Re: ASCII Art Fart for Thu, Jan 27, '00
From Beekeeper <ike...@my-apiary.com>
· alt.ascii-art
· 8 Feb 2000 00:00 · View full thread
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On Tue, 08 Feb 2000 02:34:51 GMT, "James E." <jre...@idirect.com> wrote: > >Millennial Catastrophe <mo...@xisabatad.tacdem> wrote in message >news:87nofa$c4u$2...@blackhelicopter.databasix.com... >> Shaun Mead <"shaun.mead"@ns.sympatico.caREMOVE CAPITALIZED TEXT> wrote: >> >> > Millennial Catastrophe wrote: >> > > >> > > James E. <jre...@idirect.com> wrote: >> > > >> > > > Shaun Mead <"shaun.mead"@ns.sympatico.caREMOVE CAPITALIZED TEXT> >wrote in >> > > > message news:BRon4.1295$Iw3...@sapphire.mtt.net... >> > > > > "James E." wrote: >> > > > > > >> > > > > > Millennial Catastrophe <mo...@xisabatad.tacdem> wrote in message >> > > > > > news:87kq17$q4m$5...@mews.databasix.com... >> > > > > > > LongMcDong <lon...@hotmail.com> wrote: >> > > > > > > >> > > > > > > > James E. wrote: >> > > > > > > > >> > > > > > > > > Millennial Catastrophe <mo...@xisabatad.tacdem> wrote in >message >> > > > > > > > > news:87islk$6j3$3...@pookiehead.databasix.com... >> > > > > > > > > > James E. ><jre...@idirect.com> >> > > > wrote: >> > > > > > > > > > >> > > > > > > > > > > Millennial Catastrophe <mo...@xisabatad.tacdem> wrote in >> > > > > > > > > > > message news:87ijkv$1b$1...@pookiehead.databasix.com... >> > > > > > > > > > > > James E. >> > > > <jre...@idirect.com> >> > > > > > wrote: >> > > > > > > > > > > > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > Jan-Erik Finnberg ><whe...@icenet.no.spam.please.fi> >> > > > wrote in > > message > > > > > > > > > >> > > > news:PwO...@4ax.com... > > > > > > > > > > On >> > > > Thu, 3 Feb 2000 15:56:11 +0100, "Ool" >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > <Ulr...@t-online.de> wrote: >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >>> I'M DRIVEN BY A PEDOPHILE >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >> Man, that was propably the most un-funny >thing >> > > > > > I have ever > > > seen. >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >Are you saying I should remove that bumper >> > > > sticker from my > > car? 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X-Google-Language: ENGLISH,ASCII X-Google-Thread: fec54,27c02f041f7a2422 X-Google-Attributes: gidfec54,public X-Google-Thread: 1060b8,4dc82942bbc80ee8 X-Google-Attributes: gid1060b8,public X-Google-Thread: f996b,8bf78e3f8ea22f0c X-Google-Attributes: gidf996b,public X-Google-Thread: 10ce2c,27c02f041f7a2422 X-Google-Attributes: gid10ce2c,public X-Google-Thread: 10c7c3,9b75ca06b6090f60,start X-Google-Attributes: gid10c7c3,public From: Beekeeper <ike...@my-apiary.com> Subject: Re: ASCII Art Fart for Thu, Jan 27, '00 Date: 2000/02/08 Message-ID: <7q8...@undercover.fbi.gov> X-Deja-AN: 582978059 Content-Transfer-Encoding: 8bit References: <TT4n4.56356$B6....@quark.idirect.com> <87islk$6j3$3...@pookiehead.databasix.com> <yi9n4.58162$B6....@quark.idirect.com> <389...@hotmail.com> <87kq17$q4m$5...@mews.databasix.com> <I2on4.60336$B6....@quark.idirect.com> <BRon4.1295$Iw3...@sapphire.mtt.net> <FOpn4.61428$B6....@quark.idirect.com> <87li53$1n3$2...@mews.databasix.com> <3zFn4.1424$Iw3...@sapphire.mtt.net> <87nofa$c4u$2...@blackhelicopter.databasix.com> <fhLn4.64300$B6....@quark.idirect.com> Organization: Beekeeping The Nature Scene Content-Type: text/plain; charset=ISO-8859-1 Mime-Version: 1.0 Newsgroups: alt.edgar,alt.ascii-art,alt.fan.karl-malden.nose,alt.non.sequitur,alt.tv.beavis-n-butthead
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