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Original Usenet thread from alt.ascii-art, started 7 Aug 1999.
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| | | / __|/ _ \ '_ \ / _ \ __|   / _ \ | '__/ __| '_ \| \ \ / / _ \
| |_| \__ \  __/ | | |  __/ |_   / ___ \| | | (__| | | | |\ V /  __/
 \___/|___/\___|_| |_|\___|\__| /_/   \_\_|  \___|_| |_|_| \_/ \___|
Which sig should I use?

Which sig should I use?

alt.ascii-art · 13 messages · 7 Aug 1999 - 21 Aug 1999
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+-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-+        
|         ..:::::.                                                    |
|        .::::::::,                                                   |
|        ::::::::::               __                     ____         |
|        ::::::::;'___      ___.-'  `\               _.-'    `.       |
|      _/ `-:::;' (   `----'   )      \            .'  _.-'',  :      |
|     |/     /     )          (_.''\   |          .  .'     (__)      |
|     /     /     (___.    .___)    |  |__    __  |  |                |
|    /     /           \   \  .-''-.'  |  )  (  ) |  |                |
|   /     /        __   \   \/  .-.    /. (__)  ( |  |                |
|  /     /        (  )   )   ) (       ' )      ) '  '      __        |
| /     /          \ `'-'   / \ ''   ,. /__''^\  \ \  \__.-'  )       |
| `, ,-'            `..__.-'   `''''' ''(  )___)  ) \     _.-'        |
| / /                                    \_______/   '''''            |
|| |____________________________________________________....... ____  |
|`._____________________________________________________:::::::)____)>|
|                                                       '''''''       |
+-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=+=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=+=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-+
                     |  Remove YOUR, BRA to email   |
                     +-=--=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-+


--
                     Name                       Spray Can (Not perfume
bottle ;o) )
                      ||                             ||
                      \/                             \/
                __                     ____         .--.
 ___      ___.-'  `\               _.-'    `.       )  |
(   `----'   )      \            .'  _.-'',  :      '__'
 )          (_.''\   |          .  .'     (__) __,.--||--..__
(___.    .___)    |  |__    __  |  |          (::==......==::)
     \   \  .-''-.'  |  )  (  ) |  |           \   ''''''   /
 __   \   \/  .-.    /. (__)  ( |  |            \__       _/ 
(  )   )   ) (       ' )      ) '  '      __    (__`--   __)
 \ `'-'   / \ ''   ,. /__''^\  \ \  \__.-'  )   (__`-. -' _)
  `..__.-'   `''''' ''(  )___)  ) \     _.-'    (_`--' -.__)
     _____             \_______/   '''''        (_`-   -' _)
  .-'     ```----.....______                   /            \
 (  Remove YOUR BRA to email````------....    /              \
  \_______________________________________)  (..__        __..)
                                              ''--::::::::--''  


-- 
Turntables and Mixer
        ||
        \/
                    ___                                          ___
 __________________/  /                       __________________/  /
| _    _______    /  /                       | _    _______    /  /
|(_) .d########b. //)| _____________________ |(_) .d########b. //)|
|  .d############//  ||        _____        ||  .d############//  |
| .d######""####//b. ||() ||  [JAY C]  || ()|| .d######""####//b. |
| 9######(  )#_//##P ||()|__|  | = |  |__|()|| 9######(  )#_//##P |
| 'b######++#/_/##d' ||() ||   | = |   || ()|| 'b######++#/_/##d' |
|  "9############P"  ||   ||   |___|   ||   ||  "9############P"  |
|  _"9a#######aP"    ||  _   _____..__   _  ||  _"9a#######aP"    |
| |_|  `""""''       || (_) |_____||__| (_) || |_|  `""""''       |
|  ___..___________  ||_____________________||  ___..___________  |
| |___||___________| |                       | |___||___________| |
|____________________|Remove YOUR BRA 2 email|____________________|


               Name
                ||
                \/

         .---. .....                  ____   
    _____|   |/____ `.            _.-'    `.  
   .               .  \         .'  _.-'',  :     
   '_____     _____'\  \       .  .'     (__)       
         |   |   \  /  /       |  | 
         \   \\  /`'  /__   ___|  |   
   .---._ \   \\/"-   |   )(    ) |
 /   ----./   /|      |_ (_)    | '      __  
|            / \__.   Y )       |  \__.-'  )   
 `-.----.___/\______/\_/`---'|  |\     _.-'
      .===.         .'\.----.\   \`"""'
     [|-_-|]       \             /
     _.'^'._        \.--"""""--./
    . Jay C .
   / /|   |\ \  
[     ]===[    ]  Remove YOUR BRA to email                   
                                

  /\
  ||
  DJ


             Name
              ||
              \/

         .---. .....                  ____   
    _____|   |/____ `.            _.-'    `.  
   .               .  \         .'  _.-'',  :     
   '_____     _____'\  \       .  .'     (__)       
         |   |   \  /  /       |  | 
         \   \\  /`'  /__   ___|  |   
   .---._ \   \\/"-   |   )(    ) |
 /   ----./   /|      |_ (_)    | '      __  
|            / \__.   Y )       |  \__.-'  )   
 `-.----.___/\______/\_/`---'|  |\     _.-'
       ,,,          .'\.----.\   \`"""'
      |-_-|         \            /
     _.'@'._         \.--""""--./
    . ./|   .
     \_/  |\ \  
     | MC |/ /    Remove YOUR BRA to email                   
                                

      /\
      ||
MC (Not someone rapping into a rose)

          Name
           ||
           \/
         .---. .....                  ____   
    _____|   |/____ `.            _.-'    `.  
   .               .  \         .'  _.-'',  :     
   '_____     _____'\  \       .  .'     (__)       
         |   |   \  /  /       |  | 
         \   \\  /`'  /__   ___|  |   
   .---._ \   \\/"-   |   )(    ) |
 /   ----./   /|      |_ (_)    | '      __  
|            / \__.   Y )       |  \__.-'  )   
 `-.----.___/\______/\_/`---'|  |\     _.-'
       .-.          .'\.----.\   \`"""'
      |   |  .+.   \             /
     _.   ._.'\|    \.--"""""--./
    .      __.' 
    ||    Y
    \|GRAF|  Remove YOUR BRA to email                   
                                  
      /\
      ||
Someone in a hoody bombing (graffiti)
       _____________________________________________
      /  DMC and DJ Run                             \
     /   Dum didi dum didi didi dum dum              \
    |                                   - Run DMC     |
     \      .----------------------------------.      /
      \    /  JAY C - Remove YOUR BRA to email  \    /
       |  /           _________________          \  |
       / /           |  _____________  |          \ \
       \/            | |             | |           \/
 __________________ _|_|_____________|_|_ ___________________
|      ______      |                     |      ______       |
|    .dP####9b.             SONY              .dP####9b.     |
|  .d##########b.     ________________      .d##########b.   |
| .d############b.   |  TAPE CASETTE  |    .d############b.  |
| :8############8:   |  ____________  |    :8############8:  |
| '9############P"   | |            | |    '9############P"  | 
|  "9##########P"    | |____________| |     "9##########P"   |
|   "9a######eP"     |________________|      "9a######eP"    |
|     '""""""'        [__][__][__][__]         '""""""'      |
|_________________|______________________|___________________|


Peace

Jay C

I think you should use the Tape Casette Player because it looks the most
realistic, the turntable's pretty good too.

Please visit Mad Stuntmans Planet
www.maslen2000.freeserve.co.uk

Jay C a.k.a. El Mentor <Joe...@postYOURmasterBRA.co.uk> wrote in message
news:QQP...@eidosnet.co.uk...
>           Microphone                    Name
>            ||                            ||
>            \/                            \/
> +-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-+
> |         ..:::::.                                                    |
> |        .::::::::,                                                   |
> |        ::::::::::               __                     ____         |
> |        ::::::::;'___      ___.-'  `\               _.-'    `.       |
> |      _/ `-:::;' (   `----'   )      \            .'  _.-'',  :      |
> |     |/     /     )          (_.''\   |          .  .'     (__)      |
> |     /     /     (___.    .___)    |  |__    __  |  |                |
> |    /     /           \   \  .-''-.'  |  )  (  ) |  |                |
> |   /     /        __   \   \/  .-.    /. (__)  ( |  |                |
> |  /     /        (  )   )   ) (       ' )      ) '  '      __        |
> | /     /          \ `'-'   / \ ''   ,. /__''^\  \ \  \__.-'  )       |
> | `, ,-'            `..__.-'   `''''' ''(  )___)  ) \     _.-'        |
> | / /                                    \_______/   '''''            |
> || |____________________________________________________....... ____  |
> |`._____________________________________________________:::::::)____)>|
> |                                                       '''''''       |
> +-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=+=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=+=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-+
>                      |  Remove YOUR, BRA to email   |
>                      +-=--=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-+
>
>
> --
>                      Name                       Spray Can (Not perfume
> bottle ;o) )
>                       ||                             ||
>                       \/                             \/
>                 __                     ____         .--.
>  ___      ___.-'  `\               _.-'    `.       )  |
> (   `----'   )      \            .'  _.-'',  :      '__'
>  )          (_.''\   |          .  .'     (__) __,.--||--..__
> (___.    .___)    |  |__    __  |  |          (::==......==::)
>      \   \  .-''-.'  |  )  (  ) |  |           \   ''''''   /
>  __   \   \/  .-.    /. (__)  ( |  |            \__       _/
> (  )   )   ) (       ' )      ) '  '      __    (__`--   __)
>  \ `'-'   / \ ''   ,. /__''^\  \ \  \__.-'  )   (__`-. -' _)
>   `..__.-'   `''''' ''(  )___)  ) \     _.-'    (_`--' -.__)
>      _____             \_______/   '''''        (_`-   -' _)
>   .-'     ```----.....______                   /            \
>  (  Remove YOUR BRA to email````------....    /              \
>   \_______________________________________)  (..__        __..)
>                                               ''--::::::::--''
>
>
> --
> Turntables and Mixer
>         ||
>         \/
>                     ___                                          ___
>  __________________/  /                       __________________/  /
> | _    _______    /  /                       | _    _______    /  /
> |(_) .d########b. file://)| _____________________ |(_) .d########b.
file://)|
> |  .d############//  ||        _____        ||  .d############//  |
> | .d######""####//b. ||() ||  [JAY C]  || ()|| .d######""####//b. |
> | 9######(  )#_//##P ||()|__|  | = |  |__|()|| 9######(  )#_//##P |
> | 'b######++#/_/##d' ||() ||   | = |   || ()|| 'b######++#/_/##d' |
> |  "9############P"  ||   ||   |___|   ||   ||  "9############P"  |
> |  _"9a#######aP"    ||  _   _____..__   _  ||  _"9a#######aP"    |
> | |_|  `""""''       || (_) |_____||__| (_) || |_|  `""""''       |
> |  ___..___________  ||_____________________||  ___..___________  |
> | |___||___________| |                       | |___||___________| |
> |____________________|Remove YOUR BRA 2 email|____________________|
>
>
>                Name
>                 ||
>                 \/
>
>          .---. .....                  ____
>     _____|   |/____ `.            _.-'    `.
>    .               .  \         .'  _.-'',  :
>    '_____     _____'\  \       .  .'     (__)
>          |   |   \  /  /       |  |
>          \   \\  /`'  /__   ___|  |
>    .---._ \   \\/"-   |   )(    ) |
>  /   ----./   /|      |_ (_)    | '      __
> |            / \__.   Y )       |  \__.-'  )
>  `-.----.___/\______/\_/`---'|  |\     _.-'
>       .===.         .'\.----.\   \`"""'
>      [|-_-|]       \             /
>      _.'^'._        \.--"""""--./
>     . Jay C .
>    / /|   |\ \
> [     ]===[    ]  Remove YOUR BRA to email
>
>
>   /\
>   ||
>   DJ
>
>
>              Name
>               ||
>               \/
>
>          .---. .....                  ____
>     _____|   |/____ `.            _.-'    `.
>    .               .  \         .'  _.-'',  :
>    '_____     _____'\  \       .  .'     (__)
>          |   |   \  /  /       |  |
>          \   \\  /`'  /__   ___|  |
>    .---._ \   \\/"-   |   )(    ) |
>  /   ----./   /|      |_ (_)    | '      __
> |            / \__.   Y )       |  \__.-'  )
>  `-.----.___/\______/\_/`---'|  |\     _.-'
>        ,,,          .'\.----.\   \`"""'
>       |-_-|         \            /
>      _.'@'._         \.--""""--./
>     . ./|   .
>      \_/  |\ \
>      | MC |/ /    Remove YOUR BRA to email
>
>
>       /\
>       ||
> MC (Not someone rapping into a rose)
>
>           Name
>            ||
>            \/
>          .---. .....                  ____
>     _____|   |/____ `.            _.-'    `.
>    .               .  \         .'  _.-'',  :
>    '_____     _____'\  \       .  .'     (__)
>          |   |   \  /  /       |  |
>          \   \\  /`'  /__   ___|  |
>    .---._ \   \\/"-   |   )(    ) |
>  /   ----./   /|      |_ (_)    | '      __
> |            / \__.   Y )       |  \__.-'  )
>  `-.----.___/\______/\_/`---'|  |\     _.-'
>        .-.          .'\.----.\   \`"""'
>       |   |  .+.   \             /
>      _.   ._.'\|    \.--"""""--./
>     .      __.'
>     ||    Y
>     \|GRAF|  Remove YOUR BRA to email
>
>       /\
>       ||
> Someone in a hoody bombing (graffiti)
>        _____________________________________________
>       /  DMC and DJ Run                             \
>      /   Dum didi dum didi didi dum dum              \
>     |                                   - Run DMC     |
>      \      .----------------------------------.      /
>       \    /  JAY C - Remove YOUR BRA to email  \    /
>        |  /           _________________          \  |
>        / /           |  _____________  |          \ \
>        \/            | |             | |           \/
>  __________________ _|_|_____________|_|_ ___________________
> |      ______      |                     |      ______       |
> |    .dP####9b.             SONY              .dP####9b.     |
> |  .d##########b.     ________________      .d##########b.   |
> | .d############b.   |  TAPE CASETTE  |    .d############b.  |
> | :8############8:   |  ____________  |    :8############8:  |
> | '9############P"   | |            | |    '9############P"  |
> |  "9##########P"    | |____________| |     "9##########P"   |
> |   "9a######eP"     |________________|      "9a######eP"    |
> |     '""""""'        [__][__][__][__]         '""""""'      |
> |_________________|______________________|___________________|
>
>
> Peace
>
> Jay C

Martin Atkins <zne...@ovtsbbg.pbz> ASCII art 8 Aug 1999 00:00 · permalink · report
.----- On Sat, 7 Aug 1999 23:57:55 +0100, Jay C posted:
|
|Turntables and Mixer
|        ||
|        \/
|                    ___                                          ___
| __________________/  /                       __________________/  /
|| _    _______    /  /                       | _    _______    /  /
||(_) .d########b. //)| _____________________ |(_) .d########b. //)|
||  .d############//  ||        _____        ||  .d############//  |
|| .d######""####//b. ||() ||  [JAY C]  || ()|| .d######""####//b. |
|| 9######(  )#_//##P ||()|__|  | = |  |__|()|| 9######(  )#_//##P |
|| 'b######++#/_/##d' ||() ||   | = |   || ()|| 'b######++#/_/##d' |
||  "9############P"  ||   ||   |___|   ||   ||  "9############P"  |
||  _"9a#######aP"    ||  _   _____..__   _  ||  _"9a#######aP"    |
|| |_|  `""""''       || (_) |_____||__| (_) || |_|  `""""''       |
||  ___..___________  ||_____________________||  ___..___________  |
|| |___||___________| |                       | |___||___________| |
||____________________|Remove YOUR BRA 2 email|____________________|
|
'----------------------------------

They're all good, but I like this one best. BTW ... it's best not to include
the "-- " above the sigs in posts such as this, because some newsreaders
will hide everything after the "-- " in either the reading window or the
reply box ... not good.

-Martin
|\/| _..__|_o._   /\_|_| o._  _   mart.atkins@--
|  |(_||  |_|| | /--\|_|<|| |_>            --bigfoot.com

>
>They're all good, but I like this one best. BTW ... it's best not to include
>the "-- " above the sigs in posts such as this, because some newsreaders
>will hide everything after the "-- " in either the reading window or the
>reply box ... not good.
Thanx I didn't know this
         .---. .....                  ____   
    _____|   |/____ `.            _.-'    `.  
   .               .  \         .'  _.-'',  :     
   '_____     _____'\  \       .  .'     (__)       
         |   |   \  /  /       |  | 
         \   \\  /`'  /__   ___|  |   
   .---._ \   \\/"-   |   )(    ) |
 /   ----./   /|      |_ (__)   | '      __  
|            / \__.   Y )    .  |  \__.-'  )   
 `-.----.___/\______/\_/`---'/  /\     _.-'
      .===.         .'\.----.\  \ `"""'
     [|-_-|]       \            /
     _.'^'._        \.--""""--./
    . Jay C .
   / /|   |\ \  
[     ]===[    ]  Remove YOUR BRA to email                   
                                

.----- On Mon, 16 Aug 1999 18:49:28 +1000, FIGJAM OZ posted:
|Remive YOUR BRA to email me :)
'--------------------------------

Remive it? Removal of my bra is difficult enough....

:o)

-Martin
|\/| _..__|_o._   /\_|_| o._  _   mart.atkins@--
|  |(_||  |_|| | /--\|_|<|| |_>            --bigfoot.com

JadedThought <Jad...@madbbs.com> ASCII art 16 Aug 1999 00:00 · permalink · report
Yeah I'd go with this one too but....lemme diddle and get the cassette
spelled right *lol*  ehh there we go...something to that effect =)  (my
first diddle and work with ascii for that matter)  guess the incorrect
spelling got me =)  (added another key for the record btw to even things out
some)

Jaded
        _____________________________________________
       /  DMC and DJ Run                             \
      /   Dum didi dum didi didi dum dum              \
     |                                   - Run DMC     |
      \      .----------------------------------.      /
       \    /  JAY C - Remove YOUR BRA to email  \    /
        |  /           _________________          \  |
        / /           |  _____________  |          \ \
        \/            | |             | |           \/
  __________________ _|_|_____________|_|_ ___________________
 |      ______      |                     |      ______       |
 |    .dP####9b.             SONY              .dP####9b.     |
 |  .d##########b.     __________________    .d##########b.   |
 | .d############b.   |  TAPE CASSETTE   |  .d############b.  |
 | :8############8:   |   ____________   |  :8############8:  |
 | '9############P"   |  |            |  |  '9############P"  |
 |  "9##########P"    |  |____________|  |   "9##########P"   |
 |   "9a######eP"     |__________________|    "9a######eP"    |
 |     '""""""'       [__][__][__][__][__]      '""""""'      |
 |_________________|________________________|_________________|

The Mad Stuntman <stu...@maslen2000.freeserve.co.uk> wrote in message
news:7oji77$3v6$1...@news7.svr.pol.co.uk...
> I think you should use the Tape Casette Player because it looks the most
> realistic, the turntable's pretty good too.
>
> >        _____________________________________________
> >       /  DMC and DJ Run                             \
> >      /   Dum didi dum didi didi dum dum              \
> >     |                                   - Run DMC     |
> >      \      .----------------------------------.      /
> >       \    /  JAY C - Remove YOUR BRA to email  \    /
> >        |  /           _________________          \  |
> >        / /           |  _____________  |          \ \
> >        \/            | |             | |           \/
> >  __________________ _|_|_____________|_|_ ___________________
> > |      ______      |                     |      ______       |
> > |    .dP####9b.             SONY              .dP####9b.     |
> > |  .d##########b.     ________________      .d##########b.   |
> > | .d############b.   |  TAPE CASETTE  |    .d############b.  |
> > | :8############8:   |  ____________  |    :8############8:  |
> > | '9############P"   | |            | |    '9############P"  |
> > |  "9##########P"    | |____________| |     "9##########P"   |
> > |   "9a######eP"     |________________|      "9a######eP"    |
> > |     '""""""'        [__][__][__][__]         '""""""'      |
> > |_________________|______________________|___________________|
> >
> >
> > Peace
> >
> > Jay C
>
>

I like this bit of  your signature.
 JAY C - Remove YOUR BRA to email
The ttape player does look good btw

Can I use it??
Never ever thought of it that way.
Could build on it to...*grin*
Remove your hand
Remove  your brain, etc, etc

Or  Icould change my email so I could use ..
Add your_lips *grin*

 This newsgroup has croupted my fragile little mind.
--

Your're two digits short of a date field
  /~~~~~~\
  (+)--(+)
     ()
  -FigjaM-
www.presto.net.au/~ledge
Remive YOUR BRA to email me :)


<HTML>
I like this bit of&nbsp; your signature.
<BR>&nbsp;JAY C - Remove YOUR BRA to email
<BR>The ttape player does look good btw

<P>Can I use it??
<BR>Never ever thought of it that way.
<BR>Could build on it to...*grin*
<BR>Remove your hand
<BR>Remove&nbsp; your brain, etc, etc

<P>Or&nbsp; Icould change my email so I could use ..
<BR>Add your_lips *grin*

<P>&nbsp;This newsgroup has croupted my fragile little mind.
<BR>--

<P>Your're two digits short of a date field
<BR><TT>&nbsp; /~~~~~~\</TT>
<BR><TT>&nbsp; (+)--(+)</TT>
<BR><TT>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; ()</TT>
<BR><TT>&nbsp; -FigjaM-</TT>
<BR>www.presto.net.au/~ledge
<BR>Remive YOUR BRA to email me :)</HTML>


FIGJAM OZ <"le...@presto.net.auYOUR BRAIN> ASCII art 17 Aug 1999 00:00 · permalink · report

Martin Atkins wrote:

> .----- On Mon, 16 Aug 1999 18:49:28 +1000, FIGJAM OZ posted:
> |Remive YOUR BRA to email me :)
> '--------------------------------
>
> Remive it? Removal of my bra is difficult enough....
>
> :o)
>
> -Martin
> |\/| _..__|_o._   /\_|_| o._  _   mart.atkins@--
> |  |(_||  |_|| | /--\|_|<|| |_>            --bigfoot.com

 DOH!!
I think the millenium bug is upon me  <:(
But I am still wondering...isn't Martin a _male_ name??

 ~==(_)(_)==~  BB??         ~--OO--~ AA?

     ||  DD??
   (   )
   (   )
     ||

Now I got bra on the brains  00:-)
..and get less email.  I  wonder why?? *grin*
--

Your're two digits short of a date field
  /~~~~~~\
  (+)--(+)
     ()
  -FigjaM-
www.presto.net.au/~ledge
Remove YOUR BRAIN to email me :)



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<P>Martin Atkins wrote:
<BLOCKQUOTE TYPE=CITE>.----- On Mon, 16 Aug 1999 18:49:28 +1000, FIGJAM
OZ posted:
<BR>|Remive YOUR BRA to email me :)
<BR>'--------------------------------

<P>Remive it? Removal of my bra is difficult enough....

<P>:o)

<P>-Martin
<BR>|\/| _..__|_o._&nbsp;&nbsp; /\_|_| o._&nbsp; _&nbsp;&nbsp; mart.atkins@--
<BR>|&nbsp; |(_||&nbsp; |_|| | /--\|_|&lt;|| |_>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;
--bigfoot.com</BLOCKQUOTE>
&nbsp;DOH!!
<BR>I think the millenium bug is upon me&nbsp; &lt;:(
<BR>But I am still wondering...isn't Martin a _male_ name??
<BR>&nbsp;
<BR>&nbsp;~==(_)(_)==~&nbsp; BB??&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;
~--OO--~ AA?
<BR>&nbsp;
<BR>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; ||&nbsp; DD??
<BR>&nbsp;&nbsp; (&nbsp;&nbsp; )
<BR>&nbsp;&nbsp; (&nbsp;&nbsp; )
<BR>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; ||

<P>Now I got bra on the brains&nbsp; 00:-)
<BR>..and get less email.&nbsp; I&nbsp; wonder why?? *grin*
<BR>--

<P>Your're two digits short of a date field
<BR>&nbsp; /~~~~~~\
<BR>&nbsp; <TT>(+)--(+)</TT>
<BR><TT>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; ()</TT>
<BR><TT>&nbsp; -FigjaM-</TT>
<BR>www.presto.net.au/~ledge
<BR>Remove YOUR BRAIN to email me :)
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Ojosh!ro <ojo...@mindless.com> ASCII art 17 Aug 1999 00:00 · permalink · report
FIGJAM OZ wrote:
> 
> 
> 
> Martin Atkins wrote:
> 
> > .----- On Mon, 16 Aug 1999 18:49:28 +1000, FIGJAM OZ posted:
> > |Remive YOUR BRA to email me :)
> > '--------------------------------
> >
> > Remive it? Removal of my bra is difficult enough....
> >
> > :o)
> >
> > -Martin
> > |\/| _..__|_o._   /\_|_| o._  _   mart.atkins@--
> > |  |(_||  |_|| | /--\|_|<|| |_>            --bigfoot.com
> 
>  DOH!!
> I think the millenium bug is upon me  <:(
> But I am still wondering...isn't Martin a _male_ name??

So?
Come on, this is 1999. women have been wearing jeans for
some 40 years now. Finally our time has come. =)

  _,   I'll go try and find a pair of high heels size 12
 ( _/     __,---.  and then we're ready to hit the town
  | \__, (_)___/'  Right Martin?

Oh, by the way, you want to borrow my fishnet stockings?
I don't feel like shaving my legs right now.
 
>  ~==(_)(_)==~  BB??         ~--OO--~ AA?
> 
>      ||  DD??
>    (   )
>    (   )
>      ||

Eh?
Thought the letter indicated a cupsize

         
         ,-[cupsize chart]--------------------------.
         |                                          |
         |  AA  |  B \   C `.   D `.   DD  ,---.    |
         |      |     \      \      `.    / \__/\   |
         |      |      )      )       )   \_/  \/   |
         |      '    -'    --'    ---'     `---'    |
   Ojo   |             note:these are not bellies ! |
         `------------------------------------------'
  #       #     
  ##-----##     
  #       #      There's a similar system for handsizes
  | -o o- | , ), (There should be! much easier to 
  |_`---'_| )\'/ indicate what size you're looking for in 
  / >(/)< \/  /  a lingerie-store =)
 /   / \  '  /

> Now I got bra on the brains  00:-)
> ..and get less email.  I  wonder why?? *grin*

Whahaaaa! I don't have to worry about brains =)
I got a frog brain! I got a frog brain!

  ,--""-.
 (_,=-   )
   `---#{
        `} Ojo (Frogbrain =)

> 
> Your're two digits short of a date field
>   /~~~~~~\
>   (+)--(+)
>      ()
>   -FigjaM-
> www.presto.net.au/~ledge
> Remove YOUR BRAIN to email me :)


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| A "practical joker" deserves applause for his wit according to its quality.  |
| Bastinado is about right. For exceptional wit one might grant keelhauling.   |
| But staking him out on an anthill should be reserved for the very            |
| wittiest.                                                                    |
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< EOT >
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Ojosh!ro wrote a whole heap -- >
And  my response is -->
Wow...I am truly amazed
Quality ascii there...comparred to my...typos.
Should be able to add more text to my chat sessions now :)

--

Your're two digits short of a date field

  (+)--(+)
     ()
  -FigjaM-
www.presto.net.au/~ledge
Remove YOUR BRAIN to email me :)

Martin Atkins wrote:

> .----- On Mon, 16 Aug 1999 18:49:28 +1000, FIGJAM OZ posted:
> |Remive YOUR BRA to email me :)
> '--------------------------------
>
> Remive it? Removal of my bra is difficult enough....
>
> :o)

Removal of anybody's bra is difficult enough.
:o(

joris

.----- On Tue, 17 Aug 1999 18:23:00 +1000, FIGJAM OZ posted:
|
|> .----- On Mon, 16 Aug 1999 18:49:28 +1000, FIGJAM OZ posted:
|> |Remive YOUR BRA to email me :)
|> '--------------------------------
|>
|> Remive it? Removal of my bra is difficult enough....
|>
|> :o)
|>
|
| DOH!!
|I think the millenium bug is upon me  <:(
|But I am still wondering...isn't Martin a _male_ name??
|
'---------------------------------

Yes, I am male. I have no bra, hence the difficulty in removing it :o)

-Martin
|\/| _..__|_o._   /\_|_| o._  _   mart.atkins@--
|  |(_||  |_|| | /--\|_|<|| |_>            --bigfoot.com

llizard <lli...@iNOdirect.ca> ASCII art 21 Aug 1999 00:00 · permalink · report
In article <37b...@news.vossnet.net>, zne...@ovtsbbg.pbz
(Martin Atkins) wrote:
> 
> .----- On Tue, 17 Aug 1999 18:23:00 +1000, FIGJAM OZ posted:
> |
> |> .----- On Mon, 16 Aug 1999 18:49:28 +1000, FIGJAM OZ posted:
> |> |Remive YOUR BRA to email me :)
> |> '--------------------------------
> |>
> |> Remive it? Removal of my bra is difficult enough....
[snip]
> |But I am still wondering...isn't Martin a _male_ name??
> |
> '---------------------------------
> 
> Yes, I am male. I have no bra, hence the difficulty in removing it :o)

Ah, that is a relief, Martin. I was beginning to think you were
suffering from gender confusion because of seeing Joris in drag so many
times.

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NOTE: I rarely pick up my mail from the idirect address. If you
are e-mailing and hit the reply button, add an "e" to "freent";
its absense is to stop the torment of automatic mailers.
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