ASCII Art Fart for Sun, 2005 Apr 17: #2124 LOW CARB CRAZE

low carb?

_.-In alt.ascii-art, Siraj wrote the following -._
>> NEXT PERSON WHO SAYS "LOW CARB"
>> GETS A FIST UP THE ASS
> low carb?

/* please quote for context. */
Are you saying that to get a fist up the ass?
Or are you saying that because you don't live in America and don't
know what it means.

If the latter then google for "low carb" and do some research on it.
As a person who has studied nutrition for way too long[0] I am in full
support of this fart.  The low carb thing went from "for quick weight
loss prior to cutting you open" to "the biggest thing since Ssinfeld"
in a really bad way.  I am glad that it is finishing it's pop culture
life cycle.

If any of you are interested in some really unhealthy healthy food
then last night added a food section to fauxascii.com.  Lots of
recipes for people who want to control their portions but get a lot of
nutrition out of small meals.

OA: First one in almost two weeks.  Was on vacation in San diego.
See some of the things we saw here:
<url:http://fauxascii.com/photo/conv11>

 _Memories of Tomorrow # 0043 # Smokeing in the John_________________
|    /\             \                                                |
|   /  \_______:F_P:_\                                               |
|  /   /             /        Tabacco companies pull their "100c"    |
|  \  /-.-.-.-.-.-.-/          cigs because smoking a pack a day     |
|   \/| -.-.-.-.-.-.-.          added up to 2000 milgams of          |
|   |\||-|-|-|-|-|-|-|           Vitamin C and too may trips to      |
|   | \| | | | | | | |\           the bathroom.                      |
|   |  v---------------|                                             |
|   |  |100% Vitamin C |                                             |
|   |  |   Per Smoke   |                                             |
|____________________________________________________________________|

:F_P:#################################Sat Mar 26 2005#################

[0] I have spent half my life more than 50 pounds under weight and had
to know how to get max nutrition without eating (and paying through
the nose for) 6000 calories a day like I had to in high school.

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On 2005-05-02 non...@none.com said:

   > low carb?

       Yes. Eating foods that are low in carbohydrates
       is a popular fad in many western countries, as
       a method to reduce or control your body weight.
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Faux_Pseudo wrote:
> _.-In alt.ascii-art, Siraj wrote the following -._
> 
>>>NEXT PERSON WHO SAYS "LOW CARB"
>>>GETS A FIST UP THE ASS
>>
>>low carb?
> 
> /* please quote for context. */
> Are you saying that to get a fist up the ass?
> Or are you saying that because you don't live in America and don't
> know what it means.
> 
> If the latter then google for "low carb" and do some research on it.

I feel a clear eye coming on... there has been a wave of
script-kiddie web-forum users entering usenet lately... their
idiocy, indolence and irrationality is a form of what I would
like to be the first to term "accidental trolling"... I believe
that will become as popular as the words "pulp fiction"
or "shazbot shazzam callay" [1]

[1] quiz: which word taken from which source? (3 points)

bonus tie breaker: is the above phrase correctly phrased?
Is this one? Or that? huh?

> As a person who has studied nutrition for way too long[0] I am in full
> support of this fart.  The low carb thing went from "for quick weight
> loss prior to cutting you open" to "the biggest thing since Ssinfeld"
> in a really bad way.  I am glad that it is finishing it's pop culture
> life cycle.

Having had a friend try the "Atkins" diet recently I
was surprised to see that it is basically just a rip
off of the standard calorie diet with some modifications.
Fickle, stupid creatures!!!

> If any of you are interested in some really unhealthy healthy food
> then last night added a food section to fauxascii.com.  Lots of
> recipes for people who want to control their portions but get a lot of
> nutrition out of small meals.
> 
> OA: First one in almost two weeks.  Was on vacation in San diego.
> See some of the things we saw here:
> <url:http://fauxascii.com/photo/conv11>

hahaha typing that in <exactly> brings up this page;
http://www.w3.org/Addressing/

heheh ROFL!

Nice photos - looks like San Diego was fun - I'll try
the port.

>  _Memories of Tomorrow # 0043 # Smokeing in the John_________________
> |    /\             \                                                |
> |   /  \_______:F_P:_\                                               |
> |  /   /             /        Tabacco companies pull their "100c"    |
> |  \  /-.-.-.-.-.-.-/          cigs because smoking a pack a day     |
> |   \/| -.-.-.-.-.-.-.          added up to 2000 milgams of          |
> |   |\||-|-|-|-|-|-|-|           Vitamin C and too may trips to      |
> |   | \| | | | | | | |\           the bathroom.                      |
> |   |  v---------------|                                             |
> |   |  |100% Vitamin C |                                             |
> |   |  |   Per Smoke   |                                             |
> |____________________________________________________________________|
> 
> :F_P:#################################Sat Mar 26 2005#################

MOT is back! YAY.

> [0] I have spent half my life more than 50 pounds under weight and had
> to know how to get max nutrition without eating (and paying through
> the nose for) 6000 calories a day like I had to in high school.

Hmm I have a friend who can't put on wait because of
stress! I should give your recipes over to that friend.

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