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Original Usenet message from alt.ascii-art, 7 Feb 2000.
Re: ASCII Art Fart for Thu, Jan 27, '00

Re: ASCII Art Fart for Thu, Jan 27, '00

Millennial Catastrophe wrote:
> 
> James E. <jre...@idirect.com> wrote:
> 
> > Shaun Mead <"shaun.mead"@ns.sympatico.caREMOVE CAPITALIZED TEXT> wrote in
> > message news:BRon4.1295$Iw3...@sapphire.mtt.net...
> > > "James E." wrote:
> > > >
> > > > Millennial Catastrophe <mo...@xisabatad.tacdem> wrote in message
> > > > news:87kq17$q4m$5...@mews.databasix.com...
> > > > > LongMcDong <lon...@hotmail.com> wrote:
> > > > >
> > > > > > James E. wrote:
> > > > > >
> > > > > > > Millennial Catastrophe <mo...@xisabatad.tacdem> wrote in message
> > > > > > > news:87islk$6j3$3...@pookiehead.databasix.com...
> > > > > > > > James E. <jre...@idirect.com>
> > wrote:
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Millennial Catastrophe <mo...@xisabatad.tacdem> wrote in message
> > > > > > > > > news:87ijkv$1b$1...@pookiehead.databasix.com...
> > > > > > > > > > James E.
> > <jre...@idirect.com>
> > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Jan-Erik Finnberg <whe...@icenet.no.spam.please.fi> wrote
> > in
> > > > message
> > > > > > > > > > > news:PwO...@4ax.com...
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Thu, 3 Feb 2000 15:56:11 +0100, "Ool"
> > > > > > > > > > > > <Ulr...@t-online.de> wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > >>>      I'M DRIVEN BY A PEDOPHILE
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > >> Man, that was propably the most un-funny thing I have
> > > > ever
> > > > > > > seen.
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > >Are you saying I should remove that bumper sticker from
> > my
> > > > car?
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > LOL!
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > >  __    "Muscles of All Limbs, Unite!
> > > > > > > > > > > > >('__`>                      You Have Nothing to Lose
> > But
> > > > Your
> > > > > > > > > Sinews."
> > > > > > > > > > > > >// ^(   �OOL mm
> > > > > > > > > > > > >`\_-/
> > > > > > > > > http://home.t-online.de/home/ulrich.schreglmann/images/00L.gif
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > More imitation ascii art fart: (nothing personal, just
> > > > keeping
> > > > > > > this
> > > > > > > > > > > > on-topic)
> > > > > > > > > > > >   __
> > > > > > > > > > > > ('__`>  I HAVE FAG TRIANGLE EYES!
> > > > > > > > > > > > //
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > `\_-/
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Just to give you some ammo, in case you want to get
> > even:
> > > > > > > > > > > >                 ___
> > > > > > > > > > > >             ,-'"   "`-.
> > > > > > > > > > > >           ,'_          `.
> > > > > > > > > > > >          / / \  ,-       \
> > > > > > > > > > > >     __   | \_0 ---        |
> > > > > > > > > > > >    /  |  |                |
> > > > > > > > > > > >    \  \  `--.______,-/    |
> > > > > > > > > > > >  ___)  \  ,--""    ,/     |
> > > > > > > > > > > > /    _  \ \-_____,-      /
> > > > > > > > > > > > \__-/ \  | `.          ,'
> > > > > > > > > > > >   \___/ <    �--------'
> > > > > > > > > > > >    \__/\ | Wny
> > > > > > > > > > > >     \__//
> > > > > > > > > > > > --
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > >                  ___
> > > > > > > > > > >              ,-'"   "`-.
> > > > > > > > > > >            ,'_          `.
> > > > > > > > > > >           / / \  ,-       \
> > > > > > > > > > >      __   | \_0 ---        |     I LIKE THE
> > > > > > > > > > >     /  |  |                |     TASTE OF DICK!
> > > > > > > > > > >     \  \  `--.______,-/    |
> > > > > > > > > > >   ___)  \  ,--""    ,/     |
> > > > > > > > > > >  /    _  \ \-_____,-      /
> > > > > > > > > > >  \__-/ \  | `.          ,'
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> > > > > > > > > > >     \__/\ | Wny
> > > > > > > > > > >      \__//
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > >                                       _,-/\^---,
> > > > > > > > > >                ;"~~~~~~~~";          _/;; ~~  {0 `---v
> > > > > > > > > >              ;" :::::   :: "\_     _/   ;;     ~ _../
> > > > > > > > > >            ;" ;;    ;;;       \___/::    ;;,'~~~~
> > > > > > > > > >          ;"  ;;;;.    ;;     ;;;    ::   ,/   OOH I NEED A
> > > > > > > > > >         / ;;   ;;;______;;;;  ;;;    ::,/   SHIT SO BAD
> > > > > > > > > >        /;;V_;; _-~~~~~~~~~~;_  ;;;   ,/
> > > > > > > > > >       | :/ / ,/              \_  ~~)/
> > > > > > > > > >       |:| / /~~~=              \;; \~~=
> > > > > > > > > >       ;:;{::~~~~~~=              \__~~~=
> > > > > > > > > >    ;~~:;  ~~~~~~~~~               ~~~~~~
> > > > > > > > > >    \/~~
> > > > > > > > > > Brian Thomas
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > >                ,       ,
> > > > > > > > >               /(       )`
> > > > > > > > >               \ \__   / |
> > > > > > > > >               /- _ `-/  '
> > > > > > > > >              (/\/ \ \   /\
> > > > > > > > >              / /   | `    \
> > > > > > > > >              O O   )      |
> > > > > > > > >              `-^--'`<     '
> > > > > > > > >             (_.)  _ )    /      SHOVE THIS UP
> > > > > > > > >              `.___/`    /       MY ASS OH GOD
> > > > > > > > >                `-----' /        PS:
> > > > > > > > >   <----.     __ / __   \        FAG TITS COCK
> > > > > > > > >   <----|====O)))==) \) /====
> > > > > > > > >   <----'    `--' `.__,' \
> > > > > > > > >                |         |
> > > > > > > > >                 \       /
> > > > > > > > >             ____( (_   / \______
> > > > > > > > >           ,'  ,----'   |        \
> > > > > > > > >           `--{__________)       \/
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > >                         ___                   _...------..._
> > > > > > > >   FUCK OFF OR        .'`   ```""--...___...-"`              `'-.
> > > > > > > >  I'LL CRAWL UP      / -..__
> > `\
> > > > > > > >  YOUR PISSHOLE     Y_/ / / `/`;-..__       __...-;")`|`"/-._
> > Y
> > > > > > > >      ,'                "`   "`  | / `|"("`( (  | | `"  (_/ _)
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> > ;
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> > /\
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> > > > > > >
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> > > > > > >    \    `.               / \ /   /.-~    __/
> > > > > > >     `\    \              |  |   |/    .-~ __
> > > > > > >       \    \             |  |   |   .'--~~  \
> > > > > > >        \    \            |  |   `  ' _______/
> > > > > > >         \    \           |  `        /
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> > > > > > >     \   `.\    \          \        /
> > > > > > >      `\   \     \          `\
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > >        \   \     \           > ,-.-.         SOMEONE PUT A
> > > > > > >         \   `.    \         /  |  \ \        COCK IN MY ASS
> > > > > > >          \    .    \       /___| O |O\     ,
> > > > > > >       .-. \    ;    |    /`    `^-.\.-'`--'/
> > > > > > >       \  `;         |   |                 /
> > > > > > >        `\  \        |   `.     `--..____,'
> > > > > > >          \  `.      |     `._     _.-'^
> > > > > > >           \   .     /         `|`|`
> > > > > > >         .-.\       /           | |
> > > > > > >         \  `\     /            | |
> > > > > > >          `\  `   |             | |
> > > > > > >            \     |             | |
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> > > > > > >           \  `.   \            | |
> > > > > > >            `\      \           | |
> > > > > > >              \      \          | |
> > > > > > >               \_____ :-'~~~~~'-' ;
> > > > > > >               /____;``-.         :
> > > > > > >              <____(     `.       ;
> > > > > > >                \___\     ;     .'
> > > > > > >                   /``--'~___.-'
> > > > > > >                  /\___/^/__/
> > > > > > >                 /   /' /`/'
> > > > > > >                 \  \   `\ \
> > > > > > >                  `\ \    \ \
> > > > > > >                    \ \    \ \
> > > > > > >                     \ \    \ \
> > > > > > >                      \ \    \ \     ______
> > > > > > >                       \ \ ___\ \'~``______)>
> > > > > > >                  jgs   \ \___ _______ __)>
> > > > > > >                    _____\ \'~``______)>
> > > > > > >                  <(_______.._______)>
> > > > > >
> > > > > >
> > > > > >
> > > > > >      .--,        .--,  ,-----------------------,
> > > > > >     ( (  \.----./  ) ) | Your ASCII'ing for it |
> > > > > >      '.__/o    o\__.'  |/----------------------'
> > > > > >         {=  ^   =}
> > > > > >          >  -   <
> > > > > >         /        \
> > > > > >        //        \\
> > > > > >       file://|   .    |\\
> > > > > >       "'\        /'"
> > > > > >          \ O||O /
> > > > > >        ___)(|| )(___
> > > > > >   LMD (((__)\/ (__)))
> > > > > >
> > > > > > (Lester the well hung hamster)
> > > > >
> > > > >                                               _
> > > > >           ,,;;;,,,,   _.---.._                \`-._
> > > > >         `';;;;;;;;;;;;;,      `'.           .--'-._';,
> > > > >            ,;;';;''/            `;_       `';;;;'    `'.
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> > > > >                    |  ;        \       '.,;;'     |       \
> > > > >                     \  \       |                  ;._. ,-'`.
> > > > >                  /`'-`;.`'._   /                  /   `-.\_/
> > > > >                  ; .-._ .-'  .'                  |
> > > > >                 / /    '\ .-'`.                _/   WHO PUT THIS
> > > > >             _.-' /       \ \   '-._            /   FUCKING HELIUM
> > > > >            (_/_.'     __.) /       `;--.._/   (  BALLOON UP MY ARSE
> > > > >                      (_/__/          \   `,   \
> > > > >                                       \  | \   \
> > > > >                                        \ \  `\  |
> > > > >                                         \ \   \ \
> > > > >                                          \_\   \ \
> > > > >                                           )-`\  \_\
> > > > >                                      jgs  `==`   )-`\
> > > > >                                                  `==`
> > > > >
> > > >
> > > >                            __
> > > >                   _ww   _a+"D
> > > >            y#,  _r^ # _*^  y`
> > > >           q0 0 a"   W*`    F   ____
> > > >        ;  #^ Mw`  __`. .  4-~~^^`
> > > >       _  _P   ` /'^           `www=.
> > > >     , $  +F    `                q
> > > >     K ]                         ^K`     MMM MMM MMM
> > > >   , #_                . ___ r    ],     LOVE THE TASTE
> > > >   _*.^            '.__dP^^~#,  ,_ *,    OF THAT ASSHOLE
> > > >   ^b    / _         ``     _F   ]  ]_
> > > >    '___  '               ~~^    ]   [
> > > >    :` ]b_    ~k_               ,`  yl
> > > >      #P        `*a__       __a~   z~`
> > > >      #L     _      ^------~^`   ,/
> > > >       ~-vww*"v_               _/`
> > > >               ^"q_         _x"
> > > >                __#my..___p/`mma____
> > > >            _awP",`,^"-_"^`._ L L  #
> > > >          _#0w_^_^,^r___...._ t [],"w
> > > >         e^   ]b_x^_~^` __,  .]Wy7` x`
> > > >          '=w__^9*$P-*MF`      ^[_.=
> > > >              ^"y   qw/"^_____^~9 t
> > > >                ]_l  ,'^_`..===  x'
> > > >                 ">.ak__awwwwWW###r
> > > >                   ##WWWWWWWWWWWWWW__
> > > >                  _WWWWWWMM#WWWW_JP^"~-=w_
> > > >        .____awwmp_wNw#[w/`     ^#,      ~b___.
> > > >         ` ^^^~^"W___            ]Raaaamw~`^``^^~
> > > >                   ^~"~---~~~~~~`
> > >
> > >            .--"--.
> > >           /       \
> > >          /  o o    \                I'M SNEAKING INTO MY MOMMY'S
> > >         (    ^     ,)                  ROOM SO I CAN SUCK HER
> > >          \   __,   /-._
> > >           `._____.'    `--.__
> > >                  \ /         `/``"""'-.
> > >                   Y    7     /         :
> > >                   |   /     |  .--.     :
> > >                   /  /__     \/    `.__.:.____.-.
> > >                  /  / / `"""`/    .-"..____.-.   \
> > >         jgs  _.-'  /_/      (                 \-. \
> > >             `=----'          `----------'""`-. \ `"
> > >                                               `"
> >
> >
> >
> >               .======.
> >               | INRI |            THIS IS SO
> >               |      |            EMBARRASSING
> >               |      |
> >      .========'      '========.
> >      |   _      xxxx      _   |
> >      |  /_;-.__ / _\  _.-;_\  |
> >      |     `-._`'`_/'`.-'     |
> >      '========.`\   /`========'
> >               | |  / |
> >               |/-.(  |
> >               |\_._\ |
> >               | \ \`;|
> >               |  > |/|
> >               | / // |
> >               | |//  |
> >               | \(\  |
> >               |  ``  |
> >               |      |
> >               |      |
> >               |      |
> >               |      |
> >   \\jgs _  _\\| \//  |//_   _ \// _
> >  ^ `^`^ ^`` `^ ^` ``^^`  `^^` `^ `^
> 
>                                              ______
>           _                 _ __...----~~~~~ _
>          //   ___...--- ~~~ \\       .      //  \|/
>  __..--_// ~~~        .     _\\   .         \\_     .
>       //\\\    \|/.        //\\\           ///\\
>     .//-\-\\             .//-/-\\        .//-/-\\
>     //\_-_/\\            //\_-_/\\    .  //\_-_/\\
> .    /\ @ /\              /\\_//\         /\\_//\     .
>     /\ \_/ /\            /\ \O/ /\       /\'\=/'/\
>    /__\_\_/__\     .    /__\_\_/__\     /__\_\_/__\
>   /___________\        /___________\   /___________\  .
>  (   _____/:_) )      (  _______/:_)) ((_:\_______  )
>   \_(_:\______/        \_(_:\______/   \______/:_)_/   \|/
>                         (
>   .                      )  /( ( (  .    .
>            /\   .       )\ )\  /(         /\    /\
>           /=/           \(/ _\/ /(        \=\  /=/   .
>    .     /=/___       ()__)/ /(__()   .    \=\/=/
>         /=/////\\         (_)             __\=|/
>         \_\////_(_                       ////(_)\
>         //////   _\       .             _)_\\\\\\\
>         \///(.  _\                     /_   .)\\\\\
>  .       (:) | _\              __     __/___o/\\\\\\_ .
>       ___(:) ' \___ .__/\\\___/_/    /         \\\\\\\
>      /   (:)       \   \' /         /(*)(*)(*)(*\\\\\\\
>     /  _ (:)     _  \  / /          | _  _  _  _ \\\\\\
>    /  / \__   __/ \  \/ /           |/_\/_\/_\/_\/_\/_|
>    (  \ |       |__\   /   .         \_/\_/\_/\_/\_/\/
>     \  \|       |   \_/              |/_\/_\/_\/_\/_\|
>      \  |_______|/   \               |\_/\_/\_/\_/\_/|
> .     \/         \   /         .    /              jro\ .
>       /           \ /              /(*)(*)(*)(*)(*)(*)(\
>       \___________//   .           \___________________/
>    .                       \|/ .             .            .
> 
>                      WE NEED MORE CRACK
>                   SELL ONE OF THE BITCHES
> 
> --
>  Medical Catastrophe     mhm23x23
>  Mocking the afflicted since 1968


 ____________________
| |""""""""""""""""| |
|.|________________|H|
| |________________| |
| |________________| |      I AM CRAMMED
| |________________| |      FULL OF PORN
| |________________| |
| |________________| |
|                    |
|    ____________    |
|   |   |  _     |   |
|   |   | | |    |   |
|   |   | |_|    | V | mga
|___|___|________|___|


-- 
   /\----------------------------------+---------------------/\
  /  From the crazy mind of Shaun Mead.|____________________/  \
 /  Got ICQ? Reach me at 26586042.     | Are grapes following   \
(  BEWARE THE MONSOON! Check out       | you to work? You may    )
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Subject: Re: ASCII Art Fart for Thu, Jan 27, '00
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