Re: It's not what you think

joris bellenger wrote:
> 
> Ojosh!ro wrote:
> 
> > Sandra van Zanten wrote:
> > >
> > > If some of you wonder why the header fo my post sometimes
> > > says "Sandra van Zanten"... it's not because I post to
> > > alt.naughty-girls pretending to be a lonely, half naked,
> > > red haired girl with a broken hart, and that forget to
> > > change the name when I post to -aaa-. No it's not.
> >
> > Well, in that case, I'm not a darkskinned fiery-eyed handsome
> > Don Giovanni...
> 
> You're not?
Shhht, don't tell anybody else... I don't want to end up as a 
Don Giovannistein... (Even though I'll have to create it myself
first before it's claimed by Unowu.)
> 
>            Aha! English may be the language
>                  used on the internet,
>          but French stays the langage of lovers
>               all around the world.
>           Aaaah ma cherie comme tu es belle...
>            que ta peau est douce
>                 (comme un petale de fleur)...
>               mon amour viens dans mes bras...
>         que je te serre sur mon coeur... aah...
>               aaaahhhhh... aaaaahhhhhh...
>                               /
>                       _.-----._
>                     _'    '    '_
>                    '_____________'
>                        | +_+ |
>                    ==--'_D__,'---==.
>                   /    > \_/ <     |
>                  /  >__\o_| o/     |
>                  |      | |_/    , |
>                  \,_____/_)  o   | |
>                     |   o '  o   | |
>                     |   o |  o   |_/|
>                     '   o |  o   '  |
>                     |   o |  o   |_/
>                     |   o |  o   |))
>                     |     |      |
>           __________|     \      |_____________
>                     |___o/ \_____|
>                       |   |   |
>                     __)  >|<  (__
>                    (____,_|_,____)  b'ger

I didn't understand anything of that except for the 'Aah... aaahhhhh...
aaaaahhhhhh...'.
The guy is suffering a cardiac arrest, right?

> > Anyway, I don't like sex on the computer... I keep falling off and it costs a
> > fortune on new keyboards.
> > (Though I do think it's funny to read 'qwert uiop[' mirrored on some nice ass,
> > does that qualify as ASCII-art? =)
 
> Who knows  :D
 
                Not the keyboard tonight darling,
                 let's try something different.
               This time we'll take the monitor, ok?.
                                /
                               /                       The monitor???
                       ____,,                  ___    I don't know where to
                      //// _\               ,''.  \  stick that... Wouldn't you
                      )C` '\'               O/O )__)   prefer the mouse again?
                       \  -_|          ___  \=_  c -------'
                    ___/  /___  ,____-//,_\  __\ \__
                   /`    ~   ,\/-__/     | \/   ~   \
                  /  / . _\_.\/ |         \ ,(. (._  \
                 / _/'    (  /  |          '  ) / ____)
                 \  | \    \( `-'           _/_/\/(
                  \ |  \  _  \______       |:::=|  )
                _ /_/  /   \_/      `)     |:::H| /
                 ///   |    \)___/__/__    |:::H|/
                       \    | ________ | ,-|:_:_|
                       /\   ||        || \ ((  (
                       | )` )|  b'ger ||  ) \\` \
                       '/  ( |        || (   \\  \
                        \  / |________||  )   \\ |
                         )(____--_____o| (     \\|
                        / |_/__|____\_ ___)   __))
                  -----/-_)_|_______=_|------'---'--


or
 
                Not the keyboard tonight darling,
                 let's try something different.
               This time we'll take the monitor, ok?.
                                /
                               /                       Fine by me, as long
                       ____,,                  ___    as you don't crash right
                      //// _\               ,''.  \     afterward.
                      )C` '\'               -/- )__)  /
                       \  -_|          ___  \='  c   /
                    ___/  /___  ,____-//,_\  __\ \__
                   /`    ~   ,\/-__/     | \/   ~   \
                  /  / . _\_.\/ |         \ ,(. (._  \
                 / _/'    (  /  |          '  ) / ____)
                 \  | \    \( `-'           _/_/\/(
                  \ |  \  _  \______       |:::=|  )
                _ /_/  /   \_/      `)     |:::H| /
                 ///   |    \)___/__/__    |:::H|/
                       \    | ________ | ,-|:_:_|
                       /\   ||        || \ ((  (
                       | )` )|  b'ger ||  ) \\` \
                       '/  ( |        || (   \\  \
                        \  / |________||  )   \\ |
                         )(____--_____o| (     \\|
                        / |_/__|____\_ ___)   __))
                  -----/-_)_|_______=_|------'---'--

 
-- 
    ____	Time :	Tue Oct 13 17:25:51 1998
  .X+.   .
.Xx+-.     .	Sin lies only in hurting other people unnecessarily. All
XXx++-..	other "sins" are invented nonsense. (Hurting yourself is
XXxx++--..	not sinful -- just stupid.)    Lazarus Long (145)
`XXXxx+++--'	
  `XXXxxx'	
     ""

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