jokes
Three jokes, in ascending order of humorous merit in my humble opinion.
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What's the difference between:
1/ 2/
A sick rabbit A counterfiet note
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A/ Ones a mad bunny, the others bad money.
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Whats the difference between:
1/ A ticket Collector 2/ A Lecturer
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A/ One minds the train, the other trains the mind.
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Whats the difference between:
1/ A good nun and 2/ a bad nun
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A/ A good nun has a soul full of hope....
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Sorry if you found that last one a bit out of taste, but this is the
internet.
Andy Hood <ah7709@NOSPAM!!!@bris.ac.uk>
ps. Joan...Hope you don't mind that I used your Nun.
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