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ASCII Art Fart for Thu, Jan 27, '00

alt.ascii-art · 33 messages · 3 Feb 2000 - 8 Feb 2000
Ool <Ulr...@t-online.de> 3 Feb 2000 00:00 · permalink · report
Jan-Erik Finnberg <whe...@icenet.no.spam.please.fi> wrote in message news:sZe...@4ax.com...
> On 27 Jan 2000 16:54:07 GMT, buf...@alcyone.com (Tran Q. Nguyen) wrote:

> >      I'M DRIVEN BY A PEDOPHILE

> Man, that was propably the most un-funny thing I have ever seen.

Are you saying I should remove that bumper sticker from my car?


--
  __    "Muscles of All Limbs, Unite!
('__`>                      You Have Nothing to Lose But Your Sinews."
// ^(   �OOL mm
`\_-/   http://home.t-online.de/home/ulrich.schreglmann/images/00L.gif

On Thu, 3 Feb 2000 15:56:11 +0100, "Ool"
<Ulr...@t-online.de> wrote:

>>>      I'M DRIVEN BY A PEDOPHILE

>> Man, that was propably the most un-funny thing I have ever seen.

>Are you saying I should remove that bumper sticker from my car?

LOL!

>  __    "Muscles of All Limbs, Unite!
>('__`>                      You Have Nothing to Lose But Your Sinews."
>// ^(   �OOL mm
>`\_-/   http://home.t-online.de/home/ulrich.schreglmann/images/00L.gif

More imitation ascii art fart: (nothing personal, just keeping this
on-topic)
  __    
('__`>  I HAVE FAG TRIANGLE EYES!
// ^(   
`\_-/


Just to give you some ammo, in case you want to get even:   
                ___
            ,-'"   "`-.
          ,'_          `.              
         / / \  ,-       \             
    __   | \_0 ---        |            
   /  |  |                |            
   \  \  `--.______,-/    |            
 ___)  \  ,--""    ,/     |            
/    _  \ \-_____,-      /             
\__-/ \  | `.          ,'              
  \___/ <    �--------'                
   \__/\ | Wny                         
    \__//
-- 
Jan-Erik Finnberg    whe...@icenet.no.spam.please.fi     ICQ:49316651
http://www.saunalahti.fi/~wheany/FFVII/ FF7 midis and not much more!!
http://www.saunalahti.fi/~wheany/nethack/ Nethack 3.3.0 download
"Sometimes a metaphor is just a metaphor"

James E. <jre...@idirect.com> ASCII art 5 Feb 2000 00:00 · permalink · report
Jan-Erik Finnberg <whe...@icenet.no.spam.please.fi> wrote in message
news:PwO...@4ax.com...
> On Thu, 3 Feb 2000 15:56:11 +0100, "Ool"
> <Ulr...@t-online.de> wrote:
>
> >>>      I'M DRIVEN BY A PEDOPHILE
>
> >> Man, that was propably the most un-funny thing I have ever seen.
>
> >Are you saying I should remove that bumper sticker from my car?
>
> LOL!
>
> >  __    "Muscles of All Limbs, Unite!
> >('__`>                      You Have Nothing to Lose But Your Sinews."
> >// ^(   �OOL mm
> >`\_-/   http://home.t-online.de/home/ulrich.schreglmann/images/00L.gif
>
> More imitation ascii art fart: (nothing personal, just keeping this
> on-topic)
>   __
> ('__`>  I HAVE FAG TRIANGLE EYES!
> //

> `\_-/
>
>
> Just to give you some ammo, in case you want to get even:
>                 ___
>             ,-'"   "`-.
>           ,'_          `.
>          / / \  ,-       \
>     __   | \_0 ---        |
>    /  |  |                |
>    \  \  `--.______,-/    |
>  ___)  \  ,--""    ,/     |
> /    _  \ \-_____,-      /
> \__-/ \  | `.          ,'
>   \___/ <    �--------'
>    \__/\ | Wny
>     \__//
> --

                 ___
             ,-'"   "`-.
           ,'_          `.
          / / \  ,-       \
     __   | \_0 ---        |     I LIKE THE
    /  |  |                |     TASTE OF DICK!
    \  \  `--.______,-/    |
  ___)  \  ,--""    ,/     |
 /    _  \ \-_____,-      /
 \__-/ \  | `.          ,'
   \___/ <    �--------'
    \__/\ | Wny
     \__//

James E. <jre...@idirect.com> ASCII art 6 Feb 2000 00:00 · permalink · report
Millennial Catastrophe <mo...@xisabatad.tacdem> wrote in message
news:87ijkv$1b$1...@pookiehead.databasix.com...
> James E. <jre...@idirect.com> wrote:
>
> > Jan-Erik Finnberg <whe...@icenet.no.spam.please.fi> wrote in message
> > news:PwO...@4ax.com...
> > > On Thu, 3 Feb 2000 15:56:11 +0100, "Ool"
> > > <Ulr...@t-online.de> wrote:
> > >
> > > >>>      I'M DRIVEN BY A PEDOPHILE
> > >
> > > >> Man, that was propably the most un-funny thing I have ever seen.
> > >
> > > >Are you saying I should remove that bumper sticker from my car?
> > >
> > > LOL!
> > >
> > > >  __    "Muscles of All Limbs, Unite!
> > > >('__`>                      You Have Nothing to Lose But Your
Sinews."
> > > >// ^(   �OOL mm
> > > >`\_-/
http://home.t-online.de/home/ulrich.schreglmann/images/00L.gif
> > >
> > > More imitation ascii art fart: (nothing personal, just keeping this
> > > on-topic)
> > >   __
> > > ('__`>  I HAVE FAG TRIANGLE EYES!
> > > //

> > > `\_-/
> > >
> > >
> > > Just to give you some ammo, in case you want to get even:
> > >                 ___
> > >             ,-'"   "`-.
> > >           ,'_          `.
> > >          / / \  ,-       \
> > >     __   | \_0 ---        |
> > >    /  |  |                |
> > >    \  \  `--.______,-/    |
> > >  ___)  \  ,--""    ,/     |
> > > /    _  \ \-_____,-      /
> > > \__-/ \  | `.          ,'
> > >   \___/ <    �--------'
> > >    \__/\ | Wny
> > >     \__//
> > > --
> >
> >                  ___
> >              ,-'"   "`-.
> >            ,'_          `.
> >           / / \  ,-       \
> >      __   | \_0 ---        |     I LIKE THE
> >     /  |  |                |     TASTE OF DICK!
> >     \  \  `--.______,-/    |
> >   ___)  \  ,--""    ,/     |
> >  /    _  \ \-_____,-      /
> >  \__-/ \  | `.          ,'
> >    \___/ <    �--------'
> >     \__/\ | Wny
> >      \__//
>
>
>                                       _,-/\^---,
>                ;"~~~~~~~~";          _/;; ~~  {0 `---v
>              ;" :::::   :: "\_     _/   ;;     ~ _../
>            ;" ;;    ;;;       \___/::    ;;,'~~~~
>          ;"  ;;;;.    ;;     ;;;    ::   ,/   OOH I NEED A
>         / ;;   ;;;______;;;;  ;;;    ::,/   SHIT SO BAD
>        /;;V_;; _-~~~~~~~~~~;_  ;;;   ,/
>       | :/ / ,/              \_  ~~)/
>       |:| / /~~~=              \;; \~~=
>       ;:;{::~~~~~~=              \__~~~=
>    ;~~:;  ~~~~~~~~~               ~~~~~~
>    \/~~
> Brian Thomas


               ,       ,
              /(       )`
              \ \__   / |
              /- _ `-/  '
             (/\/ \ \   /\
             / /   | `    \
             O O   )      |
             `-^--'`<     '
            (_.)  _ )    /      SHOVE THIS UP
             `.___/`    /       MY ASS OH GOD
               `-----' /        PS:
  <----.     __ / __   \        FAG TITS COCK
  <----|====O)))==) \) /====
  <----'    `--' `.__,' \
               |         |
                \       /
            ____( (_   / \______
          ,'  ,----'   |        \
          `--{__________)       \/

James E. <jre...@idirect.com> wrote:

> Millennial Catastrophe <mo...@xisabatad.tacdem> wrote in message
> news:87ijkv$1b$1...@pookiehead.databasix.com...
> > James E. <jre...@idirect.com> wrote:
> >
> > > Jan-Erik Finnberg <whe...@icenet.no.spam.please.fi> wrote in message
> > > news:PwO...@4ax.com...
> > > > On Thu, 3 Feb 2000 15:56:11 +0100, "Ool"
> > > > <Ulr...@t-online.de> wrote:
> > > >
> > > > >>>      I'M DRIVEN BY A PEDOPHILE
> > > >
> > > > >> Man, that was propably the most un-funny thing I have ever seen.
> > > >
> > > > >Are you saying I should remove that bumper sticker from my car?
> > > >
> > > > LOL!
> > > >
> > > > >  __    "Muscles of All Limbs, Unite!
> > > > >('__`>                      You Have Nothing to Lose But Your
> Sinews."
> > > > >// ^(   �OOL mm
> > > > >`\_-/
> http://home.t-online.de/home/ulrich.schreglmann/images/00L.gif
> > > >
> > > > More imitation ascii art fart: (nothing personal, just keeping this
> > > > on-topic)
> > > >   __
> > > > ('__`>  I HAVE FAG TRIANGLE EYES!
> > > > //
> 
> > > > `\_-/
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > Just to give you some ammo, in case you want to get even:
> > > >                 ___
> > > >             ,-'"   "`-.
> > > >           ,'_          `.
> > > >          / / \  ,-       \
> > > >     __   | \_0 ---        |
> > > >    /  |  |                |
> > > >    \  \  `--.______,-/    |
> > > >  ___)  \  ,--""    ,/     |
> > > > /    _  \ \-_____,-      /
> > > > \__-/ \  | `.          ,'
> > > >   \___/ <    �--------'
> > > >    \__/\ | Wny
> > > >     \__//
> > > > --
> > >
> > >                  ___
> > >              ,-'"   "`-.
> > >            ,'_          `.
> > >           / / \  ,-       \
> > >      __   | \_0 ---        |     I LIKE THE
> > >     /  |  |                |     TASTE OF DICK!
> > >     \  \  `--.______,-/    |
> > >   ___)  \  ,--""    ,/     |
> > >  /    _  \ \-_____,-      /
> > >  \__-/ \  | `.          ,'
> > >    \___/ <    �--------'
> > >     \__/\ | Wny
> > >      \__//
> >
> >
> >                                       _,-/\^---,
> >                ;"~~~~~~~~";          _/;; ~~  {0 `---v
> >              ;" :::::   :: "\_     _/   ;;     ~ _../
> >            ;" ;;    ;;;       \___/::    ;;,'~~~~
> >          ;"  ;;;;.    ;;     ;;;    ::   ,/   OOH I NEED A
> >         / ;;   ;;;______;;;;  ;;;    ::,/   SHIT SO BAD
> >        /;;V_;; _-~~~~~~~~~~;_  ;;;   ,/
> >       | :/ / ,/              \_  ~~)/
> >       |:| / /~~~=              \;; \~~=
> >       ;:;{::~~~~~~=              \__~~~=
> >    ;~~:;  ~~~~~~~~~               ~~~~~~
> >    \/~~
> > Brian Thomas
> 
> 
>                ,       ,
>               /(       )`
>               \ \__   / |
>               /- _ `-/  '
>              (/\/ \ \   /\
>              / /   | `    \
>              O O   )      |
>              `-^--'`<     '
>             (_.)  _ )    /      SHOVE THIS UP
>              `.___/`    /       MY ASS OH GOD
>                `-----' /        PS:
>   <----.     __ / __   \        FAG TITS COCK
>   <----|====O)))==) \) /====
>   <----'    `--' `.__,' \
>                |         |
>                 \       /
>             ____( (_   / \______
>           ,'  ,----'   |        \
>           `--{__________)       \/



                        ___                   _...------..._
  FUCK OFF OR        .'`   ```""--...___...-"`              `'-.
 I'LL CRAWL UP      / -..__                                     `\
 YOUR PISSHOLE     Y_/ / / `/`;-..__       __...-;")`|`"/-._      Y
     ,'                "`   "`  | / `|"("`( (  | | `"  (_/ _)     |)
    ;'-.._..-.._                 "   `-`   "`  `"         (,'     ;
     `"-..      ``"-==...._____               __.....--''`       /\
     _..-'                     ```````````````                _.'\_)
   ,:--""``"--'";-=.,__        _                     _  __,.-: \
  /              \ \ | |``/"/": ;-q-q-=y=q==y-y-;";"\_|` \ \  \_)
                  "` :_; (_/  `-'  \_) | | (_/  `-'       "`
        sk                             `"`

-- 
 Medical Catastrophe     mhm23x23
 Mocking the afflicted since 1968

David Castrodale <ana...@home.com> ASCII art 6 Feb 2000 00:00 · permalink · report

Millennial Catastrophe wrote:
> 
> James E. <jre...@idirect.com> wrote:
> 
> > Jan-Erik Finnberg <whe...@icenet.no.spam.please.fi> wrote in message
> > news:PwO...@4ax.com...
> > > On Thu, 3 Feb 2000 15:56:11 +0100, "Ool"
> > > <Ulr...@t-online.de> wrote:
> > >
> > > >>>      I'M DRIVEN BY A PEDOPHILE
> > >
> > > >> Man, that was propably the most un-funny thing I have ever seen.
> > >
> > > >Are you saying I should remove that bumper sticker from my car?
> > >
> > > LOL!
> > >
> > > >  __    "Muscles of All Limbs, Unite!
> > > >('__`>                      You Have Nothing to Lose But Your Sinews."
> > > >// ^(   �OOL mm
> > > >`\_-/   http://home.t-online.de/home/ulrich.schreglmann/images/00L.gif
> > >
> > > More imitation ascii art fart: (nothing personal, just keeping this
> > > on-topic)
> > >   __
> > > ('__`>  I HAVE FAG TRIANGLE EYES!
> > > // ^(
> > > `\_-/
> > >
> > >
> > > Just to give you some ammo, in case you want to get even:
> > >                 ___
> > >             ,-'"   "`-.
> > >           ,'_          `.
> > >          / / \  ,-       \
> > >     __   | \_0 ---        |
> > >    /  |  |                |
> > >    \  \  `--.______,-/    |
> > >  ___)  \  ,--""    ,/     |
> > > /    _  \ \-_____,-      /
> > > \__-/ \  | `.          ,'
> > >   \___/ <    �--------'
> > >    \__/\ | Wny
> > >     \__//
> > > --
> >
> >                  ___
> >              ,-'"   "`-.
> >            ,'_          `.
> >           / / \  ,-       \
> >      __   | \_0 ---        |     I LIKE THE
> >     /  |  |                |     TASTE OF DICK!
> >     \  \  `--.______,-/    |
> >   ___)  \  ,--""    ,/     |
> >  /    _  \ \-_____,-      /
> >  \__-/ \  | `.          ,'
> >    \___/ <    �--------'
> >     \__/\ | Wny
> >      \__//
> 
>                                       _,-/\^---,
>                ;"~~~~~~~~";          _/;; ~~  {0 `---v
>              ;" :::::   :: "\_     _/   ;;     ~ _../
>            ;" ;;    ;;;       \___/::    ;;,'~~~~
>          ;"  ;;;;.    ;;     ;;;    ::   ,/   OOH I NEED A
>         / ;;   ;;;______;;;;  ;;;    ::,/   SHIT SO BAD
>        /;;V_;; _-~~~~~~~~~~;_  ;;;   ,/
>       | :/ / ,/              \_  ~~)/
>       |:| / /~~~=              \;; \~~=
>       ;:;{::~~~~~~=              \__~~~=
>    ;~~:;  ~~~~~~~~~               ~~~~~~
>    \/~~
> Brian Thomas
> 
> --
>  Medical Catastrophe     mhm23x23
>  Mocking the afflicted since 1968

   /:____==\;;    }\
 /      [ ++ -=      \
/_--_;    ))((\\   ||P\ 
^^@@@@}}	^^%%%%__=
	\       /
	 \     /
	  \   /
	   \ /
	    |	POLL THE ELECTORATE! 
	        SOMEBODY REMOVED THE ASTERISK!!@!!1!

-- 
David
"this human form where i was born, i now repent."
	-pixies

James E. <jre...@idirect.com> ASCII art 6 Feb 2000 00:00 · permalink · report
Millennial Catastrophe <mo...@xisabatad.tacdem> wrote in message
news:87islk$6j3$3...@pookiehead.databasix.com...
> James E. <jre...@idirect.com> wrote:
>
> > Millennial Catastrophe <mo...@xisabatad.tacdem> wrote in message
> > news:87ijkv$1b$1...@pookiehead.databasix.com...
> > > James E. <jre...@idirect.com> wrote:
> > >
> > > > Jan-Erik Finnberg <whe...@icenet.no.spam.please.fi> wrote in message
> > > > news:PwO...@4ax.com...
> > > > > On Thu, 3 Feb 2000 15:56:11 +0100, "Ool"
> > > > > <Ulr...@t-online.de> wrote:
> > > > >
> > > > > >>>      I'M DRIVEN BY A PEDOPHILE
> > > > >
> > > > > >> Man, that was propably the most un-funny thing I have ever
seen.
> > > > >
> > > > > >Are you saying I should remove that bumper sticker from my car?
> > > > >
> > > > > LOL!
> > > > >
> > > > > >  __    "Muscles of All Limbs, Unite!
> > > > > >('__`>                      You Have Nothing to Lose But Your
> > Sinews."
> > > > > >// ^(   �OOL mm
> > > > > >`\_-/
> > http://home.t-online.de/home/ulrich.schreglmann/images/00L.gif
> > > > >
> > > > > More imitation ascii art fart: (nothing personal, just keeping
this
> > > > > on-topic)
> > > > >   __
> > > > > ('__`>  I HAVE FAG TRIANGLE EYES!
> > > > > //
> >
> > > > > `\_-/
> > > > >
> > > > >
> > > > > Just to give you some ammo, in case you want to get even:
> > > > >                 ___
> > > > >             ,-'"   "`-.
> > > > >           ,'_          `.
> > > > >          / / \  ,-       \
> > > > >     __   | \_0 ---        |
> > > > >    /  |  |                |
> > > > >    \  \  `--.______,-/    |
> > > > >  ___)  \  ,--""    ,/     |
> > > > > /    _  \ \-_____,-      /
> > > > > \__-/ \  | `.          ,'
> > > > >   \___/ <    �--------'
> > > > >    \__/\ | Wny
> > > > >     \__//
> > > > > --
> > > >
> > > >                  ___
> > > >              ,-'"   "`-.
> > > >            ,'_          `.
> > > >           / / \  ,-       \
> > > >      __   | \_0 ---        |     I LIKE THE
> > > >     /  |  |                |     TASTE OF DICK!
> > > >     \  \  `--.______,-/    |
> > > >   ___)  \  ,--""    ,/     |
> > > >  /    _  \ \-_____,-      /
> > > >  \__-/ \  | `.          ,'
> > > >    \___/ <    �--------'
> > > >     \__/\ | Wny
> > > >      \__//
> > >
> > >
> > >                                       _,-/\^---,
> > >                ;"~~~~~~~~";          _/;; ~~  {0 `---v
> > >              ;" :::::   :: "\_     _/   ;;     ~ _../
> > >            ;" ;;    ;;;       \___/::    ;;,'~~~~
> > >          ;"  ;;;;.    ;;     ;;;    ::   ,/   OOH I NEED A
> > >         / ;;   ;;;______;;;;  ;;;    ::,/   SHIT SO BAD
> > >        /;;V_;; _-~~~~~~~~~~;_  ;;;   ,/
> > >       | :/ / ,/              \_  ~~)/
> > >       |:| / /~~~=              \;; \~~=
> > >       ;:;{::~~~~~~=              \__~~~=
> > >    ;~~:;  ~~~~~~~~~               ~~~~~~
> > >    \/~~
> > > Brian Thomas
> >
> >
> >                ,       ,
> >               /(       )`
> >               \ \__   / |
> >               /- _ `-/  '
> >              (/\/ \ \   /\
> >              / /   | `    \
> >              O O   )      |
> >              `-^--'`<     '
> >             (_.)  _ )    /      SHOVE THIS UP
> >              `.___/`    /       MY ASS OH GOD
> >                `-----' /        PS:
> >   <----.     __ / __   \        FAG TITS COCK
> >   <----|====O)))==) \) /====
> >   <----'    `--' `.__,' \
> >                |         |
> >                 \       /
> >             ____( (_   / \______
> >           ,'  ,----'   |        \
> >           `--{__________)       \/
>
>
>
>                         ___                   _...------..._
>   FUCK OFF OR        .'`   ```""--...___...-"`              `'-.
>  I'LL CRAWL UP      / -..__                                     `\
>  YOUR PISSHOLE     Y_/ / / `/`;-..__       __...-;")`|`"/-._      Y
>      ,'                "`   "`  | / `|"("`( (  | | `"  (_/ _)     |)
>     ;'-.._..-.._                 "   `-`   "`  `"         (,'     ;
>      `"-..      ``"-==...._____               __.....--''`       /\
>      _..-'                     ```````````````                _.'\_)
>    ,:--""``"--'";-=.,__        _                     _  __,.-: \
>   /              \ \ | |``/"/": ;-q-q-=y=q==y-y-;";"\_|` \ \  \_)
>                   "` :_; (_/  `-'  \_) | | (_/  `-'       "`
>         sk                             `"`
>



                                __
                               /  \      __
   .---.                  _   /   /   _.~  \
   \    `.               / \ /   /.-~    __/
    `\    \              |  |   |/    .-~ __
      \    \             |  |   |   .'--~~  \
       \    \            |  |   `  ' _______/
        \    \           |  `        /
    .--. \    \          |    `     /
    \   `.\    \          \        /
     `\   \     \          `\

       \   \     \           > ,-.-.         SOMEONE PUT A
        \   `.    \         /  |  \ \        COCK IN MY ASS
         \    .    \       /___| O |O\     ,
      .-. \    ;    |    /`    `^-.\.-'`--'/
      \  `;         |   |                 /
       `\  \        |   `.     `--..____,'
         \  `.      |     `._     _.-'^
          \   .     /         `|`|`
        .-.\       /           | |
        \  `\     /            | |
         `\  `   |             | |
           \     |             | |
          .-.    |             | |
          \  `.   \            | |
           `\      \           | |
             \      \          | |
              \_____ :-'~~~~~'-' ;
              /____;``-.         :
             <____(     `.       ;
               \___\     ;     .'
                  /``--'~___.-'
                 /\___/^/__/
                /   /' /`/'
                \  \   `\ \
                 `\ \    \ \
                   \ \    \ \
                    \ \    \ \
                     \ \    \ \     ______
                      \ \ ___\ \'~``______)>
                 jgs   \ \___ _______ __)>
                   _____\ \'~``______)>
                 <(_______.._______)>

James E. <jre...@idirect.com> ASCII art 6 Feb 2000 00:00 · permalink · report
David Castrodale <ana...@home.com> wrote in message
news:389...@home.com...
>
>
> Millennial Catastrophe wrote:
> >
> > James E. <jre...@idirect.com> wrote:
> >
> > > Jan-Erik Finnberg <whe...@icenet.no.spam.please.fi> wrote in message
> > > news:PwO...@4ax.com...
> > > > On Thu, 3 Feb 2000 15:56:11 +0100, "Ool"
> > > > <Ulr...@t-online.de> wrote:
> > > >
> > > > >>>      I'M DRIVEN BY A PEDOPHILE
> > > >
> > > > >> Man, that was propably the most un-funny thing I have ever seen.
> > > >
> > > > >Are you saying I should remove that bumper sticker from my car?
> > > >
> > > > LOL!
> > > >
> > > > >  __    "Muscles of All Limbs, Unite!
> > > > >('__`>                      You Have Nothing to Lose But Your
Sinews."
> > > > >// ^(   �OOL mm
> > > > >`\_-/
http://home.t-online.de/home/ulrich.schreglmann/images/00L.gif
> > > >
> > > > More imitation ascii art fart: (nothing personal, just keeping this
> > > > on-topic)
> > > >   __
> > > > ('__`>  I HAVE FAG TRIANGLE EYES!
> > > > // ^(
> > > > `\_-/
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > Just to give you some ammo, in case you want to get even:
> > > >                 ___
> > > >             ,-'"   "`-.
> > > >           ,'_          `.
> > > >          / / \  ,-       \
> > > >     __   | \_0 ---        |
> > > >    /  |  |                |
> > > >    \  \  `--.______,-/    |
> > > >  ___)  \  ,--""    ,/     |
> > > > /    _  \ \-_____,-      /
> > > > \__-/ \  | `.          ,'
> > > >   \___/ <    �--------'
> > > >    \__/\ | Wny
> > > >     \__//
> > > > --
> > >
> > >                  ___
> > >              ,-'"   "`-.
> > >            ,'_          `.
> > >           / / \  ,-       \
> > >      __   | \_0 ---        |     I LIKE THE
> > >     /  |  |                |     TASTE OF DICK!
> > >     \  \  `--.______,-/    |
> > >   ___)  \  ,--""    ,/     |
> > >  /    _  \ \-_____,-      /
> > >  \__-/ \  | `.          ,'
> > >    \___/ <    �--------'
> > >     \__/\ | Wny
> > >      \__//
> >
> >                                       _,-/\^---,
> >                ;"~~~~~~~~";          _/;; ~~  {0 `---v
> >              ;" :::::   :: "\_     _/   ;;     ~ _../
> >            ;" ;;    ;;;       \___/::    ;;,'~~~~
> >          ;"  ;;;;.    ;;     ;;;    ::   ,/   OOH I NEED A
> >         / ;;   ;;;______;;;;  ;;;    ::,/   SHIT SO BAD
> >        /;;V_;; _-~~~~~~~~~~;_  ;;;   ,/
> >       | :/ / ,/              \_  ~~)/
> >       |:| / /~~~=              \;; \~~=
> >       ;:;{::~~~~~~=              \__~~~=
> >    ;~~:;  ~~~~~~~~~               ~~~~~~
> >    \/~~
> > Brian Thomas
> >
> > --
> >  Medical Catastrophe     mhm23x23
> >  Mocking the afflicted since 1968
>
>    /:____==\;;    }\
>  /      [ ++ -=      \
> /_--_;    ))((\\   ||P\
> ^^@@@@}} ^^%%%%__=
> \       /
> \     /
>   \   /
>    \ /
>     | POLL THE ELECTORATE!
>         SOMEBODY REMOVED THE ASTERISK!!@!!1!
>

               BEAM BE
              UP, SCOTTY!           FUCK YOU
                                    CAPITAN
 ___________________          _-_
 \==============_=_/ ____.---'---`---.____
             \_ \    \----._________.----/
               \ \   /  /    `-_-'
           __,--`.`-'..'-_
          /____          ||
               `--.____,-'

LongMcDong <lon...@hotmail.com> ASCII art 6 Feb 2000 00:00 · permalink · report

James E. wrote:

> Millennial Catastrophe <mo...@xisabatad.tacdem> wrote in message
> news:87islk$6j3$3...@pookiehead.databasix.com...
> > James E. <jre...@idirect.com> wrote:
> >
> > > Millennial Catastrophe <mo...@xisabatad.tacdem> wrote in message
> > > news:87ijkv$1b$1...@pookiehead.databasix.com...
> > > > James E. <jre...@idirect.com> wrote:
> > > >
> > > > > Jan-Erik Finnberg <whe...@icenet.no.spam.please.fi> wrote in message
> > > > > news:PwO...@4ax.com...
> > > > > > On Thu, 3 Feb 2000 15:56:11 +0100, "Ool"
> > > > > > <Ulr...@t-online.de> wrote:
> > > > > >
> > > > > > >>>      I'M DRIVEN BY A PEDOPHILE
> > > > > >
> > > > > > >> Man, that was propably the most un-funny thing I have ever
> seen.
> > > > > >
> > > > > > >Are you saying I should remove that bumper sticker from my car?
> > > > > >
> > > > > > LOL!
> > > > > >
> > > > > > >  __    "Muscles of All Limbs, Unite!
> > > > > > >('__`>                      You Have Nothing to Lose But Your
> > > Sinews."
> > > > > > >// ^(   �OOL mm
> > > > > > >`\_-/
> > > http://home.t-online.de/home/ulrich.schreglmann/images/00L.gif
> > > > > >
> > > > > > More imitation ascii art fart: (nothing personal, just keeping
> this
> > > > > > on-topic)
> > > > > >   __
> > > > > > ('__`>  I HAVE FAG TRIANGLE EYES!
> > > > > > //
> > >
> > > > > > `\_-/
> > > > > >
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Just to give you some ammo, in case you want to get even:
> > > > > >                 ___
> > > > > >             ,-'"   "`-.
> > > > > >           ,'_          `.
> > > > > >          / / \  ,-       \
> > > > > >     __   | \_0 ---        |
> > > > > >    /  |  |                |
> > > > > >    \  \  `--.______,-/    |
> > > > > >  ___)  \  ,--""    ,/     |
> > > > > > /    _  \ \-_____,-      /
> > > > > > \__-/ \  | `.          ,'
> > > > > >   \___/ <    �--------'
> > > > > >    \__/\ | Wny
> > > > > >     \__//
> > > > > > --
> > > > >
> > > > >                  ___
> > > > >              ,-'"   "`-.
> > > > >            ,'_          `.
> > > > >           / / \  ,-       \
> > > > >      __   | \_0 ---        |     I LIKE THE
> > > > >     /  |  |                |     TASTE OF DICK!
> > > > >     \  \  `--.______,-/    |
> > > > >   ___)  \  ,--""    ,/     |
> > > > >  /    _  \ \-_____,-      /
> > > > >  \__-/ \  | `.          ,'
> > > > >    \___/ <    �--------'
> > > > >     \__/\ | Wny
> > > > >      \__//
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >                                       _,-/\^---,
> > > >                ;"~~~~~~~~";          _/;; ~~  {0 `---v
> > > >              ;" :::::   :: "\_     _/   ;;     ~ _../
> > > >            ;" ;;    ;;;       \___/::    ;;,'~~~~
> > > >          ;"  ;;;;.    ;;     ;;;    ::   ,/   OOH I NEED A
> > > >         / ;;   ;;;______;;;;  ;;;    ::,/   SHIT SO BAD
> > > >        /;;V_;; _-~~~~~~~~~~;_  ;;;   ,/
> > > >       | :/ / ,/              \_  ~~)/
> > > >       |:| / /~~~=              \;; \~~=
> > > >       ;:;{::~~~~~~=              \__~~~=
> > > >    ;~~:;  ~~~~~~~~~               ~~~~~~
> > > >    \/~~
> > > > Brian Thomas
> > >
> > >
> > >                ,       ,
> > >               /(       )`
> > >               \ \__   / |
> > >               /- _ `-/  '
> > >              (/\/ \ \   /\
> > >              / /   | `    \
> > >              O O   )      |
> > >              `-^--'`<     '
> > >             (_.)  _ )    /      SHOVE THIS UP
> > >              `.___/`    /       MY ASS OH GOD
> > >                `-----' /        PS:
> > >   <----.     __ / __   \        FAG TITS COCK
> > >   <----|====O)))==) \) /====
> > >   <----'    `--' `.__,' \
> > >                |         |
> > >                 \       /
> > >             ____( (_   / \______
> > >           ,'  ,----'   |        \
> > >           `--{__________)       \/
> >
> >
> >
> >                         ___                   _...------..._
> >   FUCK OFF OR        .'`   ```""--...___...-"`              `'-.
> >  I'LL CRAWL UP      / -..__                                     `\
> >  YOUR PISSHOLE     Y_/ / / `/`;-..__       __...-;")`|`"/-._      Y
> >      ,'                "`   "`  | / `|"("`( (  | | `"  (_/ _)     |)
> >     ;'-.._..-.._                 "   `-`   "`  `"         (,'     ;
> >      `"-..      ``"-==...._____               __.....--''`       /\
> >      _..-'                     ```````````````                _.'\_)
> >    ,:--""``"--'";-=.,__        _                     _  __,.-: \
> >   /              \ \ | |``/"/": ;-q-q-=y=q==y-y-;";"\_|` \ \  \_)
> >                   "` :_; (_/  `-'  \_) | | (_/  `-'       "`
> >         sk                             `"`
> >
>
>                                 __
>                                /  \      __
>    .---.                  _   /   /   _.~  \
>    \    `.               / \ /   /.-~    __/
>     `\    \              |  |   |/    .-~ __
>       \    \             |  |   |   .'--~~  \
>        \    \            |  |   `  ' _______/
>         \    \           |  `        /
>     .--. \    \          |    `     /
>     \   `.\    \          \        /
>      `\   \     \          `\
>
>        \   \     \           > ,-.-.         SOMEONE PUT A
>         \   `.    \         /  |  \ \        COCK IN MY ASS
>          \    .    \       /___| O |O\     ,
>       .-. \    ;    |    /`    `^-.\.-'`--'/
>       \  `;         |   |                 /
>        `\  \        |   `.     `--..____,'
>          \  `.      |     `._     _.-'^
>           \   .     /         `|`|`
>         .-.\       /           | |
>         \  `\     /            | |
>          `\  `   |             | |
>            \     |             | |
>           .-.    |             | |
>           \  `.   \            | |
>            `\      \           | |
>              \      \          | |
>               \_____ :-'~~~~~'-' ;
>               /____;``-.         :
>              <____(     `.       ;
>                \___\     ;     .'
>                   /``--'~___.-'
>                  /\___/^/__/
>                 /   /' /`/'
>                 \  \   `\ \
>                  `\ \    \ \
>                    \ \    \ \
>                     \ \    \ \
>                      \ \    \ \     ______
>                       \ \ ___\ \'~``______)>
>                  jgs   \ \___ _______ __)>
>                    _____\ \'~``______)>
>                  <(_______.._______)>



     .--,        .--,  ,-----------------------,
    ( (  \.----./  ) ) | Your ASCII'ing for it |
     '.__/o    o\__.'  |/----------------------'
        {=  ^   =}
         >  -   <
        /        \
       //        \\
      //|   .    |\\
      "'\        /'"
         \ O||O /
       ___)(|| )(___
  LMD (((__)\/ (__)))

(Lester the well hung hamster)


--
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Y  )  Y  _  Y  _ \Y  _  Y  Y  Y  _  Y  _ \ Y  _  Y  _ \Y  _  Y
|  |  |  |  |  |  |  |__|     |  l__|  |  \|  |  |  |  |  |__|
|  |__|  |  |  |  |  |  | \_/ |  |__|  |   \  |  |  |  |  |  |
|  1  |  1  |  |  |  l  |  |  |  l  |  l   /  l  |  |  |  l  |
l_____l_____l__|  l_____l__|  l_____l_____/l_____l__|  l_____l
               `--'        `--'                     `--'
LongMcDong
President of Adopt A Monkey
"I'm not just a client, i'm also a member."

Ool <Ulr...@t-online.de> 6 Feb 2000 00:00 · permalink · report
>                BEAM BE
>               UP, SCOTTY!           FUCK YOU
>                                     CAPITAN
>  ___________________          _-_
>  \==============_=_/ ____.---'---`---.____
>              \_ \    \----._________.----/
>                \ \   /  /    `-_-'
>            __,--`.`-'..'-_
>           /____          ||
>                `--.____,-'

No, that would be:  "FOOCK YE, CUPPTUNN"

Oorrr soomthing...


--
  __    "Muscles of All Limbs, Unite!
('__`>                      You Have Nothing to Lose But Your Sinews."
// ^(   �OOL mm
`\_-/   http://home.t-online.de/home/ulrich.schreglmann/images/00L.gif

Ool <Ulr...@t-online.de> wrote in message
news:87jt9d$2uu$1...@news04.btx.dtag.de...
> >                BEAM BE
> >               UP, SCOTTY!           FUCK YOU
> >                                     CAPITAN
> >  ___________________          _-_
> >  \==============_=_/ ____.---'---`---.____
> >              \_ \    \----._________.----/
> >                \ \   /  /    `-_-'
> >            __,--`.`-'..'-_
> >           /____          ||
> >                `--.____,-'
>
> No, that would be:  "FOOCK YE, CUPPTUNN"
>
> Oorrr soomthing...

How dare you stereotype the Scottish!  I am a Scottish-Canadian.  Why don't
you just make a joke about fucking a sheep while eating back bacon, you
RACIST!!

--J

PS:  :)

LongMcDong <lon...@hotmail.com> wrote:

> James E. wrote:
> 
> > Millennial Catastrophe <mo...@xisabatad.tacdem> wrote in message
> > news:87islk$6j3$3...@pookiehead.databasix.com...
> > > James E. <jre...@idirect.com> wrote:
> > >
> > > > Millennial Catastrophe <mo...@xisabatad.tacdem> wrote in message
> > > > news:87ijkv$1b$1...@pookiehead.databasix.com...
> > > > > James E. <jre...@idirect.com> wrote:
> > > > >
> > > > > > Jan-Erik Finnberg <whe...@icenet.no.spam.please.fi> wrote in message
> > > > > > news:PwO...@4ax.com...
> > > > > > > On Thu, 3 Feb 2000 15:56:11 +0100, "Ool"
> > > > > > > <Ulr...@t-online.de> wrote:
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > >>>      I'M DRIVEN BY A PEDOPHILE
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > >> Man, that was propably the most un-funny thing I have ever
> > seen.
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > >Are you saying I should remove that bumper sticker from my car?
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > LOL!
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > >  __    "Muscles of All Limbs, Unite!
> > > > > > > >('__`>                      You Have Nothing to Lose But Your
> > > > Sinews."
> > > > > > > >// ^(   �OOL mm
> > > > > > > >`\_-/
> > > > http://home.t-online.de/home/ulrich.schreglmann/images/00L.gif
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > More imitation ascii art fart: (nothing personal, just keeping
> > this
> > > > > > > on-topic)
> > > > > > >   __
> > > > > > > ('__`>  I HAVE FAG TRIANGLE EYES!
> > > > > > > //
> > > >
> > > > > > > `\_-/
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Just to give you some ammo, in case you want to get even:
> > > > > > >                 ___
> > > > > > >             ,-'"   "`-.
> > > > > > >           ,'_          `.
> > > > > > >          / / \  ,-       \
> > > > > > >     __   | \_0 ---        |
> > > > > > >    /  |  |                |
> > > > > > >    \  \  `--.______,-/    |
> > > > > > >  ___)  \  ,--""    ,/     |
> > > > > > > /    _  \ \-_____,-      /
> > > > > > > \__-/ \  | `.          ,'
> > > > > > >   \___/ <    �--------'
> > > > > > >    \__/\ | Wny
> > > > > > >     \__//
> > > > > > > --
> > > > > >
> > > > > >                  ___
> > > > > >              ,-'"   "`-.
> > > > > >            ,'_          `.
> > > > > >           / / \  ,-       \
> > > > > >      __   | \_0 ---        |     I LIKE THE
> > > > > >     /  |  |                |     TASTE OF DICK!
> > > > > >     \  \  `--.______,-/    |
> > > > > >   ___)  \  ,--""    ,/     |
> > > > > >  /    _  \ \-_____,-      /
> > > > > >  \__-/ \  | `.          ,'
> > > > > >    \___/ <    �--------'
> > > > > >     \__/\ | Wny
> > > > > >      \__//
> > > > >
> > > > >
> > > > >                                       _,-/\^---,
> > > > >                ;"~~~~~~~~";          _/;; ~~  {0 `---v
> > > > >              ;" :::::   :: "\_     _/   ;;     ~ _../
> > > > >            ;" ;;    ;;;       \___/::    ;;,'~~~~
> > > > >          ;"  ;;;;.    ;;     ;;;    ::   ,/   OOH I NEED A
> > > > >         / ;;   ;;;______;;;;  ;;;    ::,/   SHIT SO BAD
> > > > >        /;;V_;; _-~~~~~~~~~~;_  ;;;   ,/
> > > > >       | :/ / ,/              \_  ~~)/
> > > > >       |:| / /~~~=              \;; \~~=
> > > > >       ;:;{::~~~~~~=              \__~~~=
> > > > >    ;~~:;  ~~~~~~~~~               ~~~~~~
> > > > >    \/~~
> > > > > Brian Thomas
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >                ,       ,
> > > >               /(       )`
> > > >               \ \__   / |
> > > >               /- _ `-/  '
> > > >              (/\/ \ \   /\
> > > >              / /   | `    \
> > > >              O O   )      |
> > > >              `-^--'`<     '
> > > >             (_.)  _ )    /      SHOVE THIS UP
> > > >              `.___/`    /       MY ASS OH GOD
> > > >                `-----' /        PS:
> > > >   <----.     __ / __   \        FAG TITS COCK
> > > >   <----|====O)))==) \) /====
> > > >   <----'    `--' `.__,' \
> > > >                |         |
> > > >                 \       /
> > > >             ____( (_   / \______
> > > >           ,'  ,----'   |        \
> > > >           `--{__________)       \/
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > >                         ___                   _...------..._
> > >   FUCK OFF OR        .'`   ```""--...___...-"`              `'-.
> > >  I'LL CRAWL UP      / -..__                                     `\
> > >  YOUR PISSHOLE     Y_/ / / `/`;-..__       __...-;")`|`"/-._      Y
> > >      ,'                "`   "`  | / `|"("`( (  | | `"  (_/ _)     |)
> > >     ;'-.._..-.._                 "   `-`   "`  `"         (,'     ;
> > >      `"-..      ``"-==...._____               __.....--''`       /\
> > >      _..-'                     ```````````````                _.'\_)
> > >    ,:--""``"--'";-=.,__        _                     _  __,.-: \
> > >   /              \ \ | |``/"/": ;-q-q-=y=q==y-y-;";"\_|` \ \  \_)
> > >                   "` :_; (_/  `-'  \_) | | (_/  `-'       "`
> > >         sk                             `"`
> > >
> >
> >                                 __
> >                                /  \      __
> >    .---.                  _   /   /   _.~  \
> >    \    `.               / \ /   /.-~    __/
> >     `\    \              |  |   |/    .-~ __
> >       \    \             |  |   |   .'--~~  \
> >        \    \            |  |   `  ' _______/
> >         \    \           |  `        /
> >     .--. \    \          |    `     /
> >     \   `.\    \          \        /
> >      `\   \     \          `\
> >
> >        \   \     \           > ,-.-.         SOMEONE PUT A
> >         \   `.    \         /  |  \ \        COCK IN MY ASS
> >          \    .    \       /___| O |O\     ,
> >       .-. \    ;    |    /`    `^-.\.-'`--'/
> >       \  `;         |   |                 /
> >        `\  \        |   `.     `--..____,'
> >          \  `.      |     `._     _.-'^
> >           \   .     /         `|`|`
> >         .-.\       /           | |
> >         \  `\     /            | |
> >          `\  `   |             | |
> >            \     |             | |
> >           .-.    |             | |
> >           \  `.   \            | |
> >            `\      \           | |
> >              \      \          | |
> >               \_____ :-'~~~~~'-' ;
> >               /____;``-.         :
> >              <____(     `.       ;
> >                \___\     ;     .'
> >                   /``--'~___.-'
> >                  /\___/^/__/
> >                 /   /' /`/'
> >                 \  \   `\ \
> >                  `\ \    \ \
> >                    \ \    \ \
> >                     \ \    \ \
> >                      \ \    \ \     ______
> >                       \ \ ___\ \'~``______)>
> >                  jgs   \ \___ _______ __)>
> >                    _____\ \'~``______)>
> >                  <(_______.._______)>
> 
> 
> 
>      .--,        .--,  ,-----------------------,
>     ( (  \.----./  ) ) | Your ASCII'ing for it |
>      '.__/o    o\__.'  |/----------------------'
>         {=  ^   =}
>          >  -   <
>         /        \
>        //        \\
>       //|   .    |\\
>       "'\        /'"
>          \ O||O /
>        ___)(|| )(___
>   LMD (((__)\/ (__)))
> 
> (Lester the well hung hamster)

                                              _
          ,,;;;,,,,   _.---.._                \`-._
        `';;;;;;;;;;;;;,      `'.           .--'-._';,
           ,;;';;''/            `;_       `';;;;'    `'.
                   |  .            '-._   ,;;:'   /  '<a'.
                   |  ;        \       '.,;;'     |       \
                    \  \       |                  ;._. ,-'`.
                 /`'-`;.`'._   /                  /   `-.\_/
                 ; .-._ .-'  .'                  |
                / /    '\ .-'`.                _/   WHO PUT THIS
            _.-' /       \ \   '-._            /   FUCKING HELIUM
           (_/_.'     __.) /       `;--.._/   (  BALLOON UP MY ARSE
                     (_/__/          \   `,   \
                                      \  | \   \ 
                                       \ \  `\  |
                                        \ \   \ \
                                         \_\   \ \
                                          )-`\  \_\
                                     jgs  `==`   )-`\
                                                 `==`

-- 
 Medical Catastrophe     mhm23x23
 Mocking the afflicted since 1968

James E. <jre...@idirect.com> wrote:

> Jan-Erik Finnberg <whe...@icenet.no.spam.please.fi> wrote in message
> news:PwO...@4ax.com...
> > On Thu, 3 Feb 2000 15:56:11 +0100, "Ool"
> > <Ulr...@t-online.de> wrote:
> >
> > >>>      I'M DRIVEN BY A PEDOPHILE
> >
> > >> Man, that was propably the most un-funny thing I have ever seen.
> >
> > >Are you saying I should remove that bumper sticker from my car?
> >
> > LOL!
> >
> > >  __    "Muscles of All Limbs, Unite!
> > >('__`>                      You Have Nothing to Lose But Your Sinews."
> > >// ^(   �OOL mm
> > >`\_-/   http://home.t-online.de/home/ulrich.schreglmann/images/00L.gif
> >
> > More imitation ascii art fart: (nothing personal, just keeping this
> > on-topic)
> >   __
> > ('__`>  I HAVE FAG TRIANGLE EYES!
> > // ^( 
> > `\_-/
> >
> >
> > Just to give you some ammo, in case you want to get even:
> >                 ___
> >             ,-'"   "`-.
> >           ,'_          `.
> >          / / \  ,-       \
> >     __   | \_0 ---        |
> >    /  |  |                |
> >    \  \  `--.______,-/    |
> >  ___)  \  ,--""    ,/     |
> > /    _  \ \-_____,-      /
> > \__-/ \  | `.          ,'
> >   \___/ <    �--------'
> >    \__/\ | Wny
> >     \__//
> > --
> 
>                  ___
>              ,-'"   "`-.
>            ,'_          `.
>           / / \  ,-       \
>      __   | \_0 ---        |     I LIKE THE
>     /  |  |                |     TASTE OF DICK!
>     \  \  `--.______,-/    |
>   ___)  \  ,--""    ,/     |
>  /    _  \ \-_____,-      /
>  \__-/ \  | `.          ,'
>    \___/ <    �--------'
>     \__/\ | Wny
>      \__//


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               ;"~~~~~~~~";          _/;; ~~  {0 `---v
             ;" :::::   :: "\_     _/   ;;     ~ _../
           ;" ;;    ;;;       \___/::    ;;,'~~~~
         ;"  ;;;;.    ;;     ;;;    ::   ,/   OOH I NEED A 
        / ;;   ;;;______;;;;  ;;;    ::,/   SHIT SO BAD
       /;;V_;; _-~~~~~~~~~~;_  ;;;   ,/
      | :/ / ,/              \_  ~~)/
      |:| / /~~~=              \;; \~~=
      ;:;{::~~~~~~=              \__~~~=
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   \/~~
Brian Thomas

-- 
 Medical Catastrophe     mhm23x23
 Mocking the afflicted since 1968

On Sat, 05 Feb 2000 04:21:45 GMT, "James E."
<jre...@idirect.com> wrote:

>                 ___
>             ,-'"   "`-.
>           ,'_          `.
>          / / \  ,-       \
>     __   | \_0 ---        |     I LIKE THE
>    /  |  |                |     TASTE OF DICK!
>    \  \  `--.______,-/    |
>  ___)  \  ,--""    ,/     |
> /    _  \ \-_____,-      /
> \__-/ \  | `.          ,'
>   \___/ <    �--------'
>    \__/\ | Wny
>     \__//
                 ___
             ,-'"   "`-.
           ,'_          `.
          / / \  ,-       \
     __   | \_0 ---        |     
    /  |  |                |     GET YOURS TODAY!
    \  \  `--.______,-/    |
  ___)  \  ,--""    ,/     |
 /    _  \ \-_____,-      /
 \__-/ \  | `.          ,'
   \___/ <    �--------'
    \__/\ | Wny
     \__//

Jan-Erik Finnberg <whe...@icenet.no.spam.please.fi> wrote in message
news:Ru2...@4ax.com...
> On Sat, 05 Feb 2000 04:21:45 GMT, "James E."
> <jre...@idirect.com> wrote:
>
> >                 ___
> >             ,-'"   "`-.
> >           ,'_          `.
> >          / / \  ,-       \
> >     __   | \_0 ---        |     I LIKE THE
> >    /  |  |                |     TASTE OF DICK!
> >    \  \  `--.______,-/    |
> >  ___)  \  ,--""    ,/     |
> > /    _  \ \-_____,-      /
> > \__-/ \  | `.          ,'
> >   \___/ <    �--------'
> >    \__/\ | Wny
> >     \__//
>                  ___
>              ,-'"   "`-.
>            ,'_          `.
>           / / \  ,-       \
>      __   | \_0 ---        |
>     /  |  |                |     GET YOURS TODAY!
>     \  \  `--.______,-/    |
>   ___)  \  ,--""    ,/     |
>  /    _  \ \-_____,-      /
>  \__-/ \  | `.          ,'
>    \___/ <    �--------'
>     \__/\ | Wny
>      \__//
>


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James E. <jre...@idirect.com> ASCII art 7 Feb 2000 00:00 · permalink · report
Millennial Catastrophe <mo...@xisabatad.tacdem> wrote in message
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> LongMcDong <lon...@hotmail.com> wrote:
>
> > James E. wrote:
> >
> > > Millennial Catastrophe <mo...@xisabatad.tacdem> wrote in message
> > > news:87islk$6j3$3...@pookiehead.databasix.com...
> > > > James E. <jre...@idirect.com> wrote:
> > > >
> > > > > Millennial Catastrophe <mo...@xisabatad.tacdem> wrote in message
> > > > > news:87ijkv$1b$1...@pookiehead.databasix.com...
> > > > > > James E. <jre...@idirect.com>
wrote:
> > > > > >
> > > > > > > Jan-Erik Finnberg <whe...@icenet.no.spam.please.fi> wrote in
message
> > > > > > > news:PwO...@4ax.com...
> > > > > > > > On Thu, 3 Feb 2000 15:56:11 +0100, "Ool"
> > > > > > > > <Ulr...@t-online.de> wrote:
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > >>>      I'M DRIVEN BY A PEDOPHILE
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > >> Man, that was propably the most un-funny thing I have
ever
> > > seen.
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > >Are you saying I should remove that bumper sticker from my
car?
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > LOL!
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > >  __    "Muscles of All Limbs, Unite!
> > > > > > > > >('__`>                      You Have Nothing to Lose But
Your
> > > > > Sinews."
> > > > > > > > >// ^(   �OOL mm
> > > > > > > > >`\_-/
> > > > > http://home.t-online.de/home/ulrich.schreglmann/images/00L.gif
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > More imitation ascii art fart: (nothing personal, just
keeping
> > > this
> > > > > > > > on-topic)
> > > > > > > >   __
> > > > > > > > ('__`>  I HAVE FAG TRIANGLE EYES!
> > > > > > > > //
> > > > >
> > > > > > > > `\_-/
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Just to give you some ammo, in case you want to get even:
> > > > > > > >                 ___
> > > > > > > >             ,-'"   "`-.
> > > > > > > >           ,'_          `.
> > > > > > > >          / / \  ,-       \
> > > > > > > >     __   | \_0 ---        |
> > > > > > > >    /  |  |                |
> > > > > > > >    \  \  `--.______,-/    |
> > > > > > > >  ___)  \  ,--""    ,/     |
> > > > > > > > /    _  \ \-_____,-      /
> > > > > > > > \__-/ \  | `.          ,'
> > > > > > > >   \___/ <    �--------'
> > > > > > > >    \__/\ | Wny
> > > > > > > >     \__//
> > > > > > > > --
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > >                  ___
> > > > > > >              ,-'"   "`-.
> > > > > > >            ,'_          `.
> > > > > > >           / / \  ,-       \
> > > > > > >      __   | \_0 ---        |     I LIKE THE
> > > > > > >     /  |  |                |     TASTE OF DICK!
> > > > > > >     \  \  `--.______,-/    |
> > > > > > >   ___)  \  ,--""    ,/     |
> > > > > > >  /    _  \ \-_____,-      /
> > > > > > >  \__-/ \  | `.          ,'
> > > > > > >    \___/ <    �--------'
> > > > > > >     \__/\ | Wny
> > > > > > >      \__//
> > > > > >
> > > > > >
> > > > > >                                       _,-/\^---,
> > > > > >                ;"~~~~~~~~";          _/;; ~~  {0 `---v
> > > > > >              ;" :::::   :: "\_     _/   ;;     ~ _../
> > > > > >            ;" ;;    ;;;       \___/::    ;;,'~~~~
> > > > > >          ;"  ;;;;.    ;;     ;;;    ::   ,/   OOH I NEED A
> > > > > >         / ;;   ;;;______;;;;  ;;;    ::,/   SHIT SO BAD
> > > > > >        /;;V_;; _-~~~~~~~~~~;_  ;;;   ,/
> > > > > >       | :/ / ,/              \_  ~~)/
> > > > > >       |:| / /~~~=              \;; \~~=
> > > > > >       ;:;{::~~~~~~=              \__~~~=
> > > > > >    ;~~:;  ~~~~~~~~~               ~~~~~~
> > > > > >    \/~~
> > > > > > Brian Thomas
> > > > >
> > > > >
> > > > >                ,       ,
> > > > >               /(       )`
> > > > >               \ \__   / |
> > > > >               /- _ `-/  '
> > > > >              (/\/ \ \   /\
> > > > >              / /   | `    \
> > > > >              O O   )      |
> > > > >              `-^--'`<     '
> > > > >             (_.)  _ )    /      SHOVE THIS UP
> > > > >              `.___/`    /       MY ASS OH GOD
> > > > >                `-----' /        PS:
> > > > >   <----.     __ / __   \        FAG TITS COCK
> > > > >   <----|====O)))==) \) /====
> > > > >   <----'    `--' `.__,' \
> > > > >                |         |
> > > > >                 \       /
> > > > >             ____( (_   / \______
> > > > >           ,'  ,----'   |        \
> > > > >           `--{__________)       \/
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >                         ___                   _...------..._
> > > >   FUCK OFF OR        .'`   ```""--...___...-"`              `'-.
> > > >  I'LL CRAWL UP      / -..__                                     `\
> > > >  YOUR PISSHOLE     Y_/ / / `/`;-..__       __...-;")`|`"/-._      Y
> > > >      ,'                "`   "`  | / `|"("`( (  | | `"  (_/ _)     |)
> > > >     ;'-.._..-.._                 "   `-`   "`  `"         (,'     ;
> > > >      `"-..      ``"-==...._____               __.....--''`       /\
> > > >      _..-'                     ```````````````                _.'\_)
> > > >    ,:--""``"--'";-=.,__        _                     _  __,.-: \
> > > >   /              \ \ | |``/"/": ;-q-q-=y=q==y-y-;";"\_|` \ \  \_)
> > > >                   "` :_; (_/  `-'  \_) | | (_/  `-'       "`
> > > >         sk                             `"`
> > > >
> > >
> > >                                 __
> > >                                /  \      __
> > >    .---.                  _   /   /   _.~  \
> > >    \    `.               / \ /   /.-~    __/
> > >     `\    \              |  |   |/    .-~ __
> > >       \    \             |  |   |   .'--~~  \
> > >        \    \            |  |   `  ' _______/
> > >         \    \           |  `        /
> > >     .--. \    \          |    `     /
> > >     \   `.\    \          \        /
> > >      `\   \     \          `\
> > >
> > >        \   \     \           > ,-.-.         SOMEONE PUT A
> > >         \   `.    \         /  |  \ \        COCK IN MY ASS
> > >          \    .    \       /___| O |O\     ,
> > >       .-. \    ;    |    /`    `^-.\.-'`--'/
> > >       \  `;         |   |                 /
> > >        `\  \        |   `.     `--..____,'
> > >          \  `.      |     `._     _.-'^
> > >           \   .     /         `|`|`
> > >         .-.\       /           | |
> > >         \  `\     /            | |
> > >          `\  `   |             | |
> > >            \     |             | |
> > >           .-.    |             | |
> > >           \  `.   \            | |
> > >            `\      \           | |
> > >              \      \          | |
> > >               \_____ :-'~~~~~'-' ;
> > >               /____;``-.         :
> > >              <____(     `.       ;
> > >                \___\     ;     .'
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> > >                  /\___/^/__/
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> > >                  <(_______.._______)>
> >
> >
> >
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> >     ( (  \.----./  ) ) | Your ASCII'ing for it |
> >      '.__/o    o\__.'  |/----------------------'
> >         {=  ^   =}
> >          >  -   <
> >         /        \
> >        //        \\
> >       file://|   .    |\\
> >       "'\        /'"
> >          \ O||O /
> >        ___)(|| )(___
> >   LMD (((__)\/ (__)))
> >
> > (Lester the well hung hamster)
>
>                                               _
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"James E." wrote:
> 
> Millennial Catastrophe <mo...@xisabatad.tacdem> wrote in message
> news:87kq17$q4m$5...@mews.databasix.com...
> > LongMcDong <lon...@hotmail.com> wrote:
> >
> > > James E. wrote:
> > >
> > > > Millennial Catastrophe <mo...@xisabatad.tacdem> wrote in message
> > > > news:87islk$6j3$3...@pookiehead.databasix.com...
> > > > > James E. <jre...@idirect.com> wrote:
> > > > >
> > > > > > Millennial Catastrophe <mo...@xisabatad.tacdem> wrote in message
> > > > > > news:87ijkv$1b$1...@pookiehead.databasix.com...
> > > > > > > James E. <jre...@idirect.com>
> wrote:
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Jan-Erik Finnberg <whe...@icenet.no.spam.please.fi> wrote in
> message
> > > > > > > > news:PwO...@4ax.com...
> > > > > > > > > On Thu, 3 Feb 2000 15:56:11 +0100, "Ool"
> > > > > > > > > <Ulr...@t-online.de> wrote:
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > >>>      I'M DRIVEN BY A PEDOPHILE
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > >> Man, that was propably the most un-funny thing I have
> ever
> > > > seen.
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > >Are you saying I should remove that bumper sticker from my
> car?
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > LOL!
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > >  __    "Muscles of All Limbs, Unite!
> > > > > > > > > >('__`>                      You Have Nothing to Lose But
> Your
> > > > > > Sinews."
> > > > > > > > > >// ^(   �OOL mm
> > > > > > > > > >`\_-/
> > > > > > http://home.t-online.de/home/ulrich.schreglmann/images/00L.gif
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > More imitation ascii art fart: (nothing personal, just
> keeping
> > > > this
> > > > > > > > > on-topic)
> > > > > > > > >   __
> > > > > > > > > ('__`>  I HAVE FAG TRIANGLE EYES!
> > > > > > > > > //
> > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > `\_-/
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Just to give you some ammo, in case you want to get even:
> > > > > > > > >                 ___
> > > > > > > > >             ,-'"   "`-.
> > > > > > > > >           ,'_          `.
> > > > > > > > >          / / \  ,-       \
> > > > > > > > >     __   | \_0 ---        |
> > > > > > > > >    /  |  |                |
> > > > > > > > >    \  \  `--.______,-/    |
> > > > > > > > >  ___)  \  ,--""    ,/     |
> > > > > > > > > /    _  \ \-_____,-      /
> > > > > > > > > \__-/ \  | `.          ,'
> > > > > > > > >   \___/ <    �--------'
> > > > > > > > >    \__/\ | Wny
> > > > > > > > >     \__//
> > > > > > > > > --
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > >                  ___
> > > > > > > >              ,-'"   "`-.
> > > > > > > >            ,'_          `.
> > > > > > > >           / / \  ,-       \
> > > > > > > >      __   | \_0 ---        |     I LIKE THE
> > > > > > > >     /  |  |                |     TASTE OF DICK!
> > > > > > > >     \  \  `--.______,-/    |
> > > > > > > >   ___)  \  ,--""    ,/     |
> > > > > > > >  /    _  \ \-_____,-      /
> > > > > > > >  \__-/ \  | `.          ,'
> > > > > > > >    \___/ <    �--------'
> > > > > > > >     \__/\ | Wny
> > > > > > > >      \__//
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > >                                       _,-/\^---,
> > > > > > >                ;"~~~~~~~~";          _/;; ~~  {0 `---v
> > > > > > >              ;" :::::   :: "\_     _/   ;;     ~ _../
> > > > > > >            ;" ;;    ;;;       \___/::    ;;,'~~~~
> > > > > > >          ;"  ;;;;.    ;;     ;;;    ::   ,/   OOH I NEED A
> > > > > > >         / ;;   ;;;______;;;;  ;;;    ::,/   SHIT SO BAD
> > > > > > >        /;;V_;; _-~~~~~~~~~~;_  ;;;   ,/
> > > > > > >       | :/ / ,/              \_  ~~)/
> > > > > > >       |:| / /~~~=              \;; \~~=
> > > > > > >       ;:;{::~~~~~~=              \__~~~=
> > > > > > >    ;~~:;  ~~~~~~~~~               ~~~~~~
> > > > > > >    \/~~
> > > > > > > Brian Thomas
> > > > > >
> > > > > >
> > > > > >                ,       ,
> > > > > >               /(       )`
> > > > > >               \ \__   / |
> > > > > >               /- _ `-/  '
> > > > > >              (/\/ \ \   /\
> > > > > >              / /   | `    \
> > > > > >              O O   )      |
> > > > > >              `-^--'`<     '
> > > > > >             (_.)  _ )    /      SHOVE THIS UP
> > > > > >              `.___/`    /       MY ASS OH GOD
> > > > > >                `-----' /        PS:
> > > > > >   <----.     __ / __   \        FAG TITS COCK
> > > > > >   <----|====O)))==) \) /====
> > > > > >   <----'    `--' `.__,' \
> > > > > >                |         |
> > > > > >                 \       /
> > > > > >             ____( (_   / \______
> > > > > >           ,'  ,----'   |        \
> > > > > >           `--{__________)       \/
> > > > >
> > > > >
> > > > >
> > > > >                         ___                   _...------..._
> > > > >   FUCK OFF OR        .'`   ```""--...___...-"`              `'-.
> > > > >  I'LL CRAWL UP      / -..__                                     `\
> > > > >  YOUR PISSHOLE     Y_/ / / `/`;-..__       __...-;")`|`"/-._      Y
> > > > >      ,'                "`   "`  | / `|"("`( (  | | `"  (_/ _)     |)
> > > > >     ;'-.._..-.._                 "   `-`   "`  `"         (,'     ;
> > > > >      `"-..      ``"-==...._____               __.....--''`       /\
> > > > >      _..-'                     ```````````````                _.'\_)
> > > > >    ,:--""``"--'";-=.,__        _                     _  __,.-: \
> > > > >   /              \ \ | |``/"/": ;-q-q-=y=q==y-y-;";"\_|` \ \  \_)
> > > > >                   "` :_; (_/  `-'  \_) | | (_/  `-'       "`
> > > > >         sk                             `"`
> > > > >
> > > >
> > > >                                 __
> > > >                                /  \      __
> > > >    .---.                  _   /   /   _.~  \
> > > >    \    `.               / \ /   /.-~    __/
> > > >     `\    \              |  |   |/    .-~ __
> > > >       \    \             |  |   |   .'--~~  \
> > > >        \    \            |  |   `  ' _______/
> > > >         \    \           |  `        /
> > > >     .--. \    \          |    `     /
> > > >     \   `.\    \          \        /
> > > >      `\   \     \          `\
> > > >
> > > >        \   \     \           > ,-.-.         SOMEONE PUT A
> > > >         \   `.    \         /  |  \ \        COCK IN MY ASS
> > > >          \    .    \       /___| O |O\     ,
> > > >       .-. \    ;    |    /`    `^-.\.-'`--'/
> > > >       \  `;         |   |                 /
> > > >        `\  \        |   `.     `--..____,'
> > > >          \  `.      |     `._     _.-'^
> > > >           \   .     /         `|`|`
> > > >         .-.\       /           | |
> > > >         \  `\     /            | |
> > > >          `\  `   |             | |
> > > >            \     |             | |
> > > >           .-.    |             | |
> > > >           \  `.   \            | |
> > > >            `\      \           | |
> > > >              \      \          | |
> > > >               \_____ :-'~~~~~'-' ;
> > > >               /____;``-.         :
> > > >              <____(     `.       ;
> > > >                \___\     ;     .'
> > > >                   /``--'~___.-'
> > > >                  /\___/^/__/
> > > >                 /   /' /`/'
> > > >                 \  \   `\ \
> > > >                  `\ \    \ \
> > > >                    \ \    \ \
> > > >                     \ \    \ \
> > > >                      \ \    \ \     ______
> > > >                       \ \ ___\ \'~``______)>
> > > >                  jgs   \ \___ _______ __)>
> > > >                    _____\ \'~``______)>
> > > >                  <(_______.._______)>
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > >      .--,        .--,  ,-----------------------,
> > >     ( (  \.----./  ) ) | Your ASCII'ing for it |
> > >      '.__/o    o\__.'  |/----------------------'
> > >         {=  ^   =}
> > >          >  -   <
> > >         /        \
> > >        //        \\
> > >       file://|   .    |\\
> > >       "'\        /'"
> > >          \ O||O /
> > >        ___)(|| )(___
> > >   LMD (((__)\/ (__)))
> > >
> > > (Lester the well hung hamster)
> >
> >                                               _
> >           ,,;;;,,,,   _.---.._                \`-._
> >         `';;;;;;;;;;;;;,      `'.           .--'-._';,
> >            ,;;';;''/            `;_       `';;;;'    `'.
> >                    |  .            '-._   ,;;:'   /  '<a'.
> >                    |  ;        \       '.,;;'     |       \
> >                     \  \       |                  ;._. ,-'`.
> >                  /`'-`;.`'._   /                  /   `-.\_/
> >                  ; .-._ .-'  .'                  |
> >                 / /    '\ .-'`.                _/   WHO PUT THIS
> >             _.-' /       \ \   '-._            /   FUCKING HELIUM
> >            (_/_.'     __.) /       `;--.._/   (  BALLOON UP MY ARSE
> >                      (_/__/          \   `,   \
> >                                       \  | \   \
> >                                        \ \  `\  |
> >                                         \ \   \ \
> >                                          \_\   \ \
> >                                           )-`\  \_\
> >                                      jgs  `==`   )-`\
> >                                                  `==`
> >
> 
>                            __
>                   _ww   _a+"D
>            y#,  _r^ # _*^  y`
>           q0 0 a"   W*`    F   ____
>        ;  #^ Mw`  __`. .  4-~~^^`
>       _  _P   ` /'^           `www=.
>     , $  +F    `                q
>     K ]                         ^K`     MMM MMM MMM
>   , #_                . ___ r    ],     LOVE THE TASTE
>   _*.^            '.__dP^^~#,  ,_ *,    OF THAT ASSHOLE
>   ^b    / _         ``     _F   ]  ]_
>    '___  '               ~~^    ]   [
>    :` ]b_    ~k_               ,`  yl
>      #P        `*a__       __a~   z~`
>      #L     _      ^------~^`   ,/
>       ~-vww*"v_               _/`
>               ^"q_         _x"
>                __#my..___p/`mma____
>            _awP",`,^"-_"^`._ L L  #
>          _#0w_^_^,^r___...._ t [],"w
>         e^   ]b_x^_~^` __,  .]Wy7` x`
>          '=w__^9*$P-*MF`      ^[_.=
>              ^"y   qw/"^_____^~9 t
>                ]_l  ,'^_`..===  x'
>                 ">.ak__awwwwWW###r
>                   ##WWWWWWWWWWWWWW__
>                  _WWWWWWMM#WWWW_JP^"~-=w_
>        .____awwmp_wNw#[w/`     ^#,      ~b___.
>         ` ^^^~^"W___            ]Raaaamw~`^``^^~
>                   ^~"~---~~~~~~`

           .--"--.
          /       \
         /  o o    \                I'M SNEAKING INTO MY MOMMY'S
        (    ^     ,)                  ROOM SO I CAN SUCK HER
         \   __,   /-._
          `._____.'    `--.__
                 \ /         `/``"""'-.
                  Y    7     /         :
                  |   /     |  .--.     :
                  /  /__     \/    `.__.:.____.-.
                 /  / / `"""`/    .-"..____.-.   \
        jgs  _.-'  /_/      (                 \-. \
            `=----'          `----------'""`-. \ `"
                                              `"
-- 
   /\----------------------------------+---------------------/\
  /  From the crazy mind of Shaun Mead.|____________________/  \
 /  Got ICQ? Reach me at 26586042.     | Are grapes following   \
(  BEWARE THE MONSOON! Check out       | you to work? You may    )
 \  http://www.rctm.homepage.com       | be hallucinating.      /
  \  shaun.mead(at)ns.sympatico.ca     |     - Mad Magazine    /
   \/----------------------------------+---------------------\/

James E. <jre...@idirect.com> ASCII art 7 Feb 2000 00:00 · permalink · report
Shaun Mead <"shaun.mead"@ns.sympatico.caREMOVE CAPITALIZED TEXT> wrote in
message news:BRon4.1295$Iw3...@sapphire.mtt.net...
> "James E." wrote:
> >
> > Millennial Catastrophe <mo...@xisabatad.tacdem> wrote in message
> > news:87kq17$q4m$5...@mews.databasix.com...
> > > LongMcDong <lon...@hotmail.com> wrote:
> > >
> > > > James E. wrote:
> > > >
> > > > > Millennial Catastrophe <mo...@xisabatad.tacdem> wrote in message
> > > > > news:87islk$6j3$3...@pookiehead.databasix.com...
> > > > > > James E. <jre...@idirect.com>
wrote:
> > > > > >
> > > > > > > Millennial Catastrophe <mo...@xisabatad.tacdem> wrote in message
> > > > > > > news:87ijkv$1b$1...@pookiehead.databasix.com...
> > > > > > > > James E.
<jre...@idirect.com>
> > wrote:
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Jan-Erik Finnberg <whe...@icenet.no.spam.please.fi> wrote
in
> > message
> > > > > > > > > news:PwO...@4ax.com...
> > > > > > > > > > On Thu, 3 Feb 2000 15:56:11 +0100, "Ool"
> > > > > > > > > > <Ulr...@t-online.de> wrote:
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > >>>      I'M DRIVEN BY A PEDOPHILE
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > >> Man, that was propably the most un-funny thing I have
> > ever
> > > > > seen.
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > >Are you saying I should remove that bumper sticker from
my
> > car?
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > LOL!
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > >  __    "Muscles of All Limbs, Unite!
> > > > > > > > > > >('__`>                      You Have Nothing to Lose
But
> > Your
> > > > > > > Sinews."
> > > > > > > > > > >// ^(   �OOL mm
> > > > > > > > > > >`\_-/
> > > > > > > http://home.t-online.de/home/ulrich.schreglmann/images/00L.gif
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > More imitation ascii art fart: (nothing personal, just
> > keeping
> > > > > this
> > > > > > > > > > on-topic)
> > > > > > > > > >   __
> > > > > > > > > > ('__`>  I HAVE FAG TRIANGLE EYES!
> > > > > > > > > > //
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > `\_-/
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Just to give you some ammo, in case you want to get
even:
> > > > > > > > > >                 ___
> > > > > > > > > >             ,-'"   "`-.
> > > > > > > > > >           ,'_          `.
> > > > > > > > > >          / / \  ,-       \
> > > > > > > > > >     __   | \_0 ---        |
> > > > > > > > > >    /  |  |                |
> > > > > > > > > >    \  \  `--.______,-/    |
> > > > > > > > > >  ___)  \  ,--""    ,/     |
> > > > > > > > > > /    _  \ \-_____,-      /
> > > > > > > > > > \__-/ \  | `.          ,'
> > > > > > > > > >   \___/ <    �--------'
> > > > > > > > > >    \__/\ | Wny
> > > > > > > > > >     \__//
> > > > > > > > > > --
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > >                  ___
> > > > > > > > >              ,-'"   "`-.
> > > > > > > > >            ,'_          `.
> > > > > > > > >           / / \  ,-       \
> > > > > > > > >      __   | \_0 ---        |     I LIKE THE
> > > > > > > > >     /  |  |                |     TASTE OF DICK!
> > > > > > > > >     \  \  `--.______,-/    |
> > > > > > > > >   ___)  \  ,--""    ,/     |
> > > > > > > > >  /    _  \ \-_____,-      /
> > > > > > > > >  \__-/ \  | `.          ,'
> > > > > > > > >    \___/ <    �--------'
> > > > > > > > >     \__/\ | Wny
> > > > > > > > >      \__//
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > >                                       _,-/\^---,
> > > > > > > >                ;"~~~~~~~~";          _/;; ~~  {0 `---v
> > > > > > > >              ;" :::::   :: "\_     _/   ;;     ~ _../
> > > > > > > >            ;" ;;    ;;;       \___/::    ;;,'~~~~
> > > > > > > >          ;"  ;;;;.    ;;     ;;;    ::   ,/   OOH I NEED A
> > > > > > > >         / ;;   ;;;______;;;;  ;;;    ::,/   SHIT SO BAD
> > > > > > > >        /;;V_;; _-~~~~~~~~~~;_  ;;;   ,/
> > > > > > > >       | :/ / ,/              \_  ~~)/
> > > > > > > >       |:| / /~~~=              \;; \~~=
> > > > > > > >       ;:;{::~~~~~~=              \__~~~=
> > > > > > > >    ;~~:;  ~~~~~~~~~               ~~~~~~
> > > > > > > >    \/~~
> > > > > > > > Brian Thomas
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > >                ,       ,
> > > > > > >               /(       )`
> > > > > > >               \ \__   / |
> > > > > > >               /- _ `-/  '
> > > > > > >              (/\/ \ \   /\
> > > > > > >              / /   | `    \
> > > > > > >              O O   )      |
> > > > > > >              `-^--'`<     '
> > > > > > >             (_.)  _ )    /      SHOVE THIS UP
> > > > > > >              `.___/`    /       MY ASS OH GOD
> > > > > > >                `-----' /        PS:
> > > > > > >   <----.     __ / __   \        FAG TITS COCK
> > > > > > >   <----|====O)))==) \) /====
> > > > > > >   <----'    `--' `.__,' \
> > > > > > >                |         |
> > > > > > >                 \       /
> > > > > > >             ____( (_   / \______
> > > > > > >           ,'  ,----'   |        \
> > > > > > >           `--{__________)       \/
> > > > > >
> > > > > >
> > > > > >
> > > > > >                         ___                   _...------..._
> > > > > >   FUCK OFF OR        .'`   ```""--...___...-"`              `'-.
> > > > > >  I'LL CRAWL UP      / -..__
`\
> > > > > >  YOUR PISSHOLE     Y_/ / / `/`;-..__       __...-;")`|`"/-._
Y
> > > > > >      ,'                "`   "`  | / `|"("`( (  | | `"  (_/ _)
|)
> > > > > >     ;'-.._..-.._                 "   `-`   "`  `"         (,'
;
> > > > > >      `"-..      ``"-==...._____               __.....--''`
/\
> > > > > >      _..-'                     ```````````````
_.'\_)
> > > > > >    ,:--""``"--'";-=.,__        _                     _  __,.-: \
> > > > > >   /              \ \ | |``/"/": ;-q-q-=y=q==y-y-;";"\_|` \ \
\_)
> > > > > >                   "` :_; (_/  `-'  \_) | | (_/  `-'       "`
> > > > > >         sk                             `"`
> > > > > >
> > > > >
> > > > >                                 __
> > > > >                                /  \      __
> > > > >    .---.                  _   /   /   _.~  \
> > > > >    \    `.               / \ /   /.-~    __/
> > > > >     `\    \              |  |   |/    .-~ __
> > > > >       \    \             |  |   |   .'--~~  \
> > > > >        \    \            |  |   `  ' _______/
> > > > >         \    \           |  `        /
> > > > >     .--. \    \          |    `     /
> > > > >     \   `.\    \          \        /
> > > > >      `\   \     \          `\
> > > > >
> > > > >        \   \     \           > ,-.-.         SOMEONE PUT A
> > > > >         \   `.    \         /  |  \ \        COCK IN MY ASS
> > > > >          \    .    \       /___| O |O\     ,
> > > > >       .-. \    ;    |    /`    `^-.\.-'`--'/
> > > > >       \  `;         |   |                 /
> > > > >        `\  \        |   `.     `--..____,'
> > > > >          \  `.      |     `._     _.-'^
> > > > >           \   .     /         `|`|`
> > > > >         .-.\       /           | |
> > > > >         \  `\     /            | |
> > > > >          `\  `   |             | |
> > > > >            \     |             | |
> > > > >           .-.    |             | |
> > > > >           \  `.   \            | |
> > > > >            `\      \           | |
> > > > >              \      \          | |
> > > > >               \_____ :-'~~~~~'-' ;
> > > > >               /____;``-.         :
> > > > >              <____(     `.       ;
> > > > >                \___\     ;     .'
> > > > >                   /``--'~___.-'
> > > > >                  /\___/^/__/
> > > > >                 /   /' /`/'
> > > > >                 \  \   `\ \
> > > > >                  `\ \    \ \
> > > > >                    \ \    \ \
> > > > >                     \ \    \ \
> > > > >                      \ \    \ \     ______
> > > > >                       \ \ ___\ \'~``______)>
> > > > >                  jgs   \ \___ _______ __)>
> > > > >                    _____\ \'~``______)>
> > > > >                  <(_______.._______)>
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >      .--,        .--,  ,-----------------------,
> > > >     ( (  \.----./  ) ) | Your ASCII'ing for it |
> > > >      '.__/o    o\__.'  |/----------------------'
> > > >         {=  ^   =}
> > > >          >  -   <
> > > >         /        \
> > > >        //        \\
> > > >       file://|   .    |\\
> > > >       "'\        /'"
> > > >          \ O||O /
> > > >        ___)(|| )(___
> > > >   LMD (((__)\/ (__)))
> > > >
> > > > (Lester the well hung hamster)
> > >
> > >                                               _
> > >           ,,;;;,,,,   _.---.._                \`-._
> > >         `';;;;;;;;;;;;;,      `'.           .--'-._';,
> > >            ,;;';;''/            `;_       `';;;;'    `'.
> > >                    |  .            '-._   ,;;:'   /  '<a'.
> > >                    |  ;        \       '.,;;'     |       \
> > >                     \  \       |                  ;._. ,-'`.
> > >                  /`'-`;.`'._   /                  /   `-.\_/
> > >                  ; .-._ .-'  .'                  |
> > >                 / /    '\ .-'`.                _/   WHO PUT THIS
> > >             _.-' /       \ \   '-._            /   FUCKING HELIUM
> > >            (_/_.'     __.) /       `;--.._/   (  BALLOON UP MY ARSE
> > >                      (_/__/          \   `,   \
> > >                                       \  | \   \
> > >                                        \ \  `\  |
> > >                                         \ \   \ \
> > >                                          \_\   \ \
> > >                                           )-`\  \_\
> > >                                      jgs  `==`   )-`\
> > >                                                  `==`
> > >
> >
> >                            __
> >                   _ww   _a+"D
> >            y#,  _r^ # _*^  y`
> >           q0 0 a"   W*`    F   ____
> >        ;  #^ Mw`  __`. .  4-~~^^`
> >       _  _P   ` /'^           `www=.
> >     , $  +F    `                q
> >     K ]                         ^K`     MMM MMM MMM
> >   , #_                . ___ r    ],     LOVE THE TASTE
> >   _*.^            '.__dP^^~#,  ,_ *,    OF THAT ASSHOLE
> >   ^b    / _         ``     _F   ]  ]_
> >    '___  '               ~~^    ]   [
> >    :` ]b_    ~k_               ,`  yl
> >      #P        `*a__       __a~   z~`
> >      #L     _      ^------~^`   ,/
> >       ~-vww*"v_               _/`
> >               ^"q_         _x"
> >                __#my..___p/`mma____
> >            _awP",`,^"-_"^`._ L L  #
> >          _#0w_^_^,^r___...._ t [],"w
> >         e^   ]b_x^_~^` __,  .]Wy7` x`
> >          '=w__^9*$P-*MF`      ^[_.=
> >              ^"y   qw/"^_____^~9 t
> >                ]_l  ,'^_`..===  x'
> >                 ">.ak__awwwwWW###r
> >                   ##WWWWWWWWWWWWWW__
> >                  _WWWWWWMM#WWWW_JP^"~-=w_
> >        .____awwmp_wNw#[w/`     ^#,      ~b___.
> >         ` ^^^~^"W___            ]Raaaamw~`^``^^~
> >                   ^~"~---~~~~~~`
>
>            .--"--.
>           /       \
>          /  o o    \                I'M SNEAKING INTO MY MOMMY'S
>         (    ^     ,)                  ROOM SO I CAN SUCK HER
>          \   __,   /-._
>           `._____.'    `--.__
>                  \ /         `/``"""'-.
>                   Y    7     /         :
>                   |   /     |  .--.     :
>                   /  /__     \/    `.__.:.____.-.
>                  /  / / `"""`/    .-"..____.-.   \
>         jgs  _.-'  /_/      (                 \-. \
>             `=----'          `----------'""`-. \ `"
>                                               `"



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              | INRI |            THIS IS SO
              |      |            EMBARRASSING
              |      |
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     |  /_;-.__ / _\  _.-;_\  |
     |     `-._`'`_/'`.-'     |
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              | |  / |
              |/-.(  |
              |\_._\ |
              | \ \`;|
              |  > |/|
              | / // |
              | |//  |
              | \(\  |
              |  ``  |
              |      |
              |      |
              |      |
              |      |
  \\jgs _  _\\| \//  |//_   _ \// _
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James E. <jre...@idirect.com> wrote:

> Shaun Mead <"shaun.mead"@ns.sympatico.caREMOVE CAPITALIZED TEXT> wrote in
> message news:BRon4.1295$Iw3...@sapphire.mtt.net...
> > "James E." wrote:
> > >
> > > Millennial Catastrophe <mo...@xisabatad.tacdem> wrote in message
> > > news:87kq17$q4m$5...@mews.databasix.com...
> > > > LongMcDong <lon...@hotmail.com> wrote:
> > > >
> > > > > James E. wrote:
> > > > >
> > > > > > Millennial Catastrophe <mo...@xisabatad.tacdem> wrote in message
> > > > > > news:87islk$6j3$3...@pookiehead.databasix.com...
> > > > > > > James E. <jre...@idirect.com>
> wrote:
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Millennial Catastrophe <mo...@xisabatad.tacdem> wrote in message
> > > > > > > > news:87ijkv$1b$1...@pookiehead.databasix.com...
> > > > > > > > > James E.
> <jre...@idirect.com>
> > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Jan-Erik Finnberg <whe...@icenet.no.spam.please.fi> wrote
> in
> > > message
> > > > > > > > > > news:PwO...@4ax.com...
> > > > > > > > > > > On Thu, 3 Feb 2000 15:56:11 +0100, "Ool"
> > > > > > > > > > > <Ulr...@t-online.de> wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > >>>      I'M DRIVEN BY A PEDOPHILE
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > >> Man, that was propably the most un-funny thing I have
> > > ever
> > > > > > seen.
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > >Are you saying I should remove that bumper sticker from
> my
> > > car?
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > LOL!
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > >  __    "Muscles of All Limbs, Unite!
> > > > > > > > > > > >('__`>                      You Have Nothing to Lose
> But
> > > Your
> > > > > > > > Sinews."
> > > > > > > > > > > >// ^(   �OOL mm
> > > > > > > > > > > >`\_-/
> > > > > > > > http://home.t-online.de/home/ulrich.schreglmann/images/00L.gif
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > More imitation ascii art fart: (nothing personal, just
> > > keeping
> > > > > > this
> > > > > > > > > > > on-topic)
> > > > > > > > > > >   __
> > > > > > > > > > > ('__`>  I HAVE FAG TRIANGLE EYES!
> > > > > > > > > > > //
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > `\_-/
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Just to give you some ammo, in case you want to get
> even:
> > > > > > > > > > >                 ___
> > > > > > > > > > >             ,-'"   "`-.
> > > > > > > > > > >           ,'_          `.
> > > > > > > > > > >          / / \  ,-       \
> > > > > > > > > > >     __   | \_0 ---        |
> > > > > > > > > > >    /  |  |                |
> > > > > > > > > > >    \  \  `--.______,-/    |
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> > > > > > > > > > > /    _  \ \-_____,-      /
> > > > > > > > > > > \__-/ \  | `.          ,'
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> > > > > > > > > > >     \__//
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> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > >                  ___
> > > > > > > > > >              ,-'"   "`-.
> > > > > > > > > >            ,'_          `.
> > > > > > > > > >           / / \  ,-       \
> > > > > > > > > >      __   | \_0 ---        |     I LIKE THE
> > > > > > > > > >     /  |  |                |     TASTE OF DICK!
> > > > > > > > > >     \  \  `--.______,-/    |
> > > > > > > > > >   ___)  \  ,--""    ,/     |
> > > > > > > > > >  /    _  \ \-_____,-      /
> > > > > > > > > >  \__-/ \  | `.          ,'
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> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > >
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> > > > > > > > >            ;" ;;    ;;;       \___/::    ;;,'~~~~
> > > > > > > > >          ;"  ;;;;.    ;;     ;;;    ::   ,/   OOH I NEED A
> > > > > > > > >         / ;;   ;;;______;;;;  ;;;    ::,/   SHIT SO BAD
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> > > > > > > > >       |:| / /~~~=              \;; \~~=
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> > > > > > > > >    ;~~:;  ~~~~~~~~~               ~~~~~~
> > > > > > > > >    \/~~
> > > > > > > > > Brian Thomas
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > >                ,       ,
> > > > > > > >               /(       )`
> > > > > > > >               \ \__   / |
> > > > > > > >               /- _ `-/  '
> > > > > > > >              (/\/ \ \   /\
> > > > > > > >              / /   | `    \
> > > > > > > >              O O   )      |
> > > > > > > >              `-^--'`<     '
> > > > > > > >             (_.)  _ )    /      SHOVE THIS UP
> > > > > > > >              `.___/`    /       MY ASS OH GOD
> > > > > > > >                `-----' /        PS:
> > > > > > > >   <----.     __ / __   \        FAG TITS COCK
> > > > > > > >   <----|====O)))==) \) /====
> > > > > > > >   <----'    `--' `.__,' \
> > > > > > > >                |         |
> > > > > > > >                 \       /
> > > > > > > >             ____( (_   / \______
> > > > > > > >           ,'  ,----'   |        \
> > > > > > > >           `--{__________)       \/
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > >                         ___                   _...------..._
> > > > > > >   FUCK OFF OR        .'`   ```""--...___...-"`              `'-.
> > > > > > >  I'LL CRAWL UP      / -..__
> `\
> > > > > > >  YOUR PISSHOLE     Y_/ / / `/`;-..__       __...-;")`|`"/-._
> Y
> > > > > > >      ,'                "`   "`  | / `|"("`( (  | | `"  (_/ _)
> |)
> > > > > > >     ;'-.._..-.._                 "   `-`   "`  `"         (,'
> ;
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> /\
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> > > > > > >   /              \ \ | |``/"/": ;-q-q-=y=q==y-y-;";"\_|` \ \
> \_)
> > > > > > >                   "` :_; (_/  `-'  \_) | | (_/  `-'       "`
> > > > > > >         sk                             `"`
> > > > > > >
> > > > > >
> > > > > >                                 __
> > > > > >                                /  \      __
> > > > > >    .---.                  _   /   /   _.~  \
> > > > > >    \    `.               / \ /   /.-~    __/
> > > > > >     `\    \              |  |   |/    .-~ __
> > > > > >       \    \             |  |   |   .'--~~  \
> > > > > >        \    \            |  |   `  ' _______/
> > > > > >         \    \           |  `        /
> > > > > >     .--. \    \          |    `     /
> > > > > >     \   `.\    \          \        /
> > > > > >      `\   \     \          `\
> > > > > >
> > > > > >        \   \     \           > ,-.-.         SOMEONE PUT A
> > > > > >         \   `.    \         /  |  \ \        COCK IN MY ASS
> > > > > >          \    .    \       /___| O |O\     ,
> > > > > >       .-. \    ;    |    /`    `^-.\.-'`--'/
> > > > > >       \  `;         |   |                 /
> > > > > >        `\  \        |   `.     `--..____,'
> > > > > >          \  `.      |     `._     _.-'^
> > > > > >           \   .     /         `|`|`
> > > > > >         .-.\       /           | |
> > > > > >         \  `\     /            | |
> > > > > >          `\  `   |             | |
> > > > > >            \     |             | |
> > > > > >           .-.    |             | |
> > > > > >           \  `.   \            | |
> > > > > >            `\      \           | |
> > > > > >              \      \          | |
> > > > > >               \_____ :-'~~~~~'-' ;
> > > > > >               /____;``-.         :
> > > > > >              <____(     `.       ;
> > > > > >                \___\     ;     .'
> > > > > >                   /``--'~___.-'
> > > > > >                  /\___/^/__/
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> > > > > >                  `\ \    \ \
> > > > > >                    \ \    \ \
> > > > > >                     \ \    \ \
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> > > > > >                  jgs   \ \___ _______ __)>
> > > > > >                    _____\ \'~``______)>
> > > > > >                  <(_______.._______)>
> > > > >
> > > > >
> > > > >
> > > > >      .--,        .--,  ,-----------------------,
> > > > >     ( (  \.----./  ) ) | Your ASCII'ing for it |
> > > > >      '.__/o    o\__.'  |/----------------------'
> > > > >         {=  ^   =}
> > > > >          >  -   <
> > > > >         /        \
> > > > >        //        \\
> > > > >       file://|   .    |\\
> > > > >       "'\        /'"
> > > > >          \ O||O /
> > > > >        ___)(|| )(___
> > > > >   LMD (((__)\/ (__)))
> > > > >
> > > > > (Lester the well hung hamster)
> > > >
> > > >                                               _
> > > >           ,,;;;,,,,   _.---.._                \`-._
> > > >         `';;;;;;;;;;;;;,      `'.           .--'-._';,
> > > >            ,;;';;''/            `;_       `';;;;'    `'.
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> > > >                    |  ;        \       '.,;;'     |       \
> > > >                     \  \       |                  ;._. ,-'`.
> > > >                  /`'-`;.`'._   /                  /   `-.\_/
> > > >                  ; .-._ .-'  .'                  |
> > > >                 / /    '\ .-'`.                _/   WHO PUT THIS
> > > >             _.-' /       \ \   '-._            /   FUCKING HELIUM
> > > >            (_/_.'     __.) /       `;--.._/   (  BALLOON UP MY ARSE
> > > >                      (_/__/          \   `,   \
> > > >                                       \  | \   \
> > > >                                        \ \  `\  |
> > > >                                         \ \   \ \
> > > >                                          \_\   \ \
> > > >                                           )-`\  \_\
> > > >                                      jgs  `==`   )-`\
> > > >                                                  `==`
> > > >
> > >
> > >                            __
> > >                   _ww   _a+"D
> > >            y#,  _r^ # _*^  y`
> > >           q0 0 a"   W*`    F   ____
> > >        ;  #^ Mw`  __`. .  4-~~^^`
> > >       _  _P   ` /'^           `www=.
> > >     , $  +F    `                q
> > >     K ]                         ^K`     MMM MMM MMM
> > >   , #_                . ___ r    ],     LOVE THE TASTE
> > >   _*.^            '.__dP^^~#,  ,_ *,    OF THAT ASSHOLE
> > >   ^b    / _         ``     _F   ]  ]_
> > >    '___  '               ~~^    ]   [
> > >    :` ]b_    ~k_               ,`  yl
> > >      #P        `*a__       __a~   z~`
> > >      #L     _      ^------~^`   ,/
> > >       ~-vww*"v_               _/`
> > >               ^"q_         _x"
> > >                __#my..___p/`mma____
> > >            _awP",`,^"-_"^`._ L L  #
> > >          _#0w_^_^,^r___...._ t [],"w
> > >         e^   ]b_x^_~^` __,  .]Wy7` x`
> > >          '=w__^9*$P-*MF`      ^[_.=
> > >              ^"y   qw/"^_____^~9 t
> > >                ]_l  ,'^_`..===  x'
> > >                 ">.ak__awwwwWW###r
> > >                   ##WWWWWWWWWWWWWW__
> > >                  _WWWWWWMM#WWWW_JP^"~-=w_
> > >        .____awwmp_wNw#[w/`     ^#,      ~b___.
> > >         ` ^^^~^"W___            ]Raaaamw~`^``^^~
> > >                   ^~"~---~~~~~~`
> >
> >            .--"--.
> >           /       \
> >          /  o o    \                I'M SNEAKING INTO MY MOMMY'S
> >         (    ^     ,)                  ROOM SO I CAN SUCK HER
> >          \   __,   /-._
> >           `._____.'    `--.__
> >                  \ /         `/``"""'-.
> >                   Y    7     /         :
> >                   |   /     |  .--.     :
> >                   /  /__     \/    `.__.:.____.-.
> >                  /  / / `"""`/    .-"..____.-.   \
> >         jgs  _.-'  /_/      (                 \-. \
> >             `=----'          `----------'""`-. \ `"
> >                                               `"
> 
> 
> 
>               .======.
>               | INRI |            THIS IS SO
>               |      |            EMBARRASSING
>               |      |
>      .========'      '========.
>      |   _      xxxx      _   |
>      |  /_;-.__ / _\  _.-;_\  |
>      |     `-._`'`_/'`.-'     |
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>               | |  / |
>               |/-.(  |
>               |\_._\ |
>               | \ \`;|
>               |  > |/|
>               | / // |
>               | |//  |
>               | \(\  |
>               |  ``  |
>               |      |
>               |      |
>               |      |
>               |      |
>   \\jgs _  _\\| \//  |//_   _ \// _
>  ^ `^`^ ^`` `^ ^` ``^^`  `^^` `^ `^

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    /\ \_/ /\            /\ \O/ /\       /\'\=/'/\
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  /___________\        /___________\   /___________\  .
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.     \/         \   /         .    /              jro\ .
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      \___________//   .           \___________________/
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                     WE NEED MORE CRACK
                  SELL ONE OF THE BITCHES

-- 
 Medical Catastrophe     mhm23x23
 Mocking the afflicted since 1968

Millennial Catastrophe wrote:
> 
> James E. <jre...@idirect.com> wrote:
> 
> > Shaun Mead <"shaun.mead"@ns.sympatico.caREMOVE CAPITALIZED TEXT> wrote in
> > message news:BRon4.1295$Iw3...@sapphire.mtt.net...
> > > "James E." wrote:
> > > >
> > > > Millennial Catastrophe <mo...@xisabatad.tacdem> wrote in message
> > > > news:87kq17$q4m$5...@mews.databasix.com...
> > > > > LongMcDong <lon...@hotmail.com> wrote:
> > > > >
> > > > > > James E. wrote:
> > > > > >
> > > > > > > Millennial Catastrophe <mo...@xisabatad.tacdem> wrote in message
> > > > > > > news:87islk$6j3$3...@pookiehead.databasix.com...
> > > > > > > > James E. <jre...@idirect.com>
> > wrote:
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Millennial Catastrophe <mo...@xisabatad.tacdem> wrote in message
> > > > > > > > > news:87ijkv$1b$1...@pookiehead.databasix.com...
> > > > > > > > > > James E.
> > <jre...@idirect.com>
> > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Jan-Erik Finnberg <whe...@icenet.no.spam.please.fi> wrote
> > in
> > > > message
> > > > > > > > > > > news:PwO...@4ax.com...
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Thu, 3 Feb 2000 15:56:11 +0100, "Ool"
> > > > > > > > > > > > <Ulr...@t-online.de> wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > >>>      I'M DRIVEN BY A PEDOPHILE
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > >> Man, that was propably the most un-funny thing I have
> > > > ever
> > > > > > > seen.
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > >Are you saying I should remove that bumper sticker from
> > my
> > > > car?
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > LOL!
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > >  __    "Muscles of All Limbs, Unite!
> > > > > > > > > > > > >('__`>                      You Have Nothing to Lose
> > But
> > > > Your
> > > > > > > > > Sinews."
> > > > > > > > > > > > >// ^(   �OOL mm
> > > > > > > > > > > > >`\_-/
> > > > > > > > > http://home.t-online.de/home/ulrich.schreglmann/images/00L.gif
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > More imitation ascii art fart: (nothing personal, just
> > > > keeping
> > > > > > > this
> > > > > > > > > > > > on-topic)
> > > > > > > > > > > >   __
> > > > > > > > > > > > ('__`>  I HAVE FAG TRIANGLE EYES!
> > > > > > > > > > > > //
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > `\_-/
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Just to give you some ammo, in case you want to get
> > even:
> > > > > > > > > > > >                 ___
> > > > > > > > > > > >             ,-'"   "`-.
> > > > > > > > > > > >           ,'_          `.
> > > > > > > > > > > >          / / \  ,-       \
> > > > > > > > > > > >     __   | \_0 ---        |
> > > > > > > > > > > >    /  |  |                |
> > > > > > > > > > > >    \  \  `--.______,-/    |
> > > > > > > > > > > >  ___)  \  ,--""    ,/     |
> > > > > > > > > > > > /    _  \ \-_____,-      /
> > > > > > > > > > > > \__-/ \  | `.          ,'
> > > > > > > > > > > >   \___/ <    �--------'
> > > > > > > > > > > >    \__/\ | Wny
> > > > > > > > > > > >     \__//
> > > > > > > > > > > > --
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > >                  ___
> > > > > > > > > > >              ,-'"   "`-.
> > > > > > > > > > >            ,'_          `.
> > > > > > > > > > >           / / \  ,-       \
> > > > > > > > > > >      __   | \_0 ---        |     I LIKE THE
> > > > > > > > > > >     /  |  |                |     TASTE OF DICK!
> > > > > > > > > > >     \  \  `--.______,-/    |
> > > > > > > > > > >   ___)  \  ,--""    ,/     |
> > > > > > > > > > >  /    _  \ \-_____,-      /
> > > > > > > > > > >  \__-/ \  | `.          ,'
> > > > > > > > > > >    \___/ <    �--------'
> > > > > > > > > > >     \__/\ | Wny
> > > > > > > > > > >      \__//
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > >                                       _,-/\^---,
> > > > > > > > > >                ;"~~~~~~~~";          _/;; ~~  {0 `---v
> > > > > > > > > >              ;" :::::   :: "\_     _/   ;;     ~ _../
> > > > > > > > > >            ;" ;;    ;;;       \___/::    ;;,'~~~~
> > > > > > > > > >          ;"  ;;;;.    ;;     ;;;    ::   ,/   OOH I NEED A
> > > > > > > > > >         / ;;   ;;;______;;;;  ;;;    ::,/   SHIT SO BAD
> > > > > > > > > >        /;;V_;; _-~~~~~~~~~~;_  ;;;   ,/
> > > > > > > > > >       | :/ / ,/              \_  ~~)/
> > > > > > > > > >       |:| / /~~~=              \;; \~~=
> > > > > > > > > >       ;:;{::~~~~~~=              \__~~~=
> > > > > > > > > >    ;~~:;  ~~~~~~~~~               ~~~~~~
> > > > > > > > > >    \/~~
> > > > > > > > > > Brian Thomas
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > >                ,       ,
> > > > > > > > >               /(       )`
> > > > > > > > >               \ \__   / |
> > > > > > > > >               /- _ `-/  '
> > > > > > > > >              (/\/ \ \   /\
> > > > > > > > >              / /   | `    \
> > > > > > > > >              O O   )      |
> > > > > > > > >              `-^--'`<     '
> > > > > > > > >             (_.)  _ )    /      SHOVE THIS UP
> > > > > > > > >              `.___/`    /       MY ASS OH GOD
> > > > > > > > >                `-----' /        PS:
> > > > > > > > >   <----.     __ / __   \        FAG TITS COCK
> > > > > > > > >   <----|====O)))==) \) /====
> > > > > > > > >   <----'    `--' `.__,' \
> > > > > > > > >                |         |
> > > > > > > > >                 \       /
> > > > > > > > >             ____( (_   / \______
> > > > > > > > >           ,'  ,----'   |        \
> > > > > > > > >           `--{__________)       \/
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > >                         ___                   _...------..._
> > > > > > > >   FUCK OFF OR        .'`   ```""--...___...-"`              `'-.
> > > > > > > >  I'LL CRAWL UP      / -..__
> > `\
> > > > > > > >  YOUR PISSHOLE     Y_/ / / `/`;-..__       __...-;")`|`"/-._
> > Y
> > > > > > > >      ,'                "`   "`  | / `|"("`( (  | | `"  (_/ _)
> > |)
> > > > > > > >     ;'-.._..-.._                 "   `-`   "`  `"         (,'
> > ;
> > > > > > > >      `"-..      ``"-==...._____               __.....--''`
> > /\
> > > > > > > >      _..-'                     ```````````````
> > _.'\_)
> > > > > > > >    ,:--""``"--'";-=.,__        _                     _  __,.-: \
> > > > > > > >   /              \ \ | |``/"/": ;-q-q-=y=q==y-y-;";"\_|` \ \
> > \_)
> > > > > > > >                   "` :_; (_/  `-'  \_) | | (_/  `-'       "`
> > > > > > > >         sk                             `"`
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > >                                 __
> > > > > > >                                /  \      __
> > > > > > >    .---.                  _   /   /   _.~  \
> > > > > > >    \    `.               / \ /   /.-~    __/
> > > > > > >     `\    \              |  |   |/    .-~ __
> > > > > > >       \    \             |  |   |   .'--~~  \
> > > > > > >        \    \            |  |   `  ' _______/
> > > > > > >         \    \           |  `        /
> > > > > > >     .--. \    \          |    `     /
> > > > > > >     \   `.\    \          \        /
> > > > > > >      `\   \     \          `\
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > >        \   \     \           > ,-.-.         SOMEONE PUT A
> > > > > > >         \   `.    \         /  |  \ \        COCK IN MY ASS
> > > > > > >          \    .    \       /___| O |O\     ,
> > > > > > >       .-. \    ;    |    /`    `^-.\.-'`--'/
> > > > > > >       \  `;         |   |                 /
> > > > > > >        `\  \        |   `.     `--..____,'
> > > > > > >          \  `.      |     `._     _.-'^
> > > > > > >           \   .     /         `|`|`
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> > > > > > >         \  `\     /            | |
> > > > > > >          `\  `   |             | |
> > > > > > >            \     |             | |
> > > > > > >           .-.    |             | |
> > > > > > >           \  `.   \            | |
> > > > > > >            `\      \           | |
> > > > > > >              \      \          | |
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> > > > > > >               /____;``-.         :
> > > > > > >              <____(     `.       ;
> > > > > > >                \___\     ;     .'
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> > > > > > >                    \ \    \ \
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> > > > > > >                  <(_______.._______)>
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> > > > > >
> > > > > >
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> > > > > >     ( (  \.----./  ) ) | Your ASCII'ing for it |
> > > > > >      '.__/o    o\__.'  |/----------------------'
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> > > > > >       "'\        /'"
> > > > > >          \ O||O /
> > > > > >        ___)(|| )(___
> > > > > >   LMD (((__)\/ (__)))
> > > > > >
> > > > > > (Lester the well hung hamster)
> > > > >
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> > >           /       \
> > >          /  o o    \                I'M SNEAKING INTO MY MOMMY'S
> > >         (    ^     ,)                  ROOM SO I CAN SUCK HER
> > >          \   __,   /-._
> > >           `._____.'    `--.__
> > >                  \ /         `/``"""'-.
> > >                   Y    7     /         :
> > >                   |   /     |  .--.     :
> > >                   /  /__     \/    `.__.:.____.-.
> > >                  /  / / `"""`/    .-"..____.-.   \
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> > >                                               `"
> >
> >
> >
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> >               |      |            EMBARRASSING
> >               |      |
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>           _                 _ __...----~~~~~ _
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>     /\ \_/ /\            /\ \O/ /\       /\'\=/'/\
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>         /=/////\\         (_)             __\=|/
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>      /   (:)       \   \' /         /(*)(*)(*)(*\\\\\\\
>     /  _ (:)     _  \  / /          | _  _  _  _ \\\\\\
>    /  / \__   __/ \  \/ /           |/_\/_\/_\/_\/_\/_|
>    (  \ |       |__\   /   .         \_/\_/\_/\_/\_/\/
>     \  \|       |   \_/              |/_\/_\/_\/_\/_\|
>      \  |_______|/   \               |\_/\_/\_/\_/\_/|
> .     \/         \   /         .    /              jro\ .
>       /           \ /              /(*)(*)(*)(*)(*)(*)(\
>       \___________//   .           \___________________/
>    .                       \|/ .             .            .
> 
>                      WE NEED MORE CRACK
>                   SELL ONE OF THE BITCHES
> 
> --
>  Medical Catastrophe     mhm23x23
>  Mocking the afflicted since 1968


 ____________________
| |""""""""""""""""| |
|.|________________|H|
| |________________| |
| |________________| |      I AM CRAMMED
| |________________| |      FULL OF PORN
| |________________| |
| |________________| |
|                    |
|    ____________    |
|   |   |  _     |   |
|   |   | | |    |   |
|   |   | |_|    | V | mga
|___|___|________|___|


-- 
   /\----------------------------------+---------------------/\
  /  From the crazy mind of Shaun Mead.|____________________/  \
 /  Got ICQ? Reach me at 26586042.     | Are grapes following   \
(  BEWARE THE MONSOON! Check out       | you to work? You may    )
 \  http://www.rctm.homepage.com       | be hallucinating.      /
  \  shaun.mead(at)ns.sympatico.ca     |     - Mad Magazine    /
   \/----------------------------------+---------------------\/

>  ____________________
> | |""""""""""""""""| |
> |.|________________|H|
> | |________________| |
> | |________________| |      I AM CRAMMED
> | |________________| |      FULL OF PORN
> | |________________| |
> | |________________| |
> |                    |
> |    ____________    |
> |   |   |  _     |   |
> |   |   | | |    |   |
> |   |   | |_|    | V | mga
> |___|___|________|___|



That one was actually done, wasn't it?

Andrew

Andrew Carpenter <new...@gloucestershire.freeserve.co.uk> wrote in message
news:87nhoi$vd6$1...@news7.svr.pol.co.uk...
> >  ____________________
> > | |""""""""""""""""| |
> > |.|________________|H|
> > | |________________| |
> > | |________________| |      I AM CRAMMED
> > | |________________| |      FULL OF PORN
> > | |________________| |
> > | |________________| |
> > |                    |
> > |    ____________    |
> > |   |   |  _     |   |
> > |   |   | | |    |   |
> > |   |   | |_|    | V | mga
> > |___|___|________|___|
>
>
>
> That one was actually done, wasn't it?

Yup.  Scary that an attempt to stoop to his level actually emulated him, eh?
:)

On Mon, 07 Feb 2000 23:09:38 GMT, "James E."
<jre...@idirect.com> wrote:

>
>Andrew Carpenter <new...@gloucestershire.freeserve.co.uk> wrote in message
>news:87nhoi$vd6$1...@news7.svr.pol.co.uk...
>> >  ____________________
>> > | |""""""""""""""""| |
>> > |.|________________|H|
>> > | |________________| |
>> > | |________________| |      I AM CRAMMED
>> > | |________________| |      FULL OF PORN
>> > | |________________| |
>> > | |________________| |
>> > |                    |
>> > |    ____________    |
>> > |   |   |  _     |   |
>> > |   |   | | |    |   |
>> > |   |   | |_|    | V | mga
>> > |___|___|________|___|
>>
>>
>>
>> That one was actually done, wasn't it?
>
>Yup.  Scary that an attempt to stoop to his level actually emulated him, eh?
>:)

i'm a bird i think

"James E." wrote:

> How dare you stereotype the Scottish!  I am a Scottish-Canadian.  Why don't
> you just make a joke about fucking a sheep while eating back bacon, you
> RACIST!!

Wouldn't that be 'maple-leaf-chewing sheepshagger' then ?

Hey Guys! We got a Canadian Kilted Yaksman here!!!

-)

Ojosh!ro
-- 
Europe: The final countdown

ojo...@lunatech.com

Beekeeper <ike...@my-apiary.com> ASCII art 8 Feb 2000 00:00 · permalink · report
On Tue, 08 Feb 2000 02:34:51 GMT, "James E."
<jre...@idirect.com> wrote:

>
>Millennial Catastrophe <mo...@xisabatad.tacdem> wrote in message
>news:87nofa$c4u$2...@blackhelicopter.databasix.com...
>> Shaun Mead <"shaun.mead"@ns.sympatico.caREMOVE CAPITALIZED TEXT> wrote:
>>
>> > Millennial Catastrophe wrote:
>> > >
>> > > James E. <jre...@idirect.com> wrote:
>> > >
>> > > > Shaun Mead <"shaun.mead"@ns.sympatico.caREMOVE CAPITALIZED TEXT>
>wrote in
>> > > > message news:BRon4.1295$Iw3...@sapphire.mtt.net...
>> > > > > "James E." wrote:
>> > > > > >
>> > > > > > Millennial Catastrophe <mo...@xisabatad.tacdem> wrote in message
>> > > > > > news:87kq17$q4m$5...@mews.databasix.com...
>> > > > > > > LongMcDong <lon...@hotmail.com> wrote:
>> > > > > > >
>> > > > > > > > James E. wrote:
>> > > > > > > >
>> > > > > > > > > Millennial Catastrophe <mo...@xisabatad.tacdem> wrote in
>message
>> > > > > > > > > news:87islk$6j3$3...@pookiehead.databasix.com...
>> > > > > > > > > > James E.
><jre...@idirect.com>
>> > > > wrote:
>> > > > > > > > > >
>> > > > > > > > > > > Millennial Catastrophe <mo...@xisabatad.tacdem> wrote in
>> > > > > > > > > > > message news:87ijkv$1b$1...@pookiehead.databasix.com...
>> > > > > > > > > > > > James E.
>> > > > <jre...@idirect.com>
>> > > > > > wrote:
>> > > > > > > > > > > >
>> > > > > > > > > > > > > Jan-Erik Finnberg
><whe...@icenet.no.spam.please.fi>
>> > > > wrote in > > message > > > > > > > > >
>> > > > news:PwO...@4ax.com... > > > > > > > > > > On
>> > > > Thu, 3 Feb 2000 15:56:11 +0100, "Ool"
>> > > > > > > > > > > > > > <Ulr...@t-online.de> wrote:
>> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
>> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >>>      I'M DRIVEN BY A PEDOPHILE
>> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
>> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >> Man, that was propably the most un-funny
>thing
>> > > > > > I have ever > > > seen.
>> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
>> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >Are you saying I should remove that bumper
>> > > > sticker from my > > car?
>> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
>> > > > > > > > > > > > > > LOL!
>> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
>> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >  __    "Muscles of All Limbs, Unite!
>> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >('__`>                      You Have Nothing to
>Lose
>> > > > But
>> > > > > > Your
>> > > > > > > > > > > Sinews."
>> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >// ^(   �OOL mm
>> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >`\_-/
>> > > > > > > > > > >
>http://home.t-online.de/home/ulrich.schreglmann/images/0
>> > > > > > > > > > > 0L.gif > > >
>> > > > > > > > > > > > > > More imitation ascii art fart: (nothing
>personal, just
>> > > > > > keeping
>> > > > > > > > > this
>> > > > > > > > > > > > > > on-topic)
>> > > > > > > > > > > > > >   __
>> > > > > > > > > > > > > > ('__`>  I HAVE FAG TRIANGLE EYES!
>> > > > > > > > > > > > > > //
>> > > > > > > > > > >
>> > > > > > > > > > > > > > `\_-/
>> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
>> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
>> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Just to give you some ammo, in case you want to
>get
>> > > > even:
>> > > > > > > > > > > > > >                 ___
>> > > > > > > > > > > > > >             ,-'"   "`-.
>> > > > > > > > > > > > > >           ,'_          `.
>> > > > > > > > > > > > > >          / / \  ,-       \
>> > > > > > > > > > > > > >     __   | \_0 ---        |
>> > > > > > > > > > > > > >    /  |  |                |
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>> > > > > > > > > > > > > >  ___)  \  ,--""    ,/     |
>> > > > > > > > > > > > > > /    _  \ \-_____,-      /
>> > > > > > > > > > > > > > \__-/ \  | `.          ,'
>> > > > > > > > > > > > > >   \___/ <    �--------'
>> > > > > > > > > > > > > >    \__/\ | Wny
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>> > > > > > > > > > > > >
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>> > > > > > > > > > > > >      __   | \_0 ---        |     I LIKE THE
>> > > > > > > > > > > > >     /  |  |                |     TASTE OF DICK!
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>> > > > > > > > > > > > >   ___)  \  ,--""    ,/     |
>> > > > > > > > > > > > >  /    _  \ \-_____,-      /
>> > > > > > > > > > > > >  \__-/ \  | `.          ,'
>> > > > > > > > > > > > >    \___/ <    �--------'
>> > > > > > > > > > > > >     \__/\ | Wny
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>> > > > > > > > > > >
>> > > > > > > > > > >
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>> > > > > > > > > > >               /(       )`
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>> > > > > > > > > > >               /- _ `-/  '
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>> > > > > > > > > > >              O O   )      |
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>> > > > > > > > > > >             (_.)  _ )    /      SHOVE THIS UP
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>> > > > > > > > > > >                `-----' /        PS:
>> > > > > > > > > > >   <----.     __ / __   \        FAG TITS COCK
>> > > > > > > > > > >   <----|====O)))==) \) /====
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>> > > > > > > > > > >                |         |
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>> > > > > > > > > > >           ,'  ,----'   |        \
>> > > > > > > > > > >           `--{__________)       \/
>> > > > > > > > > >
>> > > > > > > > > >
>> > > > > > > > > >
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>_...------..._
>> > > > > > > > > >   FUCK OFF OR        .'`   ```""--...___...-"`
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>> > > > PISSHOLE     Y_/ / / `/`;-..__       __...-;")`|`"/-._ Y > > > > > >
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>> > > > > > > > >         \   `.    \         /  |  \ \        COCK IN MY
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>> > > >               |      |            EMBARRASSING
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>> > >     /\ \_/ /\            /\ \O/ /\       /\'\=/'/\
>> > >    /__\_\_/__\     .    /__\_\_/__\     /__\_\_/__\
>> > >   /___________\        /___________\   /___________\  .
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>> > > .     \/         \   /         .    /              jro\ .
>> > >       /           \ /              /(*)(*)(*)(*)(*)(*)(\
>> > >       \___________//   .           \___________________/
>> > >    .                       \|/ .             .            .
>> > >
>> > >                      WE NEED MORE CRACK
>> > >                   SELL ONE OF THE BITCHES
>> > >
>> > > --
>> > >  Medical Catastrophe     mhm23x23
>> > >  Mocking the afflicted since 1968
>> >
>> >
>> >  ____________________
>> > | |""""""""""""""""| |
>> > |.|________________|H|
>> > | |________________| |
>> > | |________________| |      I AM CRAMMED
>> > | |________________| |      FULL OF PORN
>> > | |________________| |
>> > | |________________| |
>> > |                    |
>> > |    ____________    |
>> > |   |   |  _     |   |
>> > |   |   | | |    |   |
>> > |   |   | |_|    | V | mga
>> > |___|___|________|___|
>>
>>                    ___
>>                 ,-'   '-.
>>                /  _   _  \
>>                | (o)_(o) |
>>                \ .-""-.  /     WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
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>>               //   :    ; \
>>              //. - '' -.|  |
>>             /:    :     |  |
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>>              `""`
>
>
>                   __   __
>                 .'  '.'  `.
>              _.-|  o | o  |-._
>            .~   `.__.'.__.'^  ~.        JOIN THE ASSFISTING
>          .~     ^  /   \  ^     ~.    PLEASE SNIFF MY FINGERS
>          \-._^   ^|     |    ^_.-/
>          `\  `-._  \___/ ^_.-' /'
>            `\_   `--...--'   /'
>               `-.._______..-'      /\  /\
>                  __/   \__         | |/ /_
>                .'^   ^    `.      .'   `__\
>              .'    ^     ^  `.__.'^ .\ \
>             .' ^ .    ^   .    ^  .'  \/
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>            \   \|^      ^  |
>             `\^ |        ^ |
>               `~|    ^     |
>                 |  ^     ^ |
>                 \^         /
>                  `.    ^ .'
>             jgs   : ^    ;
>           .-~~~~~~   |  ^ ~~~~~~-.
>          /   ^     ^ |    ^       \
>          \^     ^   / \  ^     ^  /
>           `~~~~~~~~'   `~~~~~~~~~'
>
>

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                           '._ (_ '.__.-,
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         )_`\ )_`\      )_`\
         `""` `""`      `""`

Ojosh!ro <ojo...@mindless.com> ASCII art 8 Feb 2000 00:00 · permalink · report
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Europe: The final countdown

ojo...@lunatech.com

Gerfried Fuchs <alf...@innocent.com> ASCII art 8 Feb 2000 00:00 · permalink · report
Ojosh!ro <ojosh!r...@mindless.com> wrote:
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SCNR :-)
-- 
Gerfried Fuchs
<URL:mailto:alf...@innocent.com>
<URL:http://alfie.ist.org/alfie/>

Andrew Carpenter wrote:
> 
> >  ____________________
> > | |""""""""""""""""| |
> > |.|________________|H|
> > | |________________| |
> > | |________________| |      I AM CRAMMED
> > | |________________| |      FULL OF PORN
> > | |________________| |
> > | |________________| |
> > |                    |
> > |    ____________    |
> > |   |   |  _     |   |
> > |   |   | | |    |   |
> > |   |   | |_|    | V | mga
> > |___|___|________|___|
> 
> That one was actually done, wasn't it?
> 
> Andrew

Really? Guess I didn't see it.

-- 
   /\----------------------------------+---------------------/\
  /  From the crazy mind of Shaun Mead.|____________________/  \
 /  Got ICQ? Reach me at 26586042.     | Are grapes following   \
(  BEWARE THE MONSOON! Check out       | you to work? You may    )
 \  http://www.rctm.homepage.com       | be hallucinating.      /
  \  shaun.mead(at)ns.sympatico.ca     |     - Mad Magazine    /
   \/----------------------------------+---------------------\/


"James E." wrote:
> 
> Ool <Ulr...@t-online.de> wrote in message
> news:87jt9d$2uu$1...@news04.btx.dtag.de...
> > >                BEAM BE
> > >               UP, SCOTTY!           FUCK YOU
> > >                                     CAPITAN
> > >  ___________________          _-_
> > >  \==============_=_/ ____.---'---`---.____
> > >              \_ \    \----._________.----/
> > >                \ \   /  /    `-_-'
> > >            __,--`.`-'..'-_
> > >           /____          ||
> > >                `--.____,-'
> >
> > No, that would be:  "FOOCK YE, CUPPTUNN"
> >
> > Oorrr soomthing...
> 
> How dare you stereotype the Scottish!  I am a Scottish-Canadian.  Why don't
> you just make a joke about fucking a sheep while eating back bacon, you
> RACIST!!
> 
> --J
> 
> PS:  :)

why don't you add something about haggus while you're at it.
--
velvetine bejeezus

"If God were suddenly condemned to live the life which he has inflicted
on men, He would kill himself."
-Alexandre Dumas

LongMcDong <lon...@hotmail.com> ASCII art 8 Feb 2000 00:00 · permalink · report

Beekeeper wrote:

> On Tue, 08 Feb 2000 02:34:51 GMT, "James E."
> <jre...@idirect.com> wrote:
>
> >
> >Millennial Catastrophe <mo...@xisabatad.tacdem> wrote in message
> >news:87nofa$c4u$2...@blackhelicopter.databasix.com...
> >> Shaun Mead <"shaun.mead"@ns.sympatico.caREMOVE CAPITALIZED TEXT> wrote:
> >>
> >> > Millennial Catastrophe wrote:
> >> > >
> >> > > James E. <jre...@idirect.com> wrote:
> >> > >
> >> > > > Shaun Mead <"shaun.mead"@ns.sympatico.caREMOVE CAPITALIZED TEXT>
> >wrote in
> >> > > > message news:BRon4.1295$Iw3...@sapphire.mtt.net...
> >> > > > > "James E." wrote:
> >> > > > > >
> >> > > > > > Millennial Catastrophe <mo...@xisabatad.tacdem> wrote in message
> >> > > > > > news:87kq17$q4m$5...@mews.databasix.com...
> >> > > > > > > LongMcDong <lon...@hotmail.com> wrote:
> >> > > > > > >
> >> > > > > > > > James E. wrote:
> >> > > > > > > >
> >> > > > > > > > > Millennial Catastrophe <mo...@xisabatad.tacdem> wrote in
> >message
> >> > > > > > > > > news:87islk$6j3$3...@pookiehead.databasix.com...
> >> > > > > > > > > > James E.
> ><jre...@idirect.com>
> >> > > > wrote:
> >> > > > > > > > > >
> >> > > > > > > > > > > Millennial Catastrophe <mo...@xisabatad.tacdem> wrote in
> >> > > > > > > > > > > message news:87ijkv$1b$1...@pookiehead.databasix.com...
> >> > > > > > > > > > > > James E.
> >> > > > <jre...@idirect.com>
> >> > > > > > wrote:
> >> > > > > > > > > > > >
> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > Jan-Erik Finnberg
> ><whe...@icenet.no.spam.please.fi>
> >> > > > wrote in > > message > > > > > > > > >
> >> > > > news:PwO...@4ax.com... > > > > > > > > > > On
> >> > > > Thu, 3 Feb 2000 15:56:11 +0100, "Ool"
> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > <Ulr...@t-online.de> wrote:
> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >>>      I'M DRIVEN BY A PEDOPHILE
> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >> Man, that was propably the most un-funny
> >thing
> >> > > > > > I have ever > > > seen.
> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >Are you saying I should remove that bumper
> >> > > > sticker from my > > car?
> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > LOL!
> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >  __    "Muscles of All Limbs, Unite!
> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >('__`>                      You Have Nothing to
> >Lose
> >> > > > But
> >> > > > > > Your
> >> > > > > > > > > > > Sinews."
> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >// ^(   �OOL mm
> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >`\_-/
> >> > > > > > > > > > >
> >http://home.t-online.de/home/ulrich.schreglmann/images/0
> >> > > > > > > > > > > 0L.gif > > >
> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > More imitation ascii art fart: (nothing
> >personal, just
> >> > > > > > keeping
> >> > > > > > > > > this
> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > on-topic)
> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > >   __
> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > ('__`>  I HAVE FAG TRIANGLE EYES!
> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > //
> >> > > > > > > > > > >
> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > `\_-/
> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Just to give you some ammo, in case you want to
> >get
> >> > > > even:
> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > >                 ___
> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > >             ,-'"   "`-.
> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > >           ,'_          `.
> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > >          / / \  ,-       \
> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > >     __   | \_0 ---        |
> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > >    /  |  |                |
> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > >    \  \  `--.______,-/    |
> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > >  ___)  \  ,--""    ,/     |
> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > /    _  \ \-_____,-      /
> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > \__-/ \  | `.          ,'
> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > >   \___/ <    �--------'
> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > >    \__/\ | Wny
> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > >     \__//
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> >> > > > > > > > > > > > >
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> >> > > > > > > > > > > > >              ,-'"   "`-.
> >> > > > > > > > > > > > >            ,'_          `.
> >> > > > > > > > > > > > >           / / \  ,-       \
> >> > > > > > > > > > > > >      __   | \_0 ---        |     I LIKE THE
> >> > > > > > > > > > > > >     /  |  |                |     TASTE OF DICK!
> >> > > > > > > > > > > > >     \  \  `--.______,-/    |
> >> > > > > > > > > > > > >   ___)  \  ,--""    ,/     |
> >> > > > > > > > > > > > >  /    _  \ \-_____,-      /
> >> > > > > > > > > > > > >  \__-/ \  | `.          ,'
> >> > > > > > > > > > > > >    \___/ <    �--------'
> >> > > > > > > > > > > > >     \__/\ | Wny
> >> > > > > > > > > > > > >      \__//
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> >`---v
> >> > > > > > > > > > > >              ;" :::::   :: "\_     _/   ;;     ~
> >_../
> >> > > > > > > > > > > >            ;" ;;    ;;;       \___/::    ;;,'~~~~
> >> > > > > > > > > > > >          ;"  ;;;;.    ;;     ;;;    ::   ,/   OOH I
> >NEED A
> >> > > > > > > > > > > >         / ;;   ;;;______;;;;  ;;;    ::,/   SHIT SO
> >BAD
> >> > > > > > > > > > > >        /;;V_;; _-~~~~~~~~~~;_  ;;;   ,/
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> >> > > > > > > > > > > >    ;~~:;  ~~~~~~~~~               ~~~~~~
> >> > > > > > > > > > > >    \/~~
> >> > > > > > > > > > > > Brian Thomas
> >> > > > > > > > > > >
> >> > > > > > > > > > >
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> >> > > > > > > > > > >               /(       )`
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> >> > >     /\ \_/ /\            /\ \O/ /\       /\'\=/'/\
> >> > >    /__\_\_/__\     .    /__\_\_/__\     /__\_\_/__\
> >> > >   /___________\        /___________\   /___________\  .
> >> > >  (   _____/:_) )      (  _______/:_)) ((_:\_______  )
> >> > >   \_(_:\______/        \_(_:\______/   \______/:_)_/   \|/
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> >> > >    .     /=/___       ()__)/ /(__()   .    \=\/=/
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> >> > >      /   (:)       \   \' /         /(*)(*)(*)(*\\\\\\\
> >> > >     /  _ (:)     _  \  / /          | _  _  _  _ \\\\\\
> >> > >    /  / \__   __/ \  \/ /           |/_\/_\/_\/_\/_\/_|
> >> > >    (  \ |       |__\   /   .         \_/\_/\_/\_/\_/\/
> >> > >     \  \|       |   \_/              |/_\/_\/_\/_\/_\|
> >> > >      \  |_______|/   \               |\_/\_/\_/\_/\_/|
> >> > > .     \/         \   /         .    /              jro\ .
> >> > >       /           \ /              /(*)(*)(*)(*)(*)(*)(\
> >> > >       \___________//   .           \___________________/
> >> > >    .                       \|/ .             .            .
> >> > >
> >> > >                      WE NEED MORE CRACK
> >> > >                   SELL ONE OF THE BITCHES
> >> > >
> >> > > --
> >> > >  Medical Catastrophe     mhm23x23
> >> > >  Mocking the afflicted since 1968
> >> >
> >> >
> >> >  ____________________
> >> > | |""""""""""""""""| |
> >> > |.|________________|H|
> >> > | |________________| |
> >> > | |________________| |      I AM CRAMMED
> >> > | |________________| |      FULL OF PORN
> >> > | |________________| |
> >> > | |________________| |
> >> > |                    |
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> >> > |___|___|________|___|
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> >>                file://`._.-'`\\     I CAN'T REACH MY COCK
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> >            .~   `.__.'.__.'^  ~.        JOIN THE ASSFISTING
> >          .~     ^  /   \  ^     ~.    PLEASE SNIFF MY FINGERS
> >          \-._^   ^|     |    ^_.-/
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> >            `\_   `--...--'   /'
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--
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Y  )  Y  _  Y  _ \Y  _  Y  Y  Y  _  Y  _ \ Y  _  Y  _ \Y  _  Y
|  |  |  |  |  |  |  |__|     |  l__|  |  \|  |  |  |  |  |__|
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l_____l_____l__|  l_____l__|  l_____l_____/l_____l__|  l_____l
               `--'        `--'                     `--'
LongMcDong
President of Adopt A Monkey
"I'm not just a client, i'm also a member."

zarathustra <zar...@hotmial.com> ASCII art 8 Feb 2000 00:00 · permalink · report
Beekeeper <ike...@my-apiary.com> wrote in message
news:lkl...@undercover.fbi.gov...
| On Mon, 07 Feb 2000 23:09:38 GMT, "James E."
| <jre...@idirect.com> wrote:
|
| >
| >Andrew Carpenter <new...@gloucestershire.freeserve.co.uk> wrote in message
| >news:87nhoi$vd6$1...@news7.svr.pol.co.uk...
| >> >  ____________________
| >> > | |""""""""""""""""| |
| >> > |.|________________|H|
| >> > | |________________| |
| >> > | |________________| |      I AM CRAMMED
| >> > | |________________| |      FULL OF PORN
| >> > | |________________| |
| >> > | |________________| |
| >> > |                    |
| >> > |    ____________    |
| >> > |   |   |  _     |   |
| >> > |   |   | | |    |   |
| >> > |   |   | |_|    | V | mga
| >> > |___|___|________|___|
| >>
| >>
| >>
| >> That one was actually done, wasn't it?
| >
| >Yup.  Scary that an attempt to stoop to his level actually emulated him,
eh?
| >:)
|
| i'm a bird i think
|

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         ||     ,_   _.      ||                     |            |       |
         ||      e   e      ||  Hey Beavis,         |   _--    |       |
          ||     _  |_      ||   pull my finger!     _| =-.    |.-.    |
         @|     (o\_/o)     |@   Heh,Heh!!!          o|/o/       _.   |
           |     _____     |                        /  ~          \ |
            \ ( /uuuuu\ ) /             No way!    (/___@)  ___~    |
             \  `====='  /              Ass wipe!!    |_===~~~.`    |
              \  -___-  /                         _______.--~     |
               |       |            //             \________       |
               /-_____-\       .  _//_                      \      |
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Shaun Mead <"shaun.mead"@ns.sympatico.caREMOVE CAPITALIZED TEXT> wrote:

> Millennial Catastrophe wrote:
> > 
> > James E. <jre...@idirect.com> wrote:
> > 
> > > Shaun Mead <"shaun.mead"@ns.sympatico.caREMOVE CAPITALIZED TEXT> wrote in
> > > message news:BRon4.1295$Iw3...@sapphire.mtt.net...
> > > > "James E." wrote:
> > > > >
> > > > > Millennial Catastrophe <mo...@xisabatad.tacdem> wrote in message
> > > > > news:87kq17$q4m$5...@mews.databasix.com...
> > > > > > LongMcDong <lon...@hotmail.com> wrote:
> > > > > >
> > > > > > > James E. wrote:
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Millennial Catastrophe <mo...@xisabatad.tacdem> wrote in message
> > > > > > > > news:87islk$6j3$3...@pookiehead.databasix.com...
> > > > > > > > > James E. <jre...@idirect.com>
> > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Millennial Catastrophe <mo...@xisabatad.tacdem> wrote in
> > > > > > > > > > message news:87ijkv$1b$1...@pookiehead.databasix.com...
> > > > > > > > > > > James E.
> > > <jre...@idirect.com>
> > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Jan-Erik Finnberg <whe...@icenet.no.spam.please.fi>
> > > wrote in > > message > > > > > > > > >
> > > news:PwO...@4ax.com... > > > > > > > > > > On
> > > Thu, 3 Feb 2000 15:56:11 +0100, "Ool"
> > > > > > > > > > > > > <Ulr...@t-online.de> wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >>>      I'M DRIVEN BY A PEDOPHILE
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >> Man, that was propably the most un-funny thing
> > > > > I have ever > > > seen.
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >Are you saying I should remove that bumper
> > > sticker from my > > car?
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > LOL!
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >  __    "Muscles of All Limbs, Unite!
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >('__`>                      You Have Nothing to Lose
> > > But
> > > > > Your
> > > > > > > > > > Sinews."
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >// ^(   �OOL mm
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >`\_-/
> > > > > > > > > > http://home.t-online.de/home/ulrich.schreglmann/images/0
> > > > > > > > > > 0L.gif > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > More imitation ascii art fart: (nothing personal, just
> > > > > keeping
> > > > > > > > this
> > > > > > > > > > > > > on-topic)
> > > > > > > > > > > > >   __
> > > > > > > > > > > > > ('__`>  I HAVE FAG TRIANGLE EYES!
> > > > > > > > > > > > > //
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > `\_-/
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Just to give you some ammo, in case you want to get
> > > even:
> > > > > > > > > > > > >                 ___
> > > > > > > > > > > > >             ,-'"   "`-.
> > > > > > > > > > > > >           ,'_          `.
> > > > > > > > > > > > >          / / \  ,-       \
> > > > > > > > > > > > >     __   | \_0 ---        |
> > > > > > > > > > > > >    /  |  |                |
> > > > > > > > > > > > >    \  \  `--.______,-/    |
> > > > > > > > > > > > >  ___)  \  ,--""    ,/     |
> > > > > > > > > > > > > /    _  \ \-_____,-      /
> > > > > > > > > > > > > \__-/ \  | `.          ,'
> > > > > > > > > > > > >   \___/ <    �--------'
> > > > > > > > > > > > >    \__/\ | Wny
> > > > > > > > > > > > >     \__//
> > > > > > > > > > > > > --
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > >                  ___
> > > > > > > > > > > >              ,-'"   "`-.
> > > > > > > > > > > >            ,'_          `.
> > > > > > > > > > > >           / / \  ,-       \
> > > > > > > > > > > >      __   | \_0 ---        |     I LIKE THE
> > > > > > > > > > > >     /  |  |                |     TASTE OF DICK!
> > > > > > > > > > > >     \  \  `--.______,-/    |
> > > > > > > > > > > >   ___)  \  ,--""    ,/     |
> > > > > > > > > > > >  /    _  \ \-_____,-      /
> > > > > > > > > > > >  \__-/ \  | `.          ,'
> > > > > > > > > > > >    \___/ <    �--------'
> > > > > > > > > > > >     \__/\ | Wny
> > > > > > > > > > > >      \__//
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > >                                       _,-/\^---,
> > > > > > > > > > >                ;"~~~~~~~~";          _/;; ~~  {0 `---v
> > > > > > > > > > >              ;" :::::   :: "\_     _/   ;;     ~ _../
> > > > > > > > > > >            ;" ;;    ;;;       \___/::    ;;,'~~~~
> > > > > > > > > > >          ;"  ;;;;.    ;;     ;;;    ::   ,/   OOH I NEED A
> > > > > > > > > > >         / ;;   ;;;______;;;;  ;;;    ::,/   SHIT SO BAD
> > > > > > > > > > >        /;;V_;; _-~~~~~~~~~~;_  ;;;   ,/
> > > > > > > > > > >       | :/ / ,/              \_  ~~)/
> > > > > > > > > > >       |:| / /~~~=              \;; \~~=
> > > > > > > > > > >       ;:;{::~~~~~~=              \__~~~=
> > > > > > > > > > >    ;~~:;  ~~~~~~~~~               ~~~~~~
> > > > > > > > > > >    \/~~
> > > > > > > > > > > Brian Thomas
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > >                ,       ,
> > > > > > > > > >               /(       )`
> > > > > > > > > >               \ \__   / |
> > > > > > > > > >               /- _ `-/  '
> > > > > > > > > >              (/\/ \ \   /\
> > > > > > > > > >              / /   | `    \
> > > > > > > > > >              O O   )      |
> > > > > > > > > >              `-^--'`<     '
> > > > > > > > > >             (_.)  _ )    /      SHOVE THIS UP
> > > > > > > > > >              `.___/`    /       MY ASS OH GOD
> > > > > > > > > >                `-----' /        PS:
> > > > > > > > > >   <----.     __ / __   \        FAG TITS COCK
> > > > > > > > > >   <----|====O)))==) \) /====
> > > > > > > > > >   <----'    `--' `.__,' \
> > > > > > > > > >                |         |
> > > > > > > > > >                 \       /
> > > > > > > > > >             ____( (_   / \______
> > > > > > > > > >           ,'  ,----'   |        \
> > > > > > > > > >           `--{__________)       \/
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > >                         ___                   _...------..._
> > > > > > > > >   FUCK OFF OR        .'`   ```""--...___...-"`
> > > `'-. > > > > > >  I'LL CRAWL UP      / -..__ `\ > > > > > >  YOUR
> > > PISSHOLE     Y_/ / / `/`;-..__       __...-;")`|`"/-._ Y > > > > > >
> > > ,'                "`   "`  | / `|"("`( (  | | `"  (_/ _) |) > > > > >
> > > >     ;'-.._..-.._                 "   `-`   "`  `"         (,' ; > >
> > > > > > >      `"-..      ``"-==...._____               __.....--''`
> > > /\ > > > > > >      _..-'                     ``````````````` _.'\_) >
> > > > > > > >    ,:--""``"--'";-=.,__        _                     _
> > > __,.-: \ > > > > > >   /              \ \ | |``/"/":
> > > ;-q-q-=y=q==y-y-;";"\_|` \ \ \_) > > > > > >                   "` :_;
> > > (_/  `-'  \_) | | (_/  `-'       "` > > > > > >         sk
> > > `"` > > > > > >
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > >                                 __
> > > > > > > >                                /  \      __
> > > > > > > >    .---.                  _   /   /   _.~  \
> > > > > > > >    \    `.               / \ /   /.-~    __/
> > > > > > > >     `\    \              |  |   |/    .-~ __
> > > > > > > >       \    \             |  |   |   .'--~~  \
> > > > > > > >        \    \            |  |   `  ' _______/
> > > > > > > >         \    \           |  `        /
> > > > > > > >     .--. \    \          |    `     /
> > > > > > > >     \   `.\    \          \        /
> > > > > > > >      `\   \     \          `\
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > >        \   \     \           > ,-.-.         SOMEONE PUT A
> > > > > > > >         \   `.    \         /  |  \ \        COCK IN MY ASS
> > > > > > > >          \    .    \       /___| O |O\     ,
> > > > > > > >       .-. \    ;    |    /`    `^-.\.-'`--'/
> > > > > > > >       \  `;         |   |                 /
> > > > > > > >        `\  \        |   `.     `--..____,'
> > > > > > > >          \  `.      |     `._     _.-'^
> > > > > > > >           \   .     /         `|`|`
> > > > > > > >         .-.\       /           | |
> > > > > > > >         \  `\     /            | |
> > > > > > > >          `\  `   |             | |
> > > > > > > >            \     |             | |
> > > > > > > >           .-.    |             | |
> > > > > > > >           \  `.   \            | |
> > > > > > > >            `\      \           | |
> > > > > > > >              \      \          | |
> > > > > > > >               \_____ :-'~~~~~'-' ;
> > > > > > > >               /____;``-.         :
> > > > > > > >              <____(     `.       ;
> > > > > > > >                \___\     ;     .'
> > > > > > > >                   /``--'~___.-'
> > > > > > > >                  /\___/^/__/
> > > > > > > >                 /   /' /`/'
> > > > > > > >                 \  \   `\ \
> > > > > > > >                  `\ \    \ \
> > > > > > > >                    \ \    \ \
> > > > > > > >                     \ \    \ \
> > > > > > > >                      \ \    \ \     ______
> > > > > > > >                       \ \ ___\ \'~``______)>
> > > > > > > >                  jgs   \ \___ _______ __)>
> > > > > > > >                    _____\ \'~``______)>
> > > > > > > >                  <(_______.._______)>
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > >      .--,        .--,  ,-----------------------,
> > > > > > >     ( (  \.----./  ) ) | Your ASCII'ing for it |
> > > > > > >      '.__/o    o\__.'  |/----------------------'
> > > > > > >         {=  ^   =}
> > > > > > >          >  -   <
> > > > > > >         /        \
> > > > > > >        //        \\
> > > > > > >       file://|   .    |\\
> > > > > > >       "'\        /'"
> > > > > > >          \ O||O /
> > > > > > >        ___)(|| )(___
> > > > > > >   LMD (((__)\/ (__)))
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > (Lester the well hung hamster)
> > > > > >
> > > > > >                                               _
> > > > > >           ,,;;;,,,,   _.---.._                \`-._
> > > > > >         `';;;;;;;;;;;;;,      `'.           .--'-._';,
> > > > > >            ,;;';;''/            `;_       `';;;;'    `'.
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> > > > > >                    |  ;        \       '.,;;'     |       \
> > > > > >                     \  \       |                  ;._. ,-'`.
> > > > > >                  /`'-`;.`'._   /                  /   `-.\_/
> > > > > >                  ; .-._ .-'  .'                  |
> > > > > >                 / /    '\ .-'`.                _/   WHO PUT THIS
> > > > > >             _.-' /       \ \   '-._            /   FUCKING HELIUM
> > > > > >            (_/_.'     __.) /       `;--.._/   (  BALLOON UP MY ARSE
> > > > > >                      (_/__/          \   `,   \
> > > > > >                                       \  | \   \
> > > > > >                                        \ \  `\  |
> > > > > >                                         \ \   \ \
> > > > > >                                          \_\   \ \
> > > > > >                                           )-`\  \_\
> > > > > >                                      jgs  `==`   )-`\
> > > > > >                                                  `==`
> > > > > >
> > > > >
> > > > >                            __
> > > > >                   _ww   _a+"D
> > > > >            y#,  _r^ # _*^  y`
> > > > >           q0 0 a"   W*`    F   ____
> > > > >        ;  #^ Mw`  __`. .  4-~~^^`
> > > > >       _  _P   ` /'^           `www=.
> > > > >     , $  +F    `                q
> > > > >     K ]                         ^K`     MMM MMM MMM
> > > > >   , #_                . ___ r    ],     LOVE THE TASTE
> > > > >   _*.^            '.__dP^^~#,  ,_ *,    OF THAT ASSHOLE
> > > > >   ^b    / _         ``     _F   ]  ]_
> > > > >    '___  '               ~~^    ]   [
> > > > >    :` ]b_    ~k_               ,`  yl
> > > > >      #P        `*a__       __a~   z~`
> > > > >      #L     _      ^------~^`   ,/
> > > > >       ~-vww*"v_               _/`
> > > > >               ^"q_         _x"
> > > > >                __#my..___p/`mma____
> > > > >            _awP",`,^"-_"^`._ L L  #
> > > > >          _#0w_^_^,^r___...._ t [],"w
> > > > >         e^   ]b_x^_~^` __,  .]Wy7` x`
> > > > >          '=w__^9*$P-*MF`      ^[_.=
> > > > >              ^"y   qw/"^_____^~9 t
> > > > >                ]_l  ,'^_`..===  x'
> > > > >                 ">.ak__awwwwWW###r
> > > > >                   ##WWWWWWWWWWWWWW__
> > > > >                  _WWWWWWMM#WWWW_JP^"~-=w_
> > > > >        .____awwmp_wNw#[w/`     ^#,      ~b___.
> > > > >         ` ^^^~^"W___            ]Raaaamw~`^``^^~
> > > > >                   ^~"~---~~~~~~`
> > > >
> > > >            .--"--.
> > > >           /       \
> > > >          /  o o    \                I'M SNEAKING INTO MY MOMMY'S
> > > >         (    ^     ,)                  ROOM SO I CAN SUCK HER
> > > >          \   __,   /-._
> > > >           `._____.'    `--.__
> > > >                  \ /         `/``"""'-.
> > > >                   Y    7     /         :
> > > >                   |   /     |  .--.     :
> > > >                   /  /__     \/    `.__.:.____.-.
> > > >                  /  / / `"""`/    .-"..____.-.   \
> > > >         jgs  _.-'  /_/      (                 \-. \
> > > >             `=----'          `----------'""`-. \ `"
> > > >                                               `"
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > >               .======.
> > >               | INRI |            THIS IS SO
> > >               |      |            EMBARRASSING
> > >               |      |
> > >      .========'      '========.
> > >      |   _      xxxx      _   |
> > >      |  /_;-.__ / _\  _.-;_\  |
> > >      |     `-._`'`_/'`.-'     |
> > >      '========.`\   /`========'
> > >               | |  / |
> > >               |/-.(  |
> > >               |\_._\ |
> > >               | \ \`;|
> > >               |  > |/|
> > >               | / // |
> > >               | |//  |
> > >               | \(\  |
> > >               |  ``  |
> > >               |      |
> > >               |      |
> > >               |      |
> > >               |      |
> > >   \\jgs _  _\\| \//  |//_   _ \// _
> > >  ^ `^`^ ^`` `^ ^` ``^^`  `^^` `^ `^
> > 
> >                                              ______
> >           _                 _ __...----~~~~~ _
> >          //   ___...--- ~~~ \\       .      //  \|/
> >  __..--_// ~~~        .     _\\   .         \\_     .
> >       //\\\    \|/.        //\\\           ///\\
> >     .//-\-\\             .//-/-\\        .//-/-\\
> >     //\_-_/\\            //\_-_/\\    .  //\_-_/\\
> > .    /\ @ /\              /\\_//\         /\\_//\     .
> >     /\ \_/ /\            /\ \O/ /\       /\'\=/'/\
> >    /__\_\_/__\     .    /__\_\_/__\     /__\_\_/__\
> >   /___________\        /___________\   /___________\  .
> >  (   _____/:_) )      (  _______/:_)) ((_:\_______  )
> >   \_(_:\______/        \_(_:\______/   \______/:_)_/   \|/
> >                         (
> >   .                      )  /( ( (  .    .
> >            /\   .       )\ )\  /(         /\    /\
> >           /=/           \(/ _\/ /(        \=\  /=/   .
> >    .     /=/___       ()__)/ /(__()   .    \=\/=/
> >         /=/////\\         (_)             __\=|/
> >         \_\////_(_                       ////(_)\
> >         //////   _\       .             _)_\\\\\\\
> >         \///(.  _\                     /_   .)\\\\\
> >  .       (:) | _\              __     __/___o/\\\\\\_ .
> >       ___(:) ' \___ .__/\\\___/_/    /         \\\\\\\
> >      /   (:)       \   \' /         /(*)(*)(*)(*\\\\\\\
> >     /  _ (:)     _  \  / /          | _  _  _  _ \\\\\\
> >    /  / \__   __/ \  \/ /           |/_\/_\/_\/_\/_\/_|
> >    (  \ |       |__\   /   .         \_/\_/\_/\_/\_/\/
> >     \  \|       |   \_/              |/_\/_\/_\/_\/_\|
> >      \  |_______|/   \               |\_/\_/\_/\_/\_/|
> > .     \/         \   /         .    /              jro\ .
> >       /           \ /              /(*)(*)(*)(*)(*)(*)(\
> >       \___________//   .           \___________________/
> >    .                       \|/ .             .            .
> > 
> >                      WE NEED MORE CRACK
> >                   SELL ONE OF THE BITCHES
> > 
> > --
> >  Medical Catastrophe     mhm23x23
> >  Mocking the afflicted since 1968
> 
> 
>  ____________________
> | |""""""""""""""""| |
> |.|________________|H|
> | |________________| |
> | |________________| |      I AM CRAMMED
> | |________________| |      FULL OF PORN
> | |________________| |
> | |________________| |
> |                    |
> |    ____________    |
> |   |   |  _     |   |
> |   |   | | |    |   |
> |   |   | |_|    | V | mga
> |___|___|________|___|

                   ___
                ,-'   '-.
               /  _   _  \
               | (o)_(o) |
               \ .-""-.  /     WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
               //`._.-'`\\     I CAN'T REACH MY COCK
              //   :    ; \
             //. - '' -.|  |
            /:    :     |  |
           | |   :     ,/  /,
     jgs  _;'`-, '     |`.-' `\
         )     `\.___./;     .'
         '.__    )----'\__.-'
             `""` 

-- 
 Medical Catastrophe     mhm23x23
 Mocking the afflicted since 1968

James E. <jre...@idirect.com> ASCII art 8 Feb 2000 00:00 · permalink · report
Millennial Catastrophe <mo...@xisabatad.tacdem> wrote in message
news:87nofa$c4u$2...@blackhelicopter.databasix.com...
> Shaun Mead <"shaun.mead"@ns.sympatico.caREMOVE CAPITALIZED TEXT> wrote:
>
> > Millennial Catastrophe wrote:
> > >
> > > James E. <jre...@idirect.com> wrote:
> > >
> > > > Shaun Mead <"shaun.mead"@ns.sympatico.caREMOVE CAPITALIZED TEXT>
wrote in
> > > > message news:BRon4.1295$Iw3...@sapphire.mtt.net...
> > > > > "James E." wrote:
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Millennial Catastrophe <mo...@xisabatad.tacdem> wrote in message
> > > > > > news:87kq17$q4m$5...@mews.databasix.com...
> > > > > > > LongMcDong <lon...@hotmail.com> wrote:
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > James E. wrote:
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Millennial Catastrophe <mo...@xisabatad.tacdem> wrote in
message
> > > > > > > > > news:87islk$6j3$3...@pookiehead.databasix.com...
> > > > > > > > > > James E.
<jre...@idirect.com>
> > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Millennial Catastrophe <mo...@xisabatad.tacdem> wrote in
> > > > > > > > > > > message news:87ijkv$1b$1...@pookiehead.databasix.com...
> > > > > > > > > > > > James E.
> > > > <jre...@idirect.com>
> > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Jan-Erik Finnberg
<whe...@icenet.no.spam.please.fi>
> > > > wrote in > > message > > > > > > > > >
> > > > news:PwO...@4ax.com... > > > > > > > > > > On
> > > > Thu, 3 Feb 2000 15:56:11 +0100, "Ool"
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > <Ulr...@t-online.de> wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >>>      I'M DRIVEN BY A PEDOPHILE
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >> Man, that was propably the most un-funny
thing
> > > > > > I have ever > > > seen.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >Are you saying I should remove that bumper
> > > > sticker from my > > car?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > LOL!
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >  __    "Muscles of All Limbs, Unite!
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >('__`>                      You Have Nothing to
Lose
> > > > But
> > > > > > Your
> > > > > > > > > > > Sinews."
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >// ^(   �OOL mm
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >`\_-/
> > > > > > > > > > >
http://home.t-online.de/home/ulrich.schreglmann/images/0
> > > > > > > > > > > 0L.gif > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > More imitation ascii art fart: (nothing
personal, just
> > > > > > keeping
> > > > > > > > > this
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > on-topic)
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >   __
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > ('__`>  I HAVE FAG TRIANGLE EYES!
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > //
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > `\_-/
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Just to give you some ammo, in case you want to
get
> > > > even:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >                 ___
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >             ,-'"   "`-.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >           ,'_          `.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >          / / \  ,-       \
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >     __   | \_0 ---        |
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >    /  |  |                |
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >    \  \  `--.______,-/    |
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >  ___)  \  ,--""    ,/     |
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > /    _  \ \-_____,-      /
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > \__-/ \  | `.          ,'
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >   \___/ <    �--------'
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >    \__/\ | Wny
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >     \__//
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > --
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > >                  ___
> > > > > > > > > > > > >              ,-'"   "`-.
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> > > > >         (    ^     ,)                  ROOM SO I CAN SUCK HER
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> > >       /           \ /              /(*)(*)(*)(*)(*)(*)(\
> > >       \___________//   .           \___________________/
> > >    .                       \|/ .             .            .
> > >
> > >                      WE NEED MORE CRACK
> > >                   SELL ONE OF THE BITCHES
> > >
> > > --
> > >  Medical Catastrophe     mhm23x23
> > >  Mocking the afflicted since 1968
> >
> >
> >  ____________________
> > | |""""""""""""""""| |
> > |.|________________|H|
> > | |________________| |
> > | |________________| |      I AM CRAMMED
> > | |________________| |      FULL OF PORN
> > | |________________| |
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