Re: jokes
From Dave Bird---St Hippo of Augustine <Dev...@xemu.demon.co.uk>
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· 13 Feb 1998 00:00 · View full thread
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In article <Pin...@sis.bris.ac.uk>, Andy Hood <ah7...@bris.ac.uk> writes >Three jokes, in ascending order of humorous merit in my humble opinion. >_______________________________________________________________________ >What's the difference between: >1/ 2/ >A sick rabbit A counterfiet note > > /\ /\ ____---. > \ Y / __--- | > / /. .\ \ | | >|\ \_-_/ /| | 5$ 5$ | >|_//___\\_| and | ____--- >|_________| |___--- >| | >| | > >A/ Ones a mad bunny, the others bad money. ........A Barrowboy and a Dachsund? FRESH tomahters \ /~/--. Woofowch == / +-\\--+---------\/ @ \_ / () | | _: ||\_ .::::. / (_(_\ \---------\ \--'-' /\ ~~~|_____| \_\_ /_/_ /_/_ .~~ |_ (_) (_) one balls out his wares on the pavement the other finds walking painful. .........A good vacuum cleaner and a Swiss Amdiral? ____ VROOM! \""/ ______ (@/\@) @@@@@ {______H}======., ___\==/___ @@{"}@@ \\ |"" @ ""|@@@ M @@@@ /_\ | | @ | | (.)(.) one sucks and never fails the other stays in port and has fun. |~/ |~/ ~~|;'^';-._.-;'^';-._.-;'^';-._.-;'^';-._.-;||';-._.-;'^';||_.-;'^'0-|~~ P | Woof Woof, Glug Glug ||____________|| 0 | P O | Who Drowned the Judge's Dog? | . . . . . . . '----. 0 | O O | answers on *---|_______________ @__o0 | O L |{a href="news:alt.religion.scientology"}{/a}_____________|/_______| L and{a href="http://www.xemu.demon.co.uk/clam/lynx/q0.html"}{/a}XemuSP4(:)
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X-Google-Language: ENGLISH,ASCII-7-bit X-Google-Thread: f996b,14b2d99b2083163e X-Google-Attributes: gidf996b,public From: Dave Bird---St Hippo of Augustine <Dev...@xemu.demon.co.uk> Subject: Re: jokes Date: 1998/02/13 Message-ID: <2Mx...@xemu.demon.co.uk>#1/1 X-Deja-AN: 324903783 References: <Pin...@sis.bris.ac.uk> MIME-Version: 1.0 Distribution: world X-NNTP-Posting-Host: xemu.demon.co.uk [158.152.196.209] Organization: 1st Canine Chapel of Bob Dobbs Dog (Church of the SubGenius) Newsgroups: alt.ascii-art
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