Re: Tran and the Farts
From Bateau <Gam...@work.stomping.aza>
· alt.ascii-art
· 28 Feb 2004 22:45 · View full thread
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>Ok I have gotten tired of not finding ascii art farts here. So I am
>going to start running the following script at 10 after midnight EST
>each day. This will post the most current ascii art fart to the group.
>If you don't want to see them then use your killfile and block out the
>subject of "assci art fart" and you won't have to see them or any replies.
>
>
>##start############# -- farts.sh -- ###################
>#!/bin/bash
># start bad code that will need updating since
># it has no error or content checking at all.
>source /home/faux/.bashrc
>FART="$(lynx -dump -source http://www.asciiartfarts.com/)"
>START=$(echo "$FART" | grep -n '<pre>' file | tail -1 | awk -F : '{print$1}')
>TAIL=$(echo "$FART" | grep -n '</pre>' file | tail -1 | awk -F : '{print$1}')
>LINES=$((TAIL-START))
>FART2="$(echo "$FART" | head -$((TAIL-1)) file | tail -$((LINES-1)) )"
>TITLE="$(echo "$FART" | grep title | sed -e 's/<title>//' -e \
> 's/Farts:/Fart for/' -e 's/#.*(//' -e 's/)//' -e 's/<\/title>//')"
>echo "$FART2" > /home/faux/.fart
>newspost -i news.east.cox.net -f "F0_...@yahoo.com" -F Faux_Tran -n \
> alt.ascii-art -s "$TITLE" -t /home/faux/.fart 2>/dev/null 1>/dev/null
>##end############# -- farts.sh -- ###################
Off topic spam. The website is there for people who are interested in
that sort of thing. This newsgroup is not for that sort of thing.
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X-Google-Language: ENGLISH,ASCII-7-bit X-Google-Thread: f996b,35663dd26598a70e X-Google-Attributes: gidf996b,public X-Google-ArrivalTime: 2004-02-28 14:50:39 PST Path: archiver1.google.com!news2.google.com!newsfeed2.dallas1.level3.net!news.level3.com!crtntx1-snh1.gtei.net!news.gtei.net!newsfeed1.easynews.com!easynews.com!easynews!news.he.net!cyclone-sf.pbi.net!64.42.15.2!HSNX.atgi.net!newsfeed.iinet.net.au!newsfeed.iinet.net.au!freenews.iinet.net.au!not-for-mail From: Bateau <Gam...@work.stomping.aza> Newsgroups: alt.ascii-art Subject: Re: Tran and the Farts Date: Sun, 29 Feb 2004 06:45:17 +0800 Message-ID: <216...@4ax.com> References: <XbM%b.12549$UU.2106@lakeread01> X-Newsreader: Forte Agent 1.91/32.564 MIME-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: text/plain; charset=us-ascii Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit Lines: 127 NNTP-Posting-Host: 203.59.204.88 X-Trace: 1078008434 freenews.iinet.net.au 22514 203.59.204.88 Xref: archiver1.google.com alt.ascii-art:1406
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