Re: in need of a expert so to say..

,............"JRO" typed the following...
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:Prudence <lo-...@erols.com> wrote in message news:7jcu2p$53l$1...@autumn.news.rcn.net...
:> Jonathon,
:> when someone uses shit in every shitty sentence to describe shit, talk about
:> shit like what shit you had for dinner, or what a shitty day it is or shit
:> confuses me occasionally, well shit, its just a lack of proper shit decorum
:> sometimes...
:>
:> there are varying descriptive and exclamatory degrees of shit:
:>
:> "yer shittin me!"  - major surprise
:> "no shit!" - suprise but not major
:> "great shit!" - universally used to describe many things
:> "what a crock of shit" - disbelief
:>
:> you understand my shit?
:>
:> *a shitty grin,
:> Prudence
:>
:> *mischevious, playful
:
:
:Dear Prudnece,
:
:    This is not bad, for a piker. I appreciate the joke. Howeffer, I reckon thar
:ain't no one here as sophisticated in the use of shit as I are... In real-life
:tok, anyways. Here, everything is shit, alla time. I will give breif examples
:you kin add to your list....
:
:"I shit him".... meaning I fooled him, or; hmmm... kind of hard to describe.
:                 Practically just what it says, I suppose.
:
:"I shit you not"..... meaning I did not shit you.
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:"I'll shit all over you".... what I will do to you, will be that bad.
:
:"This IS shit"..... something that is no good; conversely, something that IS good.
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:"This is some kind of shit"..... a good or bad thing or situation.
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:"This is real pretty shit"...... a good or bad situation.
:
:"shit".... exclamation; or merely used to indicate attention, observation,
:           education, something bad, or a fecal material.
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:"That's shit"....  something untrue, something good or bad, something that
:                   is wonderful; a substance, such as food or drink. A thing,
:                   such as a piece of music, or an automobile. Or a phrase
:                   used to identify a fecal substance.
:
:"Look out for the shit".... a warning.
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:"I'd like to see that shit".... used to indicate something that would be desirable to view.
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:"rat shit"........ no good.
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:"horse shit"...... the substance, or something that is untrue.
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:"bull shit"...... same as above.
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:"shit shit"...... indicating some shit that is just shit.
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:"pure shit" or (more popularly) "pure-dee shit"..... a pure form of shit.
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:"unshit".... to reverse some shit.
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:"shit himself"..... description of someone's shock, or an embarrassing situation.
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:"get the shit out"..... please leave. Conversely used to indicate a desire for someone to stay.
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:"slow shit"..... something or someone that is slow, or ignorant. Or slow, in a positive manner.
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:"heavy shit"..... cool. A large fecal deposit.
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:"lightweight shit"..... a person or thing that is not cool. Or a small fecal deposit.
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:"good shit"..... an indication of positive quality.
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:"bad shit"... an indication of negative quality; conversely, and indication of positive quality.
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:"shit here".... an announcement that something desirable can be found in this location. Or,
:               letting people know where to.... .
:
:"shit hot"..... something or someone who is really "with it", or "on top of things". I.E.: "He's
:                shit hot."
:
:"cold shit"...... someone did someone else wrong. A cold-hearted behavior.
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:"shitty"...... something no good.
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:"shit talk"...... although seemingly contradictive, used to indicate that a person's speech is
:                  untrustworthy, excessive, or valuless.
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:"reshit"...... to do it over.
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:"oh, shit"..... exclamation that something bad has or is about to happen.
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:"shitfaced".... what I am right now, and that's why I am quitting.
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:    I could go on... for maybe another two days. Anway, if you happen to meet anyone from
:Hughes County, Oklahoma, you will now have an idea of what they are talking about.
:
:JRO
:...................

Just out of curiousity... what's the past tense of 'shit'?

Shat? <---looks most likely
Shitted?
Shut? (naah!)
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      (  (          | Shit! He shat on mah lawn!  _>======
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       (\_             Heavy shit, man!
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,,,,,(______\,,,,,, "onnnnnn

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