Re: in need of a expert so to say..

Spunk1111 <spu...@aol.comQQ> wrote in message news:199...@ng-fu1.aol.com...
> >Message-id: <01beae31$28a3b340$6cace5cf@custom>
>
> Hey ASCII newsgroup.!
> You guys have too much time on your hands.
> You're wasting your life sitting at your computer
> creating this ASCII shit.  Who needs it anyways?
> It's old, it's outdated, nobody likes to see it.
> Why use it  when there are so many better graphical
> formats?  No one should bother with this newsgroup
> or with this crap that you call "art".
>
> on the other hand --
>
> With 'retro' junk being in style, I want to make
> a KEWL new site using this old-style outdated crap.
> I tried to make ASCII shit  but I couldn't...  I don't have
> the time to learn.  And actually, I really don't want to learn
> how to make it.  It's a waste of time.  But I really want
> some for my under-construction retro website.  Hey,
> how about if you guys blow your time and make it for me?
> Afterall, you are into this shit and have nothing better
> to do with your lives. I'll truly be thankful for your efforts.
> And I'll give credit for your crap, er, I mean work.
>
> signed, a new fan.


Dear Joan,

    Since you are apparently a new fan of the askii scene, let me make
a suggestion...

    Most of the regulars on alt.ascii-art will probably consider your
post and summary request a little rude. They do indeed, waste their
entire lives shitting out askee on their computers, but it's not considered
sublte to remind everyone about it.

    I realize that no one wants to see text-art crap, and commend you for
choosing material that's sure to downgrade your website. What a novel idea!
Please do not worry about the wasted effort I put into your request, as I have
just been sitting here, for two weeks, waiting for someone to request me to
make another bowel movement. You are a godsend!

    Please - PLEASE - send me the details of your request, as soon as possible!
I cannot possibly convey to you the haste with which I pray you reply.

                    Jonathon R. Oglesbee
                    oglesbee@
                           mail.fullnet.net


P.S.: Hurry up! Before one of these other diarrhoeic individuals manages to
      merely squirt your request out by shear happenstance.

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