Lemurs vs Cows Part II: The Final Nightmoooo
From Snarkamedes <leo...@earthlight.co.nz>
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· 15 Oct 1996 00:00 · View full thread
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-=> The runes were cast, the portents thundered and then Colin Douthwaite warbled on about "Re: S.A.S Badge Sig size Needed" in alt.ascii-art <=- > Flying Stealth Cow dropping a lemur outside your window ! ... and .... > > (3) What is the Terror Cow? > > None other than the carrier, and dropper of, unfortunate lemurs > > ....from a great height ! \\ \ #### \ ^| / # ### ,># ##>- # ### (` # # ##`_ # # ,##### #,>__) ### ## #,<~ ##\ (oo) ## # # / / | `/ \/ # # # / / ## ## \ / ## \ / # // # // "Ptang?" # ........... "Frink. Whooooooooo!" : # ___ : ,#####, .... / _ \ ,_, <##. #' `###> : A | / \ | A /_0 \. `# `#.---.___,_, H_|| ||_H \,)> ,# /' ._ _ ._0_\ O=| \_/ |=O m==/' \ ,##' _/,/|) `\)\ O |_____| O ( ,*###' ( <|_ |_`~ H H H __\_> ... But only to have their wings taken off by the Lemur's Rapier Ground to Air Missile Defence system. Not all that stealthy of them. How can you respect anyone who says "Mooooo!" all the time anyway? <Ptang!> > > (2) How come the Lemurs can get onto the cow starship when the > > cows themselves can't get back in? > > A Myth..... > > The Mooship Enterprise....no keys required .... pity it crashes every second movie............ > > (6) Has anyone besides Allan had these weird cow experiences? > > (__) > ([][]) "I have this recurring dream > __\/_--U about falling lemurs.".. (__) > /\ \__ ^ :..("") > /\\\ / / //\ ____\_____\/ // > /----^/__/\ /\ // \\/ \___ / // > \\\____/--\-- // /-/__________/ // > /====== \/ =======/==============// > *_/ / \ /^ // / \\ > / \ ^ // \\ | | "... and why is the bottom of | | this seat so lumpy?".... (__) | | ^ :..("") | | //\ ____\_____\/ // | | ,_, ,##> // \\/ \___ / // | | /_0,\. #' // /-/__________/ // | | |,)> ,# =======/==============// | | _T_m==/'| ,##' // / ooo \\ | | | | ( ,###' // ooooo------\\------| |---|___| _`\_> ... he ought to be more worried about the dynamite. <<< BBBBOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMM ! >>> ___________________________________ | | | | | [ C E N S O R E D ] | | | |___________________________________| "Frink!" > > (8) Where can I get weapons to fend off the Cows? > > Don't bother - you'd be wasting your time and money ! At 'Cut Me Own Throat' Indri's Second Hand Weapons bazaar. > > (9) Have Microsoft and IBM been infiltrated by the Cows? > > Well whadda YOU think ? ................. <snip> ..................... > (__) (__) > / -- _______ / .\/. _______ > | /\_| | \ | /\_| | \ > | |___ | IBM PC | | |___ | IBM PC | > | ---@ |________| | ---@ |________| > | | ---- | | * | | ---- | | > | |_____ \ | |_____ > *____/|________| \|________| > > CompuCow Asleep at the Keyboard CompuCow Discovers Bug in Compiler ___ _ / /`/ (__) / | | / && _______ / \_\| /|,,\ | \ | _| | """" | Mac | | //| >===^ |________| \/\/\// | >===^===__|_______| ___ | |__ * \___/|_____|^ CompuCow after Reading alt.horror.cthulhu > Moo-boats are using CowBuoys for surface surveillance. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~oo~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ o __ oo / \____/|___ o / / \ /( !__+ o `\ @ \_/ ( __________| |_____ \ ))) _ ( [+(===___________________) / / \ ( /___V____/ \( Moo-boats look like fish, move like fish, but unfortunately, steer like the cows that pilot them. [With thanx to Douglas Adams] > > (11) Are the lemurs actually stringing the cows along, laughing > > from the shadows while the cows fumble about on their mad > > dreams of world domination? Of course - do you see cows in zoos, living a life of luxury and being hand fed by trained nutritional experts??? Whooooooo needs world domination? > > (12) What are all these cow-related things doing in a lemurs > newsgroup? > > Huh?.... lemurs ? l-e-m-u-r-s ? - wotch you're speling please ! > ^^^^^^ > > (__) (__) (__) (__)(__) (__) (__)(__)(__) (__) > (oo(__)oo) (__)o) (oo)((__)(__)oo) (__)(o(__)o)(__)o)(__) > \/(oo)\/ (oo)/(__)/ (oo)(oo)\/ (oo) \(oo)/ (oo)/ (oo) > \/ \/ (oo) \/ \/ \/ \/ \/ \/ > \/ > > Newsgroup: alt.fan.lemoors Pull the udder one.... (__) (__) (__) (__)(__)__(__) (__)(__)(__) (__) (oo(__)oo) (__)o) (oo)/(_|) \oo) (__)(o(__)o)(__)o)(__) \/(oo)\/ (oo)/(__)/|___|___|) (oo) \(oo)/ (oo)/ (oo) \/ \/ (oo) | \| | \/ \/ \/ \/ \/ \__|__/ Time to try out one of "Cue Me Own Throat" Indri's new Plasma rifles I think. <BBBZZZZZZZZZAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPP!!> > TO BE CONTINUED NEXT MOONTH ! [Cue end credits] -- _ _ _ |_)=A=0=A=(_| A____________ _____H___H___o ____ <==== I shot Bambi's mother ==== O____________<^ ====__~`\_/' /`~~| `\_________(_)> __--' | leo...@earthlight.co.nz `\/' `-----'
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