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Original Usenet message from alt.ascii-art, 5 Jan 1999.
The Witness ---- cartoon

The Witness ---- cartoon

               "Good morning, Mrs. Milo. I'm
          ___   Councilor Dumass, and I'd like
         /_ _\   to ask you a few questions."
        ( - - )
       __\ _ /__                  \
      /   \_/   \                  \  __
   __/___________\__                 //\\
  |     JUDGE      |\    (())       (//\\)
  |                ||   ((()))      _\__/_
  |                ||   (~O-O      /      \
  |                ||   _\_-/_    / /    \ \
  |                ||  / \__/ \   \_\     |/
  |                ||_/_(____)_\_  (/_____|
  |                |   WITNESS  |\  | _ _ |
  |                |            ||__|  |  |_____jro
  |                |            ||  |  |  |
  |________________|____________|/  |__|__|
                                   (__/ \__)

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          ___
         /_ _\       "Please go right ahead,
        ( - - )            young man."
       __\ _ /__               /
      /   \_/   \             /       __
   __/___________\__                 //\\
  |     JUDGE      |\    (())       (//\\)
  |                ||   ((()))      _\__/_
  |                ||   (~O-O      /      \
  |                ||   _\_o/_    / /    \ \
  |                ||  / \__/ \   \_\     |/
  |                ||_/_(____)_\_  (/_____|
  |                |   WITNESS  |\  | _ _ |
  |                |            ||__|  |  |_____jro
  |                |            ||  |  |  |
  |________________|____________|/  |__|__|
                                   (__/ \__)

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          ___           "First off, could you tell the
         /_ _\           Court if the Defendant, Jo-Jo,
        ( - - )               is in fact your son?"
       __\ _ /__                        /
      /   \_/   \                     __
   __/___________\__                 //\\
  |     JUDGE      |\    (())       (//\\)
  |                ||   ((()))      _\__/_
  |                ||   (~O-O      /      \
  |                ||   _\_-/_    / /    \ \
  |                ||  / \__/ \   \_|    /_/
  |                ||_/_(____)_\_   |_____\)
  |                |   WITNESS  |\  | _ _ |
  |                |            ||__|  |  |_____jro
  |                |            ||  |  |  |
  |________________|____________|/  |__|__|
                                   (__/ \__)


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          ___
         /_ _\
        ( - - )       "Yes. Jo-Jo is my son."
       __\ _ /__              /
      /   \_/   \            /        __
   __/___________\__                 //\\
  |     JUDGE      |\    (())       (//\\)
  |                ||   ((()))      _\__/_
  |                ||    O-O~)     /      \
  |                ||   _\o_/_    / /    \ \
  |                ||  / \__/ \   \_|    /_/
  |                ||_/_(____)_\_   |_____\)
  |                |   WITNESS  |\  | _ _ |
  |                |            ||__|  |  |_____jro
  |                |            ||  |  |  |
  |________________|____________|/  |__|__|
                                   (__/ \__)


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          ___
         /_ _\           "And could you tell us
        ( - - )              how old he is?"
       __\ _ /__                  \
      /   \_/   \                  \  __
   __/___________\__                 //\\
  |     JUDGE      |\    (())       (//\\)
  |                ||   ((()))      _\__/_
  |                ||   (~O-O      /      \
  |                ||   _\_-/_    / /    \ \
  |                ||  / \__/ \   \_\     |/
  |                ||_/_(____)_\_  (/_____|
  |                |   WITNESS  |\  | _ _ |
  |                |            ||__|  |  |_____jro
  |                |            ||  |  |  |
  |________________|____________|/  |__|__|
                                   (__/ \__)


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          ___
         /_ _\
        ( - - )
       __\ _ /__   "He's thirty-one years old."
      /   \_/   \             /       __
   __/___________\__         /       //\\
  |     JUDGE      |\    (())       (//\\)
  |                ||   ((()))      _\__/_
  |                ||   (~O-O      /      \
  |                ||   _\_o/_    / /    \ \
  |                ||  / \__/ \   \_\     |/
  |                ||_/_(____)_\_  (/_____|
  |                |   WITNESS  |\  | _ _ |
  |                |            ||__|  |  |_____jro
  |                |            ||  |  |  |
  |________________|____________|/  |__|__|
                                   (__/ \__)


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                       "Thankyou... Now, Mrs. Fitzhugh,
          ___           I understand that he still lives
         /_ _\          at home with you. Could you tell
        ( - - )         us how long he's resided with you?"
       __\ _ /__                          /
      /   \_/   \                     __ /
   __/___________\__                 //\\
  |     JUDGE      |\    (())       (//\\)
  |                ||   ((()))      _\__/_
  |                ||   (~O-O      /      \
  |                ||   _\_-/_    / /    \ \
  |                ||  / \__/ \   \_|    /_/
  |                ||_/_(____)_\_   |_____\)
  |                |   WITNESS  |\  | _ _ |
  |                |            ||__|  |  |_____jro
  |                |            ||  |  |  |
  |________________|____________|/  |__|__|
                                   (__/ \__)


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     !    ___    !
         /_ _\ ?
        ( O O )       "About forty-five years."
       __\ _ /__              /
      /   \_/   \            /        __
   __/___________\__                 //\\
  |     JUDGE      |\    (())       (//\\)
  |                ||   ((()))      _\__/_
  |                ||    O-O~)     /      \
  |                ||   _\o_/_    / /    \ \
  |                ||  / \__/ \   \_|    /_/
  |                ||_/_(____)_\_   |_____\)
  |                |   WITNESS  |\  | _ _ |
  |                |            ||__|  |  |_____jro
  |                |            ||  |  |  |
  |________________|____________|/  |__|__|
                                   (__/ \__)


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endendendendendendendendendendendendendendendendend

Jonathon R. Oglesbee
oglesbee@
         mail.fullnet.net

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Subject: The Witness ---- cartoon
Date: 1999/01/05
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