Re: in need of a expert so to say..

Prudence <lo-...@erols.com> wrote in message news:7jcu2p$53l$1...@autumn.news.rcn.net...
> Jonathon,
> when someone uses shit in every shitty sentence to describe shit, talk about
> shit like what shit you had for dinner, or what a shitty day it is or shit
> confuses me occasionally, well shit, its just a lack of proper shit decorum
> sometimes...
>
> there are varying descriptive and exclamatory degrees of shit:
>
> "yer shittin me!"  - major surprise
> "no shit!" - suprise but not major
> "great shit!" - universally used to describe many things
> "what a crock of shit" - disbelief
>
> you understand my shit?
>
> *a shitty grin,
> Prudence
>
> *mischevious, playful


Dear Prudnece,

    This is not bad, for a piker. I appreciate the joke. Howeffer, I reckon thar
ain't no one here as sophisticated in the use of shit as I are... In real-life
tok, anyways. Here, everything is shit, alla time. I will give breif examples
you kin add to your list....

"I shit him".... meaning I fooled him, or; hmmm... kind of hard to describe.
                 Practically just what it says, I suppose.

"I shit you not"..... meaning I did not shit you.

"I'll shit all over you".... what I will do to you, will be that bad.

"This IS shit"..... something that is no good; conversely, something that IS good.

"This is some kind of shit"..... a good or bad thing or situation.

"This is real pretty shit"...... a good or bad situation.

"shit".... exclamation; or merely used to indicate attention, observation,
           education, something bad, or a fecal material.

"That's shit"....  something untrue, something good or bad, something that
                   is wonderful; a substance, such as food or drink. A thing,
                   such as a piece of music, or an automobile. Or a phrase
                   used to identify a fecal substance.

"Look out for the shit".... a warning.

"I'd like to see that shit".... used to indicate something that would be desirable to view.

"rat shit"........ no good.

"horse shit"...... the substance, or something that is untrue.

"bull shit"...... same as above.

"shit shit"...... indicating some shit that is just shit.

"pure shit" or (more popularly) "pure-dee shit"..... a pure form of shit.

"unshit".... to reverse some shit.

"shit himself"..... description of someone's shock, or an embarrassing situation.

"get the shit out"..... please leave. Conversely used to indicate a desire for someone to stay.

"slow shit"..... something or someone that is slow, or ignorant. Or slow, in a positive manner.

"heavy shit"..... cool. A large fecal deposit.

"lightweight shit"..... a person or thing that is not cool. Or a small fecal deposit.

"good shit"..... an indication of positive quality.

"bad shit"... an indication of negative quality; conversely, and indication of positive quality.

"shit here".... an announcement that something desirable can be found in this location. Or,
               letting people know where to.... .

"shit hot"..... something or someone who is really "with it", or "on top of things". I.E.: "He's
                shit hot."

"cold shit"...... someone did someone else wrong. A cold-hearted behavior.

"shitty"...... something no good.

"shit talk"...... although seemingly contradictive, used to indicate that a person's speech is
                  untrustworthy, excessive, or valuless.

"reshit"...... to do it over.

"oh, shit"..... exclamation that something bad has or is about to happen.

"shitfaced".... what I am right now, and that's why I am quitting.


    I could go on... for maybe another two days. Anway, if you happen to meet anyone from
Hughes County, Oklahoma, you will now have an idea of what they are talking about.

JRO

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