Original Usenet thread from alt.ascii-art, started 18 Dec 2002.
Ask Dr. Fuzzball 2
alt.ascii-art
· 1 message · 18 Dec 2002
Yes! It's the FUNKY FUZZBALL! [12/17/02]
Today's Adventure: "Ask Dr. Fuzzball 2"
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Hello, folks! Welcome to another in-
stallment of "Ask Dr. Fuzzball", where
I'll answer some questions from my
loyal fans.
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Today's question comes from Jason Blugh
who writes "Dear Fuzzball, I just can't
seem to talk to girls at parties. They
aren't interested in me. What can I do?"
Well, Jason, you may be a poor conver-
\/\\/ / sationalist! Or you may be ugly. But
\0 0\ I can't help you with that.
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To help you out, Jason, my cohort
Sherman is going to demonstrate what
/;;;\ NOT to say to girls at parties! If
| O| you hear anything you might say,
| v| /you might need to brush up on your
\---/ \\/\\ conversational skills!
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There are black helicopters
following me around. It's /;;;\ /oOoo
cause I know the Illuminati's | O| |O Ooo
secrets. \___ | -| |- Oo
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And so that's
how they get
/;;;\ the rennet /\\\\
| O| /out of baby |O)\\
| v| cows! |n \\
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Well, it turns ,-.,-.
__ out that they /;;;\ /)))) ,-.() )
| can ban you from | O| |O ))) ( `-)`-'
| | the zoo for life \_| -| |- )) `-'| |
__| if they catch \---/ \---)) \'.|
- | you. | | \||
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Wow, are you
______ ####\ /;;;\ fat!
|== | ### O| |O | /
|== || | ## o| |v | ___/
|______| \---/ \---/
|oo -- | | |
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We hope you Fuzzball, pepper
found today's /;;;\ spray really
installation of |# |_/hurts when it
'Ask Dr. Fuzzball' |n | gets sprayed in
educational. \ \\/\\ \---/ your eye!
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The FUNKY FUZZBALL is written by Eurakarte at eur...@attbi.com
The Fuzzball Comic Archives are located at http://www.eurakarte.com/
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//Eurakarte
Bow to the PRINCE of PLANKTON.
http://www.eurakarte.com
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