Original Usenet thread from alt.ascii-art, started 6 Oct 1996.
S.A.S Badge Sig size Needed
alt.ascii-art
· 15 messages · 6 Oct 1996 - 25 Oct 1996
Hi Folks. can some one please help, i need a Sig Size badge of a Wing,d Dagger simmler to S.A.S Badge, can someone please do me one. thanks in advance -- John W
In article <vIU...@g8sbs.demon.co.uk>, John W <joh...@g8sbs.demon.co.uk> writes > >Hi Folks. > > >can some one please help, i need a Sig Size badge of a Wing,d Dagger >simmler to S.A.S Badge, can someone please do me one. > > >thanks in advance -- John W
-=> The runes were cast, the portents thundered and then John W warbled on about "S.A.S Badge Sig size Needed" in alt.ascii-art <=- > can some one please help, i need a Sig Size badge of a Wing,d Dagger > simmler to S.A.S Badge, can someone please do me one. How's this? ______ <> ______ (____ \ [] / ____) (___ \_ [] _/ ___) (____<=()=>____) || WHO DARES WINS || \/ It's eight lines long but barely 25 columns wide so it should be OK for sigs (but there'll be complaints anyway). :) __ ,_, <##. "Mooooo!" (__) Frinkquently Asked Questions Part 8: /_O \. `# _____|OO| Lemurs with *Machineguns* vs Cows ___\,)\ ,# /| # (oo) o====[_=/m/, \ ,##' ~ |_#__#_|^ + leo...@earthlight.co.nz + V~`( ,*###' _____|\__|>_________________________________ "Frink frink" __\_> +
In article <vIU...@g8sbs.demon.co.uk>, John W <joh...@g8sbs.demon.co.uk> writes > >Hi Folks. > > >can some one please help, i need a Sig Size badge of a Wing,d Dagger >simmler to S.A.S Badge, can someone please do me one. > > >thanks in advance thanks for the Badge :)) it should be ok, i am about to put it into my sig, if you look at my node name that should give you a clue as to why i want that sort of sig -- John W
In article <53sf46$i3...@orm.southern.co.nz>, Colin Douthwaite <cfb...@southern.co.nz> writes >Snarkamedes (leo...@earthlight.co.nz) wrote: > >> ,_, <##. >> "Mooooo!" (__) Frinkquently Asked Questions Part 8: /_O \. `# >> _____|OO| Lemurs with *Machineguns* vs Cows ___\,)\ ,# >> /| # (oo) o====[_=/m/, \ ,##' >> ~ |_#__#_|^ + leo...@earthlight.co.nz + V~`( ,*###' >> _____|\__|>________________________________ "Frink frink" __\_> > > > > >And the answers... > > > > ===================================================================== > = = > = Newsgroup: alt.fan.lemoors = > = <""""> Frankly Answered Questions <""""> = > = <(c)(c)> (Part 4 of 7, Lemurs Versus Cows) <(.)(.)> = > = "{..}" v.4 )/~\( = > == "\/" ============================================= \U/ == > > > > The Answers > > > > -------------------------------------------------------------------- > > > > 1) What's the story about these Lemurs I occasionally see flying > past my window? > > ____________________________________________________________________ > |__________________________________________________________________| > | | > | \\ | > | \\ | > | / \ | > | / \ | > | \ \ | > | \ \(__) | > | *--> (oo) | > | o / / \/ | > | / / | > | o \ / | > | o \ / | > | o // | > | o // | > | o <""""> | > | o <(x)(x)> | > | )/~\( | > | , \+/ ; | > | o ; . . ; | > | `'' ''' | > |__________________________________________________________________| > |__________________________________________________________________| > > Flying Stealth Cow dropping a lemur outside your window ! > > > > -------------------------------------------------------------------- > > > > (2) How come the Lemurs can get onto the cow starship when the > > cows themselves can't get back in? > > > A Myth..... > > > The Mooship Enterprise....no keys required > > > ( ___ ) > ( O O ) > /MOO\ \ / > MOOMOOMOOMOOMOOMOOMOOM\ MOOMOOMOOMOOMOOMOOMOOMOOMOOMOOM\o/ > MOOMOOMOOMOOMOOMOOMOO/ MOOMOOMOOMOOMOOMOOMOOMOOMOO ____ > MOO MOOMOOMOO _____/ > MOO MOOMOO __/ . . > MOOMOOMOOMOOMOOMOOMOOMOOMO _/ . > MOO MOOSHIP-1701 MOOMOO-( _/ . . > MOOMOOMOOMOOMOOMOO / . . . > _/. > /. . > /. . . > / . > /. . . > / . . > > > -------------------------------------------------------------------- > > > > (3) What is the Terror Cow? > > > None other than the carrier, and dropper of, unfortunate lemurs > > ....from a great height ! > > > \\ > \\ > / \ > / \ > \ \ > \ \(__) > *--> (oo) > o / / \/ > / / > o \ / > o \ / > o // > o // > o > o > o ! ! > o ; ! > o ; ! > ":. .:""... > :.: "". > o : ..: "'.<""""> > o :..' )) ..<(x)(x)> > '))) ; .:. )/~\( > o ; .')) \x/ > ))) > ! > > ! ! > ! ! > > > ------------------------------------------------------------------- > > > > (4) What is the Cowship Investigation Agency? > > > (__) > (OO) __ > \/ |__| > // \ | > // \ \ | > \// \ | > /-------------\ > -----------------------/ \ > ----------------------/ CIA \ > / \ > _____________/---------------------\_____________ > / \ > / Cowship Investigation Agency \ > \ ( No Questions Asked ) / > \_________________________________________________/ > > > > ------------------------------------------------------------------- > > > > (5) Is Allan Murphy actually a cow? > > > +=================================+ > | M U R P H Y ' S S A L O O N | > (__)| +-----+ | > (xx)| | ___ | |(__) > \/ | |/=|=\| |(oo) > | |==|==| | \/ > | |==|==| | > ---------------------------------------- > > > > ------------------------------------------------------------------- > > > > (6) Has anyone besides Allan had these weird cow experiences? > > > > (__) > ([][]) "I have this recurring dream > __\/_--U about falling lemurs.".. (__) > /\ \__ ^ :..("") > /\\\ / / //\ ____\_____\/ // > /----^/__/\ /\ // \\/ \___ / // > \\\____/--\-- // /-/__________/ // > /====== \/ =======/==============// > *_/ / \ /^ // / \\ > / \ ^ // \\ > > > > ------------------------------------------------------------------- > > > > (7) What was the so-called "Last Report of Agent North By North- > west?" > > > BEATS ME !!! > > But it sounds like he finally passed out smoking !! > > > > ------------------------------------------------------------------- > > > > (8) Where can I get weapons to fend off the Cows? > > > > Don't bother - you'd be wasting your time and money ! > > > ====================================================== > > COWSALF ( Cow Sea, Air, & Land Forces ) > > ====================================================== > > ===== > SEA > ===== > ___ > (_*_) > (0 0) #) > \ / _#_ > _V_| | > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ | 751 | ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > __ ___________________| |_________________ > | -_______----------- \ > >| _____ Moo-boat ---> ) > |__ - ---------_________________________________________________ / > oo > o o > o ooo after > o oo -Scott Mason- > o o > oo > o > > > -------------------------------------------------------------------- > > ===== > AIR > ===== > > > \\ \\ \\ > \\ \\ \\ > / \ / \ / \ > / \ / \ / \ > \ \ \ \ \ \ > \ \(__) \ \(__) \ \(__) > *--> (oo) *--> (oo) *--> (oo) > / / \/ / / \/ / / \/ > / / / / / / > \ / \ / \ / > \ / \ / \ / > // // // > // // // > > > A Flight of Stealth Terror Cows > > > ----------------------------------------------------------------------- > > ====== > LAND > ====== > > (__) > (OO) __ > \/ |__| > // \ | > // \ \ | > \// \ | > /-------------\ > -----------------------/ \ > ----------------------/ \ > / \ > _____________/---------------------\_____________ > / \ > / \ > \ / > \_________________________________________________/ > > > > (___) (___) (___) (___) > (0 0) (0 0) (0 0) (0 0) > \ / \ / \ / \ / > __[_V_]__ __[_V_]__ __[_V_]__ __[_V_]__ > /_________\===: /_________\===: /_________\===: /_________\===: > \OOO---OOO/ \OOO---OOO/ \OOO---OOO/ \OOO---OOO/ > > (___) (___) (___) (___) > (0 0) (0 0) (0 0) (0 0) > \ / \ / \ / \ / > __[_V_]__ __[_V_]__ __ V __ __[_V_]__ > /_________\===: /_________\===: /_________\===: /_________\===: > \OOO---OOO/ \OOO---OOO/ \OOO---OOO/ \OOO---OOO/ > > (___) (___) (___) (___) > (0 0) (0 0) (0 0) (0 0) > \ / \ / \ / \ / > __[_V_]__ __[_V_]__ __[_V_]__ __[_V_]__ > /_________\===: /_________\===: /_________\===: /_________\===: > \OOO---OOO/ \OOO---OOO/ \OOO---OOO/ \OOO---OOO/ > > > > -------------------------------------------------------------------- > > > > (9) Have Microsoft and IBM been infiltrated by the Cows? > > > > Well whadda YOU think ? > > > > > (__) (__) > / oo _______ / @@ _______ > | /\_| | \ | /\_| | \ > | |___ | IBM PC | | |___ | IBM PC | > | ---@ |________| | ---@ |________| > * | | ---- | | | | ---- | | > \ | |_____ | |_____ > \|________| *____/|________| > > CompuCow CompuCow After an All-niter > > > > (__) (__) > / -- _______ / .\/. _______ > | /\_| | \ | /\_| | \ > | |___ | IBM PC | | |___ | IBM PC | > | ---@ |________| | ---@ |________| > | | ---- | | * | | ---- | | > | |_____ \ | |_____ > *____/|________| \|________| > > CompuCow Asleep at the Keyboard CompuCow Discovers Bug in Compiler > > > ------------------------------------------------------------------- > > > > (10) Have the cows tried any clever new strategies? > > > / > / > ... > .":. .:"" "". > / : :.: . "'.<""""> > : ..: .:..<(=)(=)> > / :..')) ; .'). )/~\( > |\ '))) ))) \U/ > / | \ > \\ \ / / > / \\ \ / > / \\___\ / > / \\ > / \\ > _______ / / \\ > / _____ | / \\ > / /(__) || / / \\ > ________/ / |OO| || / \\ > | |-------|| / \\ >(| | -.|| \\ > | ____ \ ||==================================O================ >/| / __ \ |______|| / __ \ / __ \ | | / __ \ / __ \ |\ >\|| / \ |_______________| / \ |_| / \ |__| |_____| / \ |__| / \|_|/ > | () | | () | | () | | () | | () | > \__/ \__/ \__/ \__/ \__/ > > > The Dreaded Mobile Cowtapult & Lemur Launcher > aka Pusspussupflingermaschine > > > > COWBUOYS > -------- > > * * > ~~^^ ^^~ * * ~~^^ ~^^~ ~^~ ~^ ~^ > ~^~~ * (__) * ~^~~ ~~ ~^^~ > ^^^ ~ * (oo) * ~ ^^^ ~~^^~ ~~~^^ ^^~ ~~~~ > ^^ ~ * \/ * ~~^^ ~^^~ ~^~ ~^ ~^ > ~^~~ * * ~^~~ ~~~^^~ -cfbd- > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ;~~~~~~~~~~~~~oo~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > ; o > ; o > ; o > ; o > ; oo > ; o > ; !__+ > _;_________| |______ > .[+(===_____________________) > > > Moo-boats are using CowBuoys for surface surveillance. > > CowBuoys can be rotated through 360 degrees and give much > clearer vision than the periscope. Also the Moo-boats can remain > totally submerged during the continuous surveillance. > > > > -------------------------------------------------------------------- > > > > (11) Are the lemurs actually stringing the cows along, laughing > > from the shadows while the cows fumble about on their mad > > dreams of world domination? > > > > Dunno......the cows seem to be enjoying the ride though ! > > > ______________________ > | |\ > | (__) | | > | (oo) | | > | \/ | | > | / \ \ | | > ///////// \_ \_/////// | ... > | | / | | .":. .:"" "". > | /++++++< | | : :.: "'.<""""> > |==/====|==\=\=========|=|========================== .:..<(o)(o)> > | * | \ \ | | :..'.. .')) )/~\( > | | \_\_ | | :: )) ; : \U/ > ______\O)-----^---------------\O)________________')))___)))___________ > > > > ------------------------------------------------------------------- > > > > (12) What are all these cow-related things doing in a lemurs > newsgroup? > > > > Huh?.... lemurs ? l-e-m-u-r-s ? - wotch you're speling please ! > ^^^^^^ > > > (__) (__) (__) (__)(__) (__) (__)(__)(__) (__) > (oo(__)oo) (__)o) (oo)((__)(__)oo) (__)(o(__)o)(__)o)(__) > \/(oo)\/ (oo)/(__)/ (oo)(oo)\/ (oo) \(oo)/ (oo)/ (oo) > \/ \/ (oo) \/ \/ \/ \/ \/ \/ > \/ > > > Newsgroup: alt.fan.lemoors > > > > TO BE CONTINUED NEXT MOONTH ! > > ====================================================================== > >Bye, !!!!!!!!! WHATS THIS GOT TO DO WITH A WING,D dAGGER -- John W
Snarkamedes (leo...@earthlight.co.nz) wrote: > ,_, <##. > "Mooooo!" (__) Frinkquently Asked Questions Part 8: /_O \. `# > _____|OO| Lemurs with *Machineguns* vs Cows ___\,)\ ,# > /| # (oo) o====[_=/m/, \ ,##' > ~ |_#__#_|^ + leo...@earthlight.co.nz + V~`( ,*###' > _____|\__|>________________________________ "Frink frink" __\_> And the answers... ===================================================================== = = = Newsgroup: alt.fan.lemoors = = <""""> Frankly Answered Questions <""""> = = <(c)(c)> (Part 4 of 7, Lemurs Versus Cows) <(.)(.)> = = "{..}" v.4 )/~\( = == "\/" ============================================= \U/ == The Answers -------------------------------------------------------------------- > 1) What's the story about these Lemurs I occasionally see flying past my window? ____________________________________________________________________ |__________________________________________________________________| | | | \\ | | \\ | | / \ | | / \ | | \ \ | | \ \(__) | | *--> (oo) | | o / / \/ | | / / | | o \ / | | o \ / | | o // | | o // | | o <""""> | | o <(x)(x)> | | )/~\( | | , \+/ ; | | o ; . . ; | | `'' ''' | |__________________________________________________________________| |__________________________________________________________________| Flying Stealth Cow dropping a lemur outside your window ! -------------------------------------------------------------------- > (2) How come the Lemurs can get onto the cow starship when the > cows themselves can't get back in? A Myth..... The Mooship Enterprise....no keys required ( ___ ) ( O O ) /MOO\ \ / MOOMOOMOOMOOMOOMOOMOOM\ MOOMOOMOOMOOMOOMOOMOOMOOMOOMOOM\o/ MOOMOOMOOMOOMOOMOOMOO/ MOOMOOMOOMOOMOOMOOMOOMOOMOO ____ MOO MOOMOOMOO _____/ MOO MOOMOO __/ . . MOOMOOMOOMOOMOOMOOMOOMOOMO _/ . MOO MOOSHIP-1701 MOOMOO-( _/ . . MOOMOOMOOMOOMOOMOO / . . . _/. /. . /. . . / . /. . . / . . -------------------------------------------------------------------- > (3) What is the Terror Cow? None other than the carrier, and dropper of, unfortunate lemurs ....from a great height ! \\ \\ / \ / \ \ \ \ \(__) *--> (oo) o / / \/ / / o \ / o \ / o // o // o o o ! ! o ; ! o ; ! ":. .:""... :.: "". o : ..: "'.<""""> o :..' )) ..<(x)(x)> '))) ; .:. )/~\( o ; .')) \x/ ))) ! ! ! ! ! ------------------------------------------------------------------- > (4) What is the Cowship Investigation Agency? (__) (OO) __ \/ |__| // \ | // \ \ | \// \ | /-------------\ -----------------------/ \ ----------------------/ CIA \ / \ _____________/---------------------\_____________ / \ / Cowship Investigation Agency \ \ ( No Questions Asked ) / \_________________________________________________/ ------------------------------------------------------------------- > (5) Is Allan Murphy actually a cow? +=================================+ | M U R P H Y ' S S A L O O N | (__)| +-----+ | (xx)| | ___ | |(__) \/ | |/=|=\| |(oo) | |==|==| | \/ | |==|==| | ---------------------------------------- ------------------------------------------------------------------- > (6) Has anyone besides Allan had these weird cow experiences? (__) ([][]) "I have this recurring dream __\/_--U about falling lemurs.".. (__) /\ \__ ^ :..("") /\\\ / / //\ ____\_____\/ // /----^/__/\ /\ // \\/ \___ / // \\\____/--\-- // /-/__________/ // /====== \/ =======/==============// *_/ / \ /^ // / \\ / \ ^ // \\ ------------------------------------------------------------------- > (7) What was the so-called "Last Report of Agent North By North- west?" BEATS ME !!! But it sounds like he finally passed out smoking !! ------------------------------------------------------------------- > (8) Where can I get weapons to fend off the Cows? Don't bother - you'd be wasting your time and money ! ====================================================== COWSALF ( Cow Sea, Air, & Land Forces ) ====================================================== ===== SEA ===== ___ (_*_) (0 0) #) \ / _#_ _V_| | ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ | 751 | ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ __ ___________________| |_________________ | -_______----------- \ >| _____ Moo-boat ---> ) |__ - ---------_________________________________________________ / oo o o o ooo after o oo -Scott Mason- o o oo o -------------------------------------------------------------------- ===== AIR ===== \\ \\ \\ \\ \\ \\ / \ / \ / \ / \ / \ / \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \(__) \ \(__) \ \(__) *--> (oo) *--> (oo) *--> (oo) / / \/ / / \/ / / \/ / / / / / / \ / \ / \ / \ / \ / \ / // // // // // // A Flight of Stealth Terror Cows ----------------------------------------------------------------------- ====== LAND ====== (__) (OO) __ \/ |__| // \ | // \ \ | \// \ | /-------------\ -----------------------/ \ ----------------------/ \ / \ _____________/---------------------\_____________ / \ / \ \ / \_________________________________________________/ (___) (___) (___) (___) (0 0) (0 0) (0 0) (0 0) \ / \ / \ / \ / __[_V_]__ __[_V_]__ __[_V_]__ __[_V_]__ /_________\===: /_________\===: /_________\===: /_________\===: \OOO---OOO/ \OOO---OOO/ \OOO---OOO/ \OOO---OOO/ (___) (___) (___) (___) (0 0) (0 0) (0 0) (0 0) \ / \ / \ / \ / __[_V_]__ __[_V_]__ __ V __ __[_V_]__ /_________\===: /_________\===: /_________\===: /_________\===: \OOO---OOO/ \OOO---OOO/ \OOO---OOO/ \OOO---OOO/ (___) (___) (___) (___) (0 0) (0 0) (0 0) (0 0) \ / \ / \ / \ / __[_V_]__ __[_V_]__ __[_V_]__ __[_V_]__ /_________\===: /_________\===: /_________\===: /_________\===: \OOO---OOO/ \OOO---OOO/ \OOO---OOO/ \OOO---OOO/ -------------------------------------------------------------------- > (9) Have Microsoft and IBM been infiltrated by the Cows? Well whadda YOU think ? (__) (__) / oo _______ / @@ _______ | /\_| | \ | /\_| | \ | |___ | IBM PC | | |___ | IBM PC | | ---@ |________| | ---@ |________| * | | ---- | | | | ---- | | \ | |_____ | |_____ \|________| *____/|________| CompuCow CompuCow After an All-niter (__) (__) / -- _______ / .\/. _______ | /\_| | \ | /\_| | \ | |___ | IBM PC | | |___ | IBM PC | | ---@ |________| | ---@ |________| | | ---- | | * | | ---- | | | |_____ \ | |_____ *____/|________| \|________| CompuCow Asleep at the Keyboard CompuCow Discovers Bug in Compiler ------------------------------------------------------------------- > (10) Have the cows tried any clever new strategies? / / ... .":. .:"" "". / : :.: . "'.<""""> : ..: .:..<(=)(=)> / :..')) ; .'). )/~\( |\ '))) ))) \U/ / | \ \\ \ / / / \\ \ / / \\___\ / / \\ / \\ _______ / / \\ / _____ | / \\ / /(__) || / / \\ ________/ / |OO| || / \\ | |-------|| / \\ (| | -.|| \\ | ____ \ ||==================================O================ /| / __ \ |______|| / __ \ / __ \ | | / __ \ / __ \ |\ \|| / \ |_______________| / \ |_| / \ |__| |_____| / \ |__| / \|_|/ | () | | () | | () | | () | | () | \__/ \__/ \__/ \__/ \__/ The Dreaded Mobile Cowtapult & Lemur Launcher aka Pusspussupflingermaschine COWBUOYS -------- * * ~~^^ ^^~ * * ~~^^ ~^^~ ~^~ ~^ ~^ ~^~~ * (__) * ~^~~ ~~ ~^^~ ^^^ ~ * (oo) * ~ ^^^ ~~^^~ ~~~^^ ^^~ ~~~~ ^^ ~ * \/ * ~~^^ ~^^~ ~^~ ~^ ~^ ~^~~ * * ~^~~ ~~~^^~ -cfbd- ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ;~~~~~~~~~~~~~oo~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ; o ; o ; o ; o ; oo ; o ; !__+ _;_________| |______ .[+(===_____________________) Moo-boats are using CowBuoys for surface surveillance. CowBuoys can be rotated through 360 degrees and give much clearer vision than the periscope. Also the Moo-boats can remain totally submerged during the continuous surveillance. -------------------------------------------------------------------- > (11) Are the lemurs actually stringing the cows along, laughing > from the shadows while the cows fumble about on their mad > dreams of world domination? Dunno......the cows seem to be enjoying the ride though ! ______________________ | |\ | (__) | | | (oo) | | | \/ | | | / \ \ | | ///////// \_ \_/////// | ... | | / | | .":. .:"" "". | /++++++< | | : :.: "'.<""""> |==/====|==\=\=========|=|========================== .:..<(o)(o)> | * | \ \ | | :..'.. .')) )/~\( | | \_\_ | | :: )) ; : \U/ ______\O)-----^---------------\O)________________')))___)))___________ ------------------------------------------------------------------- > (12) What are all these cow-related things doing in a lemurs newsgroup? Huh?.... lemurs ? l-e-m-u-r-s ? - wotch you're speling please ! ^^^^^^ (__) (__) (__) (__)(__) (__) (__)(__)(__) (__) (oo(__)oo) (__)o) (oo)((__)(__)oo) (__)(o(__)o)(__)o)(__) \/(oo)\/ (oo)/(__)/ (oo)(oo)\/ (oo) \(oo)/ (oo)/ (oo) \/ \/ (oo) \/ \/ \/ \/ \/ \/ \/ Newsgroup: alt.fan.lemoors TO BE CONTINUED NEXT MOONTH ! ====================================================================== Bye,
-=> The runes were cast, the portents thundered and then Colin Douthwaite warbled on about "Re: S.A.S Badge Sig size Needed" in alt.ascii-art <=- > Flying Stealth Cow dropping a lemur outside your window ! ... and .... > > (3) What is the Terror Cow? > > None other than the carrier, and dropper of, unfortunate lemurs > > ....from a great height ! \\ \ #### \ ^| / # ### ,># ##>- # ### (` # # ##`_ # # ,##### #,>__) ### ## #,<~ ##\ (oo) ## # # / / | `/ \/ # # # / / ## ## \ / ## \ / # // # // "Ptang?" # ........... "Frink. Whooooooooo!" : # ___ : ,#####, .... / _ \ ,_, <##. #' `###> : A | / \ | A /_0 \. `# `#.---.___,_, H_|| ||_H \,)> ,# /' ._ _ ._0_\ O=| \_/ |=O m==/' \ ,##' _/,/|) `\)\ O |_____| O ( ,*###' ( <|_ |_`~ H H H __\_> ... But only to have their wings taken off by the Lemur's Rapier Ground to Air Missile Defence system. Not all that stealthy of them. How can you respect anyone who says "Mooooo!" all the time anyway? <Ptang!> > > (2) How come the Lemurs can get onto the cow starship when the > > cows themselves can't get back in? > > A Myth..... > > The Mooship Enterprise....no keys required .... pity it crashes every second movie............ > > (6) Has anyone besides Allan had these weird cow experiences? > > (__) > ([][]) "I have this recurring dream > __\/_--U about falling lemurs.".. (__) > /\ \__ ^ :..("") > /\\\ / / //\ ____\_____\/ // > /----^/__/\ /\ // \\/ \___ / // > \\\____/--\-- // /-/__________/ // > /====== \/ =======/==============// > *_/ / \ /^ // / \\ > / \ ^ // \\ | | "... and why is the bottom of | | this seat so lumpy?".... (__) | | ^ :..("") | | //\ ____\_____\/ // | | ,_, ,##> // \\/ \___ / // | | /_0,\. #' // /-/__________/ // | | |,)> ,# =======/==============// | | _T_m==/'| ,##' // / ooo \\ | | | | ( ,###' // ooooo------\\------| |---|___| _`\_> ... he ought to be more worried about the dynamite. <<< BBBBOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMM ! >>> ___________________________________ | | | | | [ C E N S O R E D ] | | | |___________________________________| "Frink!" > > (8) Where can I get weapons to fend off the Cows? > > Don't bother - you'd be wasting your time and money ! At 'Cut Me Own Throat' Indri's Second Hand Weapons bazaar. > > (9) Have Microsoft and IBM been infiltrated by the Cows? > > Well whadda YOU think ? ................. <snip> ..................... > (__) (__) > / -- _______ / .\/. _______ > | /\_| | \ | /\_| | \ > | |___ | IBM PC | | |___ | IBM PC | > | ---@ |________| | ---@ |________| > | | ---- | | * | | ---- | | > | |_____ \ | |_____ > *____/|________| \|________| > > CompuCow Asleep at the Keyboard CompuCow Discovers Bug in Compiler ___ _ / /`/ (__) / | | / && _______ / \_\| /|,,\ | \ | _| | """" | Mac | | //| >===^ |________| \/\/\// | >===^===__|_______| ___ | |__ * \___/|_____|^ CompuCow after Reading alt.horror.cthulhu > Moo-boats are using CowBuoys for surface surveillance. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~oo~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ o __ oo / \____/|___ o / / \ /( !__+ o `\ @ \_/ ( __________| |_____ \ ))) _ ( [+(===___________________) / / \ ( /___V____/ \( Moo-boats look like fish, move like fish, but unfortunately, steer like the cows that pilot them. [With thanx to Douglas Adams] > > (11) Are the lemurs actually stringing the cows along, laughing > > from the shadows while the cows fumble about on their mad > > dreams of world domination? Of course - do you see cows in zoos, living a life of luxury and being hand fed by trained nutritional experts??? Whooooooo needs world domination? > > (12) What are all these cow-related things doing in a lemurs > newsgroup? > > Huh?.... lemurs ? l-e-m-u-r-s ? - wotch you're speling please ! > ^^^^^^ > > (__) (__) (__) (__)(__) (__) (__)(__)(__) (__) > (oo(__)oo) (__)o) (oo)((__)(__)oo) (__)(o(__)o)(__)o)(__) > \/(oo)\/ (oo)/(__)/ (oo)(oo)\/ (oo) \(oo)/ (oo)/ (oo) > \/ \/ (oo) \/ \/ \/ \/ \/ \/ > \/ > > Newsgroup: alt.fan.lemoors Pull the udder one.... (__) (__) (__) (__)(__)__(__) (__)(__)(__) (__) (oo(__)oo) (__)o) (oo)/(_|) \oo) (__)(o(__)o)(__)o)(__) \/(oo)\/ (oo)/(__)/|___|___|) (oo) \(oo)/ (oo)/ (oo) \/ \/ (oo) | \| | \/ \/ \/ \/ \/ \__|__/ Time to try out one of "Cue Me Own Throat" Indri's new Plasma rifles I think. <BBBZZZZZZZZZAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPP!!> > TO BE CONTINUED NEXT MOONTH ! [Cue end credits] -- _ _ _ |_)=A=0=A=(_| A____________ _____H___H___o ____ <==== I shot Bambi's mother ==== O____________<^ ====__~`\_/' /`~~| `\_________(_)> __--' | leo...@earthlight.co.nz `\/' `-----'
John W (joh...@g8sbs.demon.co.uk) wrote: >> >> (__) (__) (__) (__)(__) (__) (__)(__)(__) (__) >> (oo(__)oo) (__)o) (oo)((__)(__)oo) (__)(o(__)o)(__)o)(__) >> \/(oo)\/ (oo)/(__)/ (oo)(oo)\/ (oo) \(oo)/ (oo)/ (oo) >> \/ \/ (oo) \/ \/ \/ \/ \/ \/ >> \/ >> >> >> Newsgroup: alt.fan.lemoors >> >> >> >> TO BE CONTINUED NEXT MOONTH ! >> >> ====================================================================== > !!!!!!!!! WHATS THIS GOT TO DO WITH A WING,D dAGGER Beats me, but we do have a saying "Rattle Yer Daggers" around these parts. Hmm...perhaps that should be "Rattle yer dags"...... .-,--,--,--, __ (; /;,,;\ Rattle . . ( ,' , ~.@ @`' yer .. . . . (;~`~~`~|;''`\v' * dags ! .. .. . ,,`w,,,,,,`w,,,,,,,\|/,, ///////////////////////////////////////////// -F.L. Catalyst- Bye,
-=> The runes were cast, the portents thundered and then John W warbled on about "Re: S.A.S Badge Sig size Needed" in alt.fan.lemurs <=- > In article <53sf46$i3...@orm.southern.co.nz>, Colin Douthwaite > <cfb...@southern.co.nz> writes ..... <major snip> ......... > > Huh?.... lemurs ? l-e-m-u-r-s ? - wotch you're speling please ! > > ^^^^^^ > > (__) (__) (__) (__)(__) (__) (__)(__)(__) (__) > > (oo(__)oo) (__)o) (oo)((__)(__)oo) (__)(o(__)o)(__)o)(__) > > \/(oo)\/ (oo)/(__)/ (oo)(oo)\/ (oo) \(oo)/ (oo)/ (oo) > > \/ \/ (oo) \/ \/ \/ \/ \/ \/ > > \/ > > > > !!!!!!!!! WHATS THIS GOT TO DO WITH A WING,D dAGGER Ignore Mr Douthwaite, he's a cow-orker of the Bovine Underground Liberation League, who struggle vainly to free themselves from the lemurs shadow. ... Deja Moo: the feeling you've heard this bull before...... __ ,_, <##. "Mooooo!" (__) Frinkquently Asked Questions Part 8: /_O \. `# _____|OO| Lemurs with *Machineguns* vs Cows ___\,)\ ,# /| # (oo) o====[_=/m/, \ ,##' ~ |_#__#_|^ + leo...@earthlight.co.nz + V~`( ,*###' _____|\__|>_________________________________ "Frink frink" __\_> +
Snarkamedes (leo...@earthlight.co.nz) wrote: >-=> The runes were cast, the portents thundered and then John W > warbled on about "Re: S.A.S Badge Sig size Needed" in alt.fan.lemurs <=- >> !!!!!!!!! WHATS THIS GOT TO DO WITH A WING,D dAGGER >Ignore Mr Douthwaite, he's a cow-orker of the Bovine Underground Liberation >League, who struggle vainly to free themselves from the lemurs shadow. Never stand in the shadow of a falling Sloth or Lemur...even if you are a fellow Lemur or Lemur Lover ! ------------------------------------------------------------------------- BEWARE of FALLING SLOTHS -- Consider Mooving !! ------------------------------------------------------------------------- =-/ _-_ \ \\ / /~~ ~ \ /_ //-<_ \\ /=-//=-//=-///=-///=-/ /~~ \ / \|//-= / - ////~~~ ! { \\ \////_ ((( ! \ _- \ \\\// / ! " `, ! ))) ~~ \\ // \ \\\//// /"/ |' / | | \ |||// ! """| |"" | | ||||| |"|| \"| ! _-_ ||||| "" " |"|\ /~~ ~~\ |)|(|// ! /""~\\. /" ""~, /~~ ~ ||||(| ""~""""`"",~`~"!!"!" \ ( |||||| /"""""/""! "~""" "" "~", \ _- -_ |||0|| //\""!!""~"!"!"\"""/~!~, C~"~P ~~ \\ // ~ |)|(|// ! // !!"""""! "~ " !!"!! "," O o " | | ||||(| || !!"!!~!!~||" ! "" Y "" | |(__) |||||| \\ ! ! ! `"U"' | |(oo) |||0|| ! \\ | | \/ |||||| \\ 0)) // \\ |||||| \`-~/~ _-_ |||||| `~' /~~ ~~\ |||||| ! /~~ ~~\ |||||| ! { } |||||| \ _- -_ / ||0||| ! ~~ \\ // ~~ |||||| ... | | |||||| .":. .:"" "". (__)| | |||||| : :.: . "'.<""""> (oo)| | |||||| : ..: .:..<(�)(�)> \/ | | |||||| :..')) ; .')) )/~\( " | | ||||||\ '))) ))) \U/ " " // \\ " " " " " \|/ \ || / \|/ \ |/ \ | // \ |/ \ \ \| |/ / \|/ \| -cfbd- -----------------[ Sloth from an original by Newton ]--------------------- > ... Deja Moo: the feeling you've heard this bull before...... / \ /X/ \X\ |XX\ _____ /XX| |XXX\ _/ \_ /XXX|___________ \XXXXXXX XXXXXXX/ \\\ \XXXX / \ XXXXX/ \\\ | 0 0 | \ | | \ \ / |______// \ / | | O_O | \ | \ _ / \________________ | | | | | \ / No Bullshit here, / | / | \______/ Please... \ | \ | \ | \ | __| |__| | __| |__| | |___||___| |___||___| Bye,
User joh...@g8sbs.demon.co.uk (John W) schrub hier zu "Re: S.A.S Badge Sig size Needed": Hi > In article <53sf46$i3...@orm.southern.co.nz>, Colin Douthwaite [...] > !!!!!!!!! WHATS THIS GOT TO DO WITH A WING,D dAGGER And for this sentence you must quote 20 KB, of course :( _ have fun .-**) `-;7"""` +-(S)+ /~\ " " SNO...@data-klo.mcnet.de
<h3>
#01: The History of Man Song <br>
(''El Rotundo had some clams...'') <br>
<i>tune is ''Old MacDonald Had a Farm''</i>
</h3> <br clear="all">
<b>In LRon Hubbard's book ''The Evolution of Man'', he states that we
evolved from clams, gulping shellfish called ''BooHoos'', sloths that
fell from trees, etc.</b><p>
<img alt="[O]" src="../img/alf/o.gif">LD Rotundo had some clams, As Ron
says man evolved;<br>
And they were on the path to man, As Ron says man evolved.
With a... <br>
<i>
SnapSnap here, SnapSnap there, here a Snap, there a Snap,
everywhere a SnapSnap,<br>
</i>Old Rotundo had some clams, As Ron says man evolved.
<p>
<b>Vs.2</b><br>
Boo-HOOS and weepers next we were, As Ron says man evolved;<br>
That gulped and sobbed and gasped for air, As Ron says man evolved.
With a...<br>
<i>
BooHoo here, BooHoo there, here a Boo, there a Boo,
everywhere a BooHoo;<br>
SnapSnap here, SnapSnap there, here a Snap, there a Snap,
everywhere a SnapSnap;<br>
</i>Boo-HOOS and weepers next we were, As Ron says man evolved.
<p>
<b>Vs.3</b><br>
Then were Sloths that feel from trees, As Ron says man evolved;<br>
And hung arse-upwards by their knees, As Ron says man evolved.
With a...<br>
<i>
WhoopsThud here, WhoopsThud there, here a Whoops, there a Whoops,
everywhere a WhoopsThud;<br>
BooHoo here, BooHoo there, here a Boo, there a Boo,
everywhere a BooHoo;<br>
SnapSnap here, SnapSnap there, here a Snap, there a Snap,
everywhere a SnapSnap;<br>
</i>then were Sloths that feel from trees, As Ron says man evolved.
<p>
<pre>
=-/
\ \\ / /~~ ~
\ /_ //-<_ \\ /=-//=-//=-///=-///=-/ /~~
\ / \|//-= / - ////~~~ ! {
\\ \////_ ((( ! \ _-
\ \\\// / ! " `, ! ))) ~~ \\ //
\ \\\//// /"/ |' / | |
\ |||// ! """| |"" | |
||||| |"|| \"| ! _-_
||||| "" " |"|\ /~~ ~~\
|)|(|// ! /""~\\. /" ""~, /~~ ~
||||(| ""~""""`"",~`~"!!"!" \ (
|||||| /"""""/""! "~""" "" "~", \ _- -_
|||0|| //\""!!""~"!"!"\"""/~!~, C~"~P ~~ \\ // ~
|)|(|// ! // !!"""""! "~ " !!"!! "," O o " | |
||||(| || !!"!!~!!~||" ! "" Y "" | |(__)
|||||| \\ ! ! ! `"U"' | |(oo)
|||0|| ! \\ | | \/
|||||| \\ 0)) // \\
|||||| \`-~/~
|||||| `~'
</pre>
<b>Vs.4</b><br>
Next Piltdown Man who had big teeth, As Ron says man evolved;<br>
And with those teeth he ate his wife, As Ron says man evolved.
With a...<br>
<i>
ChompChomp here, ChompChomp there, here a Chomp, there a Chomp,
everywhere a ChompChomp;<br>
WhoopsThud here, WhoopsThud there, here a Whoops, there a Whoops,
everywhere a WhoopsThud;<br>
BooHoo here, BooHoo there, here a Boo, there a Boo,
everywhere a BooHoo;<br>
SnapSnap here, SnapSnap there, here a Snap, there a Snap,
everywhere a SnapSnap;<br>
</i>Next Piltdown Man who had big teeth, As Ron says man evolved.
<p>
<b>Vs.5</b><br>
And now as Humans here we stand, As Ron says man evolved;<br>
If this lot's true then I'll be damned, As Ron says man evolved.
With a...<br>
<i>
StuffThat here, StuffThat there, here a Stuff, there a Stuff,
everywhere a StuffThat; <br>
ChompChomp here, ChompChomp there, here a Chomp, there a Chomp,
everywhere a ChompChomp;<br>
WhoopsThud here, WhoopsThud there, here a Whoops, there a Whoops,
everywhere a WhoopsThud;<br>
BooHoo here, BooHoo there, here a Boo, there a Boo,
everywhere a BooHoo;<br>
SnapSnap here, SnapSnap there, here a Snap, there a Snap,
everywhere a SnapSnap;<br>
</i>And now as Humans here we stand, AS RON SAYS....MAN E...VOLVED.
2 --- 3 --- 4 ----
<pre>
Snap---why do those clams go Snap, Snapitty SnapSnap snap,
Snapitty snap, on the seashore, yoddom-de-dom,
Oh, Snap---why do those clams go Snap, Snapitty SnapSnap snap,
Snapitty snap, on the seashore?
There's boohhos-and weepers-and
all-sorts-of creatures-from
which-Elron says-we-e---------volved;
With engram-from seaweed,oh
what-more-could we-need,but
O-Ts-that give-us-a cold?
Oh, Snap why do those clams go Snap, Snapitty SnapSnap snap, Snapitty
snap, on the seashore, yoddom-de-dom,
Oh, Snap---why do those clams go Snap, Snapitty SnapSnap snap,
Snapitty snap, on the seashore?
<i>
((*) snap heavily with hinged white toilet seat, dustbin lids, metal
casserole or whatever...or, failing that, make a snapping sign with
thumb & forefinger)
</i>
All-the little cults have their own tricks, like
selling the Watchtow'r for Jehovah's wits:
the Mormons morm and the Shakers shake;
the Moonies moon and the Quakers quake, but...
....Snap---why do those clams go Snap, Snapitty SnapSnap snap, Snapitty
snap, on the seashore, yoddom-de-dom,
Oh, Snap---why do those clams go Snap, Snapitty SnapSnap snap, Snapitty
snap, on the seashore?
Oh, down-at-the dem-o--please
tid-y--your hair-do--and
be-sure-to straighten-your tie;
There's always--Sci------ay-nos----who
like--tak-ing pho-tos---to
make-sure-you're <b>I</b>-den-ti----fied!
Oh, Snap<i>(click(*))</i>why do those clams go Snap, Snapitty SnapSnap
snap, Snapitty snap, with a camera, yoddom-de-dom,
Oh, Snap---why do those clams go Snap, Snapitty SnapSnap snap, Snapitty
snap, ON......THE.........SEA----SHORE?
yoddom-de-doddom-de-DOM (BOM!)
--
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=>> The runes were cast, the portents thundered and then Colin Douthwaite warbled on about "Re: S.A.S Badge Sig size Needed" in alt.fan.lemurs <<= > Never stand in the shadow of a falling Sloth or Lemur...even if you > are a fellow Lemur or Lemur Lover ! ................. <snip> ................ > =-/ _-_ > \ \\ / /~~ ~ > \ /_ //-<_ \\ /=-//=-//=-///=-///=-/ /~~ > \ / \|//-= / - ////~~~ ! { > \\ \////_ ((( ! \ _- > \ \\\// / ! " `, ! ))) ~~ \\ // > \ \\\//// /"/ |' / | | > \ |||// ! """| |"" | | > ||||| |"|| \"| ! _-_ > ||||| "" " |"|\ /~~ ~~\ > |)|(|// ! /""~\\. /" ""~, /~~ ~ > ||||(| ""~""""`"",~`~"!!"!" \ ( > |||||| /"""""/""! "~""" "" "~", \ _- -_ > |||0|| //\""!!""~"!"!"\"""/~!~, C~"~P ~~ \\ // ~ > |)|(|// ! // !!"""""! "~ " !!"!! "," O o " | | > ||||(| || !!"!!~!!~||" ! "" Y "" | |(__) > |||||| \\ ! ! ! `"U"' | |(oo) > |||0|| ! \\ | | \/ > |||||| \\ 0)) // \\ > |||||| \`-~/~ _-_ > |||||| `~' /~~ ~~\ Looks more like a seriously surprised leopard. > -----------------[ Sloth from an original by Newton ]--------------------- I hear he came up with the idea of gravity as well. Didn't an ascii fall on his head and give him the idea? / \ <---- Dogfood /X/ \X\ |XX\ _____ /XX| |XXX\ _/ \_ /XXX|___________ \XXXXXXX XXXXXXX/ | \\\ \XXXX / \ XXXXX/ | \\\ | 0 0 | Topside | Rump \ | |---------------| \ \ / |- - - - - -|______// <-, \ / Future Cow | | | | O_O | \ Feed | Leg | | \ _ / \_________________| | Oxtail Soup | | | | \ / / | / | \______/ \ | \ | \ | \ | __| |__| | __| |__| | |___||___| |___||___| ,_, <##. ~ (__) /_0 \. `# \ _____|@@| "MMOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!" ,. ___\,)\ ,# ;'| # (oo) - - -'o====[_=/m/, \ ,##' .; |_#__#_|^ `' V~`( ,*###' .,;+. |\ |> "frink frink" [1] _\_> [1] Translation: "This is how we deal with BSE around here." --/ | _/ / __ ___ ___ /| _/ ~' `\.__,---' <__/ _\_/ _\_/ _\__,/ <___/<____ Serpents in the `\ __,--.___/ /__/ /__/ /______,----,/~~~~~ slithey toves. | (0) /' |/ \___/ \___/ \ \_ `\ | | ` \__^>-=
Snarkamedes (leo...@earthlight.co.nz) wrote: > ,_, <##. > ~ (__) /_0 \. `# > \ _____|@@| "MMOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!" ,. ___\,)\ ,# > ;'| # (oo) - - -'o====[_=/m/, \ ,##' > .; |_#__#_|^ `' V~`( ,*###' > .,;+. |\ |> "frink frink" [1] _\_> > [1] Translation: "This is how we deal with BSE around here." Make love not war ! All Lemurs and Lemur Lovers should be thankful to the most benificent inhabitant of this planet and be sure to partake of their daily allocation of milk... __________________________________________________ | | | __________ `-'. D R I N K A | _______ | /| o o O o ___: | / _____ | | \ O ____0 / P I N T A | / /(__) || | (//W || | ________/ / |OO| || | ||| || M I L K A | | |-------|| | "" "" | (| | -.|| |______________________ D A Y | | ____ \ ||________||____________ | ____ ____ | /| / __ \ |______|| / __ \ / __ \ | | / __ \ / __ \ |\ \|| / \ |______________| / \ |_| / \ |__| |________| / \ |__| / \ |_|/ | () | | () | | () | | () | | () | \__/ \__/ \__/ \__/ \__/ Bye,
Snarkamedes (leo...@earthlight.co.nz) wrote: > --/ | _/ / __ ___ ___ /| _/ > ~' `\.__,---' <__/ _\_/ _\_/ _\__,/ <___/<____ Serpents in the > `\ __,--.___/ /__/ /__/ /______,----,/~~~~~ slithey toves. > | (0) /' |/ \___/ \___/ \ \_ `\ > | | ` \__^>-= You wouldn't been reading news.groups would you ? Bye,
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