The Witness ---- cartoon
From JRO <ogl...@mail.fullnet.net-remove>
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· 5 Jan 1999 00:00 · View full thread
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"Good morning, Mrs. Milo. I'm
___ Councilor Dumass, and I'd like
/_ _\ to ask you a few questions."
( - - )
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/_ _\ "Please go right ahead,
( - - ) young man."
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| || ((())) _\__/_
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___ "First off, could you tell the
/_ _\ Court if the Defendant, Jo-Jo,
( - - ) is in fact your son?"
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| || ((())) _\__/_
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/_ _\
( - - ) "Yes. Jo-Jo is my son."
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| JUDGE |\ (()) (//\\)
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| || O-O~) / \
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| || / \__/ \ \_| /_/
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/_ _\ "And could you tell us
( - - ) how old he is?"
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__/___________\__ //\\
| JUDGE |\ (()) (//\\)
| || ((())) _\__/_
| || (~O-O / \
| || _\_-/_ / / \ \
| || / \__/ \ \_\ |/
| ||_/_(____)_\_ (/_____|
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/_ _\
( - - )
__\ _ /__ "He's thirty-one years old."
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__/___________\__ / //\\
| JUDGE |\ (()) (//\\)
| || ((())) _\__/_
| || (~O-O / \
| || _\_o/_ / / \ \
| || / \__/ \ \_\ |/
| ||_/_(____)_\_ (/_____|
| | WITNESS |\ | _ _ |
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"Thankyou... Now, Mrs. Fitzhugh,
___ I understand that he still lives
/_ _\ at home with you. Could you tell
( - - ) us how long he's resided with you?"
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/ \_/ \ __ /
__/___________\__ //\\
| JUDGE |\ (()) (//\\)
| || ((())) _\__/_
| || (~O-O / \
| || _\_-/_ / / \ \
| || / \__/ \ \_| /_/
| ||_/_(____)_\_ |_____\)
| | WITNESS |\ | _ _ |
| | ||__| | |_____jro
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|________________|____________|/ |__|__|
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/_ _\ ?
( O O ) "About forty-five years."
__\ _ /__ /
/ \_/ \ / __
__/___________\__ //\\
| JUDGE |\ (()) (//\\)
| || ((())) _\__/_
| || O-O~) / \
| || _\o_/_ / / \ \
| || / \__/ \ \_| /_/
| ||_/_(____)_\_ |_____\)
| | WITNESS |\ | _ _ |
| | ||__| | |_____jro
| | || | | |
|________________|____________|/ |__|__|
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Jonathon R. Oglesbee
oglesbee@
mail.fullnet.net
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