Re: Lighten Up Your Day with a Joke!
From ~Lianne~ <emi...@columbus.rr.com>
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· 27 Jul 1999 00:00 · View full thread
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Vice Admiral Acker wrote: > Hey, what's JFK Jr's new movie gonna be called? > > Three funerals and a wedding! > > --------------------------------------------- > > Why didn't JFK Jr. take a shower before flying? > > Because he'd think he'd wash up when he landed! What did JFK Jr. tell the housekeeper before he left for Martha's Vineyard? You feed the dogs and I'll feed the fish! ~Lianne~ -- Haleakala Kennels: http://members.xoom.com/Haleakala/index.html Buckeye Region Agility Group: http://members.xoom.com/BRAGdogs Halfpenny Nutter Butter Bar, AX, OAJ, 3/7 MAD, UJHP Senior - Peanut, 6 yr. old Border Terrier Prelude's JusDandy Fancy Feet, CD, NA, NAJ, AD, UJHP Elementary - Fancy, 2 yr. old Sheltie
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