Original Usenet thread from alt.ascii-art, started 27 Jul 1999.
Lighten Up Your Day with a Joke!
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· 3 messages · 27 Jul 1999 - 28 Jul 1999
Vice Admiral Acker wrote: > Hey, what's JFK Jr's new movie gonna be called? > > Three funerals and a wedding! > > --------------------------------------------- > > Why didn't JFK Jr. take a shower before flying? > > Because he'd think he'd wash up when he landed! What did JFK Jr. tell the housekeeper before he left for Martha's Vineyard? You feed the dogs and I'll feed the fish! ~Lianne~ -- Haleakala Kennels: http://members.xoom.com/Haleakala/index.html Buckeye Region Agility Group: http://members.xoom.com/BRAGdogs Halfpenny Nutter Butter Bar, AX, OAJ, 3/7 MAD, UJHP Senior - Peanut, 6 yr. old Border Terrier Prelude's JusDandy Fancy Feet, CD, NA, NAJ, AD, UJHP Elementary - Fancy, 2 yr. old Sheltie
Hey, what's JFK Jr's new movie gonna be called?
Three funerals and a wedding!
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Why didn't JFK Jr. take a shower before flying?
Because he'd think he'd wash up when he landed!
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/ *\ [ Vice Admiral Acker ][ Kam...@rotfl.com ][ http://fly.to/VAA ]
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:==: I think, therefore I am.
va |o;| Therefore I must endure.
a \==/ Therefore I msut take appropriate actions to survive.
I heard in a baseball game that it was a "JFK Inning", 3 up, 3 down!
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| ~Lianne~ wrote:
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| Vice Admiral Acker wrote:
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| > Hey, what's JFK Jr's new movie gonna be called?
| >
| > Three funerals and a wedding!
| >
| > ---------------------------------------------
| >
| > Why didn't JFK Jr. take a shower before flying?
| >
| > Because he'd think he'd wash up when he landed!
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| What did JFK Jr. tell the housekeeper before he left for Martha's Vineyard?
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| You feed the dogs and I'll feed the fish!
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| ~Lianne~
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/ *\ [ Vice Admiral Acker ][ Kam...@rotfl.com ][ http://fly.to/VAA ]
| @|
:==: I think, therefore I am.
va |o;| Therefore I must endure.
a \==/ Therefore I msut take appropriate actions to survive.
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