Re: YOURE NOT GOING TO BELIEVE THIS! 2880
From Richard Harlos <ple...@my_sig.com>
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· 31 May 1999 00:00 · View full thread
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Oh my!! My sides ache from laughing so hard!! Thank you for that very, VERY funny ascii-toon!! :) -- .~. Richard Harlos <QuaDZeRo> email me at: /V\ // \\ L I N U X draco_relish /( )\ phear the penguin at yahoo.com ^^-^^ JRO <37520fa6.0@206.103.97.91> wrote: : : Krogg <kro...@gtcom.net> wrote in message news:375...@gtcom.net... : > ruf...@sssdfdf.org wrote: : > > : > > hvertruouuzpzkyrgwhqzugbdrvppsnktztupofflkvkxspxbrbxncmtonctopobmsuvbsbtmzwtjwbyseb : > : > : > Shit,I caint evin reed it....how ami gonna beleevit. : > : : "Aaww, he cannot : read the message, : Twxlt." : / : \__/ \__/ : (\ (__) (__) : \\//()\\ .//()\\ \ : \/\__// .\\__// "Not only that, but if I : //\\ |||| understand correctly, he : \\ \\ |||| has befouled himself trying!" : (_)(_) (_)(_) : : : > I will put in inna my tranzlator..... : > : > ||hvertruouuzpz|| : > ||kyrgwhqzugbdr|| : > |\vppsnktztupof/| : > \\flkvkxspxbr// : > \\ bxncmto/// : > |\\nctop//| : > |\\obmsu//| : > |\\vbsbt//| : > |\\mzwtj//| : > |\\wbyse//| : > \\\\\b///// : > \\\ /// : > [### ###] : > [### ###] : > : > Shit....It got jammed..I guess ill never know. : : "My knee itches... Look! : Now his translator is : malfunctioning." : / : \__/ \__/ : (__) (__) /) : .//()\\ .//()\\// \ : //\__// .\\__/\/ "About what you can expect from : \)//|| |||| one of these Terran-Proto-Beings, : .\\|| |||| Zrbtz. That's not a translator, : (_)_) (_)(_) it's a sanitary unit! Improper : use has caused him to befoul him- : self, once again." : : : > |"""""<`.THE PRINCE ,'>""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""| : > | `.`/""""""\,',' my sig is too big, | : > |SEE HIS ( / \ \' SEE HIS but its really cool. | : > | FACE \/<> <>\/ SMILE |__/ : > | / W \ Visit my ascii art site: (\oo) : > | ,'\_|||||_/`. http://www.gtcom.net/~krogg/ascii/ .\\// \ : > | ,',' ||| `.`. kro...@gtcom.net |\/ "Why, this is his electronic : > |____<,' TIME TO DIE `.>____Remove no.to.spam to reply_____|/\\ address, station locale, : // // and portrait." : (_) (_) : \__/ /) : (__)// : .//() / \ : .\\__/ "Just what is this mess, : |||| Twxlt?" : |||| : (_)(_) : : : : "It is my decision that : we should translate this : message for the information : of this Terro-Creature." : \ : \__/ \__/ : (oo) (oo) /) : .//~~\\ .//~~\\// : .\\__// .\\__/\/ \ : |||| |||| "I am in complete concurrence : |||| |||| with you, and let us be quick! : (_)(_) (_)(_) Before he has another accident." : : : : : : > ruf...@sssdfdf.org wrote: : > > : > > hvertruouuzpzkyrgwhqzugbdrvppsnktztupofflkvkxspxbrbxncmtonctopobmsuvbsbtmzwtjwbyseb : : : "This message reads: Help! I am called Rufnug, and I do not speak : Finnish. I require assistance, as I am trapped in a waste disposal : facility. My scales cannot endure subversion in blue grunt from : the gartblix sorthug! Please send 50 quarlitz, so I can get a : marfuln from thleeb." : / : \__/ \__/ : (__) (\ (__) /) : .//()\\ \\//()\\// \ : .\\__// \/\__/\/ "Yes, isn't it obvious?" : |||| |||| : |||| |||| : (_)(_) (_)(_) : : : : : "Now we are faced with a dilemma... : Would you send Rufnug the 50 quarlitz?" : / : \__/ \__/ : (oo) (oo) (\ : .//~~\\ .//~~\\// : .\\__// .\\__/\/ \ : ||\\ //\\ "You must be kidding! That scam is all : ||// // // over the Galactic Arm! The bardtlx can : (_)_) (_)(_) subvert, for all I cogitate!" : : : : "Well, at least we : were able to help : the Terrans again." : \ : \ \__/ \__/ : (oo) (oo) : .//~~\\ .//~~\\ : .\\__// .\\__// \ : //\\ //\\ "Yes, Zrbtz. Our good : // // // // deeds are manifest... : (_)(_) (_)(_) Back to the saucer!" : : : : : Jonathon R. Oglesbee : oglesbee@ : mail.fullnet.net : : :
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X-Google-Language: ENGLISH,ASCII-7-bit X-Google-Thread: f996b,864acb6dc46051ce X-Google-Attributes: gidf996b,public From: please_see@my_sig.com (Richard Harlos) Subject: Re: YOURE NOT GOING TO BELIEVE THIS! 2880 Date: 1999/05/31 Message-ID: <375...@nntp.adelphia.net> X-Deja-AN: 483984810 Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit References: <7isjeq$5qjv$419...@news.ruraltel.net> <375...@gtcom.net> <37520fa6.0@206.103.97.91> Content-Type: text/plain; charset=us-ascii X-Complaints-To: abu...@adelphia.net X-Trace: server1.news.adelphia.net 928134647 24.48.72.163 (Mon, 31 May 1999 03:10:47 EDT) MIME-Version: 1.0 NNTP-Posting-Date: Mon, 31 May 1999 03:10:47 EDT Newsgroups: alt.ascii-art
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