Re: It's not what you think

Ojosh!ro wrote:

> Sandra van Zanten wrote:
> >
> > If some of you wonder why the header fo my post sometimes
> > says "Sandra van Zanten"... it's not because I post to
> > alt.naughty-girls pretending to be a lonely, half naked,
> > red haired girl with a broken hart, and that forget to
> > change the name when I post to -aaa-. No it's not.
>
> Well, in that case, I'm not a darkskinned fiery-eyed handsome
> Don Giovanni...

You're not?

> >
> >                           ,nHHHn  Ma Cherie... ( Borrowed from Pepe le Pew )
> >                         / -/-|HH
> >                   ,,,.   ( ___^/_,-._____
> >                  #  , ,   \|        '\\\\\\
> >                  C`   \ ,-\|        ' ____|_
> >                _ )   = /   |   +    '||::::::
> >              _/_) /\__\   /|        '||_____|
> >             /  / ~ \ \   / \'_______|_____|
> >            / )/_)_/_) \  |  ___/____|___\___
> >         __( '-. ___(__ \/__|    _    '  <<<:|
> >        /   '-) \__        _|_________'___o_o|
> >       /      \\'__)---.___)       After b'ger\
> >      (________________________________________)
> >        )_(|  | )  /  /\  \               |)_(
> >        | ||-.] | /| /||`. \              || |
> >        | |)\ \ )/ )/ ||  ) \             (| |
> >        | |  \ " ,'/  ()  7\ \             | |
> >        |_|   `'/ /         '-`            |_|
> >        (_)     \/                         (_)
> >

           Aha! English may be the language
                 used on the internet,
         but French stays the langage of lovers
              all around the world.
          Aaaah ma cherie comme tu es belle...
           que ta peau est douce
                (comme un petale de fleur)...
              mon amour viens dans mes bras...
        que je te serre sur mon coeur... aah...
              aaaahhhhh... aaaaahhhhhh...
                              /
                      _.-----._
                    _'    '    '_
                   '_____________'
                       | +_+ |
                   ==--'_D__,'---==.
                  /    > \_/ <     |
                 /  >__\o_| o/     |
                 |      | |_/    , |
                 \,_____/_)  o   | |
                    |   o '  o   | |
                    |   o |  o   |_/|
                    '   o |  o   '  |
                    |   o |  o   |_/
                    |   o |  o   |))
                    |     |      |
          __________|     \      |_____________
                    |___o/ \_____|
                      |   |   |
                    __)  >|<  (__
                   (____,_|_,____)  b'ger



> Anyway, I don't like sex on the computer... I keep falling off and it costs a
> fortune on new keyboards.
> (Though I do think it's funny to read 'qwert uiop[' mirrored on some nice ass,
> does that qualify as ASCII-art? =)
>

Who knows  :D


               Not the keyboard tonight darling,
                let's try something different.
              This time we'll take the monitor, ok?.
                               /
                              /
                      ____,,                  ___
                     //// _\               ,''.  \
                     )C` '\'               ^/^ )__)
                      \  -_|          ___  \=_  c
                   ___/  /___  ,____-//,_\  __\ \__
                  /`    ~   ,\/-__/     | \/   ~   \
                 /  / . _\_.\/ |         \ ,(. (._  \
                / _/'    (  /  |          '  ) / ____)
                \  | \    \( `-'           _/_/\/(
                 \ |  \  _  \______       |:::=|  )
               _ /_/  /   \_/      `)     |:::H| /
                ///   |    \)___/__/__    |:::H|/
                      \    | ________ | ,-|:_:_|
                      /\   ||        || \ ((  (
                      | )` )|  b'ger ||  ) \\` \
                      '/  ( |        || (   \\  \
                       \  / |________||  )   \\ |
                        )(____--_____o| (     \\|
                       / |_/__|____\_ ___)   __))
                 -----/-_)_|_______=_|------'---'--

--

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       ,\, #
       |/  ?
       | ~ )\
       /_ /\ \____  joris bellenger (b'ger)
       /   \_/    \ e-mail: svz...@xs4all.nl
http://www.xs4all.nl/~svzanten/joris/ascii/main.html
     / < ______ _> \
    /___/  ,___/____)
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