Original Usenet thread from alt.ascii-art, started 5 Jan 1999.
The Witness ---- cartoon
alt.ascii-art
· 2 messages · 5 Jan 1999
"Good morning, Mrs. Milo. I'm
___ Councilor Dumass, and I'd like
/_ _\ to ask you a few questions."
( - - )
__\ _ /__ \
/ \_/ \ \ __
__/___________\__ //\\
| JUDGE |\ (()) (//\\)
| || ((())) _\__/_
| || (~O-O / \
| || _\_-/_ / / \ \
| || / \__/ \ \_\ |/
| ||_/_(____)_\_ (/_____|
| | WITNESS |\ | _ _ |
| | ||__| | |_____jro
| | || | | |
|________________|____________|/ |__|__|
(__/ \__)
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___
/_ _\ "Please go right ahead,
( - - ) young man."
__\ _ /__ /
/ \_/ \ / __
__/___________\__ //\\
| JUDGE |\ (()) (//\\)
| || ((())) _\__/_
| || (~O-O / \
| || _\_o/_ / / \ \
| || / \__/ \ \_\ |/
| ||_/_(____)_\_ (/_____|
| | WITNESS |\ | _ _ |
| | ||__| | |_____jro
| | || | | |
|________________|____________|/ |__|__|
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___ "First off, could you tell the
/_ _\ Court if the Defendant, Jo-Jo,
( - - ) is in fact your son?"
__\ _ /__ /
/ \_/ \ __
__/___________\__ //\\
| JUDGE |\ (()) (//\\)
| || ((())) _\__/_
| || (~O-O / \
| || _\_-/_ / / \ \
| || / \__/ \ \_| /_/
| ||_/_(____)_\_ |_____\)
| | WITNESS |\ | _ _ |
| | ||__| | |_____jro
| | || | | |
|________________|____________|/ |__|__|
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/_ _\
( - - ) "Yes. Jo-Jo is my son."
__\ _ /__ /
/ \_/ \ / __
__/___________\__ //\\
| JUDGE |\ (()) (//\\)
| || ((())) _\__/_
| || O-O~) / \
| || _\o_/_ / / \ \
| || / \__/ \ \_| /_/
| ||_/_(____)_\_ |_____\)
| | WITNESS |\ | _ _ |
| | ||__| | |_____jro
| | || | | |
|________________|____________|/ |__|__|
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/_ _\ "And could you tell us
( - - ) how old he is?"
__\ _ /__ \
/ \_/ \ \ __
__/___________\__ //\\
| JUDGE |\ (()) (//\\)
| || ((())) _\__/_
| || (~O-O / \
| || _\_-/_ / / \ \
| || / \__/ \ \_\ |/
| ||_/_(____)_\_ (/_____|
| | WITNESS |\ | _ _ |
| | ||__| | |_____jro
| | || | | |
|________________|____________|/ |__|__|
(__/ \__)
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___
/_ _\
( - - )
__\ _ /__ "He's thirty-one years old."
/ \_/ \ / __
__/___________\__ / //\\
| JUDGE |\ (()) (//\\)
| || ((())) _\__/_
| || (~O-O / \
| || _\_o/_ / / \ \
| || / \__/ \ \_\ |/
| ||_/_(____)_\_ (/_____|
| | WITNESS |\ | _ _ |
| | ||__| | |_____jro
| | || | | |
|________________|____________|/ |__|__|
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"Thankyou... Now, Mrs. Fitzhugh,
___ I understand that he still lives
/_ _\ at home with you. Could you tell
( - - ) us how long he's resided with you?"
__\ _ /__ /
/ \_/ \ __ /
__/___________\__ //\\
| JUDGE |\ (()) (//\\)
| || ((())) _\__/_
| || (~O-O / \
| || _\_-/_ / / \ \
| || / \__/ \ \_| /_/
| ||_/_(____)_\_ |_____\)
| | WITNESS |\ | _ _ |
| | ||__| | |_____jro
| | || | | |
|________________|____________|/ |__|__|
(__/ \__)
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! ___ !
/_ _\ ?
( O O ) "About forty-five years."
__\ _ /__ /
/ \_/ \ / __
__/___________\__ //\\
| JUDGE |\ (()) (//\\)
| || ((())) _\__/_
| || O-O~) / \
| || _\o_/_ / / \ \
| || / \__/ \ \_| /_/
| ||_/_(____)_\_ |_____\)
| | WITNESS |\ | _ _ |
| | ||__| | |_____jro
| | || | | |
|________________|____________|/ |__|__|
(__/ \__)
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Jonathon R. Oglesbee
oglesbee@
mail.fullnet.net
Gee, I should make all my posts a game: Can you find the mistakes? I guess I am gettin' too old fer this stuff.... JRO
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