Original Usenet thread from alt.ascii-art, started 3 May 2005.
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CLEAR EYE #2F: Accidental Trolling ASS-TROLLS
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· 2 messages · 3 May 2005 - 3 May 2005
CLEAR EYE #2F: Accidental Trolling
___ THE ACT OF SCRIPT-KIDDIE
/| |\ WEB-FORUM USERS BORN IN
| | AN INDOLENT AGE WHO ARE
| | RAISED TO BASICALLY TROLL
UNCONSCIOUSLY
`"" ALSO KNOWN AS A-TROLLING
+oo+ DONE BY A-TROLL
/\ AS IN ASS-TROLL
ACCIDENTAL TROLLING ASS-TROLL FAQ
* Post within 5 seconds of seeing a new group
* Reply to every post
* Invade every thread
* Snip relevant content
* Always get the last post
* Ask for help but never take any advice
* Always be hypocritical
* Be lazy and indolent
* Never use google - always ask obvious questions
* Pretend its a web forum
* Never return to newsgroup to look up answers to your Q
* Steadfastly refuse to change thus ensuring infinite problem space
* Assume everyone uses threads and your newsreader type
and is willing to flip back between posts to discover context
and that posts have a 24 hour lifetime and therefore can be
any old crap
* Continue to break netiquette automatically by erasing the
part of brain that can store that information - preferably
using drugs
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ABCGi <abc...@yahoo.com> wrote: >CLEAR EYE #2F: Accidental Trolling > > ___ THE ACT OF SCRIPT-KIDDIE > /| |\ WEB-FORUM USERS BORN IN > | | AN INDOLENT AGE WHO ARE > | | RAISED TO BASICALLY TROLL > UNCONSCIOUSLY > > `"" ALSO KNOWN AS A-TROLLING > +oo+ DONE BY A-TROLL > /\ AS IN ASS-TROLL > > >ACCIDENTAL TROLLING ASS-TROLL FAQ > > * Post within 5 seconds of seeing a new group I do that. I also like to post in threads that have been inactive for 6 months. > * Reply to every post > * Invade every thread > * Snip relevant content > * Always get the last post That too. > * Ask for help but never take any advice > * Always be hypocritical I do that too but only across different groups. > * Be lazy and indolent > * Never use google - always ask obvious questions > * Pretend its a web forum > * Never return to newsgroup to look up answers to your Q > * Steadfastly refuse to change thus ensuring infinite problem space > * Assume everyone uses threads and your newsreader type > and is willing to flip back between posts to discover context > and that posts have a 24 hour lifetime and therefore can be > any old crap > * Continue to break netiquette automatically by erasing the > part of brain that can store that information - preferably > using drugs
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