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Original Usenet message from alt.ascii-art, 19 Dec 2000.
Fuzzball Gets A Haircut

Fuzzball Gets A Haircut

THE FUNKY FUZZBALL
The Funky Fuzzball archives are located at http://eurakarte.cjb.net/fuzzball/

This Issue: "Fuzzball Gets A Haircut"
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                                           Indeed! I know an excellent
                                           barber!
                                   /;;;\        /
  I require a                      |O  |       /
     haircut!                      |o  | _____/
       \        \  |               \---/
        \        /\\/\               |
         \_____ /\  0\-             -+-
                 \/-\-\             / \
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                                       . '    I'm Fred the freaky barber!
                                      /;';\   I shall cut your hair!
/;;;\                                 |O---   I'm Fred the freaky barber!
|  O|                                 |o  | _/I'll do it for a price that's
|  -|                                 \---/   fair!
\---/             |  \                  |
  |                \-\|\               -+-
 -+-             - /  0\                |
 / \              \/\-\/\              / \
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                     . '    I'm Fred the freaky barber!
                    /;';\   I enjoy the taste of cheese!
                    |O---   I'm Fred the freaky barber!
             SNIP   |o  | _/The taste never fails to please!
              SNIP  \---/
            \         |
           \\-//  >x--+-
           \0 0//     |
          /\/\-\     / \
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             . '  I'm Fred the freaky barber!
            /;';\ I've cut your FURR with a shear!
            ---O| I'm Fred the freaky barber!
            |  o| Take a look in this mirror!
            \---/ ______/
              |
             -+-                                         |    /^--\
              |                                         /|    |0  |
             / \                                       / |    \---/
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LATER...                                  I'm Fred the freaky barber!
               Uh... it's you.            Now I am a stump!
        /;;^\      /                      I'm Fred the freaky barber!
        |  O|     /                       'Cause Fuzzball shot me in the
        |  o| ___/                        rump.       \
        \---/                                          \
          |    Good thing I the    //--\                \_________ +-
         -+-   irate postman let-- |0  |                           |  /   /
         / \   me use his gun.     \---/                        - / \ -O-O-
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The Funky Fuzzball archives are located at:
http://eurakarte.cjb.net/fuzzball
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//Eurakarte
Bow to the PRINCE of PLANKTON.
http://eurakarte.cjb.net

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Subject: Fuzzball Gets A Haircut
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