Original Usenet thread from alt.ascii-art, started 13 Feb 1998.
jokes
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· 3 messages · 13 Feb 1998 - 3 Mar 1998
In article <Pin...@sis.bris.ac.uk>, Andy Hood <ah7...@bris.ac.uk> writes >Three jokes, in ascending order of humorous merit in my humble opinion. >_______________________________________________________________________ >What's the difference between: >1/ 2/ >A sick rabbit A counterfiet note > > /\ /\ ____---. > \ Y / __--- | > / /. .\ \ | | >|\ \_-_/ /| | 5$ 5$ | >|_//___\\_| and | ____--- >|_________| |___--- >| | >| | > >A/ Ones a mad bunny, the others bad money. ........A Barrowboy and a Dachsund? FRESH tomahters \ /~/--. Woofowch == / +-\\--+---------\/ @ \_ / () | | _: ||\_ .::::. / (_(_\ \---------\ \--'-' /\ ~~~|_____| \_\_ /_/_ /_/_ .~~ |_ (_) (_) one balls out his wares on the pavement the other finds walking painful. .........A good vacuum cleaner and a Swiss Amdiral? ____ VROOM! \""/ ______ (@/\@) @@@@@ {______H}======., ___\==/___ @@{"}@@ \\ |"" @ ""|@@@ M @@@@ /_\ | | @ | | (.)(.) one sucks and never fails the other stays in port and has fun. |~/ |~/ ~~|;'^';-._.-;'^';-._.-;'^';-._.-;'^';-._.-;||';-._.-;'^';||_.-;'^'0-|~~ P | Woof Woof, Glug Glug ||____________|| 0 | P O | Who Drowned the Judge's Dog? | . . . . . . . '----. 0 | O O | answers on *---|_______________ @__o0 | O L |{a href="news:alt.religion.scientology"}{/a}_____________|/_______| L and{a href="http://www.xemu.demon.co.uk/clam/lynx/q0.html"}{/a}XemuSP4(:)
Three jokes, in ascending order of humorous merit in my humble opinion.
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What's the difference between:
1/ 2/
A sick rabbit A counterfiet note
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\ Y / __--- |
/ /. .\ \ | |
|\ \_-_/ /| | 5$ 5$ |
|_//___\\_| and | ____---
|_________| |___---
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| |
A/ Ones a mad bunny, the others bad money.
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Whats the difference between:
1/ A ticket Collector 2/ A Lecturer
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\_@_/ `o-o'
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A/ One minds the train, the other trains the mind.
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Whats the difference between:
1/ A good nun and 2/ a bad nun
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A/ A good nun has a soul full of hope....
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Sorry if you found that last one a bit out of taste, but this is the
internet.
Andy Hood <ah7709@NOSPAM!!!@bris.ac.uk>
ps. Joan...Hope you don't mind that I used your Nun.
>From: Andy Hood <ah7...@bris.ac.uk> >Date: Fri, Feb 13, 1998 10:06 EST >Message-id: <Pin...@sis.bris.ac.uk> >Sorry if you found that last one a bit out of taste, but this is the >internet. I enjoyed them! more! ;) >ps. Joan...Hope you don't mind that I used your Nun. Oh, you mean my "space shuttle"? heehee... no, I don't mind at all! -joan -- _,_ __ __ ._(@I@)_. WHAT'S THE BUZZ? / \-/ \ .--{___}--. joan stark ._\ | /_. .-/ Y \-. <spu...@juno.com> .__\__Y__/__. / | \ _{___}_ jgs \__/-\__/ ASCII ART GALLERY: ' (@I@) ' http://www.geocities.com/SoHo/7373/ ~^~
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