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Nerd Boy, episode 318

Nerd Boy, episode 318

alt.ascii-art · 10 messages · 18 Dec 2002 - 21 Dec 2002
Joaquim Gândara <cla...@lords.com> ASCII art 18 Dec 2002 00:29 · permalink · Report
                  EUREKA!
                      `OO              oo~
                     q//-U            .<<.
                       b               ||


     After years of research              A potion? What, does
      I've hit the jackpot!    '          ,  it cure cancer?
                           `OO ,       ..~
                           .||-U      .<<.
                ___________ bb _______ || _______


       I dunno. I do know I
     finally mixed some stuff   .          *sigh*
    that -didn't- blow up! `OO '        ~--
                           .||-U         >>
                     ______ bb _________ |\ _________________________


                            OO `,
                            ||-U
                        ___ bb ___


               What about the    .
            bubbles? Look at the  ,
               cool bubbles!   `OO '
                               ((-U
jg____________________________ b b ____________________________



----
I'm rather proud of this one. I managed to compress my original idea into
the first three panels, and then add a joke. Also, there's some action,
they're talking about something that is physically present, instead of some
hypothetical discussion that ends up looking like a pair of carbon copied
heads talking to each other...

--
 OO  Joaquim G�ndara
.||. http://www.Nerd-Boy.net
 bb  jg

"Joaquim G�ndara" <cla...@lords.com> wrote in message
news:atofj5$163fv$1...@ID-102694.news.dfncis.de...
>
>                What about the    .
>             bubbles? Look at the  ,
>                cool bubbles!   `OO '
>                                ((-U
> jg____________________________ b b ____________________________
>

ROFL. I thought he'd invented fizzy coffee for a minute ;-) Hmm ... now theres
an idea ...

"Tom Bampton" <mol...@yahoo.com> skrev i meddelandet
 news:atoh7o$fq4$1$830...@news.demon.co.uk
>
> "Joaquim G�ndara" <cla...@lords.com> wrote in message
> news:atofj5$163fv$1...@ID-102694.news.dfncis.de
> >
> >                What about the    .
> >             bubbles? Look at the  ,
> >                cool bubbles!   `OO '
> >                                ((-U
> > jg____________________________ b b ____________________________
> >
>
> ROFL. I thought he'd invented fizzy coffee for a minute ;-) Hmm ...
> now theres an idea ...

We had something here called Nice Coffee Cola for a while. It
disappeared, despite being one of the tastiest soft drinks I've
ever tasted. I think the full name was Have A Nice Coffee Cola.
Tall thin gold cans. It rocked.

--
 OO  Joaquim G�ndara
.||. http://www.Nerd-Boy.net
 bb  jg

"Joaquim G�ndara" <cla...@lords.com> skrev i meddelandet
 news:attkot$2kcpf$2...@ID-102694.news.dfncis.de
> "Tom Bampton" <mol...@yahoo.com> skrev i meddelandet
>  news:atoh7o$fq4$1$830...@news.demon.co.uk
> > "Joaquim G�ndara" <cla...@lords.com> wrote in message
> > news:atofj5$163fv$1...@ID-102694.news.dfncis.de
> > >
> > >                What about the    .
> > >             bubbles? Look at the  ,
> > >                cool bubbles!   `OO '
> > >                                ((-U
> > > jg____________________________ b b ____________________________
> > >
> >
> > ROFL. I thought he'd invented fizzy coffee for a minute ;-) Hmm ...
> > now theres an idea ...
>
> We had something here called Nice Coffee Cola for a while. It
> disappeared, despite being one of the tastiest soft drinks I've
> ever tasted. I think the full name was Have A Nice Coffee Cola.
> Tall thin gold cans. It rocked.

Apparently it still exists. Only not where I live... :(
http://www.magic-house.se/products/nice/coffeecola.html

Incidentally, it's made by the same company that makes that aphrodisiac
soft drink formerly known as Niagara.
http://www.magic-house.se/products/nexcite/nexcite.html

--
 OO  Joaquim G�ndara
.||. http://www.Nerd-Boy.net
 bb  jg

"Joaquim G�ndara" <cla...@lords.com> wrote in message
news:attkot$2kcpf$2...@ID-102694.news.dfncis.de...
> "Tom Bampton" <mol...@yahoo.com> skrev i meddelandet
>  news:atoh7o$fq4$1$830...@news.demon.co.uk
> >
> > "Joaquim G�ndara" <cla...@lords.com> wrote in message
> > news:atofj5$163fv$1...@ID-102694.news.dfncis.de
> > >
> > >                What about the    .
> > >             bubbles? Look at the  ,
> > >                cool bubbles!   `OO '
> > >                                ((-U
> > > jg____________________________ b b ____________________________
> > >
> >
> > ROFL. I thought he'd invented fizzy coffee for a minute ;-) Hmm ...
> > now theres an idea ...
>
> We had something here called Nice Coffee Cola for a while. It
> disappeared, despite being one of the tastiest soft drinks I've
> ever tasted. I think the full name was Have A Nice Coffee Cola.
> Tall thin gold cans. It rocked.

Hahahah. The strangest cola type thing i remember here was Tab Clear. It didnt
last very long before being canned (pun intended, dropped wasnt much better).

After writing "now theres an idea" I promptly went off and made tea. Somewhere
between Internet and Brain, there's a filter that changes Coffee to Tea. Coffee
is just something to put baileys in for extra warming effect IMHO ;-)

T.

"Joaquim G�ndara" <cla...@lords.com> wrote in message
news:attl6s$2nln1$1...@ID-102694.news.dfncis.de...
> "Joaquim G�ndara" <cla...@lords.com> skrev i meddelandet
>  news:attkot$2kcpf$2...@ID-102694.news.dfncis.de
> > "Tom Bampton" <mol...@yahoo.com> skrev i meddelandet
> >  news:atoh7o$fq4$1$830...@news.demon.co.uk
> > > "Joaquim G�ndara" <cla...@lords.com> wrote in message
> > > news:atofj5$163fv$1...@ID-102694.news.dfncis.de
> > > >
> > > >                What about the    .
> > > >             bubbles? Look at the  ,
> > > >                cool bubbles!   `OO '
> > > >                                ((-U
> > > > jg____________________________ b b ____________________________
> > > >
> > >
> > > ROFL. I thought he'd invented fizzy coffee for a minute ;-) Hmm ...
> > > now theres an idea ...
> >
> > We had something here called Nice Coffee Cola for a while. It
> > disappeared, despite being one of the tastiest soft drinks I've
> > ever tasted. I think the full name was Have A Nice Coffee Cola.
> > Tall thin gold cans. It rocked.
>
> Apparently it still exists. Only not where I live... :(
> http://www.magic-house.se/products/nice/coffeecola.html

Mail Order! :)

> Incidentally, it's made by the same company that makes that aphrodisiac
> soft drink formerly known as Niagara.
> http://www.magic-house.se/products/nexcite/nexcite.html

Never heard of it. Been to the place, though. Hm. It sounds too much like Viagra
nowadays :)

Rusty <rus...@netscape.net> 20 Dec 2002 04:01 · permalink · Report
Joaquim G�ndara wrote:
> "Joaquim G�ndara" <cla...@lords.com> skrev i meddelandet
>  news:attkot$2kcpf$2...@ID-102694.news.dfncis.de
> 
>>"Tom Bampton" <mol...@yahoo.com> skrev i meddelandet
>> news:atoh7o$fq4$1$830...@news.demon.co.uk
>>
>>>"Joaquim G�ndara" <cla...@lords.com> wrote in message
>>>news:atofj5$163fv$1...@ID-102694.news.dfncis.de
>>>
>>>>               What about the    .
>>>>            bubbles? Look at the  ,
>>>>               cool bubbles!   `OO '
>>>>                               ((-U
>>>>jg____________________________ b b ____________________________
>>>>
>>>
>>>ROFL. I thought he'd invented fizzy coffee for a minute ;-) Hmm ...
>>>now theres an idea ...
>>
>>We had something here called Nice Coffee Cola for a while. It
>>disappeared, despite being one of the tastiest soft drinks I've
>>ever tasted. I think the full name was Have A Nice Coffee Cola.
>>Tall thin gold cans. It rocked.
> 
> 
> Apparently it still exists. Only not where I live... :(
> http://www.magic-house.se/products/nice/coffeecola.html
> 
> Incidentally, it's made by the same company that makes that aphrodisiac
> soft drink formerly known as Niagara.
> http://www.magic-house.se/products/nexcite/nexcite.html
> 
Jolt makes "Jolt Expresso"

http://www.thinkgeek.com/caffeine/drinks/586e/

Think Geek does not ship it outside the US, but is does look like it 
does exists in Sweden.

Joaquim Gândara <cla...@lords.com> ASCII art 20 Dec 2002 19:06 · permalink · Report
"Tom Bampton" <mol...@yahoo.com> skrev i meddelandet
 news:attshd$24f$1$830...@news.demon.co.uk
> "Joaquim G�ndara" <cla...@lords.com> wrote in message
> news:attl6s$2nln1$1...@ID-102694.news.dfncis.de...
> > "Joaquim G�ndara" <cla...@lords.com> skrev i meddelandet
> >  news:attkot$2kcpf$2...@ID-102694.news.dfncis.de
> > > "Tom Bampton" <mol...@yahoo.com> skrev i meddelandet
> > >  news:atoh7o$fq4$1$830...@news.demon.co.uk
> > > > "Joaquim G�ndara" <cla...@lords.com> wrote in message
> > > > news:atofj5$163fv$1...@ID-102694.news.dfncis.de
> > > > >
> > > > >                What about the    .
> > > > >             bubbles? Look at the  ,
> > > > >                cool bubbles!   `OO '
> > > > >                                ((-U
> > > > > jg____________________________ b b ____________________________
> > > > >
> > > >
> > > > ROFL. I thought he'd invented fizzy coffee for a minute ;-) Hmm ...
> > > > now theres an idea ...
> > >
> > > We had something here called Nice Coffee Cola for a while. It
> > > disappeared, despite being one of the tastiest soft drinks I've
> > > ever tasted. I think the full name was Have A Nice Coffee Cola.
> > > Tall thin gold cans. It rocked.
> >
> > Apparently it still exists. Only not where I live... :(
> > http://www.magic-house.se/products/nice/coffeecola.html
>
> Mail Order! :)

Hmm...

> > Incidentally, it's made by the same company that makes that aphrodisiac
> > soft drink formerly known as Niagara.
> > http://www.magic-house.se/products/nexcite/nexcite.html
>
> Never heard of it. Been to the place, though. Hm. It sounds too much like
> Viagra nowadays :)

I think that was the whole point when they named the drink. It's even blue.
   _
  |-|
  | |
  | |
  | |   <-- see? blue!
 /   \
|     |
|NIAGA|
|     |
|_____|

--
 OO  Joaquim G�ndara
.||. http://www.Nerd-Boy.net
 bb  jg

"Joaquim G�ndara" <cla...@lords.com> wrote in message
news:atvpmb$38ugt$1...@ID-102694.news.dfncis.de...
> "Tom Bampton" <mol...@yahoo.com> skrev i meddelandet

> > > > We had something here called Nice Coffee Cola for a while. It
> > > > disappeared, despite being one of the tastiest soft drinks I've
> > > > ever tasted. I think the full name was Have A Nice Coffee Cola.
> > > > Tall thin gold cans. It rocked.
> > >
> > > Apparently it still exists. Only not where I live... :(
> > > http://www.magic-house.se/products/nice/coffeecola.html
> >
> > Mail Order! :)
>
> Hmm...

I can see the cogs turning ;-)

 \|/
 -O-
 /|\

Didnt really work, but you get the point :)

> > > Incidentally, it's made by the same company that makes that aphrodisiac
> > > soft drink formerly known as Niagara.
> > > http://www.magic-house.se/products/nexcite/nexcite.html
> >
> > Never heard of it. Been to the place, though. Hm. It sounds too much like
> > Viagra nowadays :)
>
> I think that was the whole point when they named the drink. It's even blue.
>    _
>   |-|
>   | |
>   | |
>   | |   <-- see? blue!
>  /   \
> .     ._
> |NIAGARA|
> |     |
> `-----'

Hahaha. 's white here :) Diddled a bit to make it slightly rounder. And the
label is peeling off so you can see the name heh.

T.

At Fri, 20 Dec 2002 04:01:35 GMT Rusty <rus...@netscape.net> wrote
40 Lines about "Re: Nerd Boy, episode 318" in "alt.ascii-art"

>Joaquim G�ndara wrote:
>> "Joaquim G�ndara" <cla...@lords.com> skrev i meddelandet
>>  news:attkot$2kcpf$2...@ID-102694.news.dfncis.de
>> 
>>>"Tom Bampton" <mol...@yahoo.com> skrev i meddelandet
>>> news:atoh7o$fq4$1$830...@news.demon.co.uk
>>>
>>>>"Joaquim G�ndara" <cla...@lords.com> wrote in message
>>>>news:atofj5$163fv$1...@ID-102694.news.dfncis.de
>>>>
>>>>>               What about the    .
>>>>>            bubbles? Look at the  ,
>>>>>               cool bubbles!   `OO '
>>>>>                               ((-U
>>>>>jg____________________________ b b ____________________________
>>>>>
>>>>
>>>>ROFL. I thought he'd invented fizzy coffee for a minute ;-) Hmm ...
>>>>now theres an idea ...
>>>
>>>We had something here called Nice Coffee Cola for a while. It
>>>disappeared, despite being one of the tastiest soft drinks I've
>>>ever tasted. I think the full name was Have A Nice Coffee Cola.
>>>Tall thin gold cans. It rocked.
>> 
>> 
>> Apparently it still exists. Only not where I live... :(
>> http://www.magic-house.se/products/nice/coffeecola.html
>> 
>> Incidentally, it's made by the same company that makes that aphrodisiac
>> soft drink formerly known as Niagara.
>> http://www.magic-house.se/products/nexcite/nexcite.html
>> 
>Jolt makes "Jolt Expresso"
>
>http://www.thinkgeek.com/caffeine/drinks/586e/
>
>Think Geek does not ship it outside the US, but is does look like it 
>does exists in Sweden.

You can see international under http://www.joltcola.com/
Finland and Sweden drink most coffee per person and year might be why we
have it.

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