CLEAR EYE #2F: Accidental Trolling ASS-TROLLS
CLEAR EYE #2F: Accidental Trolling
___ THE ACT OF SCRIPT-KIDDIE
/| |\ WEB-FORUM USERS BORN IN
| | AN INDOLENT AGE WHO ARE
| | RAISED TO BASICALLY TROLL
UNCONSCIOUSLY
`"" ALSO KNOWN AS A-TROLLING
+oo+ DONE BY A-TROLL
/\ AS IN ASS-TROLL
ACCIDENTAL TROLLING ASS-TROLL FAQ
* Post within 5 seconds of seeing a new group
* Reply to every post
* Invade every thread
* Snip relevant content
* Always get the last post
* Ask for help but never take any advice
* Always be hypocritical
* Be lazy and indolent
* Never use google - always ask obvious questions
* Pretend its a web forum
* Never return to newsgroup to look up answers to your Q
* Steadfastly refuse to change thus ensuring infinite problem space
* Assume everyone uses threads and your newsreader type
and is willing to flip back between posts to discover context
and that posts have a 24 hour lifetime and therefore can be
any old crap
* Continue to break netiquette automatically by erasing the
part of brain that can store that information - preferably
using drugs
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ABCGi - Atomic ______________________
<===> Bacterial Genetic |---------------------||
Chemical Infantrymen <=========== http://abcgi.fly.to =-+-=>
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