Original Usenet thread from alt.ascii-art, started 19 Dec 2000.
Fuzzball Gets A Haircut
alt.ascii-art
· 1 message · 19 Dec 2000
THE FUNKY FUZZBALL
The Funky Fuzzball archives are located at http://eurakarte.cjb.net/fuzzball/
This Issue: "Fuzzball Gets A Haircut"
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Indeed! I know an excellent
barber!
/;;;\ /
I require a |O | /
haircut! |o | _____/
\ \ | \---/
\ /\\/\ |
\_____ /\ 0\- -+-
\/-\-\ / \
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. ' I'm Fred the freaky barber!
/;';\ I shall cut your hair!
/;;;\ |O--- I'm Fred the freaky barber!
| O| |o | _/I'll do it for a price that's
| -| \---/ fair!
\---/ | \ |
| \-\|\ -+-
-+- - / 0\ |
/ \ \/\-\/\ / \
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. ' I'm Fred the freaky barber!
/;';\ I enjoy the taste of cheese!
|O--- I'm Fred the freaky barber!
SNIP |o | _/The taste never fails to please!
SNIP \---/
\ |
\\-// >x--+-
\0 0// |
/\/\-\ / \
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. ' I'm Fred the freaky barber!
/;';\ I've cut your FURR with a shear!
---O| I'm Fred the freaky barber!
| o| Take a look in this mirror!
\---/ ______/
|
-+- | /^--\
| /| |0 |
/ \ / | \---/
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LATER... I'm Fred the freaky barber!
Uh... it's you. Now I am a stump!
/;;^\ / I'm Fred the freaky barber!
| O| / 'Cause Fuzzball shot me in the
| o| ___/ rump. \
\---/ \
| Good thing I the //--\ \_________ +-
-+- irate postman let-- |0 | | / /
/ \ me use his gun. \---/ - / \ -O-O-
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