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Original Usenet message from alt.ascii-art, 31 Oct 1998.
Re: ASCII Windows - lets all make one!

Re: ASCII Windows - lets all make one!

>From: zne...@ovtsbbg.pbz (Martin Atkins)

>
>.-----------------------------------------------------------------------.
>| ! explorer                                                         [X]|
>|-----------------------------------------------------------------------|
>|  .-.   This program has performed an illegal operation                |
>| ( X )  and will be shut down.                             [ Close ]   |
>|  '-'                                                                  |
>|        If the problem persists, uninstall ASCIIdows and               |
>|        get Linux with X Windows.                        --Details---- |
>|                                                                       |
>|-----------------------------------------------------------------------|
>|.---------------------------------------------------------------------.|
>||EXPLORER caused a flibbleoob in the mildo of 0000:9823$:1231!23:123 A||
>||12341234:!"341"::1234::1234�12341234123412341234:312451345          #||
>||Understand this crap? We need you now... call Microsoft Personnel   #||
>||department on (01123) 373773                                        #||
>||                                                                -mgaV||
>|'---------------------------------------------------------------------'|
>'-----------------------------------------------------------------------'

.------------------------------------------------------------------.
|                                                      .-. .-. .-. |
| You stupid idiot, I told you not to click that!!     |_| |O| |x| |
|                                                      '-' '-' '-' |
|~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~|
L                                                                  |
E            Well you moronic imbicile, you clicked on something   |
S            I told you not to and now you are going to be stuck   |
T    .--.    in an endless loop of error messages until I decide   |
E   : \/ :   you learned the lesson. Believe me bud this isn't a   |
R   : /\ :   thing I take lightly.  I'll do this all day until I   |
|    '--'    see those eyes tear up buddy boy. I kid you not! HA   |
|            HA  HA!  I wanna see you calling for your mommy and   |
A            clutching your pant legs with sweat - soaked palms!   |
M                                                                  |
C            (o)   REPENT              (Recomended)                |
|            (o)   DISCUSS CALMLY    (Not recomended)              |
|            (o)   CRY HYSTERICALLY  (Recomended }:>)              |
|                                                                  |
`------------------------------------------------------------------'

--
     .-~~-.
    (_^..^_)
Lester||||AMC
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From: les...@aol.commander (Lester5374)
Subject: Re: ASCII Windows - lets all make one!
Date: 1998/10/31
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