Original Usenet thread from alt.ascii-art, started 27 Oct 1998.
ASCII Windows - lets all make one!
alt.ascii-art
· 9 messages · 27 Oct 1998 - 2 Nov 1998
.-----------------------------------------------------------------------. | B Gates Poor-quality Fault (GPF) [X]| |-----------------------------------------------------------------------| | .-. This program has performed an illegal operation | | ( X ) and will be shut down. [ Close ] | | '-' | | If the problem persists, contact | | the program vendor. [ Details > ] | | | '-----------------------------------------------------------------------' -- Hilton Janfield valdus @ bcgroup.net ICQ: 7107014 darkfire productions Seems to me the basic conflict between men and women, sexually, is that men are like firemen. To men, sex is an emergency, and no matter what we're doing we can be ready in two minutes. Women, on the other hand, are like fire. They're very exciting, but the conditions have to be exactly right for it to occur.
.----- On Tue, 27 Oct 1998 23:40:47 -0800, Hilton Janfield posted: |.-----------------------------------------------------------------------. || B Gates Poor-quality Fault (GPF) [X]| ||-----------------------------------------------------------------------| || .-. This program has performed an illegal operation | || ( X ) and will be shut down. [ Close ] | || '-' | || If the problem persists, contact | || the program vendor. [ Details > ] | || | |'-----------------------------------------------------------------------' | '------------------------------- .-----------------------------------------------------------------------. | ! explorer [X]| |-----------------------------------------------------------------------| | .-. This program has performed an illegal operation | | ( X ) and will be shut down. [ Close ] | | '-' | | If the problem persists, uninstall ASCIIdows and | | get Linux with X Windows. --Details---- | | | |-----------------------------------------------------------------------| |.---------------------------------------------------------------------.| ||EXPLORER caused a flibbleoob in the mildo of 0000:9823$:1231!23:123 A|| ||12341234:!"341"::1234::1234�12341234123412341234:312451345 #|| ||Understand this crap? We need you now... call Microsoft Personnel #|| ||department on (01123) 373773 #|| || -mgaV|| |'---------------------------------------------------------------------'| '-----------------------------------------------------------------------' |\/| _..__|_o._ /\_|_| o._ _ mart.atkins@-- | |(_|| |_|| | /--\|_|<|| |_> --bigfoot.com
Hilton Janfield wrote: > > .-----------------------------------------------------------------------. > | B Gates Poor-quality Fault (GPF) [X]| > |-----------------------------------------------------------------------| > | .-. This program has performed an illegal operation | > | ( X ) and will be shut down. [ Close ] | > | '-' | > | If the problem persists, contact | > | the program vendor. [ Details > ] | > | | > '-----------------------------------------------------------------------' > > -- > Hilton Janfield valdus @ bcgroup.net ICQ: 7107014 darkfire > productions ,-----------------. ,---------. < Illegal operation >-----------------------------------------< [.o0] [X] > `v----------------' `--------v' | ,-. You attempted to run a microsoft package without | | ( X ) saying a prayer to almighty Bill Gates. | | `-' | | On your knees, mortal user! | | | | [End task] [Reboot] [Sacrifice your wallet] | | ,---^. `----------------------------------------------------------------< [_|] > `----' -- ____ Time : Fri Oct 30 11:16:15 1998 .X+. . .Xx+-. . Most "scientists" are bottle washers and button sorters. XXx++-.. Lazarus Long (11) XXxx++--.. `XXXxx+++--' `XXXxxx' "" mailto:ojoshiro mindless.com
Hilton Janfield <val...@bcgroup.net> wrote: > .-----------------------------------------------------------------------. > | B Gates Poor-quality Fault (GPF) [X]| > |-----------------------------------------------------------------------| > | .-. This program has performed an illegal operation | > | ( X ) and will be shut down. [ Close ] | > | '-' | > | If the problem persists, contact | > | the program vendor. [ Details > ] | > | | > '-----------------------------------------------------------------------' ,_____________________________________________________________________. |[X] [-][O]| |---------------------------------------------------------------------| | | | Your computer has suffered a general protection fault. | | If you select ignore you will be returned to this window. | | If you select cancel you will be returned to this window. | | If you reset the computer, a disk error will occur and you | | will have to reformat the hard drive and reinstall windows | | six or seven times. | | ,__________. ,___________. ,___________. | | | Ignore | | Reset | | Cancel | | | "----------" "-----------" "-----------" | |_____________________________________________________________________| -- /` |_ . _ _ ,_ _ (aka Kristen Steward) chi...@zahadum.com \, | | | ||| (/, | /~\ Keele University, England. CompSci + AstPhys gCode version3.12 - GCS/S>$ d s- a-- C++@ US>++ L>++ E---- W+>++ N++ w-- O? M V-- PS+ PE- Y+ PGP- t--/---(-) 5++/+++ X+ R/+ tv b+ D G e>Phd h+ y?
chi...@zahadum.com wrote: > > Hilton Janfield <val...@bcgroup.net> wrote: > > .-----------------------------------------------------------------------. > > | B Gates Poor-quality Fault (GPF) [X]| > > |-----------------------------------------------------------------------| > > | .-. This program has performed an illegal operation | > > | ( X ) and will be shut down. [ Close ] | > > | '-' | > > | If the problem persists, contact | > > | the program vendor. [ Details > ] | > > | | > > '-----------------------------------------------------------------------' > > ,_____________________________________________________________________. > |[X] [-][O]| > |---------------------------------------------------------------------| > | | > | Your computer has suffered a general protection fault. | > | If you select ignore you will be returned to this window. | > | If you select cancel you will be returned to this window. | > | If you reset the computer, a disk error will occur and you | > | will have to reformat the hard drive and reinstall windows | > | six or seven times. | > | ,__________. ,___________. ,___________. | > | | Ignore | | Reset | | Cancel | | > | "----------" "-----------" "-----------" | > |_____________________________________________________________________| > > -- > /` |_ . _ _ ,_ _ (aka Kristen Steward) chi...@zahadum.com > \, | | | ||| (/, | /~\ Keele University, England. CompSci + AstPhys > gCode version3.12 - GCS/S>$ d s- a-- C++@ US>++ L>++ E---- W+>++ N++ w-- > O? M V-- PS+ PE- Y+ PGP- t--/---(-) 5++/+++ X+ R/+ tv b+ D G e>Phd h+ y? Hmm, more or less testing my new signature =) -- ,-------------. ,-------------------------------------------------------. |>make fire? | | Homepage: http://www1.lunatech.com/~ojoshiro | |make: | | Email : mailto:ojo...@mindless.com | |No match. | | There is only one way to console a widow. But | | | | remember the risk. | | | | | | | | | `-------------' | | | Lazarus Long 31 | `-------------------------------------------------------'
> .-----------------------------------------------------------------------. > | ! explorer [X]| > |-----------------------------------------------------------------------| > | .-. This program has performed an illegal operation | > | ( X ) and will be shut down. [ Close ] | > | '-' | > | If the problem persists, uninstall ASCIIdows and | > | get Linux with X Windows. --Details---- | > | | > |-----------------------------------------------------------------------| > |.---------------------------------------------------------------------.| > ||EXPLORER caused a flibbleoob in the mildo of 0000:9823$:1231!23:123 A|| > ||12341234:!"341"::1234::1234£12341234123412341234:312451345 #|| > ||Understand this crap? We need you now... call Microsoft Personnel #|| > ||department on (01123) 373773 #|| > || -mgaV|| > |'---------------------------------------------------------------------'| > '-----------------------------------------------------------------------' Heh.... looks familiar. :) Something really strange happened to my system... I tried to remove Norton Protection from my recycle bin, and from that moment on, whenever I right-click on the recycle bin (be it on the desktop, the folder tree in Windows Explorer, or the file list in Windows Explorer) to empty it, Explorer GPF's.. and unlike the docs for the FIRST windows 95 (doesn't apply to 4.00.95.0 *B*), the system tray icons do not re-appear after explorer (the module, not the program) is reloaded... *sigh* Now Recycle Bin is no more... moowahahaha... Thank you WinHacker 95 for removing all RB icons from my system! <G> -- _ _ ___ _ ___ _ _ ___ | | / o | |_| o ) | |_ -| v a l d u s @ ICQ: 7107014 \_/|_|_|___|__/|___|___| bcgroup . net Hilton Janfield Nike Condoms: Just do it. Toyota Condoms: Oh what a feeling.
>From: zne...@ovtsbbg.pbz (Martin Atkins) > >.-----------------------------------------------------------------------. >| ! explorer [X]| >|-----------------------------------------------------------------------| >| .-. This program has performed an illegal operation | >| ( X ) and will be shut down. [ Close ] | >| '-' | >| If the problem persists, uninstall ASCIIdows and | >| get Linux with X Windows. --Details---- | >| | >|-----------------------------------------------------------------------| >|.---------------------------------------------------------------------.| >||EXPLORER caused a flibbleoob in the mildo of 0000:9823$:1231!23:123 A|| >||12341234:!"341"::1234::1234�12341234123412341234:312451345 #|| >||Understand this crap? We need you now... call Microsoft Personnel #|| >||department on (01123) 373773 #|| >|| -mgaV|| >|'---------------------------------------------------------------------'| >'-----------------------------------------------------------------------' .------------------------------------------------------------------. | .-. .-. .-. | | You stupid idiot, I told you not to click that!! |_| |O| |x| | | '-' '-' '-' | |~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~| L | E Well you moronic imbicile, you clicked on something | S I told you not to and now you are going to be stuck | T .--. in an endless loop of error messages until I decide | E : \/ : you learned the lesson. Believe me bud this isn't a | R : /\ : thing I take lightly. I'll do this all day until I | | '--' see those eyes tear up buddy boy. I kid you not! HA | | HA HA! I wanna see you calling for your mommy and | A clutching your pant legs with sweat - soaked palms! | M | C (o) REPENT (Recomended) | | (o) DISCUSS CALMLY (Not recomended) | | (o) CRY HYSTERICALLY (Recomended }:>) | | | `------------------------------------------------------------------' -- .-~~-. (_^..^_) Lester||||AMC *Mythos Online : Internet Magazine of Lovecraftian Horror - Dead Alice* http://www.fortunecity.com/victorian/redlion/157/deadal.htm *Visit my new web page! ANSI/ASCII* http://members.aol.com/lester5374/
Lester5374 <les...@aol.commander> schrieb: > .------------------------------------------------------------------. > | .-. .-. .-. | > | You stupid idiot, I told you not to click that!! |_| |O| |x| | > | '-' '-' '-' | > |~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~| .------------------------------------------------------------------. | .-. .-. .-. | | Disk-message |_| |O| |x| | | '-' '-' '-' | |~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~| | Format C: ? | | | | .------------. .-------. .----------. | | | (C)ontinue | | (C)ry | | (C)ancel | | | `------------' `-------' `----------' | | | `------------------------------------------------------------------' -- Henning `Faroul' Peters - far...@gmx.net I haven't lost my mind, I know exactly where I left it.
>Message-id: <far...@gmx.net> > hahaha-- I know this isn't what you all meant.. but I couldn't help myself! (IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII) )'.'.'.':;:;:'.'.'.'( ('.'.'.;' | `:.'.'.') )'.'.';' | `:'.'.'( ('.'.;' | `:.'.') )'.';'____|____`:'.'( (==@' | `@==) )'.: @() :.'( ('.'. ()@() .'.') )'.'. ()@()@) .'.'( ('.'. _\|/_ .'.') )'.'. |-----| .'.'( ('.'.___\___/___.'.') jgs )'.'============='.'( ('.' '.') ~ ~ -joan -- /\ ( ) joan stark .--.\/.--. mailto:spu...@juno.com (/`\_\/_/`\) ' {____} ' ASCII Art Gallery: ,_//\\_, http://www.ascii-art.com/ jgs '-\/-'
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