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Original Usenet thread from alt.ascii-art, started 27 Feb 2004.
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Tran and the Farts

Tran and the Farts

alt.ascii-art · 19 messages · 27 Feb 2004 - 7 Mar 2004
Ok I have gotten tired of not finding ascii art farts here.  So I am 
going to start running the following script at 10 after midnight EST
each day.  This will post the most current ascii art fart to the group.
If you don't want to see them then use your killfile and block out the
subject of "assci art fart" and you won't have to see them or any replies.


##start############# -- farts.sh -- ###################
#!/bin/bash
# start bad code that will need updating since
# it has no error or content checking at all.
source /home/faux/.bashrc
FART="$(lynx -dump -source  http://www.asciiartfarts.com/)" 
START=$(echo "$FART" | grep -n '<pre>' file | tail -1 | awk -F : '{print$1}') 
TAIL=$(echo "$FART" | grep -n '</pre>' file | tail -1 | awk -F : '{print$1}') 
LINES=$((TAIL-START)) 
FART2="$(echo "$FART" | head -$((TAIL-1)) file | tail -$((LINES-1)) )"
TITLE="$(echo "$FART" | grep title | sed -e 's/<title>//' -e \
 's/Farts:/Fart for/' -e 's/#.*(//' -e 's/)//' -e 's/<\/title>//')"
echo "$FART2" > /home/faux/.fart
newspost  -i news.east.cox.net -f "F0_...@yahoo.com" -F Faux_Tran -n \
 alt.ascii-art -s "$TITLE" -t /home/faux/.fart 2>/dev/null 1>/dev/null
##end############# -- farts.sh -- ###################

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  .-'))  http://asciipr0n.com/fp   ('-.  | It's a damn poor mind that
 ' ..-  .:" )               ( ":.  -.. ' | can only think of one way to
  ((,,_;'.;'   UIN=66618055  ';. ';_,,)) | spell a word.
        ((_.YIM=Faux_Pseudo :._))        | - Andrew Jackson

In message <XbM%b.12549$UU.2106@lakeread01>  Faux_Pseudo
<Fau...@ip68-230-192-17.rd.hr.cox.net> wrote:

>Ok I have gotten tired of not finding ascii art farts here.  So I am 
>going to start running the following script at 10 after midnight EST
>each day.  This will post the most current ascii art fart to the group.
>If you don't want to see them then use your killfile and block out the
>subject of "assci art fart" and you won't have to see them or any replies.
>
>
>##start############# -- farts.sh -- ###################
>#!/bin/bash
># start bad code that will need updating since
># it has no error or content checking at all.
>source /home/faux/.bashrc
>FART="$(lynx -dump -source  http://www.asciiartfarts.com/)" 
>START=$(echo "$FART" | grep -n '<pre>' file | tail -1 | awk -F : '{print$1}') 
>TAIL=$(echo "$FART" | grep -n '</pre>' file | tail -1 | awk -F : '{print$1}') 
>LINES=$((TAIL-START)) 
>FART2="$(echo "$FART" | head -$((TAIL-1)) file | tail -$((LINES-1)) )"
>TITLE="$(echo "$FART" | grep title | sed -e 's/<title>//' -e \
> 's/Farts:/Fart for/' -e 's/#.*(//' -e 's/)//' -e 's/<\/title>//')"
>echo "$FART2" > /home/faux/.fart
>newspost  -i news.east.cox.net -f "F0_...@yahoo.com" -F Faux_Tran -n \
> alt.ascii-art -s "$TITLE" -t /home/faux/.fart 2>/dev/null 1>/dev/null
>##end############# -- farts.sh -- ###################

You should add a random assortment of *dean-stark* newsgroups, too.

_.-In alt.ascii-art, Sharky wrote the following -._
<snip about me forwarding farts to the group from the .com>
> You should add a random assortment of *dean-stark* newsgroups, too.

Haven't those people been through enough?

-- 
  .-'))  http://asciipr0n.com/fp   ('-.  | It's a damn poor mind that
 ' ..-  .:" )               ( ":.  -.. ' | can only think of one way to
  ((,,_;'.;'   UIN=66618055  ';. ';_,,)) | spell a word.
        ((_.YIM=Faux_Pseudo :._))        | - Andrew Jackson

In alt.ascii-art, Faux_Pseudo says...

>_.-In alt.ascii-art, Sharky wrote the following -._
><snip about me forwarding farts to the group from the .com>
>> You should add a random assortment of *dean-stark* newsgroups, too.
>
>Haven't those people been through enough?

Only a few of them have anybody posting in them, so I'd say "no". ;-)

Zotiel R. Bell <ali...@yahoo.com> ASCII art 28 Feb 2004 06:51 · permalink · report
"Faux_Pseudo" <Fau...@ip68-230-192-17.rd.hr.cox.net> wrote in message
news:XbM%b.12549$UU.2106@lakeread01...
> Ok I have gotten tired of not finding ascii art farts here.  So I am
> going to start running the following script at 10 after midnight EST
> each day.  This will post the most current ascii art fart to the group.
> If you don't want to see them then use your killfile and block out the
> subject of "assci art fart" and you won't have to see them or any replies.
>
YAY! It's been ages since I've seen them...though I googled JavE/Zot this
morning & saw that I've been trans'ed again :)

Though, I thought he was dead...

*shrug*

-Zot

ob-ascii

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BoD <Bo...@JRAF.org> 28 Feb 2004 14:03 · permalink · report
I'm all for it! It's a very good idea.
Thanks.

BoD

n46is <nab...@anisp.com> ASCII art 28 Feb 2004 15:36 · permalink · report
Faux_Pseudo wrote:
> #!/bin/bash
> # start bad code that will need updating since
> # it has no error or content checking at all.
> source /home/faux/.bashrc
> FART="$(lynx -dump -source  http://www.asciiartfarts.com/)" 
> START=$(echo "$FART" | grep -n '<pre>' file | tail -1 | awk -F : '{print$1}') 
> TAIL=$(echo "$FART" | grep -n '</pre>' file | tail -1 | awk -F : '{print$1}') 
> LINES=$((TAIL-START)) 
> FART2="$(echo "$FART" | head -$((TAIL-1)) file | tail -$((LINES-1)) )"
> TITLE="$(echo "$FART" | grep title | sed -e 's/<title>//' -e \
>  's/Farts:/Fart for/' -e 's/#.*(//' -e 's/)//' -e 's/<\/title>//')"
> echo "$FART2" > /home/faux/.fart
> newspost  -i news.east.cox.net -f "F0_...@yahoo.com" -F Faux_Tran -n \
>  alt.ascii-art -s "$TITLE" -t /home/faux/.fart 2>/dev/null 1>/dev/null


   Hi Faux, you can simplify the script, since Tran's got
http://www.asciiartfarts.com/current.txt
Go for it.

-nabis
                  (\(__)/)
              .---,-,- \'
              | !( S )  \_
              |   '-'   __)
              |_  _____/
               |-\  | |

_.-In alt.ascii-art, n46is wrote the following -._
>    Hi Faux, you can simplify the script, since Tran's got
> http://www.asciiartfarts.com/current.txt
> Go for it.

I saw that after I pounded the code out.  I might switch to that
if the current script breaks down.  I know it will likely break down
at some point because it has no error checking in it at all.  The
question is if it will happen frequently enough for me to worry about
it or not.

It didn't run last night becasue I forgot to update my crontab file.
Normally I have a '*/3 * * * * crontab ~/.crontab' line in my local[0]
copy so that I can edit it and it will update its self.  But since
this system hasn't been tweeked out yet little details like that
aren't in there yet.  

[0] as in the copy i keep in my home dir so that I don't have to run a
backup on the crontab dir as well as the home dir.

-- 
  .-'))  http://asciipr0n.com/fp   ('-.  | It's a damn poor mind that
 ' ..-  .:" )               ( ":.  -.. ' | can only think of one way to
  ((,,_;'.;'   UIN=66618055  ';. ';_,,)) | spell a word.
        ((_.YIM=Faux_Pseudo :._))        | - Andrew Jackson

Bateau <Gam...@work.stomping.aza> ASCII art 28 Feb 2004 22:45 · permalink · report
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>Ok I have gotten tired of not finding ascii art farts here.  So I am 
>going to start running the following script at 10 after midnight EST
>each day.  This will post the most current ascii art fart to the group.
>If you don't want to see them then use your killfile and block out the
>subject of "assci art fart" and you won't have to see them or any replies.
>
>
>##start############# -- farts.sh -- ###################
>#!/bin/bash
># start bad code that will need updating since
># it has no error or content checking at all.
>source /home/faux/.bashrc
>FART="$(lynx -dump -source  http://www.asciiartfarts.com/)" 
>START=$(echo "$FART" | grep -n '<pre>' file | tail -1 | awk -F : '{print$1}') 
>TAIL=$(echo "$FART" | grep -n '</pre>' file | tail -1 | awk -F : '{print$1}') 
>LINES=$((TAIL-START)) 
>FART2="$(echo "$FART" | head -$((TAIL-1)) file | tail -$((LINES-1)) )"
>TITLE="$(echo "$FART" | grep title | sed -e 's/<title>//' -e \
> 's/Farts:/Fart for/' -e 's/#.*(//' -e 's/)//' -e 's/<\/title>//')"
>echo "$FART2" > /home/faux/.fart
>newspost  -i news.east.cox.net -f "F0_...@yahoo.com" -F Faux_Tran -n \
> alt.ascii-art -s "$TITLE" -t /home/faux/.fart 2>/dev/null 1>/dev/null
>##end############# -- farts.sh -- ###################

Off topic spam. The website is there for people who are interested in
that sort of thing. This newsgroup is not for that sort of thing.
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In alt.ascii-art, Bateau says...

>Off topic spam. The website is there for people who are interested in
>that sort of thing. This newsgroup is not for that sort of thing.

It's not off-topic at all, but in a way I agree with your sentiments. If FP
wants to post art fart through the use of a script, he should also provide
the url for http://www.asciiartfarts.com/ in the post.  It would be fair
use of the site and provide some context to the post.

Semach.the.monkey <no....@all.ever> ASCII art 29 Feb 2004 02:50 · permalink · report
"Bateau" wrote in message ...
|
| Off topic spam. The website is there for people who are interested in
| that sort of thing. This newsgroup is not for that sort of thing.

a) That sort of thing is the main reason why I am here
b) repetative use of headers and sig files that take up 8k of bandwidth for the sake
of 2 lines is not what this news group is about either.

STM

ObAscii

/ / / / / / / / /
\ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \
/ / / / / / / / /
\ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \
/ / / / / / / / /
\ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \

Nice pretty pattern, because I'm too pissed to come up with anything very original

n46is <nab...@anisp.com> ASCII art 29 Feb 2004 08:48 · permalink · report
Or we just place some live bait.
He can't ignore this:



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_.-In alt.ascii-art, Sharky wrote the following -._
> It's not off-topic at all,

agreed.  

> but in a way I agree with your sentiments.

also agreed.  which is why I told people how to killfile it if they
wanted to.

> If FP wants to post art fart through the use of a script, 
> he should also provide the url for http://www.asciiartfarts.com/
> in the post.

Done. 

-- 
  .-'))  http://asciipr0n.com/fp   ('-.  | It's a damn poor mind that
 ' ..-  .:" )               ( ":.  -.. ' | can only think of one way to
  ((,,_;'.;'   UIN=66618055  ';. ';_,,)) | spell a word.
        ((_.YIM=Faux_Pseudo :._))        | - Andrew Jackson

Bateau wrote:


> 
>>Ok I have gotten tired of not finding ascii art farts here.  So I am
>>going to start running the following script at 10 after midnight EST
>>each day.  This will post the most current ascii art fart to the group.
>>If you don't want to see them then use your killfile and block out the
>>subject of "assci art fart" and you won't have to see them or any replies.
>>
>>
>>##start############# -- farts.sh -- ###################
>>#!/bin/bash
>># start bad code that will need updating since
>># it has no error or content checking at all.
>>source /home/faux/.bashrc
>>FART="$(lynx -dump -source  http://www.asciiartfarts.com/)"
>>START=$(echo "$FART" | grep -n '<pre>' file | tail -1 | awk -F :
>>'{print$1}') TAIL=$(echo "$FART" | grep -n '</pre>' file | tail -1 | awk
>>-F : '{print$1}') LINES=$((TAIL-START))
>>FART2="$(echo "$FART" | head -$((TAIL-1)) file | tail -$((LINES-1)) )"
>>TITLE="$(echo "$FART" | grep title | sed -e 's/<title>//' -e \
>> 's/Farts:/Fart for/' -e 's/#.*(//' -e 's/)//' -e 's/<\/title>//')"
>>echo "$FART2" > /home/faux/.fart
>>newspost  -i news.east.cox.net -f "F0_...@yahoo.com" -F Faux_Tran -n \
>> alt.ascii-art -s "$TITLE" -t /home/faux/.fart 2>/dev/null 1>/dev/null
>>##end############# -- farts.sh -- ###################
> 
> Off topic spam. The website is there for people who are interested in
> that sort of thing. This newsgroup is not for that sort of thing.

Oh shut the fuck up you 60 line sig having bastard

-- 
"They say there are strangers, who threaten us
in our immigrants and infidels
They say there is strangeness, too dangerous 
in our theatres and bookstore shelves
That those who know what's best for us
must rise and save us from ourselves"
        --Rush, 'Witch Hunt'

un....@free.fr 1 Mar 2004 09:20 · permalink · report
BoD <Bo...@JRAF.org> writes:

> I'm all for it! It's a very good idea.

I agree. I never take the time to read the ascii farts on the web
site... so I'll be happy to read them here.

Bateau <Gam...@work.stomping.aza> ASCII art 7 Mar 2004 14:31 · permalink · report
     _.--""--._       On
   ."          ".     Sun, 29 Feb 2004 02:50:33 -0000
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   \)__.    _._(/     Semach.the.monkey
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      \_    _/        to
 _      )--(     _    the
| '--.__)--(_.--' |   great
 \ |`----''----'| /   undead
  ||  `-'  '--' ||    skeleton
  || `--'  '--' ||    god
  |l `--'--'--' |l    of
 |__|`--'  `--'|__|   giant
 |  |    )-(   |  |   ascii
  ||     )-(    \||   who
  || __  )_(  __ \\   replied...
  ||'  `-   -'  \ \\
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      | /  \ |
      | |   \ \
      | |    \ \
      | |     \ \
      | |-nabis\ \_
      | |      /-._\
     |.-.\    //.-._)
      \\\\   ///
       \\\\-'''
        ``''

>"Bateau" wrote in message ...
>|
>| Off topic spam. The website is there for people who are interested in
>| that sort of thing. This newsgroup is not for that sort of thing.
>
>a) That sort of thing is the main reason why I am here
>b) repetative use of headers and sig files that take up 8k of bandwidth for the sake
>of 2 lines is not what this news group is about either.

I say something original and on topic in every post. I don't just
provide a predictable caption for recycled ascii art.
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Bateau wrote:


> 
>>"Bateau" wrote in message ...
>>|
>>| Off topic spam. The website is there for people who are interested in
>>| that sort of thing. This newsgroup is not for that sort of thing.
>>
>>a) That sort of thing is the main reason why I am here
>>b) repetative use of headers and sig files that take up 8k of bandwidth
>>for the sake of 2 lines is not what this news group is about either.
> 
> I say something original and on topic in every post. I don't just
> provide a predictable caption for recycled ascii art.

You say something retarded that makes me want to shoot you in every post.

-- 
"They say there are strangers, who threaten us
in our immigrants and infidels
They say there is strangeness, too dangerous 
in our theatres and bookstore shelves
That those who know what's best for us
must rise and save us from ourselves"
        --Rush, 'Witch Hunt'

In alt.ascii-art, Iconoclast says...
>Bateau wrote:
>>>"Bateau" wrote in message ...
>>>|
>>>| Off topic spam. The website is there for people who are interested in
>>>| that sort of thing. This newsgroup is not for that sort of thing.
>>>
>>>a) That sort of thing is the main reason why I am here
>>>b) repetative use of headers and sig files that take up 8k of bandwidth
>>>for the sake of 2 lines is not what this news group is about either.
>> 
>> I say something original and on topic in every post. I don't just
>> provide a predictable caption for recycled ascii art.
>
>You say something retarded that makes me want to shoot you in every post.

I think that's the point.

Iconoclast wrote:

> Bateau wrote:
> 
>>>> Off topic spam. The website is there for people who are 
>>>> interested in that sort of thing. This newsgroup is not for 
>>>> that sort of thing.
>>> 
>>> a) That sort of thing is the main reason why I am here b) 
>>> repetative use of headers and sig files that take up 8k of 
>>> bandwidth for the sake of 2 lines is not what this news group is
>>> about either.
>> 
>> I say something original and on topic in every post. I don't just 
>> provide a predictable caption for recycled ascii art.
> 
> You say something retarded that makes me want to shoot you in every 
> post.

George Bush has the same effect on me, but he's still in office.

Rowe
-- 
A great philosopher once wrote
Naughty, naughty, very naughty
Ha ha ha ha ha

Anybody got any Veras?
Lovely!
Ha ha ha ha ha

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