Original Usenet thread from alt.ascii-art, started 12 Oct 1998.
It's not what you think
alt.ascii-art
· 12 messages · 12 Oct 1998 - 19 Oct 1998
Sandra van Zanten wrote: > > If some of you wonder why the header fo my post sometimes > says "Sandra van Zanten"... it's not because I post to > alt.naughty-girls pretending to be a lonely, half naked, > red haired girl with a broken hart, and that forget to > change the name when I post to -aaa-. No it's not. > > ...and I'm hot and soooo lonely tonight. > / > ,,,. _____________ > # , , | '\\\\\\ > C` \ | ' ____|_ > ) = | + '||:::::: > ___/ /\__\ | '||_____| > / / ~ \ \ \'_______|_____| > / )/_)_/_) \ ___/____|___\___ > __( '-. ___(__ \___| _ ' <<<:| > / '-) \__ _|_________'___o_o| > / \\'__)---.___) b'ger\ > (________________________________________) > )_(| '----/ /\ \ |)_( > | || || | /||`. \ || | > | |) || )/ || ) \ (| | > | | () ,'/ () 7\ \ | | > |_| / / '-` |_| > (_) \/ (_) > DAMN!....roflmao.....Nice tits Joris...and look at them legs.... hahahahha....thats funny......Hey,i think you would look nice in a long haired wig....OH boy.......I cant stop......... -- <`.THE PRINCE ,'> `.`/""""""\,',' SEE HIS ( / \ \' SEE HIS FACE \/<> <>\/ SMILE / W \ ,'\_|||||_/`. ,',' ||| `.`.kro...@gtcom.net <,' TIME TO DIE `.>Remove no.to.spam to reply
On Mon, 12 Oct 1998, um, er, *sombody* wrote: < If some of you wonder why the header fo my post sometimes > says "Sandra van Zanten"... it's not because I post to < alt.naughty-girls pretending to be a lonely, half naked, > red haired girl with a broken hart, and that forget to < change the name when I post to -aaa-. No it's not. > < > ...and I'm hot and soooo lonely tonight. < / > ,,,. _____________ < # , , | '\\\\\\ > C` \ | ' ____|_ < = | + '||:::::: > ___/ /\__\ | '||_____| < / / ~ \ \ \'_______|_____| > / )/_)_/_) \ ___/____|___\___ < __( '-. ___(__ \___| _ ' <<<:| > / '-) \__ _|_________'___o_o| < / \\'__)---.___) b'ger\ > (________________________________________) < )_(| '----/ /\ \ |)_( > | || || | /||`. \ || | < | |) || )/ || ) \ (| | > | | () ,'/ () 7\ \ | | < |_| / / '-` |_| > (_) \/ (_) < > don't let her fool ya. sandra *really is* a lonely, half naked, red haired girl with a broken heart who mere pretends to be the manly ascii artist joris bellenger! she should really be know as s'ten... hmm. they don't seem to carry alt.naughty-girls here. shucks. my address: (rot13) cva...@qnegzbhgu.rqh
If some of you wonder why the header fo my post sometimes
says "Sandra van Zanten"... it's not because I post to
alt.naughty-girls pretending to be a lonely, half naked,
red haired girl with a broken hart, and that forget to
change the name when I post to -aaa-. No it's not.
...and I'm hot and soooo lonely tonight.
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On Mon, 12 Oct 1998 14:03:11 +0200, Sandra van Zanten <svz...@xs4all.nl> wrote: >If some of you wonder why the header fo my post sometimes >says "Sandra van Zanten"... it's not because I post to >alt.naughty-girls pretending to be a lonely, half naked, >red haired girl with a broken hart, and that forget to >change the name when I post to -aaa-. No it's not. > > > ...and I'm hot and soooo lonely tonight. > / > ,,,. _____________ > # , , | '\\\\\\ > C` \ | ' ____|_ > ) = | + '||:::::: > ___/ /\__\ | '||_____| > / / ~ \ \ \'_______|_____| > / )/_)_/_) \ ___/____|___\___ > __( '-. ___(__ \___| _ ' <<<:| > / '-) \__ _|_________'___o_o| > / \\'__)---.___) b'ger\ > (________________________________________) > )_(| '----/ /\ \ |)_( > | || || | /||`. \ || | > | |) || )/ || ) \ (| | > | | () ,'/ () 7\ \ | | > |_| / / '-` |_| > (_) \/ (_) > HAAHAHAHAAAAAAHHHAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA...... oops, sorry, i've never laughed like this before... just couldn't help..... very... err.......provocative.... -glory :D _,_,_,_,_,_,_,_,_ ,-./| Glory P Y Yip |\,-. ' / )| aka. Glory Moon |( \ _`. ,`/ |,`| <glory@ |`.| \,_\ _,;/_|' | nettaxi.com> | `\._\_|gpyy ~`~`~`~`~`~`~`~`~
Krogg wrote: > Sandra van Zanten wrote: > > > > If some of you wonder why the header fo my post sometimes > > says "Sandra van Zanten"... it's not because I post to > > alt.naughty-girls pretending to be a lonely, half naked, > > red haired girl with a broken hart, and that I forget to > > change the name when I post to -aaa-. No it's not. > > > > ...and I'm hot and soooo lonely tonight. > > / > > ,,,. _____________ > > # , , | '\\\\\\ > > C` \ | ' ____|_ > > ) = | + '||:::::: > > ___/ /\__\ | '||_____| > > / / ~ \ \ \'_______|_____| > > / )/_)_/_) \ ___/____|___\___ > > __( '-. ___(__ \___| _ ' <<<:| > > / '-) \__ _|_________'___o_o| > > / \\'__)---.___) b'ger\ > > (________________________________________) > > )_(| '----/ /\ \ |)_( > > | || || | /||`. \ || | > > | |) || )/ || ) \ (| | > > | | () ,'/ () 7\ \ | | > > |_| / / '-` |_| > > (_) \/ (_) > > > DAMN!....roflmao.....Nice tits Joris...and look at them legs.... > hahahahha....thats funny......Hey,i think you would look nice > in a long haired wig....OH boy.......I cant stop......... > > long hair? I tried that... but it wasn't that nice. :) -- `, ,\, # |/ ? | ~ )\ /_ /\ \____ joris bellenger (b'ger) / \_/ \ e-mail: svz...@xs4all.nl http://www.xs4all.nl/~svzanten/joris/ascii/main.html / < ______ _> \ /___/ ,___/____) |\/
Glory Moon wrote: > On Mon, 12 Oct 1998 14:03:11 +0200, Sandra van Zanten > <svz...@xs4all.nl> wrote: > > >If some of you wonder why the header fo my post sometimes > >says "Sandra van Zanten"... it's not because I post to > >alt.naughty-girls pretending to be a lonely, half naked, > >red haired girl with a broken hart, and that I forget to > >change the name when I post to -aaa-. No it's not. > > > > > > ...and I'm hot and soooo lonely tonight. > > / > > ,,,. _____________ > > # , , | '\\\\\\ > > C` \ | ' ____|_ > > ) = | + '||:::::: > > ___/ /\__\ | '||_____| > > / / ~ \ \ \'_______|_____| > > / )/_)_/_) \ ___/____|___\___ > > __( '-. ___(__ \___| _ ' <<<:| > > / '-) \__ _|_________'___o_o| > > / \\'__)---.___) b'ger\ > > (________________________________________) > > )_(| '----/ /\ \ |)_( > > | || || | /||`. \ || | > > | |) || )/ || ) \ (| | > > | | () ,'/ () 7\ \ | | > > |_| / / '-` |_| > > (_) \/ (_) > > > > HAAHAHAHAAAAAAHHHAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA...... > > oops, sorry, i've never laughed like this before... just couldn't > help..... > Glad to hear that. :) > very... err.......provocative.... Is it? ;-) -- `, ,\, # |/ ? | ~ )\ /_ /\ \____ joris bellenger (b'ger) / \_/ \ e-mail: svz...@xs4all.nl http://www.xs4all.nl/~svzanten/joris/ascii/main.html / < ______ _> \ /___/ ,___/____) |\/
Subject:
Re: It's not what you think
Date:
Tue, 13 Oct 1998 11:25:46 +0200
From:
joris bellenger <svz...@xs4all.nl>
Newsgroups:
alt.ascii-art
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sgt pinback wrote:
> On Mon, 12 Oct 1998, um, er, *sombody* wrote:
>
> < If some of you wonder why the header fo my post sometimes
> > says "Sandra van Zanten"... it's not because I post to
> < alt.naughty-girls pretending to be a lonely, half naked,
> > red haired girl with a broken hart, and that I forget to
> < change the name when I post to -aaa-. No it's not.
> >
> <
> > ...and I'm hot and soooo lonely tonight.
> < /
> > ,,,. _____________
> < # , , | '\\\\\\
> > C` \ | ' ____|_
> < = | + '||::::::
> > ___/ /\__\ | '||_____|
> < / / ~ \ \ \'_______|_____|
> > / )/_)_/_) \ ___/____|___\___
> < __( '-. ___(__ \___| _ ' <<<:|
> > / '-) \__ _|_________'___o_o|
> < / \\'__)---.___) b'ger\
> > (________________________________________)
> < )_(| '----/ /\ \ |)_(
> > | || || | /||`. \ || |
> < | |) || )/ || ) \ (| |
> > | | () ,'/ () 7\ \ | |
> < |_| / / '-` |_|
> > (_) \/ (_)
> <
> >
>
> don't let her fool ya. sandra *really is* a lonely, half naked, red haired
> girl with a broken heart who mere pretends to be the manly ascii artist
> joris bellenger! she should really be know as s'ten...
>
oops, I guess you can't fool everyone....
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> hmm. they don't seem to carry alt.naughty-girls here. shucks.
>
Aha! you naughty boy...
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Sandra van Zanten wrote: > > If some of you wonder why the header fo my post sometimes > says "Sandra van Zanten"... it's not because I post to > alt.naughty-girls pretending to be a lonely, half naked, > red haired girl with a broken hart, and that forget to > change the name when I post to -aaa-. No it's not. Well, in that case, I'm not a darkskinned fiery-eyed handsome Don Giovanni... > > ,nHHHn Ma Cherie... ( Borrowed from Pepe le Pew ) > / -/-|HH > ,,,. ( ___^/_,-._____ > # , , \| '\\\\\\ > C` \ ,-\| ' ____|_ > _ ) = / | + '||:::::: > _/_) /\__\ /| '||_____| > / / ~ \ \ / \'_______|_____| > / )/_)_/_) \ | ___/____|___\___ > __( '-. ___(__ \/__| _ ' <<<:| > / '-) \__ _|_________'___o_o| > / \\'__)---.___) After b'ger\ > (________________________________________) > )_(| | ) / /\ \ |)_( > | ||-.] | /| /||`. \ || | > | |)\ \ )/ )/ || ) \ (| | > | | \ " ,'/ () 7\ \ | | > |_| `'/ / '-` |_| > (_) \/ (_) > Anyway, I don't like sex on the computer... I keep falling off and it costs a fortune on new keyboards. (Though I do think it's funny to read 'qwert uiop[' mirrored on some nice ass, does that qualify as ASCII-art? =) Ojoshiro. -- ____ Time : Tue Oct 13 11:53:46 1998 .X+. . .Xx+-. . "All's fair in love and war" -- what a contemptible lie. XXx++-.. Lazarus Long (134) XXxx++--.. `XXXxx+++--' `XXXxxx' ""
Ojosh!ro wrote: > Sandra van Zanten wrote: > > > > If some of you wonder why the header fo my post sometimes > > says "Sandra van Zanten"... it's not because I post to > > alt.naughty-girls pretending to be a lonely, half naked, > > red haired girl with a broken hart, and that forget to > > change the name when I post to -aaa-. No it's not. > > Well, in that case, I'm not a darkskinned fiery-eyed handsome > Don Giovanni... You're not? > > > > ,nHHHn Ma Cherie... ( Borrowed from Pepe le Pew ) > > / -/-|HH > > ,,,. ( ___^/_,-._____ > > # , , \| '\\\\\\ > > C` \ ,-\| ' ____|_ > > _ ) = / | + '||:::::: > > _/_) /\__\ /| '||_____| > > / / ~ \ \ / \'_______|_____| > > / )/_)_/_) \ | ___/____|___\___ > > __( '-. ___(__ \/__| _ ' <<<:| > > / '-) \__ _|_________'___o_o| > > / \\'__)---.___) After b'ger\ > > (________________________________________) > > )_(| | ) / /\ \ |)_( > > | ||-.] | /| /||`. \ || | > > | |)\ \ )/ )/ || ) \ (| | > > | | \ " ,'/ () 7\ \ | | > > |_| `'/ / '-` |_| > > (_) \/ (_) > > Aha! English may be the language used on the internet, but French stays the langage of lovers all around the world. Aaaah ma cherie comme tu es belle... que ta peau est douce (comme un petale de fleur)... mon amour viens dans mes bras... que je te serre sur mon coeur... aah... aaaahhhhh... aaaaahhhhhh... / _.-----._ _' ' '_ '_____________' | +_+ | ==--'_D__,'---==. / > \_/ < | / >__\o_| o/ | | | |_/ , | \,_____/_) o | | | o ' o | | | o | o |_/| ' o | o ' | | o | o |_/ | o | o |)) | | | __________| \ |_____________ |___o/ \_____| | | | __) >|< (__ (____,_|_,____) b'ger > Anyway, I don't like sex on the computer... I keep falling off and it costs a > fortune on new keyboards. > (Though I do think it's funny to read 'qwert uiop[' mirrored on some nice ass, > does that qualify as ASCII-art? =) > Who knows :D Not the keyboard tonight darling, let's try something different. This time we'll take the monitor, ok?. / / ____,, ___ //// _\ ,''. \ )C` '\' ^/^ )__) \ -_| ___ \=_ c ___/ /___ ,____-//,_\ __\ \__ /` ~ ,\/-__/ | \/ ~ \ / / . _\_.\/ | \ ,(. (._ \ / _/' ( / | ' ) / ____) \ | \ \( `-' _/_/\/( \ | \ _ \______ |:::=| ) _ /_/ / \_/ `) |:::H| / /// | \)___/__/__ |:::H|/ \ | ________ | ,-|:_:_| /\ || || \ (( ( | )` )| b'ger || ) \\` \ '/ ( | || ( \\ \ \ / |________|| ) \\ | )(____--_____o| ( \\| / |_/__|____\_ ___) __)) -----/-_)_|_______=_|------'---'-- -- `, ,\, # |/ ? | ~ )\ /_ /\ \____ joris bellenger (b'ger) / \_/ \ e-mail: svz...@xs4all.nl http://www.xs4all.nl/~svzanten/joris/ascii/main.html / < ______ _> \ /___/ ,___/____) |\/
joris bellenger wrote: > > Ojosh!ro wrote: > > > Sandra van Zanten wrote: > > > > > > If some of you wonder why the header fo my post sometimes > > > says "Sandra van Zanten"... it's not because I post to > > > alt.naughty-girls pretending to be a lonely, half naked, > > > red haired girl with a broken hart, and that forget to > > > change the name when I post to -aaa-. No it's not. > > > > Well, in that case, I'm not a darkskinned fiery-eyed handsome > > Don Giovanni... > > You're not? Shhht, don't tell anybody else... I don't want to end up as a Don Giovannistein... (Even though I'll have to create it myself first before it's claimed by Unowu.) > > Aha! English may be the language > used on the internet, > but French stays the langage of lovers > all around the world. > Aaaah ma cherie comme tu es belle... > que ta peau est douce > (comme un petale de fleur)... > mon amour viens dans mes bras... > que je te serre sur mon coeur... aah... > aaaahhhhh... aaaaahhhhhh... > / > _.-----._ > _' ' '_ > '_____________' > | +_+ | > ==--'_D__,'---==. > / > \_/ < | > / >__\o_| o/ | > | | |_/ , | > \,_____/_) o | | > | o ' o | | > | o | o |_/| > ' o | o ' | > | o | o |_/ > | o | o |)) > | | | > __________| \ |_____________ > |___o/ \_____| > | | | > __) >|< (__ > (____,_|_,____) b'ger I didn't understand anything of that except for the 'Aah... aaahhhhh... aaaaahhhhhh...'. The guy is suffering a cardiac arrest, right? > > Anyway, I don't like sex on the computer... I keep falling off and it costs a > > fortune on new keyboards. > > (Though I do think it's funny to read 'qwert uiop[' mirrored on some nice ass, > > does that qualify as ASCII-art? =) > Who knows :D Not the keyboard tonight darling, let's try something different. This time we'll take the monitor, ok?. / / The monitor??? ____,, ___ I don't know where to //// _\ ,''. \ stick that... Wouldn't you )C` '\' O/O )__) prefer the mouse again? \ -_| ___ \=_ c -------' ___/ /___ ,____-//,_\ __\ \__ /` ~ ,\/-__/ | \/ ~ \ / / . _\_.\/ | \ ,(. (._ \ / _/' ( / | ' ) / ____) \ | \ \( `-' _/_/\/( \ | \ _ \______ |:::=| ) _ /_/ / \_/ `) |:::H| / /// | \)___/__/__ |:::H|/ \ | ________ | ,-|:_:_| /\ || || \ (( ( | )` )| b'ger || ) \\` \ '/ ( | || ( \\ \ \ / |________|| ) \\ | )(____--_____o| ( \\| / |_/__|____\_ ___) __)) -----/-_)_|_______=_|------'---'-- or Not the keyboard tonight darling, let's try something different. This time we'll take the monitor, ok?. / / Fine by me, as long ____,, ___ as you don't crash right //// _\ ,''. \ afterward. )C` '\' -/- )__) / \ -_| ___ \=' c / ___/ /___ ,____-//,_\ __\ \__ /` ~ ,\/-__/ | \/ ~ \ / / . _\_.\/ | \ ,(. (._ \ / _/' ( / | ' ) / ____) \ | \ \( `-' _/_/\/( \ | \ _ \______ |:::=| ) _ /_/ / \_/ `) |:::H| / /// | \)___/__/__ |:::H|/ \ | ________ | ,-|:_:_| /\ || || \ (( ( | )` )| b'ger || ) \\` \ '/ ( | || ( \\ \ \ / |________|| ) \\ | )(____--_____o| ( \\| / |_/__|____\_ ___) __)) -----/-_)_|_______=_|------'---'-- -- ____ Time : Tue Oct 13 17:25:51 1998 .X+. . .Xx+-. . Sin lies only in hurting other people unnecessarily. All XXx++-.. other "sins" are invented nonsense. (Hurting yourself is XXxx++--.. not sinful -- just stupid.) Lazarus Long (145) `XXXxx+++--' `XXXxxx' ""
On Tue, 13 Oct 1998 00:54:41 +0200, Sandra van Zanten
<svz...@xs4all.nl> wrote:
> long hair? I tried that... but it wasn't that nice. :)
really? let's try this red wig.... NOT BAD! and i added a tear drop to
enhance the loneliness....
...and I'm hot and soooo lonely tonight.
,-"=-. /
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Glory Moon wrote: > On Tue, 13 Oct 1998 00:54:41 +0200, Sandra van Zanten > <svz...@xs4all.nl> wrote: > > > long hair? I tried that... but it wasn't that nice. :) > > really? let's try this red wig.... NOT BAD! and i added a tear drop to > enhance the loneliness.... > > ...and I'm hot and soooo lonely tonight. > ,-"=-. / > ///|)))) _____________ > (((/ , , | '\\\\\\ > ))C` ' \ | ' ____|_ > ///) = | + '||:::::: > (((/ /\__\ | '||_____| > ('`/ ~ \ \ \'_______|_____| > / )/_)_/_) \ ___/____|___\___ > __( '-. ___(__ \___| _ ' <<<:| > / '-) \__ _|_________'___o_o| > / \\'__)---.___) b'ger\ > (________________________________________) > )_(| '----/ /\ \ |)_( > | || || | /||`. \ || | > | |) || )/ || ) \ (| | > | | () ,'/ () 7\ \ | | > |_| / / '-` |_| > (_) \/ (_) > > -glory ;) > > :D :D -- `, ,\, # |/ ? | ~ )\ /_ /\ \____ joris bellenger (b'ger) / \_/ \ e-mail: svz...@xs4all.nl http://www.xs4all.nl/~svzanten/joris/ascii/main.html / < ______ _> \ /___/ ,___/____) |\/
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