Re: Which size should I use?

FIGJAM OZ wrote:
> 
> 
> 
> Martin Atkins wrote:
> 
> > .----- On Mon, 16 Aug 1999 18:49:28 +1000, FIGJAM OZ posted:
> > |Remive YOUR BRA to email me :)
> > '--------------------------------
> >
> > Remive it? Removal of my bra is difficult enough....
> >
> > :o)
> >
> > -Martin
> > |\/| _..__|_o._   /\_|_| o._  _   mart.atkins@--
> > |  |(_||  |_|| | /--\|_|<|| |_>            --bigfoot.com
> 
>  DOH!!
> I think the millenium bug is upon me  <:(
> But I am still wondering...isn't Martin a _male_ name??

So?
Come on, this is 1999. women have been wearing jeans for
some 40 years now. Finally our time has come. =)

  _,   I'll go try and find a pair of high heels size 12
 ( _/     __,---.  and then we're ready to hit the town
  | \__, (_)___/'  Right Martin?

Oh, by the way, you want to borrow my fishnet stockings?
I don't feel like shaving my legs right now.
 
>  ~==(_)(_)==~  BB??         ~--OO--~ AA?
> 
>      ||  DD??
>    (   )
>    (   )
>      ||

Eh?
Thought the letter indicated a cupsize

         
         ,-[cupsize chart]--------------------------.
         |                                          |
         |  AA  |  B \   C `.   D `.   DD  ,---.    |
         |      |     \      \      `.    / \__/\   |
         |      |      )      )       )   \_/  \/   |
         |      '    -'    --'    ---'     `---'    |
   Ojo   |             note:these are not bellies ! |
         `------------------------------------------'
  #       #     
  ##-----##     
  #       #      There's a similar system for handsizes
  | -o o- | , ), (There should be! much easier to 
  |_`---'_| )\'/ indicate what size you're looking for in 
  / >(/)< \/  /  a lingerie-store =)
 /   / \  '  /

> Now I got bra on the brains  00:-)
> ..and get less email.  I  wonder why?? *grin*

Whahaaaa! I don't have to worry about brains =)
I got a frog brain! I got a frog brain!

  ,--""-.
 (_,=-   )
   `---#{
        `} Ojo (Frogbrain =)

> 
> Your're two digits short of a date field
>   /~~~~~~\
>   (+)--(+)
>      ()
>   -FigjaM-
> www.presto.net.au/~ledge
> Remove YOUR BRAIN to email me :)


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