Re: YOURE NOT GOING TO BELIEVE THIS! 2880

Krogg <kro...@gtcom.net> wrote in message news:375...@gtcom.net...
> ruf...@sssdfdf.org wrote:
> >
> > hvertruouuzpzkyrgwhqzugbdrvppsnktztupofflkvkxspxbrbxncmtonctopobmsuvbsbtmzwtjwbyseb
>
>
> Shit,I caint evin reed it....how ami gonna beleevit.
>

        "Aaww, he cannot
         read the message,
             Twxlt."
               /
          \__/         \__/
      (\  (__)         (__)
       \\//()\\      .//()\\ \
        \/\__//      .\\__// "Not only that, but if I
          //\\         ||||   understand correctly, he
          \\ \\        ||||  has befouled himself trying!"
          (_)(_)      (_)(_)


> I will put in inna my tranzlator.....
>
>   ||hvertruouuzpz||
>   ||kyrgwhqzugbdr||
>   |\vppsnktztupof/|
>    \\flkvkxspxbr//
>     \\ bxncmto///
>      |\\nctop//|
>      |\\obmsu//|
>      |\\vbsbt//|
>      |\\mzwtj//|
>      |\\wbyse//|
>      \\\\\b/////
>        \\\ ///
>       [### ###]
>       [### ###]
>
> Shit....It got jammed..I guess ill never know.

   "My knee itches... Look!
   Now his translator is
     malfunctioning."
             /
           \__/      \__/
           (__)      (__)  /)
         .//()\\   .//()\\// \
         //\__//   .\\__/\/ "About what you can expect from
         \)//||      ||||    one of these Terran-Proto-Beings,
          .\\||      ||||    Zrbtz. That's not a translator,
           (_)_)    (_)(_)   it's a sanitary unit! Improper
                            use has caused him to befoul him-
                                   self, once again."


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> |      `.`/""""""\,','            my sig is too big,       |
> |SEE HIS (  /   \ \' SEE HIS      but its really cool.     |
> | FACE    \/<> <>\/   SMILE                                |__/
> |         /   W   \          Visit my ascii art site:     (\oo)
> |       ,'\_|||||_/`.  http://www.gtcom.net/~krogg/ascii/ .\\// \
> |     ,','   |||   `.`.     kro...@gtcom.net     |\/ "Why, this is his electronic
> |____<,' TIME TO DIE `.>____Remove no.to.spam to reply_____|/\\  address, station locale,
                                                           //  //      and portrait."
                                                          (_)  (_)
          \__/ /)
          (__)//
        .//() / \
        .\\__/ "Just what is this mess,
          ||||        Twxlt?"
          ||||
         (_)(_)



  "It is my decision that
   we should translate this
   message for the information
   of this Terro-Creature."
         \
            \__/         \__/
            (oo)         (oo)  /)
          .//~~\\      .//~~\\//
          .\\__//      .\\__/\/ \
            ||||         |||| "I am in complete concurrence
            ||||         ||||  with you, and let us be quick!
           (_)(_)       (_)(_) Before he has another accident."





> ruf...@sssdfdf.org wrote:
> >
> > hvertruouuzpzkyrgwhqzugbdrvppsnktztupofflkvkxspxbrbxncmtonctopobmsuvbsbtmzwtjwbyseb


 "This message reads: Help! I am called Rufnug, and I do not speak
  Finnish. I require assistance, as I am trapped in a waste disposal
  facility. My scales cannot endure subversion in blue grunt from
  the gartblix sorthug! Please send 50 quarlitz, so I can get a
              marfuln from thleeb."
                   /
            \__/                  \__/
            (__)              (\  (__)  /)
          .//()\\              \\//()\\// \
          .\\__//               \/\__/\/ "Yes, isn't it obvious?"
            ||||                  ||||
            ||||                  ||||
           (_)(_)                (_)(_)




                     "Now we are faced with a dilemma...
                   Would you send Rufnug the 50 quarlitz?"
                              /
                           \__/        \__/
                           (oo)        (oo) (\
                         .//~~\\     .//~~\\//
                         .\\__//     .\\__/\/ \
                           ||\\        //\\ "You must be kidding! That scam is all
                           ||//       // //  over the Galactic Arm! The bardtlx can
                          (_)_)      (_)(_)     subvert, for all I cogitate!"



                   "Well, at least we
                    were able to help
                    the Terrans again."
                           \
                            \   \__/        \__/
                                (oo)        (oo)
                              .//~~\\     .//~~\\
                              .\\__//     .\\__// \
                                //\\        //\\  "Yes, Zrbtz. Our good
                               // //       // //   deeds are manifest...
                              (_)(_)      (_)(_)    Back to the saucer!"




     Jonathon R. Oglesbee
     oglesbee@
              mail.fullnet.net

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