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Original Usenet message from alt.ascii-art, 1 Mar 2004.
Re: Tran and the Farts

Re: Tran and the Farts

Bateau wrote:


> 
>>Ok I have gotten tired of not finding ascii art farts here.  So I am
>>going to start running the following script at 10 after midnight EST
>>each day.  This will post the most current ascii art fart to the group.
>>If you don't want to see them then use your killfile and block out the
>>subject of "assci art fart" and you won't have to see them or any replies.
>>
>>
>>##start############# -- farts.sh -- ###################
>>#!/bin/bash
>># start bad code that will need updating since
>># it has no error or content checking at all.
>>source /home/faux/.bashrc
>>FART="$(lynx -dump -source  http://www.asciiartfarts.com/)"
>>START=$(echo "$FART" | grep -n '<pre>' file | tail -1 | awk -F :
>>'{print$1}') TAIL=$(echo "$FART" | grep -n '</pre>' file | tail -1 | awk
>>-F : '{print$1}') LINES=$((TAIL-START))
>>FART2="$(echo "$FART" | head -$((TAIL-1)) file | tail -$((LINES-1)) )"
>>TITLE="$(echo "$FART" | grep title | sed -e 's/<title>//' -e \
>> 's/Farts:/Fart for/' -e 's/#.*(//' -e 's/)//' -e 's/<\/title>//')"
>>echo "$FART2" > /home/faux/.fart
>>newspost  -i news.east.cox.net -f "F0_...@yahoo.com" -F Faux_Tran -n \
>> alt.ascii-art -s "$TITLE" -t /home/faux/.fart 2>/dev/null 1>/dev/null
>>##end############# -- farts.sh -- ###################
> 
> Off topic spam. The website is there for people who are interested in
> that sort of thing. This newsgroup is not for that sort of thing.

Oh shut the fuck up you 60 line sig having bastard

-- 
"They say there are strangers, who threaten us
in our immigrants and infidels
They say there is strangeness, too dangerous 
in our theatres and bookstore shelves
That those who know what's best for us
must rise and save us from ourselves"
        --Rush, 'Witch Hunt'

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Subject: Re: Tran and the Farts
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