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Original Usenet thread from alt.ascii-art, started 30 May 1999.
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YOURE NOT GOING TO BELIEVE THIS! 2880

YOURE NOT GOING TO BELIEVE THIS! 2880

alt.ascii-art · 6 messages · 30 May 1999 - 3 Jun 1999
Krogg <kro...@gtcom.net> ASCII art 30 May 1999 00:00 · permalink · report
ruf...@sssdfdf.org wrote:
> 
> hvertruouuzpzkyrgwhqzugbdrvppsnktztupofflkvkxspxbrbxncmtonctopobmsuvbsbtmzwtjwbyseb


Shit,I caint evin reed it....how ami gonna beleevit.

I will put in inna my tranzlator.....

  ||hvertruouuzpz||
  ||kyrgwhqzugbdr||
  |\vppsnktztupof/|
   \\flkvkxspxbr//
    \\ bxncmto///
     |\\nctop//|
     |\\obmsu//|
     |\\vbsbt//|
     |\\mzwtj//|
     |\\wbyse//|
     \\\\\b/////
       \\\ ///
      [### ###]
      [### ###]

Shit....It got jammed..I guess ill never know.


         
-- 


|"""""<`.THE PRINCE ,'>"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""|
|      `.`/""""""\,','            my sig is too big,      |
|SEE HIS (  /   \ \' SEE HIS      but its really cool.    |
| FACE    \/<> <>\/   SMILE                               |
|         /   W   \          Visit my ascii art site:     |
|       ,'\_|||||_/`.  http://www.gtcom.net/~krogg/ascii/ |
|     ,','   |||   `.`.     kro...@gtcom.net    |
|____<,' TIME TO DIE `.>____Remove no.to.spam to reply____|

JRO <ogl...@mail.fullnet.net-remove> ASCII art 30 May 1999 00:00 · permalink · report
Krogg <kro...@gtcom.net> wrote in message news:375...@gtcom.net...
> ruf...@sssdfdf.org wrote:
> >
> > hvertruouuzpzkyrgwhqzugbdrvppsnktztupofflkvkxspxbrbxncmtonctopobmsuvbsbtmzwtjwbyseb
>
>
> Shit,I caint evin reed it....how ami gonna beleevit.
>

        "Aaww, he cannot
         read the message,
             Twxlt."
               /
          \__/         \__/
      (\  (__)         (__)
       \\//()\\      .//()\\ \
        \/\__//      .\\__// "Not only that, but if I
          //\\         ||||   understand correctly, he
          \\ \\        ||||  has befouled himself trying!"
          (_)(_)      (_)(_)


> I will put in inna my tranzlator.....
>
>   ||hvertruouuzpz||
>   ||kyrgwhqzugbdr||
>   |\vppsnktztupof/|
>    \\flkvkxspxbr//
>     \\ bxncmto///
>      |\\nctop//|
>      |\\obmsu//|
>      |\\vbsbt//|
>      |\\mzwtj//|
>      |\\wbyse//|
>      \\\\\b/////
>        \\\ ///
>       [### ###]
>       [### ###]
>
> Shit....It got jammed..I guess ill never know.

   "My knee itches... Look!
   Now his translator is
     malfunctioning."
             /
           \__/      \__/
           (__)      (__)  /)
         .//()\\   .//()\\// \
         //\__//   .\\__/\/ "About what you can expect from
         \)//||      ||||    one of these Terran-Proto-Beings,
          .\\||      ||||    Zrbtz. That's not a translator,
           (_)_)    (_)(_)   it's a sanitary unit! Improper
                            use has caused him to befoul him-
                                   self, once again."


> |"""""<`.THE PRINCE ,'>""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""|
> |      `.`/""""""\,','            my sig is too big,       |
> |SEE HIS (  /   \ \' SEE HIS      but its really cool.     |
> | FACE    \/<> <>\/   SMILE                                |__/
> |         /   W   \          Visit my ascii art site:     (\oo)
> |       ,'\_|||||_/`.  http://www.gtcom.net/~krogg/ascii/ .\\// \
> |     ,','   |||   `.`.     kro...@gtcom.net     |\/ "Why, this is his electronic
> |____<,' TIME TO DIE `.>____Remove no.to.spam to reply_____|/\\  address, station locale,
                                                           //  //      and portrait."
                                                          (_)  (_)
          \__/ /)
          (__)//
        .//() / \
        .\\__/ "Just what is this mess,
          ||||        Twxlt?"
          ||||
         (_)(_)



  "It is my decision that
   we should translate this
   message for the information
   of this Terro-Creature."
         \
            \__/         \__/
            (oo)         (oo)  /)
          .//~~\\      .//~~\\//
          .\\__//      .\\__/\/ \
            ||||         |||| "I am in complete concurrence
            ||||         ||||  with you, and let us be quick!
           (_)(_)       (_)(_) Before he has another accident."





> ruf...@sssdfdf.org wrote:
> >
> > hvertruouuzpzkyrgwhqzugbdrvppsnktztupofflkvkxspxbrbxncmtonctopobmsuvbsbtmzwtjwbyseb


 "This message reads: Help! I am called Rufnug, and I do not speak
  Finnish. I require assistance, as I am trapped in a waste disposal
  facility. My scales cannot endure subversion in blue grunt from
  the gartblix sorthug! Please send 50 quarlitz, so I can get a
              marfuln from thleeb."
                   /
            \__/                  \__/
            (__)              (\  (__)  /)
          .//()\\              \\//()\\// \
          .\\__//               \/\__/\/ "Yes, isn't it obvious?"
            ||||                  ||||
            ||||                  ||||
           (_)(_)                (_)(_)




                     "Now we are faced with a dilemma...
                   Would you send Rufnug the 50 quarlitz?"
                              /
                           \__/        \__/
                           (oo)        (oo) (\
                         .//~~\\     .//~~\\//
                         .\\__//     .\\__/\/ \
                           ||\\        //\\ "You must be kidding! That scam is all
                           ||//       // //  over the Galactic Arm! The bardtlx can
                          (_)_)      (_)(_)     subvert, for all I cogitate!"



                   "Well, at least we
                    were able to help
                    the Terrans again."
                           \
                            \   \__/        \__/
                                (oo)        (oo)
                              .//~~\\     .//~~\\
                              .\\__//     .\\__// \
                                //\\        //\\  "Yes, Zrbtz. Our good
                               // //       // //   deeds are manifest...
                              (_)(_)      (_)(_)    Back to the saucer!"




     Jonathon R. Oglesbee
     oglesbee@
              mail.fullnet.net

Richard Harlos <ple...@my_sig.com> ASCII art 31 May 1999 00:00 · permalink · report
Oh my!!   My sides ache from laughing so hard!!

Thank you for that very, VERY funny ascii-toon!!  :)
--                                
   .~.   Richard Harlos <QuaDZeRo>            email me at:
   /V\                                        
  // \\        L  I  N  U  X                  draco_relish
 /(   )\     phear the penguin                at yahoo.com
  ^^-^^ 


JRO <37520fa6.0@206.103.97.91> wrote:

: 
: Krogg <kro...@gtcom.net> wrote in message news:375...@gtcom.net...
: > ruf...@sssdfdf.org wrote:
: > >
: > > hvertruouuzpzkyrgwhqzugbdrvppsnktztupofflkvkxspxbrbxncmtonctopobmsuvbsbtmzwtjwbyseb
: >
: >
: > Shit,I caint evin reed it....how ami gonna beleevit.
: >
: 
:         "Aaww, he cannot
:          read the message,
:              Twxlt."
:                /
:           \__/         \__/
:       (\  (__)         (__)
:        \\//()\\      .//()\\ \
:         \/\__//      .\\__// "Not only that, but if I
:           //\\         ||||   understand correctly, he
:           \\ \\        ||||  has befouled himself trying!"
:           (_)(_)      (_)(_)
: 
: 
: > I will put in inna my tranzlator.....
: >
: >   ||hvertruouuzpz||
: >   ||kyrgwhqzugbdr||
: >   |\vppsnktztupof/|
: >    \\flkvkxspxbr//
: >     \\ bxncmto///
: >      |\\nctop//|
: >      |\\obmsu//|
: >      |\\vbsbt//|
: >      |\\mzwtj//|
: >      |\\wbyse//|
: >      \\\\\b/////
: >        \\\ ///
: >       [### ###]
: >       [### ###]
: >
: > Shit....It got jammed..I guess ill never know.
: 
:    "My knee itches... Look!
:    Now his translator is
:      malfunctioning."
:              /
:            \__/      \__/
:            (__)      (__)  /)
:          .//()\\   .//()\\// \
:          //\__//   .\\__/\/ "About what you can expect from
:          \)//||      ||||    one of these Terran-Proto-Beings,
:           .\\||      ||||    Zrbtz. That's not a translator,
:            (_)_)    (_)(_)   it's a sanitary unit! Improper
:                             use has caused him to befoul him-
:                                    self, once again."
: 
: 
: > |"""""<`.THE PRINCE ,'>""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""|
: > |      `.`/""""""\,','            my sig is too big,       |
: > |SEE HIS (  /   \ \' SEE HIS      but its really cool.     |
: > | FACE    \/<> <>\/   SMILE                                |__/
: > |         /   W   \          Visit my ascii art site:     (\oo)
: > |       ,'\_|||||_/`.  http://www.gtcom.net/~krogg/ascii/ .\\// \
: > |     ,','   |||   `.`.     kro...@gtcom.net     |\/ "Why, this is his electronic
: > |____<,' TIME TO DIE `.>____Remove no.to.spam to reply_____|/\\  address, station locale,
:                                                            //  //      and portrait."
:                                                           (_)  (_)
:           \__/ /)
:           (__)//
:         .//() / \
:         .\\__/ "Just what is this mess,
:           ||||        Twxlt?"
:           ||||
:          (_)(_)
: 
: 
: 
:   "It is my decision that
:    we should translate this
:    message for the information
:    of this Terro-Creature."
:          \
:             \__/         \__/
:             (oo)         (oo)  /)
:           .//~~\\      .//~~\\//
:           .\\__//      .\\__/\/ \
:             ||||         |||| "I am in complete concurrence
:             ||||         ||||  with you, and let us be quick!
:            (_)(_)       (_)(_) Before he has another accident."
: 
: 
: 
: 
: 
: > ruf...@sssdfdf.org wrote:
: > >
: > > hvertruouuzpzkyrgwhqzugbdrvppsnktztupofflkvkxspxbrbxncmtonctopobmsuvbsbtmzwtjwbyseb
: 
: 
:  "This message reads: Help! I am called Rufnug, and I do not speak
:   Finnish. I require assistance, as I am trapped in a waste disposal
:   facility. My scales cannot endure subversion in blue grunt from
:   the gartblix sorthug! Please send 50 quarlitz, so I can get a
:               marfuln from thleeb."
:                    /
:             \__/                  \__/
:             (__)              (\  (__)  /)
:           .//()\\              \\//()\\// \
:           .\\__//               \/\__/\/ "Yes, isn't it obvious?"
:             ||||                  ||||
:             ||||                  ||||
:            (_)(_)                (_)(_)
: 
: 
: 
: 
:                      "Now we are faced with a dilemma...
:                    Would you send Rufnug the 50 quarlitz?"
:                               /
:                            \__/        \__/
:                            (oo)        (oo) (\
:                          .//~~\\     .//~~\\//
:                          .\\__//     .\\__/\/ \
:                            ||\\        //\\ "You must be kidding! That scam is all
:                            ||//       // //  over the Galactic Arm! The bardtlx can
:                           (_)_)      (_)(_)     subvert, for all I cogitate!"
: 
: 
: 
:                    "Well, at least we
:                     were able to help
:                     the Terrans again."
:                            \
:                             \   \__/        \__/
:                                 (oo)        (oo)
:                               .//~~\\     .//~~\\
:                               .\\__//     .\\__// \
:                                 //\\        //\\  "Yes, Zrbtz. Our good
:                                // //       // //   deeds are manifest...
:                               (_)(_)      (_)(_)    Back to the saucer!"
: 
: 
: 
: 
:      Jonathon R. Oglesbee
:      oglesbee@
:               mail.fullnet.net
: 
: 
: 

llizard <lli...@iNOdirect.ca> ASCII art 2 Jun 1999 00:00 · permalink · report
In article <37520fa6.0@206.103.97.91>, "JRO"
<ogl...@mail.fullnet.net-remove> wrote:
> 
> Krogg <kro...@gtcom.net> wrote in message news:375...@gtcom.net...
> > ruf...@sssdfdf.org wrote:
> > >
> > > hvertruouuzpzkyrgwhqzugbdrvppsnktztupofflkvkxspxbrbxncmtonctopobmsuvbsbtmzwtjwbyseb
> >
> >
> > Shit,I caint evin reed it....how ami gonna beleevit.
> >
> 
>         "Aaww, he cannot
>          read the message,
>              Twxlt."
>                /
>           \__/         \__/
>       (\  (__)         (__)
>        \\//()\\      .//()\\ \
>         \/\__//      .\\__// "Not only that, but if I
>           //\\         ||||   understand correctly, he
>           \\ \\        ||||  has befouled himself trying!"
>           (_)(_)      (_)(_)
> 
> > I will put in inna my tranzlator.....
> >
> >   ||hvertruouuzpz||
> >   ||kyrgwhqzugbdr||
> >   |\vppsnktztupof/|
> >    \\flkvkxspxbr//
> >     \\ bxncmto///
> >      |\\nctop//|
> >      |\\obmsu//|
> >      |\\vbsbt//|
> >      |\\mzwtj//|
> >      |\\wbyse//|
> >      \\\\\b/////
> >        \\\ ///
> >       [### ###]
> >       [### ###]
> >
> > Shit....It got jammed..I guess ill never know.
> 
>    "My knee itches... Look!
>    Now his translator is
>      malfunctioning."
>              /
>            \__/      \__/
>            (__)      (__)  /)
>          .//()\\   .//()\\// \
>          //\__//   .\\__/\/ "About what you can expect from
>          \)//||      ||||    one of these Terran-Proto-Beings,
>           .\\||      ||||    Zrbtz. That's not a translator,
>            (_)_)    (_)(_)   it's a sanitary unit! Improper
[snip]
>                    "Well, at least we
>                     were able to help
>                     the Terrans again."
>                            \
>                             \   \__/        \__/
>                                 (oo)        (oo)
>                               .//~~\\     .//~~\\
>                               .\\__//     .\\__// \
>                                 //\\        //\\  "Yes, Zrbtz. Our good
>                                // //       // //   deeds are manifest...
>                               (_)(_)      (_)(_)    Back to the saucer!"
> 
>      Jonathon R. Oglesbee
>      oglesbee@
>               mail.fullnet.net
.
         ___ ha  !/\
       _/  ha ---%^^^,
      |_____|ha / \/ >
        ---  ==     >
      [_____]    __>,^
  ejm  |   |    //| |


NOTE: I do not pick up my mail from the idirect address. If you
are e-mailing and hit the reply button, add an "e" to "freent";
its absense is to stop the torment of automatic mailers.
--
        ___                                     llizard aka ejm
      _/   |            /     ha    cq547@freene+.+oron+o.on.ca
     |_____|           |,^%--- ha
       ---  ==         <   \ ha  ...now THAT was funny.
     [_____]   __    \ > \ 
  ejm |   |    __| /\/>^^ \ www.geocities.com/SoHo/Studios/9334/

Richard Harlos wrote:

> Oh my!!   My sides ache from laughing so hard!!
>
> Thank you for that very, VERY funny ascii-toon!!  :)
> --
>    .~.   Richard Harlos <QuaDZeRo>            email me at:
>    /V\
>   // \\        L  I  N  U  X                  draco_relish
>  /(   )\     phear the penguin                at yahoo.com
>   ^^-^^

Yes that was great...!!!!!!

This is a great penguin.....different from any I've seen before. Great job.


DugWah2 wrote in message <375...@yahoo.com>...
>Richard Harlos wrote:
>
>> Oh my!!   My sides ache from laughing so hard!!
>>
>> Thank you for that very, VERY funny ascii-toon!!  :)
>> --
>>    .~.   Richard Harlos <QuaDZeRo>            email me at:
>>    /V\
>>   // \\        L  I  N  U  X                  draco_relish
>>  /(   )\     phear the penguin                at yahoo.com
>>   ^^-^^
>
>Yes that was great...!!!!!!
>
>

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