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Original Usenet message from alt.ascii-art, 7 Feb 2000.
Re: ASCII Art Fart for Thu, Jan 27, '00

Re: ASCII Art Fart for Thu, Jan 27, '00

Shaun Mead <"shaun.mead"@ns.sympatico.caREMOVE CAPITALIZED TEXT> wrote in
message news:BRon4.1295$Iw3...@sapphire.mtt.net...
> "James E." wrote:
> >
> > Millennial Catastrophe <mo...@xisabatad.tacdem> wrote in message
> > news:87kq17$q4m$5...@mews.databasix.com...
> > > LongMcDong <lon...@hotmail.com> wrote:
> > >
> > > > James E. wrote:
> > > >
> > > > > Millennial Catastrophe <mo...@xisabatad.tacdem> wrote in message
> > > > > news:87islk$6j3$3...@pookiehead.databasix.com...
> > > > > > James E. <jre...@idirect.com>
wrote:
> > > > > >
> > > > > > > Millennial Catastrophe <mo...@xisabatad.tacdem> wrote in message
> > > > > > > news:87ijkv$1b$1...@pookiehead.databasix.com...
> > > > > > > > James E.
<jre...@idirect.com>
> > wrote:
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Jan-Erik Finnberg <whe...@icenet.no.spam.please.fi> wrote
in
> > message
> > > > > > > > > news:PwO...@4ax.com...
> > > > > > > > > > On Thu, 3 Feb 2000 15:56:11 +0100, "Ool"
> > > > > > > > > > <Ulr...@t-online.de> wrote:
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > >>>      I'M DRIVEN BY A PEDOPHILE
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > >> Man, that was propably the most un-funny thing I have
> > ever
> > > > > seen.
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > >Are you saying I should remove that bumper sticker from
my
> > car?
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > LOL!
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > >  __    "Muscles of All Limbs, Unite!
> > > > > > > > > > >('__`>                      You Have Nothing to Lose
But
> > Your
> > > > > > > Sinews."
> > > > > > > > > > >// ^(   �OOL mm
> > > > > > > > > > >`\_-/
> > > > > > > http://home.t-online.de/home/ulrich.schreglmann/images/00L.gif
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > More imitation ascii art fart: (nothing personal, just
> > keeping
> > > > > this
> > > > > > > > > > on-topic)
> > > > > > > > > >   __
> > > > > > > > > > ('__`>  I HAVE FAG TRIANGLE EYES!
> > > > > > > > > > //
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > `\_-/
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Just to give you some ammo, in case you want to get
even:
> > > > > > > > > >                 ___
> > > > > > > > > >             ,-'"   "`-.
> > > > > > > > > >           ,'_          `.
> > > > > > > > > >          / / \  ,-       \
> > > > > > > > > >     __   | \_0 ---        |
> > > > > > > > > >    /  |  |                |
> > > > > > > > > >    \  \  `--.______,-/    |
> > > > > > > > > >  ___)  \  ,--""    ,/     |
> > > > > > > > > > /    _  \ \-_____,-      /
> > > > > > > > > > \__-/ \  | `.          ,'
> > > > > > > > > >   \___/ <    �--------'
> > > > > > > > > >    \__/\ | Wny
> > > > > > > > > >     \__//
> > > > > > > > > > --
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > >                  ___
> > > > > > > > >              ,-'"   "`-.
> > > > > > > > >            ,'_          `.
> > > > > > > > >           / / \  ,-       \
> > > > > > > > >      __   | \_0 ---        |     I LIKE THE
> > > > > > > > >     /  |  |                |     TASTE OF DICK!
> > > > > > > > >     \  \  `--.______,-/    |
> > > > > > > > >   ___)  \  ,--""    ,/     |
> > > > > > > > >  /    _  \ \-_____,-      /
> > > > > > > > >  \__-/ \  | `.          ,'
> > > > > > > > >    \___/ <    �--------'
> > > > > > > > >     \__/\ | Wny
> > > > > > > > >      \__//
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > >                                       _,-/\^---,
> > > > > > > >                ;"~~~~~~~~";          _/;; ~~  {0 `---v
> > > > > > > >              ;" :::::   :: "\_     _/   ;;     ~ _../
> > > > > > > >            ;" ;;    ;;;       \___/::    ;;,'~~~~
> > > > > > > >          ;"  ;;;;.    ;;     ;;;    ::   ,/   OOH I NEED A
> > > > > > > >         / ;;   ;;;______;;;;  ;;;    ::,/   SHIT SO BAD
> > > > > > > >        /;;V_;; _-~~~~~~~~~~;_  ;;;   ,/
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> > > > > > > >       |:| / /~~~=              \;; \~~=
> > > > > > > >       ;:;{::~~~~~~=              \__~~~=
> > > > > > > >    ;~~:;  ~~~~~~~~~               ~~~~~~
> > > > > > > >    \/~~
> > > > > > > > Brian Thomas
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > >                ,       ,
> > > > > > >               /(       )`
> > > > > > >               \ \__   / |
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> > > > > > >              O O   )      |
> > > > > > >              `-^--'`<     '
> > > > > > >             (_.)  _ )    /      SHOVE THIS UP
> > > > > > >              `.___/`    /       MY ASS OH GOD
> > > > > > >                `-----' /        PS:
> > > > > > >   <----.     __ / __   \        FAG TITS COCK
> > > > > > >   <----|====O)))==) \) /====
> > > > > > >   <----'    `--' `.__,' \
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> > > > > > >                 \       /
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> > > > > > >           ,'  ,----'   |        \
> > > > > > >           `--{__________)       \/
> > > > > >
> > > > > >
> > > > > >
> > > > > >                         ___                   _...------..._
> > > > > >   FUCK OFF OR        .'`   ```""--...___...-"`              `'-.
> > > > > >  I'LL CRAWL UP      / -..__
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> > > > > >  YOUR PISSHOLE     Y_/ / / `/`;-..__       __...-;")`|`"/-._
Y
> > > > > >      ,'                "`   "`  | / `|"("`( (  | | `"  (_/ _)
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> > > > >
> > > > >        \   \     \           > ,-.-.         SOMEONE PUT A
> > > > >         \   `.    \         /  |  \ \        COCK IN MY ASS
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> > > > >       .-. \    ;    |    /`    `^-.\.-'`--'/
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> > > >
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >      .--,        .--,  ,-----------------------,
> > > >     ( (  \.----./  ) ) | Your ASCII'ing for it |
> > > >      '.__/o    o\__.'  |/----------------------'
> > > >         {=  ^   =}
> > > >          >  -   <
> > > >         /        \
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> > > >       "'\        /'"
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> > > >        ___)(|| )(___
> > > >   LMD (((__)\/ (__)))
> > > >
> > > > (Lester the well hung hamster)
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> > >                  ; .-._ .-'  .'                  |
> > >                 / /    '\ .-'`.                _/   WHO PUT THIS
> > >             _.-' /       \ \   '-._            /   FUCKING HELIUM
> > >            (_/_.'     __.) /       `;--.._/   (  BALLOON UP MY ARSE
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From: "James E." <jre...@idirect.com>
Subject: Re: ASCII Art Fart for Thu, Jan 27, '00
Date: 2000/02/07
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References: <86pt7f$5uok3$1...@rn.area.com> <sZe...@4ax.com> <87c57h$6lc$1...@news02.btx.dtag.de> <PwO...@4ax.com> <tzNm4.52999$B6....@quark.idirect.com> <87ijkv$1b$1...@pookiehead.databasix.com> <TT4n4.56356$B6....@quark.idirect.com> <87islk$6j3$3...@pookiehead.databasix.com> <yi9n4.58162$B6....@quark.idirect.com> <389...@hotmail.com> <87kq17$q4m$5...@mews.databasix.com> <I2on4.60336$B6....@quark.idirect.com> <BRon4.1295$Iw3...@sapphire.mtt.net>
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