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Original Usenet message from alt.ascii-art, 28 Jul 1999.
Re: Lighten Up Your Day with a Joke!

Re: Lighten Up Your Day with a Joke!

I heard in a baseball game that it was a "JFK Inning", 3 up, 3 down!

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|   ~Lianne~ wrote:
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| Vice Admiral Acker wrote:
| 
| > Hey, what's JFK Jr's new movie gonna be called?
| >
| > Three funerals and a wedding!
| >
| > ---------------------------------------------
| >
| > Why didn't JFK Jr. take a shower before flying?
| >
| > Because he'd think he'd wash up when he landed!
| 
| What did JFK Jr. tell the housekeeper before he left for Martha's Vineyard?
| 
| You feed the dogs and I'll feed the fish!
| 
| ~Lianne~

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