Original Usenet thread from alt.ascii-art, started 4 Jun 1999.
in need of a expert so to say..
alt.ascii-art
· 38 messages · 4 Jun 1999 - 12 Jun 1999
custom wrote: > Ive never got into ascii shit, but im designing a new site, that i decided ########## > instead of going 'graphical' that id go with the old school ascii-style... > > My problem is..heh..i dont have the time/skills to do it, its more for a #################### > 'technical' site...so if anyone has some spare time to do 4 different > ones....'emmaculate' ones, on the technical side...please let me know, > credits could be given on the site, and a contact for you if wished.. > > any effort towards this project would be appreciated... *ROTFL* Eh, don't think so... -- (, http://www.ludd.luth.se/~vk/cgi/asciichat/ /|__--__ . __--__ |\ '__ /|\ _{ _ `.' / `.,_ _________ | _________ _,.' (/ `. / ||``._.' ASCII ART CHAT! `---'|:||,/ .' /| /|:| \ .' /\ \ __ __ _ `/|'\' ` `,/ /`,\ \ \ / /__ _ _ ___ _ _ (_)__ __ _ /,'\ \ .'.' /| \ V / -_) '_/ _ \ ' \| / _/ _` | |\ `.`. ,' / / | \_/\___|_| \___/_||_|_\__\__,_| | \ \ `, - `- -- `-'- -ejm-------------------------------------VK-- -`-' -- -' -
Ive never got into ascii shit, but im designing a new site, that i decided instead of going 'graphical' that id go with the old school ascii-style... My problem is..heh..i dont have the time/skills to do it, its more for a 'technical' site...so if anyone has some spare time to do 4 different ones....'emmaculate' ones, on the technical side...please let me know, credits could be given on the site, and a contact for you if wished.. any effort towards this project would be appreciated... Brenda
Children, children...
Stop being rude to this auspicious visitor.
JRO
custom wrote: > > heh, well i figured i would get at least one slam back about this..thats ok > veronica... > im sure you have no idea, or concept, of anything technical..and its very > immature..VERY, to slam someone, when you just cant do what they are asking > assistance for, instead you slam them;) > > childish... > but then again, im sure your some dumb kid, that goes around (on ascii > newsgroups) no less, with nothing else better to do with her own life.. > attractive... > > Brenda "Brenda","custom","bsdresources.com","stupid troll"...what ever you like, VK is my GODDESS and MASTER...I damn you to hell for your trolling and I damn your website: http://www.enteract.com/~custom/ to hell and i further damn you to never know a how dumb you really are. And just to be annoying i will not reply to anything you say back... :P -- |"""""<`.THE PRINCE ,'>"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""| | `.`/""""""\,',' my sig is too big, | |SEE HIS ( / \ \' SEE HIS but its really cool. | | FACE \/<> <>\/ SMILE | | / W \ Visit my ascii art site: | | ,'\_|||||_/`. http://www.gtcom.net/~krogg/ascii/ | | ,',' ||| `.`. kro...@gtcom.net | |____<,' TIME TO DIE `.>____Remove no.to.spam to reply____|
custom wrote in message <01beafba$3156c2e0$4cace5cf@custom>... >hah, ok ive been nice enough I t6hought you first post was fine, and yes Veronica prolly should not have flamed you....BUT you did call what we do shit, and that in my book is cause for at least be laughed at. >face it, you cannot perform anything that i needed, like i said in a >previous post to some other moron, i never did say it would be for free, i Now are you calling ALL ascii artists morons or just the ones argueing with you? if its ALL ascii artists you better hope that the ppl you found to help you don't read the rest of your posts. >never did say that i was 'demanding' i actually thought i would find >someone that does 'expert' work here, i dont think that would be considered >rude, or demanding, i also said that anyone that helped, would get the full >credit they deserved... > Ok...I can't really argue with you here. >you need help , and obviously have alot of time on your hands to do NOTHING >with but argue, A lot of time on our hands...to argue????? here let me quote you: "My problem is..heh..i dont have the time/skills to do it, its more for a" ##################### ok now back to Proff. Widebottom. _______________________________ | # of posts in this tread =16 | | # of posts by Veronica = 3 | | # of posts by david = 1 # of posts by paul= 1 | | # .-. ds by JRO = 1 | | # (()))/ts by Qryz = 2 | | # /| |/sts by custom =8 | |__|_| |________________________| ^( ) ||| Qryz_|||_ And you said you did not have the time.... >mearly because you couldnt help out. Whos to say the people helping you are not one of us? who said we COULD not?...ever wonder could it be WILL not? after all you did call us morons and said that ascii is shit >like i said, the only people slamming any of my posts, are the ones that >probably couldnt help..and had no skills to help me with what i needed.. Have you seen any of the peoples work you are flaming now? (other then mine) >at least 3 other people have offered to help me from this newsgroup... And jolly for them...ask if they laughed at your fist post? or at any thing in this thread? I bet ya the answer will be yes. I bet they even ask for advice here on this worthless newsgroup....no wait can't be allbad here, you did find help. >out of those three, two of them didnt slam me on here, and have been very Hmmm...two out of three you say? those are not bad odds... >helpful...so i think it is you veronica, which has the problem....cause >they have not seen me 'demanding' anything.... >once again grow up;) > > GROW UP? grow up you say? you came here looking for experts, right? and in your asking you say what we do is shit, then you tell us you don't have the time to do what we do...after that you tell us they have to be perfect, as if most of us can not work up to your level. So don't tell us to grow up till you have learned to ask things in a nice, professional manner, and if you can start doing that maybe, just maybe people will stop flaming you. C= Q O Sometimes V Q R <|> Things just <|> R Y .^. aint right. O Y Z members.tripod.com/~qryz/ Z
Jus' fer eve'bodies eedification, here are the tecknikal he'p Brenda were lookin' fer. ----- Original Message ----- From: custom <cus...@enteract.com> To: Jonathon R. Oglesbee <ogl...@mail.fullnet.net> Sent: Saturday, June 05, 1999 11:31 AM Subject: Re: in need of a expert so to say.. > jonathon, > > all i really need is a something saying 'BSD Resources' just like > that...but i dont want it looking so plain...and so it will fit on a > browser going along the very top.... > > if you think you can...that would be great..just email it to me sometime > before june 20th... > teh worst that could happen, is i wont use it, so its worth a shot;) > and id be greatful, especially if it comes out perty;) > > Brenda... > > ---------- Pretty tekky ree-quest. Hmmm.... upon consieration of her original post, I THINK what she meant by "assky shit" was wheter er not sumbody could just "shit out" some askii for her. I reckon she meant that she "never could shit out any askie". I dunno... whut do you think? From her attempted use of Real American language ("worth a shot", "comes out perty", and "askee shit", of course), I would say she lives down around Idabel... They doan tok too gud down thearh. Opinions? JRO
heh, well i figured i would get at least one slam back about this..thats ok veronica... im sure you have no idea, or concept, of anything technical..and its very immature..VERY, to slam someone, when you just cant do what they are asking assistance for, instead you slam them;) childish... but then again, im sure your some dumb kid, that goes around (on ascii newsgroups) no less, with nothing else better to do with her own life.. attractive... Brenda
heh..and your ' ROFL* shit is extremely lame to say the least...
custom <cus...@enteract.com> wrote in message news:01beaf18$c8a0a640$a78ee5cf@custom... > heh, well i figured i would get at least one slam back about this..thats ok > veronica... > im sure you have no idea, or concept, of anything technical..and its very > immature..VERY, to slam someone, when you just cant do what they are asking > assistance for, instead you slam them;) > > childish... > but then again, im sure your some dumb kid, that goes around (on ascii > newsgroups) no less, with nothing else better to do with her own life.. > attractive... > > Brenda Dear Brenda. I am amazed at both your insight, and your celerity. Veronica is, in fact, just a little girl. I think she is 13, but may have had a birthday since then. She is an annoyance that we older, mature folks have to put up with. I seriously doubt she could help you with anything technical, but she comes from a good family in Sweden. I think they run a dairy farm and have a small chocolate factory. Her father has a little dog that he leads around, and is named "Jak". I don't think she intended to "slam" you, however. You should not take her repost to you seriously. She is very smart, for a child her age. I understand she can make very good chocolate icing for cupcakes. If you are in need of technical assistance, why, you should have written me. I have spent all my life with computers, and have designed more web pages than I can name. I would be happy to help you with any technical problems or questions that you need to make your webpage a success. I only ask that you not use language like "shit" on a newsgroup that children, such as Veronica, are reading. Thankyou, JRO oglesbee@ mail.fullnet.net
custom wrote in message <01beaf18$e5247440$a78ee5cf@custom>... >heh..and your ' ROFL* shit is extremely lame to say the least... > I am relitivly new to ascii as well as new to this news group and from what I can tell so far is that Veronica Karlsson is one of the most like people that post here. Granted I was not rolling on The floor laughing I did let out a little giggle when I read your first post. > Ive never got into ascii shit, but im designing a new site, that i decided First you call what we do shit....yeah that will get you far with us > instead of going 'graphical' that id go with the old school ascii-style... > > My problem is..heh..i dont have the time/skills to do it, its more for a you said that her laughing was lame, and I retorted it was worth at least a giggle. Well I would guess since you yourself let out a little chortle that it was in fact funny (not very funny but funny all the same). > 'technical' site...so if anyone has some spare time to do 4 different O.K. I wasnt quiet sure what you wanted here so I tookit upon myself to look technical up in my handy pocket dictionary: Definition 1a.haveing special and usa. practical knowedge esp. of a mechanical or scientific sudject.<~consultant> Ok I can help you here. Measureing devices (yeah, thats scientific) ____ _________ ( ) | / | | | 5- | | | | 4- | /____\ | 3- | / \ | 2- | (________) |__1-__| Some tools (I think this fits in mechanical) ( ) \ | =====# | - ( ) wrench hammer definition 1b.Marked by a character of specialization<~language> Well frankly I have no clue what you specilize in so I cant help here. definition 2a.of or relating to a particular subject. subject...subject...subject...sub AHH-HA I was never really good at it but... Math _______________________________ | | | 24 12 | | x3 .-. dx2 | | 72 (()))/ 24 | | /| |/ | |____|_| |_____________________| ^( ) ||| Qryz _|||_ definition 2b.of or relating to a practical subject organized on scientific principles<a~school> Ok I figure this is pretty much the same only a different class _______________________________ | | | E=MC2 3.14 | | .-. d | | (()))/ RUN DMC | | /| |/ Qryz | |____|_| |_____________________| ^( ) ||| _|||_ <---in case you are wondering this is prof. Widebottom def. 2c. TECHNILOGICAL 1 (I aint going back to do this one...you gotta look it up yourself! def. 3a.&3.b blah blah blah its a bunch of legal jargin & I don't wanna get sued due to plagerism. def. 4a. Of or relating to technique Hmmm..... well this one crosses over into another newsgroup, if this is the one you want please see. alt.sex.masterbation.techniques def. 5.of, relating to, or produced by ordinary commercial process without being subjected to special purifacation. this one was easy too....T.V. adds for porno. (get it commercials w/o purification) \ / ______V______ | __________ | |o| CUMING || |o| UP NEXT || |:| XXX || [_]---------|| |____________| // Qryz\\ def. 6. relating to or caused by the functioning of the market as a decrete mechanism not influanced by macroeconomic factors. there was a lot of big words in that one but it sounds like, well I dont have a clue what it sounds like. > ones....'emmaculate' ones, on the technical side...please let me know, heh...ya almost got me here. I cant spell and bad spellers really thow me off. Immaculate: 1.having no stain or blemish (its ascii ya can't stain it) 2.containing no flaw or error (hey its ascii it aint perfect. if ya want perfection go back to graphical...roTfl.) 3.a&b both talk about colours..that don't belong on this site either > credits could be given on the site, and a contact for you if wished.. > Feel free & use any of the pics I drew for you free of charge and the only credit that needs to be given is please leave the signiture on them...thanks. > any effort towards this project would be appreciated... next time if you want true effort, give respect to the ppl you are asking. C= P.S. why do you say shit so much? you got some kinda scat fetish? I am still working on a sig... any help would be repaid with a thousand thank yous.
custom wrote: > > heh, well i figured i would get at least one slam back about this..thats ok > veronica... Well, "I don't like your shit and I can't be bothered to take the time to try to make any for myself, but I want you guys to make some for me!". Mmmm... well... for a post like that you shouldn't expect _any_ other response than "*rotfl*". > im sure you have no idea, or concept, of anything technical.. And what do you mean by "technical"? "Technical" could mean a lot of very different things. A technician wouldn't be that vague... > and its very > immature..VERY, to slam someone, when you just cant do what they are asking > assistance for, instead you slam them;) http://www.ludd.luth.se/~vk/pics/ascii/ASCII.HTML -- (, http://www.ludd.luth.se/~vk/cgi/asciichat/ /|__--__ . __--__ |\ '__ /|\ _{ _ `.' / `.,_ _________ | _________ _,.' (/ `. / ||``._.' ASCII ART CHAT! `---'|:||,/ .' /| /|:| \ .' /\ \ __ __ _ `/|'\' ` `,/ /`,\ \ \ / /__ _ _ ___ _ _ (_)__ __ _ /,'\ \ .'.' /| \ V / -_) '_/ _ \ ' \| / _/ _` | |\ `.`. ,' / / | \_/\___|_| \___/_||_|_\__\__,_| | \ \ `, - `- -- `-'- -ejm-------------------------------------VK-- -`-' -- -' -
heh, once again childish... thats ok though, i realized that coming to a ascii newsgroup was not the thing to do, it was easier and less hastle to find help elseware. but thats what you get for dealing with children;) Brenda
heh...ok children I posted here to one, get help, and got nothing but get hastled... and slammed on... There was no need to even post back from the start, if no one was willing to help technical, in im creating a 'technical site' for unix distros.....And i needed some ascii drawings, ones which didnt have little flowers, or bears or whatever, I dont think it was that hard to understand that much.... And your just as childish, and obviously have ALOT of time on your hands to go writing that novel back to me, especially since i stopped reading it from the first paragraph, so waste your 'leet efforts' elseware my friend... Like i said to veronica's post, i know better then to come to a newsgroup such as this one to gain some help...all you get is childish remarks, slams, and as i said above, see alot of wasted time and effort... Brenda
custom wrote in message <01beaf72$2efb3460$b8ace5cf@custom>... >heh...ok children > >I posted here to one, get help, and got nothing but get hastled... >and slammed on... > >There was no need to even post back from the start, if no one was willing >to help > >technical, in im creating a 'technical site' for unix distros.....And i >needed some ascii drawings, ones which didnt have little flowers, or bears >or whatever, I dont think it was that hard to understand that much.... > >And your just as childish, and obviously have ALOT of time on your hands to >go writing that novel back to me, especially since i stopped reading it >from the first paragraph, so waste your 'leet efforts' elseware my >friend... > >Like i said to veronica's post, i know better then to come to a newsgroup >such as this one to gain some help...all you get is childish remarks, >slams, and as i said above, see alot of wasted time and effort... > >Brenda Hey Brenda it's looks like we got off to a bad start here :) Maybe if you are a bit more specific in what pictures you would like someone might be able to help you out. ##### frOM tHe tWiStEd mInD oF #### _\_ _ _ ##=-[.].] | \ _. o _| |_)_.|._ _ _ ._ #( _\ |_/(_|\/|(_| | (_||| | |(/_| # \__| \___/ dav...@666palmer.freeserve.co.uk
custom wrote: > I posted here to one, get help, and got nothing but get hastled... > and slammed on... Well, the replies were no worse than your first post. This is a discussion group, not a help desk. We are not here to give free service to whoever says "jump!". We are here to discuss ascii art with other ascii artists. If somebody posts a request and somebody else gets inspired by that, fine. If you post "Your stuff is shit. Make me some!", well, you'll get shit right back at you. > There was no need to even post back from the start, if no one was willing > to help Why not? > technical, in im creating a 'technical site' for unix distros..... How were we to know that that is what you meant? You _could_ have meant a site about just about anything, specialising in the "technical" side of some subject or other. Here are some links to technical sites: http://home.sol.no/~nick/neal03.html http://www.w3.org/TR/REC-CSS1 http://www.rent-a-cart.com/tech/make-cookie.html http://pegasus.cc.ucf.edu/~jtorres/domrep/sancocho.html http://www.teleport.com/~psyched/pie/crust.html http://members.tripod.com/~kateDC/tess.htm http://www.msue.msu.edu/msue/imp/mod02/01500166.html http://www.inform.umd.edu/EdRes/Topic/Disability/Journals/Read/InfoTechnology/ITDV01N04/calculus-blindstudents > And i > needed some ascii drawings, ones which didnt have little flowers, or bears > or whatever, I dont think it was that hard to understand that much.... OK, I can understand "no flowers" and "no bears", but "no whatever", well that's going to be a little bit tougher... > And your just as childish, and obviously have ALOT of time on your hands to > go writing that novel back to me, especially since i stopped reading it > from the first paragraph, so waste your 'leet efforts' elseware my > friend... Well, the effort wasn't "wasted". I'm sure it gave the rest of the group (including the lurkers) something to laugh at. :-) > Like i said to veronica's post, i know better then to come to a newsgroup > such as this one to gain some help...all you get is childish remarks, > slams, and as i said above, see alot of wasted time and effort... Well, as I explained above, people don't read newsgroups because they want to do other people's dirty work. They expect you to do that yourself. If people are kind and reply to questions and requests it's because they want to, not because you order them to. If you call what somebody does "shit" you'll most likely not get any help. -- (, http://www.ludd.luth.se/~vk/cgi/asciichat/ /|__--__ . __--__ |\ '__ /|\ _{ _ `.' / `.,_ _________ | _________ _,.' (/ `. / ||``._.' ASCII ART CHAT! `---'|:||,/ .' /| /|:| \ .' /\ \ __ __ _ `/|'\' ` `,/ /`,\ \ \ / /__ _ _ ___ _ _ (_)__ __ _ /,'\ \ .'.' /| \ V / -_) '_/ _ \ ' \| / _/ _` | |\ `.`. ,' / / | \_/\___|_| \___/_||_|_\__\__,_| | \ \ `, - `- -- `-'- -ejm-------------------------------------VK-- -`-' -- -' -
custom wrote in message <01beaf72$2efb3460$b8ace5cf@custom>... >And your just as childish, and obviously have ALOT of time on your hands to >go writing that novel back to me, especially since i stopped reading it >from the first paragraph, so waste your 'leet efforts' elseware my >friend... hmmm.... I've read it! >slams, and as i said above, see alot of wasted time and effort... Well not that wasted after all eh? >Brenda -- -rasher
On Sun, 6 Jun 1999, Sara (VSM) wrote: > > Just out of curiousity... what's the past tense of 'shit'? > .......relief! ..ahhhhhhh.. ";.,. ;\/^\/;';, <@ @>";;;' /\x/\"`,; ..got nuts?? ( w w )`"; Geraldine Jones ( )/` we9...@victoria.tc.ca " "
custom wrote: > Ive never got into ascii shit, but im designing a new site, that i decided > instead of going 'graphical' that id go with the old school ascii-style... > > My problem is..heh..i dont have the time/skills to do it, its more for a > 'technical' site...so if anyone has some spare time to do 4 different > ones....'emmaculate' ones, on the technical side...please let me know, > credits could be given on the site, and a contact for you if wished.. > > any effort towards this project would be appreciated... > > Brenda I never got into ascii shit myself... only ascii puke. BBEEEUUUUUUAAAAAHHHHH... %%%%%% %%%% = = %%C > _)' _( .' , __/ |_/\ " *. o /` \_\ \/ %`= '_ . / ) \/| .^',*. , /' /- o/ - " % '_ /\_/ < = , ^ ~ . )_o|----'| .` ' ___// (_ - (\ ///-( \' \\ b'ger joris
custom wrote >heh, once again childish... > >thats ok though, i realized that coming to a ascii newsgroup was not the >thing to do, it was easier and less hastle to find help elseware. > >but thats what you get for dealing with children;) (saw the nearly hidden smiley there) Well some of us just feel that coming on and demanding help isn't very nice. Make requests, sure. Ask for advice, sure. But we're not going to work for nothing. This is why it is requested that the author of an ascii pic is allowed to keep his initials on the picture. it's a way to say thanks, and to recognise all of the hard work that goes into creating ascii art. And let's face it, creating ascii art is hard bloody work. I'm sure that you've found that yourself, even if you have only just dabbled in it yourself. These ascii artists have a real skill, and saying thanks in some form or another isn't too much of a burden, is it? Paul Wilkins
uhm...i never did just demand it did i? i asked for a assistance from a 'expert' i obviously didnt find that here, nothing but slams, rudeness from children, i came here because i thought this newsgroup would be somewhat proffesional, boy was i wrong... i said that anyone that helped out, would get the credit they would deserve....so dont dare say i came on here demanding...and that i was expecting it for free...anyone with skills with this art, is missing out..because they could have had a good name for themselves after this project.. and i never said that it was easy, or i would be doing it myself...jesus, give me some credit.. if your going to even reply to my posts, at least read mine first, before going off and talking about things which i never said... brenda
hah, ok ive been nice enough face it, you cannot perform anything that i needed, like i said in a previous post to some other moron, i never did say it would be for free, i never did say that i was 'demanding' i actually thought i would find someone that does 'expert' work here, i dont think that would be considered rude, or demanding, i also said that anyone that helped, would get the full credit they deserved... you need help , and obviously have alot of time on your hands to do NOTHING with but argue, mearly because you couldnt help out. like i said, the only people slamming any of my posts, are the ones that probably couldnt help..and had no skills to help me with what i needed.. at least 3 other people have offered to help me from this newsgroup... out of those three, two of them didnt slam me on here, and have been very helpful...so i think it is you veronica, which has the problem....cause they have not seen me 'demanding' anything.... once again grow up;)
ive found a few people to help out from here, besides a few personal friends of mine... they know what i need some help with now,and will get the credit they deserve... so thanks to those who have been helpful, and not rude from the begining...its appreciated.. brenda
custom wrote: > > uhm...i never did just demand it did i? Maybe not, but you called it "shit". Showing a negative attitude to the things we do by calling it "shit" is on about the same level of rudeness. > i asked for a assistance from a > 'expert' i obviously didnt find that here, nothing but slams, rudeness from > children, i came here because i thought this newsgroup would be somewhat > proffesional, boy was i wrong... You didn't specify what it was you wanted. The information you did give was nowhere near useful. You only said it was "technical", which could mean just about anything. -- (, http://www.ludd.luth.se/~vk/cgi/asciichat/ /|__--__ . __--__ |\ '__ /|\ _{ _ `.' / `.,_ _________ | _________ _,.' (/ `. / ||``._.' ASCII ART CHAT! `---'|:||,/ .' /| /|:| \ .' /\ \ __ __ _ `/|'\' ` `,/ /`,\ \ \ / /__ _ _ ___ _ _ (_)__ __ _ /,'\ \ .'.' /| \ V / -_) '_/ _ \ ' \| / _/ _` | |\ `.`. ,' / / | \_/\___|_| \___/_||_|_\__\__,_| | \ \ `, - `- -- `-'- -ejm-------------------------------------VK-- -`-' -- -' -
custom wrote: > > hah, ok ive been nice enough > face it, you cannot perform anything that i needed, How could anybody possibly know if somebody here could perform what you needed or not? You haven't even said what it is you want! > you need help , and obviously have alot of time on your hands to do NOTHING > with but argue, > mearly because you couldnt help out. How could I possibly judge wether or not I could "help out" based on the total lack of information about what it is you want that you have posted so far?!? You said what the pictures should NOT contain ("little flowers, bears or whatever"), but so far not a word about what they _should_ contain! I could, however, judge the tone of your calling ascii art "shit" as being something I don't want to encourage. > like i said, the only people slamming any of my posts, are the ones that > probably couldnt help..and had no skills to help me with what i needed.. I posted the URL to my ascii art page. You can see for yourself some of the things I have done in the past. Wether or not that is sufficient for your project I cannot judge since I don't know what your project is. All I do know about you and your project is that your attitude is that ascii art is "shit" and that your project is "technical" and does not include bears, flowers or whatnots. > at least 3 other people have offered to help me from this newsgroup... > out of those three, two of them didnt slam me on here, and have been very > helpful...so i think it is you veronica, which has the problem....cause > they have not seen me 'demanding' anything.... I must say I find it surprising that anybody would volunteer to help somebody who starts out by saying "the stuff you make is shit". -- (, http://www.ludd.luth.se/~vk/cgi/asciichat/ /|__--__ . __--__ |\ '__ /|\ _{ _ `.' / `.,_ _________ | _________ _,.' (/ `. / ||``._.' ASCII ART CHAT! `---'|:||,/ .' /| /|:| \ .' /\ \ __ __ _ `/|'\' ` `,/ /`,\ \ \ / /__ _ _ ___ _ _ (_)__ __ _ /,'\ \ .'.' /| \ V / -_) '_/ _ \ ' \| / _/ _` | |\ `.`. ,' / / | \_/\___|_| \___/_||_|_\__\__,_| | \ \ `, - `- -- `-'- -ejm-------------------------------------VK-- -`-' -- -' -
Jonathon, when someone uses shit in every shitty sentence to describe shit, talk about shit like what shit you had for dinner, or what a shitty day it is or shit confuses me occasionally, well shit, its just a lack of proper shit decorum sometimes... there are varying descriptive and exclamatory degrees of shit: "yer shittin me!" - major surprise "no shit!" - suprise but not major "great shit!" - universally used to describe many things "what a crock of shit" - disbelief you understand my shit? *a shitty grin, Prudence *mischevious, playful -- JRO <ogl...@mail.fullnet.net-remove> wrote in message news:3759f0e9.0@206.103.97.91... > Jus' fer eve'bodies eedification, here are the tecknikal he'p > Brenda were lookin' fer. > > ----- Original Message ----- > From: custom <cus...@enteract.com> > To: Jonathon R. Oglesbee <ogl...@mail.fullnet.net> > Sent: Saturday, June 05, 1999 11:31 AM > Subject: Re: in need of a expert so to say.. > > > > jonathon, > > > > all i really need is a something saying 'BSD Resources' just like > > that...but i dont want it looking so plain...and so it will fit on a > > browser going along the very top.... > > > > if you think you can...that would be great..just email it to me sometime > > before june 20th... > > teh worst that could happen, is i wont use it, so its worth a shot;) > > and id be greatful, especially if it comes out perty;) > > > > Brenda... > > > > ---------- > > > Pretty tekky ree-quest. > > Hmmm.... upon consieration of her original post, I THINK what she meant by > "assky shit" was wheter er not sumbody could just "shit out" some askii for her. > I reckon she meant that she "never could shit out any askie". I dunno... whut do > you think? > > From her attempted use of Real American language ("worth a shot", "comes out perty", > and "askee shit", of course), I would say she lives down around Idabel... They doan tok > too gud down thearh. > > Opinions? > > JRO > > >
JRO wrote: > > Jus' fer eve'bodies eedification, here are the tecknikal he'p > Brenda were lookin' fer. Thanks :) > ----- Original Message ----- > From: custom <cus...@enteract.com> > > > > all i really need is a something saying 'BSD Resources' just like > > that...but i dont want it looking so plain...and so it will fit on a > > browser going along the very top.... > > > > <snip> > > Pretty tekky ree-quest. > Yeah. I can see now that she was right, my skills are not up to _that_ high level! And I don't think I've seen anybody else in this group who could make something like that either. Too bad. :-) -- (, http://www.ludd.luth.se/~vk/cgi/asciichat/ /|__--__ . __--__ |\ '__ /|\ _{ _ `.' / `.,_ _________ | _________ _,.' (/ `. / ||``._.' ASCII ART CHAT! `---'|:||,/ .' /| /|:| \ .' /\ \ __ __ _ `/|'\' ` `,/ /`,\ \ \ / /__ _ _ ___ _ _ (_)__ __ _ /,'\ \ .'.' /| \ V / -_) '_/ _ \ ' \| / _/ _` | |\ `.`. ,' / / | \_/\___|_| \___/_||_|_\__\__,_| | \ \ `, - `- -- `-'- -ejm-------------------------------------VK-- -`-' -- -' -
Prudence <lo-...@erols.com> wrote in message news:7jcu2p$53l$1...@autumn.news.rcn.net... > Jonathon, > when someone uses shit in every shitty sentence to describe shit, talk about > shit like what shit you had for dinner, or what a shitty day it is or shit > confuses me occasionally, well shit, its just a lack of proper shit decorum > sometimes... > > there are varying descriptive and exclamatory degrees of shit: > > "yer shittin me!" - major surprise > "no shit!" - suprise but not major > "great shit!" - universally used to describe many things > "what a crock of shit" - disbelief > > you understand my shit? > > *a shitty grin, > Prudence > > *mischevious, playful Dear Prudnece, This is not bad, for a piker. I appreciate the joke. Howeffer, I reckon thar ain't no one here as sophisticated in the use of shit as I are... In real-life tok, anyways. Here, everything is shit, alla time. I will give breif examples you kin add to your list.... "I shit him".... meaning I fooled him, or; hmmm... kind of hard to describe. Practically just what it says, I suppose. "I shit you not"..... meaning I did not shit you. "I'll shit all over you".... what I will do to you, will be that bad. "This IS shit"..... something that is no good; conversely, something that IS good. "This is some kind of shit"..... a good or bad thing or situation. "This is real pretty shit"...... a good or bad situation. "shit".... exclamation; or merely used to indicate attention, observation, education, something bad, or a fecal material. "That's shit".... something untrue, something good or bad, something that is wonderful; a substance, such as food or drink. A thing, such as a piece of music, or an automobile. Or a phrase used to identify a fecal substance. "Look out for the shit".... a warning. "I'd like to see that shit".... used to indicate something that would be desirable to view. "rat shit"........ no good. "horse shit"...... the substance, or something that is untrue. "bull shit"...... same as above. "shit shit"...... indicating some shit that is just shit. "pure shit" or (more popularly) "pure-dee shit"..... a pure form of shit. "unshit".... to reverse some shit. "shit himself"..... description of someone's shock, or an embarrassing situation. "get the shit out"..... please leave. Conversely used to indicate a desire for someone to stay. "slow shit"..... something or someone that is slow, or ignorant. Or slow, in a positive manner. "heavy shit"..... cool. A large fecal deposit. "lightweight shit"..... a person or thing that is not cool. Or a small fecal deposit. "good shit"..... an indication of positive quality. "bad shit"... an indication of negative quality; conversely, and indication of positive quality. "shit here".... an announcement that something desirable can be found in this location. Or, letting people know where to.... . "shit hot"..... something or someone who is really "with it", or "on top of things". I.E.: "He's shit hot." "cold shit"...... someone did someone else wrong. A cold-hearted behavior. "shitty"...... something no good. "shit talk"...... although seemingly contradictive, used to indicate that a person's speech is untrustworthy, excessive, or valuless. "reshit"...... to do it over. "oh, shit"..... exclamation that something bad has or is about to happen. "shitfaced".... what I am right now, and that's why I am quitting. I could go on... for maybe another two days. Anway, if you happen to meet anyone from Hughes County, Oklahoma, you will now have an idea of what they are talking about. JRO
Veronica Karlsson wrote >Yeah. I can see now that she was right, my skills are not up to >_that_ high level! And I don't think I've seen anybody else in this >group who could make something like that either. Too bad. :-) Well she could have just asked. eg. "Can someone here please put together for a technical site a header logo saying 'BSD Resources'?" And we would more than likely have replied - Figlet. Paul Wilkins
,............"JRO" typed the following...
:
:Prudence <lo-...@erols.com> wrote in message news:7jcu2p$53l$1...@autumn.news.rcn.net...
:> Jonathon,
:> when someone uses shit in every shitty sentence to describe shit, talk about
:> shit like what shit you had for dinner, or what a shitty day it is or shit
:> confuses me occasionally, well shit, its just a lack of proper shit decorum
:> sometimes...
:>
:> there are varying descriptive and exclamatory degrees of shit:
:>
:> "yer shittin me!" - major surprise
:> "no shit!" - suprise but not major
:> "great shit!" - universally used to describe many things
:> "what a crock of shit" - disbelief
:>
:> you understand my shit?
:>
:> *a shitty grin,
:> Prudence
:>
:> *mischevious, playful
:
:
:Dear Prudnece,
:
: This is not bad, for a piker. I appreciate the joke. Howeffer, I reckon thar
:ain't no one here as sophisticated in the use of shit as I are... In real-life
:tok, anyways. Here, everything is shit, alla time. I will give breif examples
:you kin add to your list....
:
:"I shit him".... meaning I fooled him, or; hmmm... kind of hard to describe.
: Practically just what it says, I suppose.
:
:"I shit you not"..... meaning I did not shit you.
:
:"I'll shit all over you".... what I will do to you, will be that bad.
:
:"This IS shit"..... something that is no good; conversely, something that IS good.
:
:"This is some kind of shit"..... a good or bad thing or situation.
:
:"This is real pretty shit"...... a good or bad situation.
:
:"shit".... exclamation; or merely used to indicate attention, observation,
: education, something bad, or a fecal material.
:
:"That's shit".... something untrue, something good or bad, something that
: is wonderful; a substance, such as food or drink. A thing,
: such as a piece of music, or an automobile. Or a phrase
: used to identify a fecal substance.
:
:"Look out for the shit".... a warning.
:
:"I'd like to see that shit".... used to indicate something that would be desirable to view.
:
:"rat shit"........ no good.
:
:"horse shit"...... the substance, or something that is untrue.
:
:"bull shit"...... same as above.
:
:"shit shit"...... indicating some shit that is just shit.
:
:"pure shit" or (more popularly) "pure-dee shit"..... a pure form of shit.
:
:"unshit".... to reverse some shit.
:
:"shit himself"..... description of someone's shock, or an embarrassing situation.
:
:"get the shit out"..... please leave. Conversely used to indicate a desire for someone to stay.
:
:"slow shit"..... something or someone that is slow, or ignorant. Or slow, in a positive manner.
:
:"heavy shit"..... cool. A large fecal deposit.
:
:"lightweight shit"..... a person or thing that is not cool. Or a small fecal deposit.
:
:"good shit"..... an indication of positive quality.
:
:"bad shit"... an indication of negative quality; conversely, and indication of positive quality.
:
:"shit here".... an announcement that something desirable can be found in this location. Or,
: letting people know where to.... .
:
:"shit hot"..... something or someone who is really "with it", or "on top of things". I.E.: "He's
: shit hot."
:
:"cold shit"...... someone did someone else wrong. A cold-hearted behavior.
:
:"shitty"...... something no good.
:
:"shit talk"...... although seemingly contradictive, used to indicate that a person's speech is
: untrustworthy, excessive, or valuless.
:
:"reshit"...... to do it over.
:
:"oh, shit"..... exclamation that something bad has or is about to happen.
:
:"shitfaced".... what I am right now, and that's why I am quitting.
:
:
: I could go on... for maybe another two days. Anway, if you happen to meet anyone from
:Hughes County, Oklahoma, you will now have an idea of what they are talking about.
:
:JRO
:...................
Just out of curiousity... what's the past tense of 'shit'?
Shat? <---looks most likely
Shitted?
Shut? (naah!)
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>Message-id: <01beae31$28a3b340$6cace5cf@custom>
Hey ASCII newsgroup.!
You guys have too much time on your hands.
You're wasting your life sitting at your computer
creating this ASCII shit. Who needs it anyways?
It's old, it's outdated, nobody likes to see it.
Why use it when there are so many better graphical
formats? No one should bother with this newsgroup
or with this crap that you call "art".
on the other hand --
With 'retro' junk being in style, I want to make
a KEWL new site using this old-style outdated crap.
I tried to make ASCII shit but I couldn't... I don't have
the time to learn. And actually, I really don't want to learn
how to make it. It's a waste of time. But I really want
some for my under-construction retro website. Hey,
how about if you guys blow your time and make it for me?
Afterall, you are into this shit and have nothing better
to do with your lives. I'll truly be thankful for your efforts.
And I'll give credit for your crap, er, I mean work.
signed, a new fan.
Sara (VSM) <sar...@fiendmail.net> wrote in message news:375...@news.clara.net... > Just out of curiousity... what's the past tense of 'shit'? > > Shat? <---looks most likely > Shitted? > Shut? (naah!) > .----------------------------._ > ( ( | Shit! He shat on mah lawn! _>====== > )) ) '----------------------------' > ( ( > (\_ Heavy shit, man! > (___)_ / > ,,,,,(______\,,,,,, "onnnnnn > > -- > Sig file went with the heart to Cardiff. Shit or shitted is generally accepted as the past tense. Shat was popular, back in about the 16th century. Yah... I know my shit. JRO
Spunk1111 wrote in message <199...@ng-fu1.aol.com>... >>Message-id: <01beae31$28a3b340$6cace5cf@custom> > >Hey ASCII newsgroup.! >You guys have too much time on your hands. >You're wasting your life sitting at your computer >creating this ASCII shit. Who needs it anyways? >It's old, it's outdated, nobody likes to see it. >Why use it when there are so many better graphical >formats? No one should bother with this newsgroup >or with this crap that you call "art". > >on the other hand -- > >With 'retro' junk being in style, I want to make >a KEWL new site using this old-style outdated crap. >I tried to make ASCII shit but I couldn't... I don't have >the time to learn. And actually, I really don't want to learn >how to make it. It's a waste of time. But I really want >some for my under-construction retro website. Hey, >how about if you guys blow your time and make it for me? >Afterall, you are into this shit and have nothing better >to do with your lives. I'll truly be thankful for your efforts. >And I'll give credit for your crap, er, I mean work. > >signed, a new fan. > *ROTFL* Eh, don't think so...
In article <01beafba$3156c2e0$4cace5cf@custom>, custom <cus...@enteract.com> writes >hah, ok ive been nice enough >face it, you cannot perform anything that i needed, OK then, fuck off and bother someone else -- I for one am not a performing seal. This newsgroup is not an offer of free services. Honestly, it isn't a free-ware compiler support group where you will (unless you really piss people off) get help with the product. It's for exchanging information on the subject among people who do it. On that basis I suggest "alt.loudmouthed.trolls" might be more suitable for you. |~/ |~/ ~~|;'^';-._.-;'^';-._.-;'^';-._.-;'^';-._.-;||';-._.-;'^';||_.-;'^'0-|~~ P | Woof Woof, Glug Glug ||____________|| 0 | P O | Who Drowned the Judge's Dog? | . . . . . . . '----. 0 | O O | answers on *---|_______________ @__o0 | O L |{a href="news:alt.religion.scientology"}{/a}_____________|/_______| L and{a href="http://www.xemu.demon.co.uk/clam/lynx/q0.html"}{/a}XemuSP4(:)
Spunk1111 <spu...@aol.comQQ> wrote in message news:199...@ng-fu1.aol.com... > >Message-id: <01beae31$28a3b340$6cace5cf@custom> > > Hey ASCII newsgroup.! > You guys have too much time on your hands. > You're wasting your life sitting at your computer > creating this ASCII shit. Who needs it anyways? > It's old, it's outdated, nobody likes to see it. > Why use it when there are so many better graphical > formats? No one should bother with this newsgroup > or with this crap that you call "art". > > on the other hand -- > > With 'retro' junk being in style, I want to make > a KEWL new site using this old-style outdated crap. > I tried to make ASCII shit but I couldn't... I don't have > the time to learn. And actually, I really don't want to learn > how to make it. It's a waste of time. But I really want > some for my under-construction retro website. Hey, > how about if you guys blow your time and make it for me? > Afterall, you are into this shit and have nothing better > to do with your lives. I'll truly be thankful for your efforts. > And I'll give credit for your crap, er, I mean work. > > signed, a new fan. Dear Joan, Since you are apparently a new fan of the askii scene, let me make a suggestion... Most of the regulars on alt.ascii-art will probably consider your post and summary request a little rude. They do indeed, waste their entire lives shitting out askee on their computers, but it's not considered sublte to remind everyone about it. I realize that no one wants to see text-art crap, and commend you for choosing material that's sure to downgrade your website. What a novel idea! Please do not worry about the wasted effort I put into your request, as I have just been sitting here, for two weeks, waiting for someone to request me to make another bowel movement. You are a godsend! Please - PLEASE - send me the details of your request, as soon as possible! I cannot possibly convey to you the haste with which I pray you reply. Jonathon R. Oglesbee oglesbee@ mail.fullnet.net P.S.: Hurry up! Before one of these other diarrhoeic individuals manages to merely squirt your request out by shear happenstance.
JRO wrote: > I cannot possibly convey to you the haste with which I pray you reply. > Why Jonathon! Sometimes you tok just like a city boy. ;) joris
joris bellenger <svz...@xs4all.nl> wrote in message news:375...@xs4all.nl... > > > JRO wrote: > > > I cannot possibly convey to you the haste with which I pray you reply. > > > > Why Jonathon! Sometimes you tok just like a city boy. > ;) > > joris It means nothing... Wasted youth, I suppose. Ignore it; I try to. JRO
joris bellenger <svz...@xs4all.nl> wrote in message news:375...@xs4all.nl... > I never got into ascii shit myself... only ascii puke. > > BBEEEUUUUUUAAAAAHHHHH... > > %%%%%% > %%%% = = > %%C > > _)' _( .' , > __/ |_/\ " *. o > /` \_\ \/ %`= '_ . > / ) \/| .^',*. , > /' /- o/ - " % '_ > /\_/ < = , ^ ~ . > )_o|----'| .` ' > ___// (_ - (\ > ///-( \' \\ b'ger > > > joris Perhaps we could get patches to colour this one? Haahaaahaa Andrew
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