,
>> (Taliszanna <tal...@usask.ca>) wrote:
>>>On Mon, 19 Nov 2001, drsquare wrote:
>>>> On Mon, 19 Nov 2001 04:43:15 +0200, in talk.politics.drugs,
>>>>  (Mel <rrc...@hotmail.com>) wrote:
>>>> >yer an idiot...
>>>> Yer a faggot...
>>>	Er, remind me of how is that an insult... ?
>>Well I don't know about you, but being called a faggot is quite an insult.
> 
> yer a faggot then...
>

hiya flatfish

Too bad there is no such domain vip-za.com...

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Bateau <Its...@Not-A-Real-Address.com> espoused:
>bonjour drsquare, je suis un robot!
>>On Sun, 18 Nov 2001 23:08:59 +0200, in talk.politics.drugs,
>> (Mel <rrc...@hotmail.com>) wrote:
>>
>>>On Sun, 18 Nov 2001 15:45:34 +0000, mar...@NOHAM.otford.kent.btinternet.co.uk
>>>(Mark Kent) sucked my dick and said:
>>>>In article <nd6...@4ax.com>, Mel wrote:
>>>>>On Sun, 18 Nov 2001 08:12:02 +0000, mar...@NOHAM.otford.kent.btinternet.co.uk
>>>>>(Mark Kent) sucked my dick and said:
>>>>Mel, there is a hierarchy for your homoerotic fantasies, where you
>>>>can share them with lots of other people who share the same fantasies
>>>>feelings and needs as you do.  This is not the place, this group
>>>>is for operating systems.  Please take your fantasies to where your
>>>>friends are.
>>>
>>>you going to endlessly repeat this drivel...?
>>
>>And you endlessly going to post your homoerotic fantasies to usenet?
>
>Oh btw, "homoerotic" is self eroticism. It would be homoerotic if she
>was sucking her own dick, if she had a dick.

Nope:

From WordNet (r) 1.6 [wn]:

  homoerotic
       adj : of or concerning homosexual love

I think you're confusing homoerotic with autoerotic.

-- 
Mark Kent
                                               Take out the ham to mail me.

Ian Pegel <Ian...@netscape.net> ASCII art 20 Nov 2001 08:48 · permalink · report
"Mark Kent" <mar...@noham.otford.kent.btinternet.co.uk> typed:

> Bateau <Its...@Not-A-Real-Address.com> espoused:
>>bonjour drsquare, je suis un robot!
>>>On Sun, 18 Nov 2001 23:08:59 +0200, in talk.politics.drugs,
>>> (Mel <rrc...@hotmail.com>) wrote:
>>>
>>>>On Sun, 18 Nov 2001 15:45:34 +0000,
>>>>mar...@NOHAM.otford.kent.btinternet.co.uk (Mark Kent) sucked my dick and
>>>>said:
>>>>>In article <nd6...@4ax.com>, Mel wrote:
>>>>>>On Sun, 18 Nov 2001 08:12:02 +0000,
>>>>>>mar...@NOHAM.otford.kent.btinternet.co.uk (Mark Kent) sucked my dick
>>>>>>and said:
>>>>>Mel, there is a hierarchy for your homoerotic fantasies, where you
>>>>>can share them with lots of other people who share the same fantasies
>>>>>feelings and needs as you do.  This is not the place, this group is
>>>>>for operating systems.  Please take your fantasies to where your
>>>>>friends are.
>>>>
>>>>you going to endlessly repeat this drivel...?
>>>
>>>And you endlessly going to post your homoerotic fantasies to usenet?
>>
>>Oh btw, "homoerotic" is self eroticism. It would be homoerotic if she
>>was sucking her own dick, if she had a dick.
> 
> Nope:
> 
> From WordNet (r) 1.6 [wn]:
> 
>   homoerotic
>        adj : of or concerning homosexual love
> 
> I think you're confusing homoerotic with autoerotic.

Um, ...a love for ones car? ;-) 

-- 
Ian
"He knows his onions"


Mel wrote:
> 
> >Well I don't know about you, but being called a faggot is quite an insult.
> 
> yer a faggot then...

Bwaaahahahaha aaaaah
:D
That's funny.

joris

Cannabidraake <can...@earthlink.net> ASCII art 20 Nov 2001 15:37 · permalink · report
ahl...@home.com (Chris Ahlstrom) posted:

> At the Mokena town meeting, drsquare stood up and made this motion:
> 
> > I just can't be bothered making any more posts tonight.
> > 
> > Goodnight everyone, I'm going to bed.
> 
> Don't forget to take a plotch and a tinkle before
> turning in!

LOL!!  I've never heard that one before.  Plotch!  LOL!


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Cannabidraake <can...@earthlink.net> ASCII art 20 Nov 2001 15:44 · permalink · report
Bateau <Its...@Not-A-Real-Address.com> posted:

> Oh btw, "homoerotic" is self eroticism. It would be homoerotic if she
> was sucking her own dick, if she had a dick.

I thought that was autoeroticism.  Oh, maybe that's an unexpected, involuntary
orgasm. :-\


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chrisv <chr...@chrisv.com> 20 Nov 2001 16:34 · permalink · report
drsquare <now...@nowhere.co.uk> wrote:

>I just can't be bothered making any more posts tonight.
>
>Goodnight everyone, I'm going to bed.

Why does everyone feed this troll?

Mel <rrc...@hotmail.com> 20 Nov 2001 20:33 · permalink · report
On Tue, 20 Nov 2001 16:34:13 GMT, chrisv <chr...@chrisv.com> sucked my dick
and said:
>drsquare <now...@nowhere.co.uk> wrote:
>>I just can't be bothered making any more posts tonight.
>>Goodnight everyone, I'm going to bed.
>Why does everyone feed this troll?

we're kind to animals?

-- 
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if in doubt, suck me

Ian Pegel <Ian...@netscape.net> espoused:
>"Mark Kent" <mar...@noham.otford.kent.btinternet.co.uk> typed:
>
>> Bateau <Its...@Not-A-Real-Address.com> espoused:
>>>bonjour drsquare, je suis un robot!
>>>>On Sun, 18 Nov 2001 23:08:59 +0200, in talk.politics.drugs,
>>>> (Mel <rrc...@hotmail.com>) wrote:
>>>>
>>>>>On Sun, 18 Nov 2001 15:45:34 +0000,
>>>>>mar...@NOHAM.otford.kent.btinternet.co.uk (Mark Kent) sucked my dick and
>>>>>said:
>>>>>>In article <nd6...@4ax.com>, Mel wrote:
>>>>>>>On Sun, 18 Nov 2001 08:12:02 +0000,
>>>>>>>mar...@NOHAM.otford.kent.btinternet.co.uk (Mark Kent) sucked my dick
>>>>>>>and said:
>>>>>>Mel, there is a hierarchy for your homoerotic fantasies, where you
>>>>>>can share them with lots of other people who share the same fantasies
>>>>>>feelings and needs as you do.  This is not the place, this group is
>>>>>>for operating systems.  Please take your fantasies to where your
>>>>>>friends are.
>>>>>
>>>>>you going to endlessly repeat this drivel...?
>>>>
>>>>And you endlessly going to post your homoerotic fantasies to usenet?
>>>
>>>Oh btw, "homoerotic" is self eroticism. It would be homoerotic if she
>>>was sucking her own dick, if she had a dick.
>> 
>> Nope:
>> 
>> From WordNet (r) 1.6 [wn]:
>> 
>>   homoerotic
>>        adj : of or concerning homosexual love
>> 
>> I think you're confusing homoerotic with autoerotic.
>
>Um, ...a love for ones car? ;-) 
>

Heheheheh!

-- 
Mark Kent
                                               Take out the ham to mail me.

"Mark Kent" <mar...@noham.otford.kent.btinternet.co.uk> typed:

> Ian Pegel <Ian...@netscape.net> espoused:
>>"Mark Kent" <mar...@noham.otford.kent.btinternet.co.uk> typed:
>>
>>> Bateau <Its...@Not-A-Real-Address.com> espoused:
>>>>bonjour drsquare, je suis un robot!
>>>>>On Sun, 18 Nov 2001 23:08:59 +0200, in talk.politics.drugs,
>>>>> (Mel <rrc...@hotmail.com>) wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>>On Sun, 18 Nov 2001 15:45:34 +0000,
>>>>>>mar...@NOHAM.otford.kent.btinternet.co.uk (Mark Kent) sucked my dick
>>>>>>and said:
>>>>>>>In article <nd6...@4ax.com>, Mel wrote:
>>>>>>>>On Sun, 18 Nov 2001 08:12:02 +0000,
>>>>>>>>mar...@NOHAM.otford.kent.btinternet.co.uk (Mark Kent) sucked my dick
>>>>>>>>and said:
>>>>>>>Mel, there is a hierarchy for your homoerotic fantasies, where you
>>>>>>>can share them with lots of other people who share the same
>>>>>>>fantasies feelings and needs as you do.  This is not the place,
>>>>>>>this group is for operating systems.  Please take your fantasies to
>>>>>>>where your friends are.
>>>>>>
>>>>>>you going to endlessly repeat this drivel...?
>>>>>
>>>>>And you endlessly going to post your homoerotic fantasies to usenet?
>>>>
>>>>Oh btw, "homoerotic" is self eroticism. It would be homoerotic if she
>>>>was sucking her own dick, if she had a dick.
>>> 
>>> Nope:
>>> 
>>> From WordNet (r) 1.6 [wn]:
>>> 
>>>   homoerotic
>>>        adj : of or concerning homosexual love
>>> 
>>> I think you're confusing homoerotic with autoerotic.
>>
>>Um, ...a love for ones car? ;-)
>>
>>
> Heheheheh!
> 


I love my car - it's a Volvo. Plenty of room and very safe if you crash
into anything... 
 
-- 
Ian
"He knows his onions"

> > >Well I don't know about you, but being called a faggot is quite an insult.
> >
> > yer a faggot then...
>
> Bwaaahahahaha aaaaah
> :D
> That's funny.

I thought so too .. it was the way she said it :)

> >>And you endlessly going to post your homoerotic fantasies to usenet?
> >
> >Oh btw, "homoerotic" is self eroticism. It would be homoerotic if she
> >was sucking her own dick, if she had a dick.
>
> Have you any idea what the prefix "homo-" means?

Homo means same.

> >>> From WordNet (r) 1.6 [wn]:
> >>>
> >>>   homoerotic
> >>>        adj : of or concerning homosexual love
> >>>
> >>> I think you're confusing homoerotic with autoerotic.
> >>
> >>Um, ...a love for ones car? ;-)
> >>
> >>
> > Heheheheh!
> >
>
>
> I love my car - it's a Volvo. Plenty of room and very safe if you crash
> into anything...

Do you expect to crash into anything ? :)
 *hehe* I'm not getting in a car with you!

Could autoerotic also mean sex in the car ?
If so I'm all for it .. ( still need to break in my new car ;) )

MJP <mik...@bluedwarf.spam.net> ASCII art 20 Nov 2001 23:16 · permalink · report
On Tue, 20 Nov 2001 22:16:37 +0000, Ian Pegel <Ian...@netscape.net> wrote:

>
>>>> 
>>>> I think you're confusing homoerotic with autoerotic.
>>>
>>>Um, ...a love for ones car? ;-)
>>>
>>>
>> Heheheheh!
>> 
>
>
>I love my car - it's a Volvo. Plenty of room and very safe if you crash
>into anything... 
> 

Yes BUT, are Volvos Erotic?

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Ian Pegel <Ian...@netscape.net> espoused:
>"Mark Kent" <mar...@noham.otford.kent.btinternet.co.uk> typed:
>
>> Ian Pegel <Ian...@netscape.net> espoused:
>>>"Mark Kent" <mar...@noham.otford.kent.btinternet.co.uk> typed:
>>>
>>>> Bateau <Its...@Not-A-Real-Address.com> espoused:
>>>>>bonjour drsquare, je suis un robot!
>>>>>>On Sun, 18 Nov 2001 23:08:59 +0200, in talk.politics.drugs,
>>>>>> (Mel <rrc...@hotmail.com>) wrote:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>>On Sun, 18 Nov 2001 15:45:34 +0000,
>>>>>>>mar...@NOHAM.otford.kent.btinternet.co.uk (Mark Kent) sucked my dick
>>>>>>>and said:
>>>>>>>>In article <nd6...@4ax.com>, Mel wrote:
>>>>>>>>>On Sun, 18 Nov 2001 08:12:02 +0000,
>>>>>>>>>mar...@NOHAM.otford.kent.btinternet.co.uk (Mark Kent) sucked my dick
>>>>>>>>>and said:
>>>>>>>>Mel, there is a hierarchy for your homoerotic fantasies, where you
>>>>>>>>can share them with lots of other people who share the same
>>>>>>>>fantasies feelings and needs as you do.  This is not the place,
>>>>>>>>this group is for operating systems.  Please take your fantasies to
>>>>>>>>where your friends are.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>you going to endlessly repeat this drivel...?
>>>>>>
>>>>>>And you endlessly going to post your homoerotic fantasies to usenet?
>>>>>
>>>>>Oh btw, "homoerotic" is self eroticism. It would be homoerotic if she
>>>>>was sucking her own dick, if she had a dick.
>>>> 
>>>> Nope:
>>>> 
>>>> From WordNet (r) 1.6 [wn]:
>>>> 
>>>>   homoerotic
>>>>        adj : of or concerning homosexual love
>>>> 
>>>> I think you're confusing homoerotic with autoerotic.
>>>
>>>Um, ...a love for ones car? ;-)
>>>
>>>
>> Heheheheh!
>> 
>
>
>I love my car - it's a Volvo. Plenty of room and very safe if you crash
>into anything... 
> 

I have a landrover for the same reason.

-- 
Mark Kent
                                               Take out the ham to mail me.

* Mark Kent <mar...@NOHAM.otford.kent.btinternet.co.uk> [2001-11-18 09:12]:
> In article <abu...@4ax.com>, Mel wrote:
>>On Sat, 17 Nov 2001 22:34:14 +0000, drsquare <now...@nowhere.co.uk> sucked
>>my dick and said:
>>>I just can't be bothered making any more posts tonight.
>>>Goodnight everyone, I'm going to bed.
>>
>>like anyone cares...
>>
> 
> another one with homoerotica fantasies.

 Uh?  Sorry, but what drugs are you on?  I don't see any connection
between your statement and what Mel said.


> Mel, there is a news hierarchy which is specifically for your kind of
> fantasies.

 And there is for sure one that is dedicated to the kind of drugs you
must be smoking.

> This group is about computer operating systems (and often anything
> which spins off that discussion). 

 No, it's not.  "This" very group is about ascii-art.  If you can't read
your Newsgroups: header in your slrn you must be joking.  slrn even
notices you especially that it's a crosspost and sugguests you to set a
Followup-To: -- so either upgrade your newsreader, or simply learn to
use it!

[F'up2: poster] for there is no relevance to *any* newsgroup.  Don't
feed the trolls, thanks.

> Gratuitously posting your fantasies is off topic.

 Not knowing how to use your slrn is off topic, too.

 Btw., your attribution line is bogus - the MID of the previous poster
is already in the References: header, no need to duplicate that.
<http://www.math.fu-berlin.de/~guckes/faq/attribution.html> should help
you.

 So long!
Alfie
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* drsquare <now...@nowhere.co.uk> [2001-11-20 01:18]:
> On Mon, 19 Nov 2001 10:49:42 -0600, in alt.ascii-art,
>  (Taliszanna <tal...@usask.ca>) wrote:
> 
>>On Mon, 19 Nov 2001, drsquare wrote:
>>> Yer a faggot...
>>
>>	Er, remind me of how is that an insult... ?
> 
> Well I don't know about you, but being called a faggot is quite an insult.

,------------------------------------------------------------------------
| From The Collaborative International Dictionary of English [gcide]:
|
|   faggot \fag"got\ (f[a^]g"[u^]t), n. [perh. from fagot[5], a
|      shriveled old woman.]
|      a male homosexual; -- always used disparagingly and
|      considered offensive. [Slang, disparaging]
`------------------------------------------------------------------------

 Just to be of help :)

 So long!
Alfie
Fup'2: poster for I don't see *any* relevance for any group in the
Newsgroups: header.
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<http://www.crn.com/Components/Search/Article.asp?ArticleID=24944>

* anonymous@bogus_address.con <anonymous@bogus_address.con> [2001-11-20 01:22]:
> "[Faggots] have none of the strengths of men, and
> all the little weaknesses of women."  - Alexander King

 Stupid homophoic statement, that is absolutely outdated and bogus.

> But the most important thing is: Nature designed the
> anus as an EXIT; not an entrance.

 So, please keep your mouth shut for nature designed it as an entrance.
And stop fscking a woman for her pussy was designed as an EXIT.

 ... and the wheel keeps rotating and rotating and rotating.

> Can you say "AIDS?" ;)

 Can you say that you're ignorant?

 So long!
Alfie
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bonjour drsquare, je suis un robot!
>On Mon, 19 Nov 2001 23:14:16 +0800, in alt.ascii-art,
> (Bateau <Its...@Not-A-Real-Address.com>) wrote:
>>bonjour drsquare, je suis un robot!
>>>On Sun, 18 Nov 2001 23:08:59 +0200, in talk.politics.drugs,
>>> (Mel <rrc...@hotmail.com>) wrote:
>>>
>>>>On Sun, 18 Nov 2001 15:45:34 +0000, mar...@NOHAM.otford.kent.btinternet.co.uk
>>>>(Mark Kent) sucked my dick and said:
>>>>>In article <nd6...@4ax.com>, Mel wrote:
>>>>>>On Sun, 18 Nov 2001 08:12:02 +0000, mar...@NOHAM.otford.kent.btinternet.co.uk
>>>>>>(Mark Kent) sucked my dick and said:
>>>>>Mel, there is a hierarchy for your homoerotic fantasies, where you
>>>>>can share them with lots of other people who share the same fantasies
>>>>>feelings and needs as you do.  This is not the place, this group
>>>>>is for operating systems.  Please take your fantasies to where your
>>>>>friends are.
>>>>
>>>>you going to endlessly repeat this drivel...?
>>>
>>>And you endlessly going to post your homoerotic fantasies to usenet?
>>
>>Oh btw, "homoerotic" is self eroticism. It would be homoerotic if she
>>was sucking her own dick, if she had a dick.
>
>Have you any idea what the prefix "homo-" means?

Yes.
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bonjour Mark Kent, je suis un robot!
>Bateau <Its...@Not-A-Real-Address.com> espoused:
>>bonjour drsquare, je suis un robot!
>>>On Sun, 18 Nov 2001 23:08:59 +0200, in talk.politics.drugs,
>>> (Mel <rrc...@hotmail.com>) wrote:
>>>
>>>>On Sun, 18 Nov 2001 15:45:34 +0000, mar...@NOHAM.otford.kent.btinternet.co.uk
>>>>(Mark Kent) sucked my dick and said:
>>>>>In article <nd6...@4ax.com>, Mel wrote:
>>>>>>On Sun, 18 Nov 2001 08:12:02 +0000, mar...@NOHAM.otford.kent.btinternet.co.uk
>>>>>>(Mark Kent) sucked my dick and said:
>>>>>Mel, there is a hierarchy for your homoerotic fantasies, where you
>>>>>can share them with lots of other people who share the same fantasies
>>>>>feelings and needs as you do.  This is not the place, this group
>>>>>is for operating systems.  Please take your fantasies to where your
>>>>>friends are.
>>>>
>>>>you going to endlessly repeat this drivel...?
>>>
>>>And you endlessly going to post your homoerotic fantasies to usenet?
>>
>>Oh btw, "homoerotic" is self eroticism. It would be homoerotic if she
>>was sucking her own dick, if she had a dick.
>
>Nope:
>
From WordNet (r) 1.6 [wn]:
>
>  homoerotic
>       adj : of or concerning homosexual love
>
>I think you're confusing homoerotic with autoerotic.

Hmm. That doesn't seem to make much sense but it is English after all.
Did you get my post where I said that Mel is a girl and that dissing
intro lines is lame?
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bonjour goose, je suis un robot!
>Bateau <Its...@not-a-real-address.com> sucked its thumb and said:
>> bonjour drsquare, je suis un robot!
>>>On Sun, 18 Nov 2001 23:08:59 +0200, in talk.politics.drugs,
>>> (Mel <rrc...@hotmail.com>) wrote:
>>>
>>>>On Sun, 18 Nov 2001 15:45:34 +0000, mar...@NOHAM.otford.kent.btinternet.co.uk
>>>>(Mark Kent) sucked my dick and said:
>>>>>In article <nd6...@4ax.com>, Mel wrote:
>>>>>>On Sun, 18 Nov 2001 08:12:02 +0000, mar...@NOHAM.otford.kent.btinternet.co.uk
>>>>>>(Mark Kent) sucked my dick and said:
>>>>>Mel, there is a hierarchy for your homoerotic fantasies, where you
>>>>>can share them with lots of other people who share the same fantasies
>>>>>feelings and needs as you do.  This is not the place, this group
>>>>>is for operating systems.  Please take your fantasies to where your
>>>>>friends are.
>>>>
>>>>you going to endlessly repeat this drivel...?
>>>
>>>And you endlessly going to post your homoerotic fantasies to usenet?
>> 
>> Oh btw, "homoerotic" is self eroticism. It would be homoerotic if she
>> was sucking her own dick, if she had a dick.
>
>mel isn't a 'she' ...

According to who?
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chrisv <chr...@chrisv.com> 21 Nov 2001 14:23 · permalink · report
drsquare <now...@nowhere.co.uk> wrote:

>On Tue, 20 Nov 2001 16:34:13 GMT, in alt.ascii-art,
> (chrisv <chr...@chrisv.com>) wrote:
>
>>drsquare <now...@nowhere.co.uk> wrote:
>>
>>>I just can't be bothered making any more posts tonight.
>>>
>>>Goodnight everyone, I'm going to bed.
>>
>>Why does everyone feed this troll?
>
>I don't see how I'm trolling here.

You posted that you were going to bed for the night, for God's sake.
What's next?  Your report on on how you brushed your teeth?  Or a
spellbinding account of how you get dressed in the morning?

"MJP" <mik...@bluedwarf.spam.net> typed:

> On Tue, 20 Nov 2001 22:16:37 +0000, Ian Pegel <Ian...@netscape.net>
> wrote:
> 
> 
> 
>>>>> I think you're confusing homoerotic with autoerotic.
>>>>
>>>>Um, ...a love for ones car? ;-)
>>>>
>>>>
>>> Heheheheh!
>>> 
>>> 
>>> 
>>I love my car - it's a Volvo. Plenty of room and very safe if you crash
>>into anything...
>> 
>> 
> Yes BUT, are Volvos Erotic?

Have to say, on balance, yes... if that's what turns you on!! There is an
odd beauty in that  "don't mess with me" squareness (nothing to do with
the great doctor) of the 240 estate... and with fuel injection it can be
surprisingly speedy...


> ObASCII: Swedish Tank?
> 
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"He knows his onions"

* drsquare <now...@nowhere.co.uk> [2001-11-21 18:39]:
> On 21 Nov 2001 09:14:23 GMT, in alt.ascii-art,
>  (Gerfried Fuchs <use...@pinguin.pte.at>) wrote:
>> Stupid homophoic statement, that is absolutely outdated and bogus.
> 
> Hmmm...whose opinion should I take? That of Alexander King, or some
> newsgroup nobody? Hmmm...

 Your own, of course.  I don't know Alexander King and don't really
care, but it still is a fact that sometimes the most prominent and
trusted people make the most stupid statements.  YMMV, but you really
should judge your own and don't take opinions from someone else as
given.  Thinking is never a bad idea.  Especially when it comes to such
sensitive topics like this.

>> So, please keep your mouth shut for nature designed it as an entrance.
> 
> And an exit: for voice and air.

 Ah, so you see that thinks are not usually just black and white?

>>And stop fscking a woman for her pussy was designed as an EXIT.
> 
> And an entrance: for the cock.

 And so might be the anus.  It's people like you that might be proud of
a blowjob, it's just the same misusage of holes - but this time it's
correct somehow....

>> Can you say that you're ignorant?
> 
> Can you say "AIDS"?

 Of course I can say it?  And I still don't get it.  You don't seem to
know what AIDS is all about but just stick to homophobic urban legends.
That's fine with me, but then please stop arguing on that point or you
might come find yourself thinking things you are afraid of.

 If you like to go on in this, please do it per PM - there is no single
newgroup in the list this is posted to that would make it ontopic.
Nothing new added, so please respect [Fup'2: poster] if you really still
want to clear your throat (of whatever is in there ;)

 So long!
Alfie
-- 
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<@Alfie> DeVries: Wenn es fertig ist.
<@Falky> dwVries wenn es fertig ist
<@weasel> DeVries: ziemlich genau dann, wenn es fertig ist.    -- #debian.de

* drsquare <now...@nowhere.co.uk> [2001-11-21 18:39]:
> On 21 Nov 2001 09:14:22 GMT, in alt.ascii-art,
>  (Gerfried Fuchs <use...@pinguin.pte.at>) wrote:
>> Uh?  Sorry, but what drugs are you on?  I don't see any connection
>>between your statement and what Mel said.
> 
> Sucking dick isn't homoerotic is it?

 It's a stupid attribution line.  Take it or leave it.  People find it
funny, others don't.  Well, that's the way the earth is revolving.  If
you are that homophobic like you act it's you who's having a problem,
not Mel.

 And still, I would love to see anyone sucking *her* dick :)

 So long!
Alfie
[Fup'2: poster] to let this thread die.
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Mel <rrc...@hotmail.com> 21 Nov 2001 18:45 · permalink · report
On Wed, 21 Nov 2001 19:46:23 GMT, goose <spa...@hobbiton.org> sucked
my dick and said:
>Bateau <Its...@not-a-real-address.com> sucked its thumb and said:
>> bonjour drsquare, je suis un robot!
>>>On Sun, 18 Nov 2001 23:08:59 +0200, in talk.politics.drugs,
>>> (Mel <rrc...@hotmail.com>) wrote:
>>>>On Sun, 18 Nov 2001 15:45:34 +0000, mar...@NOHAM.otford.kent.btinternet.co.uk
>>>>(Mark Kent) sucked my dick and said:
>>>>>In article <nd6...@4ax.com>, Mel wrote:
>>>>>>On Sun, 18 Nov 2001 08:12:02 +0000, mar...@NOHAM.otford.kent.btinternet.co.uk
>>>>>>(Mark Kent) sucked my dick and said:
>>>>>Mel, there is a hierarchy for your homoerotic fantasies, where you
>>>>>can share them with lots of other people who share the same fantasies
>>>>>feelings and needs as you do.  This is not the place, this group
>>>>>is for operating systems.  Please take your fantasies to where your
>>>>>friends are.
>>>>you going to endlessly repeat this drivel...?
>>>And you endlessly going to post your homoerotic fantasies to usenet?
>> Oh btw, "homoerotic" is self eroticism. It would be homoerotic if she
>> was sucking her own dick, if she had a dick.
>mel isn't a 'she' ...

what the hell do you know...? <eg>

-- 
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if in doubt, suck me

MJP <mik...@bluedwarf.spam.net> ASCII art 21 Nov 2001 19:33 · permalink · report
On Wed, 21 Nov 2001 14:23:26 GMT, chrisv <chr...@chrisv.com> wrote:

>drsquare <now...@nowhere.co.uk> wrote:
>
>>On Tue, 20 Nov 2001 16:34:13 GMT, in alt.ascii-art,
>> (chrisv <chr...@chrisv.com>) wrote:
>>
>>>drsquare <now...@nowhere.co.uk> wrote:
>>>
>>>>I just can't be bothered making any more posts tonight.
>>>>
>>>>Goodnight everyone, I'm going to bed.
>>>
>>>Why does everyone feed this troll?
>>
>>I don't see how I'm trolling here.
>
>You posted that you were going to bed for the night, for God's sake.
>What's next?  Your report on on how you brushed your teeth?  Or a
>spellbinding account of how you get dressed in the morning?
>

heh heh...

 Boldly drsquare squeezed the toothpaste tube in the middle,
for he was not the type for conventions like squeezing from the end
of the tube. With shaky hand he dared put a small dab of toothpaste
on the end of his well worn toothbrush, knowing he hasn't brushed
in days, and his gums will weep blood, he wets the brush. He stares
at his jaundiced face in the mirror as he steels his will to this
horrendous task, then begins. Up up up, down down down, swirly 
swirly swirly, round and round, spit.

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goose <spa...@hobbiton.org> 21 Nov 2001 19:46 · permalink · report
Bateau <Its...@not-a-real-address.com> sucked its thumb and said:
> bonjour drsquare, je suis un robot!
>>On Sun, 18 Nov 2001 23:08:59 +0200, in talk.politics.drugs,
>> (Mel <rrc...@hotmail.com>) wrote:
>>
>>>On Sun, 18 Nov 2001 15:45:34 +0000, mar...@NOHAM.otford.kent.btinternet.co.uk
>>>(Mark Kent) sucked my dick and said:
>>>>In article <nd6...@4ax.com>, Mel wrote:
>>>>>On Sun, 18 Nov 2001 08:12:02 +0000, mar...@NOHAM.otford.kent.btinternet.co.uk
>>>>>(Mark Kent) sucked my dick and said:
>>>>Mel, there is a hierarchy for your homoerotic fantasies, where you
>>>>can share them with lots of other people who share the same fantasies
>>>>feelings and needs as you do.  This is not the place, this group
>>>>is for operating systems.  Please take your fantasies to where your
>>>>friends are.
>>>
>>>you going to endlessly repeat this drivel...?
>>
>>And you endlessly going to post your homoerotic fantasies to usenet?
> 
> Oh btw, "homoerotic" is self eroticism. It would be homoerotic if she
> was sucking her own dick, if she had a dick.

mel isn't a 'she' ...


-- 
goose
yet another quote from atj
"we're the only two idiots here who cannot understand most of the fun
being made of us, so we pretend that we are actually playing a game and
that we are winning"
		-jiggy, murdering herself in yet another postedit.

bonjour goose, je suis un robot!
>Bateau <Its...@not-a-real-address.com> sucked its thumb and said:
>> bonjour goose, je suis un robot!
>>>Bateau <Its...@not-a-real-address.com> sucked its thumb and said:
>>>> bonjour drsquare, je suis un robot!
>>>>>On Sun, 18 Nov 2001 23:08:59 +0200, in talk.politics.drugs,
>>>>> (Mel <rrc...@hotmail.com>) wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>>On Sun, 18 Nov 2001 15:45:34 +0000, mar...@NOHAM.otford.kent.btinternet.co.uk
>>>>>>(Mark Kent) sucked my dick and said:
>>>>>>>In article <nd6...@4ax.com>, Mel wrote:
>>>>>>>>On Sun, 18 Nov 2001 08:12:02 +0000, mar...@NOHAM.otford.kent.btinternet.co.uk
>>>>>>>>(Mark Kent) sucked my dick and said:
>>>>>>>Mel, there is a hierarchy for your homoerotic fantasies, where you
>>>>>>>can share them with lots of other people who share the same fantasies
>>>>>>>feelings and needs as you do.  This is not the place, this group
>>>>>>>is for operating systems.  Please take your fantasies to where your
>>>>>>>friends are.
>>>>>>
>>>>>>you going to endlessly repeat this drivel...?
>>>>>
>>>>>And you endlessly going to post your homoerotic fantasies to usenet?
>>>> 
>>>> Oh btw, "homoerotic" is self eroticism. It would be homoerotic if she
>>>> was sucking her own dick, if she had a dick.
>>>
>>>mel isn't a 'she' ...
>> 
>> According to who?
>
>umm.. him, actually .... he frequents more than one ng that
>i post to ...

Maybe you have a different mel.
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Gerfried Fuchs <use...@pinguin.pte.at> espoused:
>* Mark Kent <mar...@NOHAM.otford.kent.btinternet.co.uk> [2001-11-18 09:12]:
>> In article <abu...@4ax.com>, Mel wrote:
>>>On Sat, 17 Nov 2001 22:34:14 +0000, drsquare <now...@nowhere.co.uk> sucked
>>>my dick and said:
>>>>I just can't be bothered making any more posts tonight.
>>>>Goodnight everyone, I'm going to bed.
>>>
>>>like anyone cares...
>>>
>> 
>> another one with homoerotica fantasies.
>
> Uh?  Sorry, but what drugs are you on?  I don't see any connection
>between your statement and what Mel said.


Doh - read his attribution line.  Really carefully, and then read it
again.  And again.  Seen it yet?

<i've snipped the rest of the abuse>  

-- 
Mark Kent
                                               Take out the ham to mail me.

goose <spa...@hobbiton.org> espoused:
>Bateau <Its...@not-a-real-address.com> sucked its thumb and said:
>> bonjour drsquare, je suis un robot!
>>>On Sun, 18 Nov 2001 23:08:59 +0200, in talk.politics.drugs,
>>> (Mel <rrc...@hotmail.com>) wrote:
>>>
>>>>On Sun, 18 Nov 2001 15:45:34 +0000, mar...@NOHAM.otford.kent.btinternet.co.uk
>>>>(Mark Kent) sucked my dick and said:
>>>>>In article <nd6...@4ax.com>, Mel wrote:
>>>>>>On Sun, 18 Nov 2001 08:12:02 +0000, mar...@NOHAM.otford.kent.btinternet.co.uk
>>>>>>(Mark Kent) sucked my dick and said:
>>>>>Mel, there is a hierarchy for your homoerotic fantasies, where you
>>>>>can share them with lots of other people who share the same fantasies
>>>>>feelings and needs as you do.  This is not the place, this group
>>>>>is for operating systems.  Please take your fantasies to where your
>>>>>friends are.
>>>>
>>>>you going to endlessly repeat this drivel...?
>>>
>>>And you endlessly going to post your homoerotic fantasies to usenet?
>> 
>> Oh btw, "homoerotic" is self eroticism. It would be homoerotic if she
>> was sucking her own dick, if she had a dick.
>
>mel isn't a 'she' ...
>
>

It was wrong anyway - that would be autoerotic, not homoerotic.

-- 
Mark Kent
                                               Take out the ham to mail me.

Bateau <Its...@Not-A-Real-Address.com> espoused:
>bonjour Mark Kent, je suis un robot!
>>Bateau <Its...@Not-A-Real-Address.com> espoused:
>>>bonjour drsquare, je suis un robot!
>>>>On Sun, 18 Nov 2001 23:08:59 +0200, in talk.politics.drugs,
>>>> (Mel <rrc...@hotmail.com>) wrote:
>>>>
>>>>>On Sun, 18 Nov 2001 15:45:34 +0000, mar...@NOHAM.otford.kent.btinternet.co.uk
>>>>>(Mark Kent) sucked my dick and said:
>>>>>>In article <nd6...@4ax.com>, Mel wrote:
>>>>>>>On Sun, 18 Nov 2001 08:12:02 +0000, mar...@NOHAM.otford.kent.btinternet.co.uk
>>>>>>>(Mark Kent) sucked my dick and said:
>>>>>>Mel, there is a hierarchy for your homoerotic fantasies, where you
>>>>>>can share them with lots of other people who share the same fantasies
>>>>>>feelings and needs as you do.  This is not the place, this group
>>>>>>is for operating systems.  Please take your fantasies to where your
>>>>>>friends are.
>>>>>
>>>>>you going to endlessly repeat this drivel...?
>>>>
>>>>And you endlessly going to post your homoerotic fantasies to usenet?
>>>
>>>Oh btw, "homoerotic" is self eroticism. It would be homoerotic if she
>>>was sucking her own dick, if she had a dick.
>>
>>Nope:
>>
>From WordNet (r) 1.6 [wn]:
>>
>>  homoerotic
>>       adj : of or concerning homosexual love
>>
>>I think you're confusing homoerotic with autoerotic.
>
>Hmm. That doesn't seem to make much sense but it is English after all.
>Did you get my post where I said that Mel is a girl and that dissing
>intro lines is lame?

Putting homoerotic statements into intro lines is ultra-lame.  completely
mistating the meaning of common words is pretty lame.  No, I've not seen
any other posts (yet).

-- 
Mark Kent
                                               Take out the ham to mail me.

goose <spa...@hobbiton.org> 22 Nov 2001 02:51 · permalink · report
Bateau <Its...@not-a-real-address.com> sucked its thumb and said:
> bonjour goose, je suis un robot!
>>Bateau <Its...@not-a-real-address.com> sucked its thumb and said:
>>> bonjour drsquare, je suis un robot!
>>>>On Sun, 18 Nov 2001 23:08:59 +0200, in talk.politics.drugs,
>>>> (Mel <rrc...@hotmail.com>) wrote:
>>>>
>>>>>On Sun, 18 Nov 2001 15:45:34 +0000, mar...@NOHAM.otford.kent.btinternet.co.uk
>>>>>(Mark Kent) sucked my dick and said:
>>>>>>In article <nd6...@4ax.com>, Mel wrote:
>>>>>>>On Sun, 18 Nov 2001 08:12:02 +0000, mar...@NOHAM.otford.kent.btinternet.co.uk
>>>>>>>(Mark Kent) sucked my dick and said:
>>>>>>Mel, there is a hierarchy for your homoerotic fantasies, where you
>>>>>>can share them with lots of other people who share the same fantasies
>>>>>>feelings and needs as you do.  This is not the place, this group
>>>>>>is for operating systems.  Please take your fantasies to where your
>>>>>>friends are.
>>>>>
>>>>>you going to endlessly repeat this drivel...?
>>>>
>>>>And you endlessly going to post your homoerotic fantasies to usenet?
>>> 
>>> Oh btw, "homoerotic" is self eroticism. It would be homoerotic if she
>>> was sucking her own dick, if she had a dick.
>>
>>mel isn't a 'she' ...
> 
> According to who?

umm.. him, actually .... he frequents more than one ng that
i post to ...


-- 
goose

bonjour Mark Kent, je suis un robot!
>Bateau <Its...@Not-A-Real-Address.com> espoused:
>>bonjour Mark Kent, je suis un robot!
>>>Bateau <Its...@Not-A-Real-Address.com> espoused:
>>>>bonjour drsquare, je suis un robot!
>>>>>On Sun, 18 Nov 2001 23:08:59 +0200, in talk.politics.drugs,
>>>>> (Mel <rrc...@hotmail.com>) wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>>On Sun, 18 Nov 2001 15:45:34 +0000, mar...@NOHAM.otford.kent.btinternet.co.uk
>>>>>>(Mark Kent) sucked my dick and said:
>>>>>>>In article <nd6...@4ax.com>, Mel wrote:
>>>>>>>>On Sun, 18 Nov 2001 08:12:02 +0000, mar...@NOHAM.otford.kent.btinternet.co.uk
>>>>>>>>(Mark Kent) sucked my dick and said:
>>>>>>>Mel, there is a hierarchy for your homoerotic fantasies, where you
>>>>>>>can share them with lots of other people who share the same fantasies
>>>>>>>feelings and needs as you do.  This is not the place, this group
>>>>>>>is for operating systems.  Please take your fantasies to where your
>>>>>>>friends are.
>>>>>>
>>>>>>you going to endlessly repeat this drivel...?
>>>>>
>>>>>And you endlessly going to post your homoerotic fantasies to usenet?
>>>>
>>>>Oh btw, "homoerotic" is self eroticism. It would be homoerotic if she
>>>>was sucking her own dick, if she had a dick.
>>>
>>>Nope:
>>>
>>From WordNet (r) 1.6 [wn]:
>>>
>>>  homoerotic
>>>       adj : of or concerning homosexual love
>>>
>>>I think you're confusing homoerotic with autoerotic.
>>
>>Hmm. That doesn't seem to make much sense but it is English after all.
>>Did you get my post where I said that Mel is a girl and that dissing
>>intro lines is lame?
>
>Putting homoerotic statements into intro lines is ultra-lame.  completely
>mistating the meaning of common words is pretty lame.  No, I've not seen
>any other posts (yet).

How's it homoerotic if she's not a guy?
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Gerfried Fuchs <use...@pinguin.pte.at> ASCII art 22 Nov 2001 17:30 · permalink · report
* Mark Kent <mar...@otford.kent.btinternet.co.uk> [2001-11-21 23:02]:
> Doh - read his attribution line.  Really carefully, and then read it
> again.  And again.  Seen it yet?

>>>>On Sat, 17 Nov 2001 22:34:14 +0000, drsquare <now...@nowhere.co.uk> sucked
>>>>my dick and said:

 Yes, I see it.  Still - so what?  Go and get a life before picking on
someone because s/he thinks to have to use funny attribution lines.  It
is not really connected with this but you should read the following page
to start thinking a little bit:
<http://www.snopes2.com/inboxer/outrage/bonsai.htm>

 Please do us the favor and read it, really carefully, then read it
again.  And again.  Espcially the part about
   * "I don't find this funny at all"

 Then think about it.  For some moments.

 Btw., thanks for your complete ignorance of my Followup-To: poster
header.  Maybe you get it this time and stop crossposting to all the
groups in which it doesn't have *any* pertinence.

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Alf*ignoring [Fup'2: poster] is a stupid thing to do*ie
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goose <spa...@hobbiton.org> 22 Nov 2001 20:07 · permalink · report
Bateau <Its...@not-a-real-address.com> sucked its thumb and said:
> bonjour goose, je suis un robot!
>>Bateau <Its...@not-a-real-address.com> sucked its thumb and said:
>>> bonjour goose, je suis un robot!
>>>>Bateau <Its...@not-a-real-address.com> sucked its thumb and said:
>>>>> bonjour drsquare, je suis un robot!
>>>>>>On Sun, 18 Nov 2001 23:08:59 +0200, in talk.politics.drugs,
>>>>>> (Mel <rrc...@hotmail.com>) wrote:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>>On Sun, 18 Nov 2001 15:45:34 +0000, mar...@NOHAM.otford.kent.btinternet.co.uk
>>>>>>>(Mark Kent) sucked my dick and said:
>>>>>>>>In article <nd6...@4ax.com>, Mel wrote:
>>>>>>>>>On Sun, 18 Nov 2001 08:12:02 +0000, mar...@NOHAM.otford.kent.btinternet.co.uk
>>>>>>>>>(Mark Kent) sucked my dick and said:
>>>>>>>>Mel, there is a hierarchy for your homoerotic fantasies, where you
>>>>>>>>can share them with lots of other people who share the same fantasies
>>>>>>>>feelings and needs as you do.  This is not the place, this group
>>>>>>>>is for operating systems.  Please take your fantasies to where your
>>>>>>>>friends are.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>you going to endlessly repeat this drivel...?
>>>>>>
>>>>>>And you endlessly going to post your homoerotic fantasies to usenet?
>>>>> 
>>>>> Oh btw, "homoerotic" is self eroticism. It would be homoerotic if she
>>>>> was sucking her own dick, if she had a dick.
>>>>
>>>>mel isn't a 'she' ...
>>> 
>>> According to who?
>>
>>umm.. him, actually .... he frequents more than one ng that
>>i post to ...
> 
> Maybe you have a different mel.

no ... he uses the same sig and email addy as well ...


-- 
goose
yet another quote from atj
"we're the only two idiots here who cannot understand most of the fun
being made of us, so we pretend that we are actually playing a game and
that we are winning"
		-jiggy, murdering herself in yet another postedit.

goose <spa...@hobbiton.org> 22 Nov 2001 20:07 · permalink · report
Mel <rrc...@hotmail.com> sucked its thumb and said:
> On Wed, 21 Nov 2001 19:46:23 GMT, goose <spa...@hobbiton.org> sucked
> my dick and said:
>>Bateau <Its...@not-a-real-address.com> sucked its thumb and said:
>>> bonjour drsquare, je suis un robot!
>>>>On Sun, 18 Nov 2001 23:08:59 +0200, in talk.politics.drugs,
>>>> (Mel <rrc...@hotmail.com>) wrote:
>>>>>On Sun, 18 Nov 2001 15:45:34 +0000, mar...@NOHAM.otford.kent.btinternet.co.uk
>>>>>(Mark Kent) sucked my dick and said:
>>>>>>In article <nd6...@4ax.com>, Mel wrote:
>>>>>>>On Sun, 18 Nov 2001 08:12:02 +0000, mar...@NOHAM.otford.kent.btinternet.co.uk
>>>>>>>(Mark Kent) sucked my dick and said:
>>>>>>Mel, there is a hierarchy for your homoerotic fantasies, where you
>>>>>>can share them with lots of other people who share the same fantasies
>>>>>>feelings and needs as you do.  This is not the place, this group
>>>>>>is for operating systems.  Please take your fantasies to where your
>>>>>>friends are.
>>>>>you going to endlessly repeat this drivel...?
>>>>And you endlessly going to post your homoerotic fantasies to usenet?
>>> Oh btw, "homoerotic" is self eroticism. It would be homoerotic if she
>>> was sucking her own dick, if she had a dick.
>>mel isn't a 'she' ...
> 
> what the hell do you know...? <eg>
> 

<whistles innocently>
nuthin' .....


-- 
goose

Mel <rrc...@hotmail.com> 22 Nov 2001 21:02 · permalink · report
On Thu, 22 Nov 2001 20:07:00 GMT, goose <spa...@hobbiton.org> sucked
my dick and said:
>Bateau <Its...@not-a-real-address.com> sucked its thumb and said:
>> bonjour goose, je suis un robot!
>>>Bateau <Its...@not-a-real-address.com> sucked its thumb and said:
>>>> bonjour goose, je suis un robot!
>>>>>Bateau <Its...@not-a-real-address.com> sucked its thumb and said:
>>>>>> bonjour drsquare, je suis un robot!
>>>>>>>On Sun, 18 Nov 2001 23:08:59 +0200, in talk.politics.drugs,
>>>>>>> (Mel <rrc...@hotmail.com>) wrote:
>>>>>>>>On Sun, 18 Nov 2001 15:45:34 +0000, mar...@NOHAM.otford.kent.btinternet.co.uk
>>>>>>>>(Mark Kent) sucked my dick and said:
>>>>>>>>>In article <nd6...@4ax.com>, Mel wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>On Sun, 18 Nov 2001 08:12:02 +0000, mar...@NOHAM.otford.kent.btinternet.co.uk
>>>>>>>>>>(Mark Kent) sucked my dick and said:
>>>>>>>>>Mel, there is a hierarchy for your homoerotic fantasies, where you
>>>>>>>>>can share them with lots of other people who share the same fantasies
>>>>>>>>>feelings and needs as you do.  This is not the place, this group
>>>>>>>>>is for operating systems.  Please take your fantasies to where your
>>>>>>>>>friends are.
>>>>>>>>you going to endlessly repeat this drivel...?
>>>>>>>And you endlessly going to post your homoerotic fantasies to usenet?
>>>>>> Oh btw, "homoerotic" is self eroticism. It would be homoerotic if she
>>>>>> was sucking her own dick, if she had a dick.
>>>>>mel isn't a 'she' ...
>>>> According to who?
>>>umm.. him, actually .... he frequents more than one ng that
>>>i post to ...
>> Maybe you have a different mel.
>no ... he uses the same sig and email addy as well ...

says goose the Internet stalker...

-- 
smash yer modem, reboot, kill yerself
if in doubt, suck me

Bateau <Its...@Not-A-Real-Address.com> espoused:
bonjour bateau, je ne suis pas un boat.
>bonjour Mark Kent, je suis un robot!
>>Bateau <Its...@Not-A-Real-Address.com> espoused:
>>>bonjour Mark Kent, je suis un robot!
>>>>Bateau <Its...@Not-A-Real-Address.com> espoused:
>>>>>bonjour drsquare, je suis un robot!
>>>>>>On Sun, 18 Nov 2001 23:08:59 +0200, in talk.politics.drugs,
>>>>>> (Mel <rrc...@hotmail.com>) wrote:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>>On Sun, 18 Nov 2001 15:45:34 +0000, mar...@NOHAM.otford.kent.btinternet.co.uk
>>>>>>>(Mark Kent) sucked my dick and said:
>>>>>>>>In article <nd6...@4ax.com>, Mel wrote:
>>>>>>>>>On Sun, 18 Nov 2001 08:12:02 +0000, mar...@NOHAM.otford.kent.btinternet.co.uk
>>>>>>>>>(Mark Kent) sucked my dick and said:
>>>>>>>>Mel, there is a hierarchy for your homoerotic fantasies, where you
>>>>>>>>can share them with lots of other people who share the same fantasies
>>>>>>>>feelings and needs as you do.  This is not the place, this group
>>>>>>>>is for operating systems.  Please take your fantasies to where your
>>>>>>>>friends are.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>you going to endlessly repeat this drivel...?
>>>>>>
>>>>>>And you endlessly going to post your homoerotic fantasies to usenet?
>>>>>
>>>>>Oh btw, "homoerotic" is self eroticism. It would be homoerotic if she
>>>>>was sucking her own dick, if she had a dick.
>>>>
>>>>Nope:
>>>>
>>>From WordNet (r) 1.6 [wn]:
>>>>
>>>>  homoerotic
>>>>       adj : of or concerning homosexual love
>>>>
>>>>I think you're confusing homoerotic with autoerotic.
>>>
>>>Hmm. That doesn't seem to make much sense but it is English after all.
>>>Did you get my post where I said that Mel is a girl and that dissing
>>>intro lines is lame?
>>
>>Putting homoerotic statements into intro lines is ultra-lame.  completely
>>mistating the meaning of common words is pretty lame.  No, I've not seen
>>any other posts (yet).
>
>How's it homoerotic if she's not a guy?

What gives you the impression you actually know this person's sex?

-- 
Mark Kent
                                               Take out the ham to mail me.

bonjour Mark Kent, je suis un robot!
>Bateau <Its...@Not-A-Real-Address.com> espoused:
>bonjour bateau, je ne suis pas un boat.
>>bonjour Mark Kent, je suis un robot!
>>>Bateau <Its...@Not-A-Real-Address.com> espoused:
>>>>bonjour Mark Kent, je suis un robot!
>>>>>Bateau <Its...@Not-A-Real-Address.com> espoused:
>>>>>>bonjour drsquare, je suis un robot!
>>>>>>>On Sun, 18 Nov 2001 23:08:59 +0200, in talk.politics.drugs,
>>>>>>> (Mel <rrc...@hotmail.com>) wrote:
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>On Sun, 18 Nov 2001 15:45:34 +0000, mar...@NOHAM.otford.kent.btinternet.co.uk
>>>>>>>>(Mark Kent) sucked my dick and said:
>>>>>>>>>In article <nd6...@4ax.com>, Mel wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>On Sun, 18 Nov 2001 08:12:02 +0000, mar...@NOHAM.otford.kent.btinternet.co.uk
>>>>>>>>>>(Mark Kent) sucked my dick and said:
>>>>>>>>>Mel, there is a hierarchy for your homoerotic fantasies, where you
>>>>>>>>>can share them with lots of other people who share the same fantasies
>>>>>>>>>feelings and needs as you do.  This is not the place, this group
>>>>>>>>>is for operating systems.  Please take your fantasies to where your
>>>>>>>>>friends are.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>you going to endlessly repeat this drivel...?
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>And you endlessly going to post your homoerotic fantasies to usenet?
>>>>>>
>>>>>>Oh btw, "homoerotic" is self eroticism. It would be homoerotic if she
>>>>>>was sucking her own dick, if she had a dick.
>>>>>
>>>>>Nope:
>>>>>
>>>>From WordNet (r) 1.6 [wn]:
>>>>>
>>>>>  homoerotic
>>>>>       adj : of or concerning homosexual love
>>>>>
>>>>>I think you're confusing homoerotic with autoerotic.
>>>>
>>>>Hmm. That doesn't seem to make much sense but it is English after all.
>>>>Did you get my post where I said that Mel is a girl and that dissing
>>>>intro lines is lame?
>>>
>>>Putting homoerotic statements into intro lines is ultra-lame.  completely
>>>mistating the meaning of common words is pretty lame.  No, I've not seen
>>>any other posts (yet).
>>
>>How's it homoerotic if she's not a guy?
>
>What gives you the impression you actually know this person's sex?

Because it's been stated.
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joris bellenger <svz...@xs4all.nl> ASCII art 23 Nov 2001 19:36 · permalink · report
drsquare wrote:
> 
> 
> Sucking dick isn't homoerotic is it?

       Sucking dicks is an art.
             \
              \          really? I'm an art lover...
                 `,           \
              ___ #             /_,/\
              |/  ?            /"   (
              | , )\          .Y___ /
              /__/\ \____         \(__
         ,-   /   \_/    \        /  (\
       |/|   / < _____ _> \       |. ||\
      -|.|--/___/  ,___/___\------'-----'
       '-'      |\/           b'ger

joris

joris bellenger <svz...@xs4all.nl> ASCII art 23 Nov 2001 19:43 · permalink · report

MJP wrote:

> heh heh...
> 
>  Boldly drsquare squeezed the toothpaste tube in the middle,
> for he was not the type for conventions like squeezing from the end
> of the tube. With shaky hand he dared put a small dab of toothpaste
> on the end of his well worn toothbrush, knowing he hasn't brushed
> in days, and his gums will weep blood, he wets the brush. He stares
> at his jaundiced face in the mirror as he steels his will to this
> horrendous task, then begins. Up up up, down down down, swirly
> swirly swirly, round and round, spit.
> 

Enough, enough...

                     BBEEEUUUUUUAAAAAHHHHH...

                       %%%%%%
                      %%%% = =
                      %%C    >
                       _)' _( .' ,
                    __/ |_/\   " *. o
                   /` \_\ \/     %`= '_  .
                  /  )   \/|      .^',*. ,
                 /' /-   o/       - " % '_
                /\_/     <       = , ^ ~ .
                )_o|----'|          .`  '
            ___// (_  - (\
           ///-(    \'   \\ b'ger

...too late.
;)
joris

MJP <mik...@bluedwarf.spam.net> ASCII art 23 Nov 2001 20:03 · permalink · report
On Fri, 23 Nov 2001 20:43:06 +0100, joris bellenger <svz...@xs4all.nl> wrote:

>
>
>MJP wrote:
>
>> heh heh...
>> 
>>  Boldly drsquare squeezed the toothpaste tube in the middle,
>> for he was not the type for conventions like squeezing from the end
>> of the tube. With shaky hand he dared put a small dab of toothpaste
>> on the end of his well worn toothbrush, knowing he hasn't brushed
>> in days, and his gums will weep blood, he wets the brush. He stares
>> at his jaundiced face in the mirror as he steels his will to this
>> horrendous task, then begins. Up up up, down down down, swirly
>> swirly swirly, round and round, spit.
>> 
>
>Enough, enough...
>
>                     BBEEEUUUUUUAAAAAHHHHH...
>
>                       %%%%%%
>                      %%%% = =
>                      %%C    >
>                       _)' _( .' ,
>                    __/ |_/\   " *. o
>                   /` \_\ \/     %`= '_  .
>                  /  )   \/|      .^',*. ,
>                 /' /-   o/       - " % '_
>                /\_/     <       = , ^ ~ .
>                )_o|----'|          .`  '
>            ___// (_  - (\
>           ///-(    \'   \\ b'ger
>
>...too late.
>;)
>joris

aww you didn't like the story? 


 _           ___     
(_)   ___   |   \   
 _   |___|  | |) | 
(_)         |  _/
            |_|

...swirly swirly swirly, round and round, spit.

couldnt resist ;)

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Mel <rrc...@hotmail.com> sucked its thumb and said:
> On Thu, 22 Nov 2001 20:07:00 GMT, goose <spa...@hobbiton.org> sucked
> my dick and said:
>>Bateau <Its...@not-a-real-address.com> sucked its thumb and said:
>>> bonjour goose, je suis un robot!
>>>>Bateau <Its...@not-a-real-address.com> sucked its thumb and said:
>>>>> bonjour goose, je suis un robot!
>>>>>>Bateau <Its...@not-a-real-address.com> sucked its thumb and said:
>>>>>>> bonjour drsquare, je suis un robot!
>>>>>>>>On Sun, 18 Nov 2001 23:08:59 +0200, in talk.politics.drugs,
>>>>>>>> (Mel <rrc...@hotmail.com>) wrote:
>>>>>>>>>On Sun, 18 Nov 2001 15:45:34 +0000, mar...@NOHAM.otford.kent.btinternet.co.uk
>>>>>>>>>(Mark Kent) sucked my dick and said:
>>>>>>>>>>In article <nd6...@4ax.com>, Mel wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>On Sun, 18 Nov 2001 08:12:02 +0000, mar...@NOHAM.otford.kent.btinternet.co.uk
>>>>>>>>>>>(Mark Kent) sucked my dick and said:
>>>>>>>>>>Mel, there is a hierarchy for your homoerotic fantasies, where you
>>>>>>>>>>can share them with lots of other people who share the same fantasies
>>>>>>>>>>feelings and needs as you do.  This is not the place, this group
>>>>>>>>>>is for operating systems.  Please take your fantasies to where your
>>>>>>>>>>friends are.
>>>>>>>>>you going to endlessly repeat this drivel...?
>>>>>>>>And you endlessly going to post your homoerotic fantasies to usenet?
>>>>>>> Oh btw, "homoerotic" is self eroticism. It would be homoerotic if she
>>>>>>> was sucking her own dick, if she had a dick.
>>>>>>mel isn't a 'she' ...
>>>>> According to who?
>>>>umm.. him, actually .... he frequents more than one ng that
>>>>i post to ...
>>> Maybe you have a different mel.
>>no ... he uses the same sig and email addy as well ...
> 
> says goose the Internet stalker...
> 

MU-HA-HA-HAA

-- 
goose
yet another quote from atj
"we're the only two idiots here who cannot understand most of the fun
being made of us, so we pretend that we are actually playing a game and
that we are winning"
		-jiggy, murdering herself in yet another postedit.

drsquare <now...@nowhere.co.uk> sucked its thumb and said:
> On Thu, 22 Nov 2001 20:07:47 GMT, in alt.ascii-art,
> (goose <spa...@hobbiton.org>) wrote:
> 
> I thought hobbiton.org had closed down? When I tried to go to my site I got
> some page about it having closed down. I have all my amazing CGI scripts
> there as well.

they are ... see my new email addy ..

-- 
goose

* Mark Kent <mar...@NOHAM.otford.kent.btinternet.co.uk> [2001-11-23 00:48]:
> Bateau <Its...@Not-A-Real-Address.com> espoused:
>>How's it homoerotic if she's not a guy?
> 
> What gives you the impression you actually know this person's sex?

 Who gives you the permission to actually judge anybody elses sexual
preferences?  Don't beat a dead horse - on the other hand, a living one
might beat back.

 So long!
Alfie
-- 
DPL has 5 RC bugs! News at 11!
                    -- antifuchs in #debian.de about regulating
                       maintainer-behavior in the policy

Bateau <Its...@Not-A-Real-Address.com> espoused:
>bonjour Mark Kent, je suis un robot!
>>Bateau <Its...@Not-A-Real-Address.com> espoused:
>>bonjour bateau, je ne suis pas un boat.
>>>bonjour Mark Kent, je suis un robot!
>>>>Bateau <Its...@Not-A-Real-Address.com> espoused:
>>>>>bonjour Mark Kent, je suis un robot!
>>>>>>Bateau <Its...@Not-A-Real-Address.com> espoused:
>>>>>>>bonjour drsquare, je suis un robot!
>>>>>>>>On Sun, 18 Nov 2001 23:08:59 +0200, in talk.politics.drugs,
>>>>>>>> (Mel <rrc...@hotmail.com>) wrote:
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>On Sun, 18 Nov 2001 15:45:34 +0000, mar...@NOHAM.otford.kent.btinternet.co.uk
>>>>>>>>>(Mark Kent) sucked my dick and said:
>>>>>>>>>>In article <nd6...@4ax.com>, Mel wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>On Sun, 18 Nov 2001 08:12:02 +0000, mar...@NOHAM.otford.kent.btinternet.co.uk
>>>>>>>>>>>(Mark Kent) sucked my dick and said:
>>>>>>>>>>Mel, there is a hierarchy for your homoerotic fantasies, where you
>>>>>>>>>>can share them with lots of other people who share the same fantasies
>>>>>>>>>>feelings and needs as you do.  This is not the place, this group
>>>>>>>>>>is for operating systems.  Please take your fantasies to where your
>>>>>>>>>>friends are.
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>you going to endlessly repeat this drivel...?
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>And you endlessly going to post your homoerotic fantasies to usenet?
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>Oh btw, "homoerotic" is self eroticism. It would be homoerotic if she
>>>>>>>was sucking her own dick, if she had a dick.
>>>>>>
>>>>>>Nope:
>>>>>>
>>>>>From WordNet (r) 1.6 [wn]:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>  homoerotic
>>>>>>       adj : of or concerning homosexual love
>>>>>>
>>>>>>I think you're confusing homoerotic with autoerotic.
>>>>>
>>>>>Hmm. That doesn't seem to make much sense but it is English after all.
>>>>>Did you get my post where I said that Mel is a girl and that dissing
>>>>>intro lines is lame?
>>>>
>>>>Putting homoerotic statements into intro lines is ultra-lame.  completely
>>>>mistating the meaning of common words is pretty lame.  No, I've not seen
>>>>any other posts (yet).
>>>
>>>How's it homoerotic if she's not a guy?
>>
>>What gives you the impression you actually know this person's sex?
>
>Because it's been stated.

It seems you're wrong.  Either way, the content is not appropriate 
for cola.

-- 
Mark Kent
                                               Take out the ham to mail me.

"joris bellenger" <svz...@xs4all.nl> wrote in message
news:3BF...@xs4all.nl...
> drsquare wrote:
> >
> >
> > Sucking dick isn't homoerotic is it?
>
>        Sucking dicks is an art.
>              \
>               \          really? I'm an art lover...
>                  `,           \
>               ___ #             /_,/\
>               |/  ?            /"   (
>               | , )\          .Y___ /
>               /__/\ \____         \(__
>          ,-   /   \_/    \        /  (\
>        |/|   / < _____ _> \       |. ||\
>       -|.|--/___/  ,___/___\------'-----'
>        '-'      |\/           b'ger
>
> joris

Interesting.. I never would have guessed that Ralf was gay
I hope Joris knows.

joris bellenger <svz...@xs4all.nl> ASCII art 23 Nov 2001 23:23 · permalink · report

CeeJay wrote:
> 
> "joris bellenger" <svz...@xs4all.nl> wrote in message
> news:3BF...@xs4all.nl...
> > drsquare wrote:
> > >
> > >
> > > Sucking dick isn't homoerotic is it?
> >
> >        Sucking dicks is an art.
> >              \
> >               \          really? I'm an art lover...
> >                  `,           \
> >               ___ #             /_,/\
> >               |/  ?            /"   (
> >               | , )\          .Y___ /
> >               /__/\ \____         \(__
> >          ,-   /   \_/    \        /  (\
> >        |/|   / < _____ _> \       |. ||\
> >       -|.|--/___/  ,___/___\------'-----'
> >        '-'      |\/           b'ger
> >
> > joris
> 
> Interesting.. I never would have guessed that Ralf was gay
> I hope Joris knows.

       Don't look at me
       like that, Ralf.
             \            But... I didn't say
              \           I was an artist....
                 `,          \
              O O #             /_,/\
              |/  ?            /"   (
              | , )\          .Y___ /
              /__/\ \____         \(__
         ,-   /   \_/    \        /  (\
       |/|   / < _____ _> \       |. ||\
      -|.|--/___/  ,___/___\------'-----'
       '-'      |\/           b'ger

joris

Strolling through comp.os.linux.advocacy, I heard Gerfried Fuchs say:
>* Mark Kent <mar...@NOHAM.otford.kent.btinternet.co.uk> [2001-11-23 00:48]:
>> Bateau <Its...@Not-A-Real-Address.com> espoused:
>>>How's it homoerotic if she's not a guy?
>> 
>> What gives you the impression you actually know this person's sex?
>
> Who gives you the permission to actually judge anybody elses sexual
>preferences?  [...]

Perhaps it was the use of the phrase "sucked my dick" in the attribution
line.  Perhaps.

-- 
T. Max Devlin
  *** The best way to convince another is
          to state your case moderately and
             accurately.   - Benjamin Franklin ***

Bateau <Its...@Not-A-Real-Address.com> espoused:
>bonjour Mark Kent, je suis un robot!
>>Bateau <Its...@Not-A-Real-Address.com> espoused:
>>bonjour bateau, je ne suis pas un boat.
>>>bonjour Mark Kent, je suis un robot!
>>>>Bateau <Its...@Not-A-Real-Address.com> espoused:
>>>>>bonjour Mark Kent, je suis un robot!
>>>>>>Bateau <Its...@Not-A-Real-Address.com> espoused:
>>>>>>>bonjour drsquare, je suis un robot!
>>>>>>>>On Sun, 18 Nov 2001 23:08:59 +0200, in talk.politics.drugs,
>>>>>>>> (Mel <rrc...@hotmail.com>) wrote:
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>On Sun, 18 Nov 2001 15:45:34 +0000, mar...@NOHAM.otford.kent.btinternet.co.uk
>>>>>>>>>(Mark Kent) sucked my dick and said:
>>>>>>>>>>In article <nd6...@4ax.com>, Mel wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>On Sun, 18 Nov 2001 08:12:02 +0000, mar...@NOHAM.otford.kent.btinternet.co.uk
>>>>>>>>>>>(Mark Kent) sucked my dick and said:
>>>>>>>>>>Mel, there is a hierarchy for your homoerotic fantasies, where you
>>>>>>>>>>can share them with lots of other people who share the same fantasies
>>>>>>>>>>feelings and needs as you do.  This is not the place, this group
>>>>>>>>>>is for operating systems.  Please take your fantasies to where your
>>>>>>>>>>friends are.
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>you going to endlessly repeat this drivel...?
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>And you endlessly going to post your homoerotic fantasies to usenet?
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>Oh btw, "homoerotic" is self eroticism. It would be homoerotic if she
>>>>>>>was sucking her own dick, if she had a dick.
>>>>>>
>>>>>>Nope:
>>>>>>
>>>>>From WordNet (r) 1.6 [wn]:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>  homoerotic
>>>>>>       adj : of or concerning homosexual love
>>>>>>
>>>>>>I think you're confusing homoerotic with autoerotic.
>>>>>
>>>>>Hmm. That doesn't seem to make much sense but it is English after all.
>>>>>Did you get my post where I said that Mel is a girl and that dissing
>>>>>intro lines is lame?
>>>>
>>>>Putting homoerotic statements into intro lines is ultra-lame.  completely
>>>>mistating the meaning of common words is pretty lame.  No, I've not seen
>>>>any other posts (yet).
>>>
>>>How's it homoerotic if she's not a guy?
>>
>>What gives you the impression you actually know this person's sex?
>
>Because it's been stated.

It's been stated otherwise.

-- 
Mark Kent
                                               Take out the ham to mail me.

Gerfried Fuchs <use...@pinguin.pte.at> espoused:
>* Mark Kent <mar...@NOHAM.otford.kent.btinternet.co.uk> [2001-11-23 00:48]:
>> Bateau <Its...@Not-A-Real-Address.com> espoused:
>>>How's it homoerotic if she's not a guy?
>> 
>> What gives you the impression you actually know this person's sex?
>
> Who gives you the permission to actually judge anybody elses sexual
>preferences?  Don't beat a dead horse - on the other hand, a living one
>might beat back.
>

Where on earth did you get this 'judging' thing from?  I do not and
will not judge someone else's preferences.  However, cola is not
for Mel's homoerotic fantasies, there are suitable groups for that.

-- 
Mark Kent
                                               Take out the ham to mail me.

bonjour Mark Kent, je suis un robot!
>Bateau <Its...@Not-A-Real-Address.com> espoused:
>>bonjour Mark Kent, je suis un robot!
>>>Bateau <Its...@Not-A-Real-Address.com> espoused:
>>>bonjour bateau, je ne suis pas un boat.
>>>>bonjour Mark Kent, je suis un robot!
>>>>>Bateau <Its...@Not-A-Real-Address.com> espoused:
>>>>>>bonjour Mark Kent, je suis un robot!
>>>>>>>Bateau <Its...@Not-A-Real-Address.com> espoused:
>>>>>>>>bonjour drsquare, je suis un robot!
>>>>>>>>>On Sun, 18 Nov 2001 23:08:59 +0200, in talk.politics.drugs,
>>>>>>>>> (Mel <rrc...@hotmail.com>) wrote:
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>On Sun, 18 Nov 2001 15:45:34 +0000, mar...@NOHAM.otford.kent.btinternet.co.uk
>>>>>>>>>>(Mark Kent) sucked my dick and said:
>>>>>>>>>>>In article <nd6...@4ax.com>, Mel wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>On Sun, 18 Nov 2001 08:12:02 +0000, mar...@NOHAM.otford.kent.btinternet.co.uk
>>>>>>>>>>>>(Mark Kent) sucked my dick and said:
>>>>>>>>>>>Mel, there is a hierarchy for your homoerotic fantasies, where you
>>>>>>>>>>>can share them with lots of other people who share the same fantasies
>>>>>>>>>>>feelings and needs as you do.  This is not the place, this group
>>>>>>>>>>>is for operating systems.  Please take your fantasies to where your
>>>>>>>>>>>friends are.
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>you going to endlessly repeat this drivel...?
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>And you endlessly going to post your homoerotic fantasies to usenet?
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>Oh btw, "homoerotic" is self eroticism. It would be homoerotic if she
>>>>>>>>was sucking her own dick, if she had a dick.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>Nope:
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>From WordNet (r) 1.6 [wn]:
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>  homoerotic
>>>>>>>       adj : of or concerning homosexual love
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>I think you're confusing homoerotic with autoerotic.
>>>>>>
>>>>>>Hmm. That doesn't seem to make much sense but it is English after all.
>>>>>>Did you get my post where I said that Mel is a girl and that dissing
>>>>>>intro lines is lame?
>>>>>
>>>>>Putting homoerotic statements into intro lines is ultra-lame.  completely
>>>>>mistating the meaning of common words is pretty lame.  No, I've not seen
>>>>>any other posts (yet).
>>>>
>>>>How's it homoerotic if she's not a guy?
>>>
>>>What gives you the impression you actually know this person's sex?
>>
>>Because it's been stated.
>
>It's been stated otherwise.

Not by her.
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Veronica Karlsson <asc...@hotmail.com> ASCII art 25 Nov 2001 11:36 · permalink · report
drsquare wrote:
> Sucking dick isn't homoerotic is it?

Surely that depends on who's doing the sucking...


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Tálíszanná WhiteCrow ("Her Poopiness") <taliszanna@usask.ca> 26 Nov 2001 19:54 · permalink · report
drsquare wrote:
> 
> On Mon, 19 Nov 2001 09:08:21 -0600, in alt.ascii-art,
>  (Taliszanna <tal...@usask.ca>) wrote:
> >
> >       Um, I never took as a literal comment.
> 
> So what did it mean aside from the literal meaning?

     Nothing.
 
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On Thu, 29 Nov 2001, drsquare wrote:

> On Mon, 26 Nov 2001 19:54:33 GMT, in alt.ascii-art,
>  (Tálíszanná WhiteCrow ("Her Poopiness")  <tal...@usask.ca>) wrote:
> 
> >drsquare wrote:
> >> 
> >> On Mon, 19 Nov 2001 09:08:21 -0600, in alt.ascii-art,
> >>  (Taliszanna <tal...@usask.ca>) wrote:
> >> >
> >> >       Um, I never took as a literal comment.
> >> 
> >> So what did it mean aside from the literal meaning?
> >
> >     Nothing.
> 
> Then how could you take it at all?

	It's not hard for me to see... I'm confused about why it is
difficult for another...  [*shrug*]  Oh well.

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roo...@victor.findfox.org 3 Dec 2001 22:15 · permalink · report
In alt.ascii-art drsquare <now...@nowhere.co.uk> wrote:
> I just can't be bothered making any more posts tonight.
> 
> Goodnight everyone, I'm going to bed.


Goodnight!

Jogeir

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