Original Usenet thread from alt.ascii-art, started 30 Jun 2004.
Nerdboy Fanart
alt.ascii-art
· 16 messages · 30 Jun 2004 - 13 Jul 2004
I just HAD to do this one after i got one of those rare moments of having
an idea that i actually liked:
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Hey Nerd Boy... Will you stop calling me "Nerd Boy" already?
` , Like i have told you years ago;
~.. _OO I have a name!!!
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Have you had any luck yet finding
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Balaam's Miracle
Visit http://balaamsmiracle.cjb.net , your source to Christian underground
music.
"Balaam's Miracle" wrote > > ... > , > @@ > .||. > ____ db ____ > > > Have you had any luck yet finding > your birth certificate online? Shut up... > ` , _ > ~.. O |_) > .>>. |_(._[__] > jg + bm ____________________ |\ ________________ | |b| | _____ > The spirit of Nerdism befell Balaam. Umba - macumba - yeah!! Great strip - clap, clap. R@ineR
On Wed, 30 Jun 2004 23:47:23 +0200, Rainer Rosenthal <r.r...@web.de> wrote: >> Have you had any luck yet finding >> your birth certificate online? Shut up... >> ` , _ >> ~.. O |_) >> .>>. |_(._[__] >> jg + bm ____________________ |\ ________________ | |b| | _____ >> > > The spirit of Nerdism befell Balaam. Umba - macumba - yeah!! > Great strip - clap, clap. > R@ineR I have always been a nerd. Remember that song by the Rubinoos? I've played it for hours! -- Balaam's Miracle Visit http://balaamsmiracle.cjb.net , your source to Christian underground music.
"Balaam's Miracle" <don...@invalidemailaddress.com> skrev i meddelandet news:ops...@sophie.mshome.net... > I just HAD to do this one after i got one of those rare moments of having > an idea that i actually liked: > ============== > > Hey Nerd Boy... Will you stop calling me "Nerd Boy" already? > ` , Like i have told you years ago; > ~.. _OO I have a name!!! > >> ||> > ___ |\ ______________ dd __________________ Heh, yeah I've been toying with this idea, but it just seems weird that he wouldn't remember his name. Or maybe it doesn't, I dunno. But why is he smoking? ;) -- OO Joaquim G�ndara .||. http://www.Nerd-Boy.net bb jg
On Thu, 1 Jul 2004 04:07:35 +0200, Joaquim Gï¿œndara <cla...@lords.com> wrote: >> Hey Nerd Boy... Will you stop calling me "Nerd Boy" already? >> ` , Like i have told you years ago; >> ~.. _OO I have a name!!! >> >> ||> >> ___ |\ ______________ dd __________________ > > Heh, yeah I've been toying with this idea, but it just seems weird > that he wouldn't remember his name. Or maybe it doesn't, I dunno. If i had been called Nerd Boy for the better part of my life, i probably wouldn't remember my own name either. Especially if i called myself Nerd Boy too. :-) > But why is he smoking? ;) Didn't you know? The guy is hot! But seriously, i don't have your kind of talent for ASCII art and i hadn't been drawing for a long time either (it's a long story too), but the idea was that he was pointing at Mandy. Maybe i should have drawn it like this: OO -||> dd I saw another (more serious) error that i didn't notice yesterday. Apparently in the second pane, Textpad automatically converted a couple of spaces to tabs. Something that i hadn't noticed because i used blockselect mode. GRRRR!!!! Changed a setting in Textpad now so that even if _I_ used a tab (accidentally or not) it gets automagically converted to spaces. -- Balaam's Miracle Visit http://balaamsmiracle.cjb.net , your source to Christian underground music.
Balaam's Miracle wrote: > Joaquim Gï¿œndara wrote: > >>> Will you stop calling me "Nerd Boy" already? Like i have told you >>> years ago; I have a name!!! >> >> Heh, yeah I've been toying with this idea, but it just seems weird >> that he wouldn't remember his name. Or maybe it doesn't, I dunno. > > If i had been called Nerd Boy for the better part of my life, i > probably wouldn't remember my own name either. If that's the better part of your life - you don't have much to look forward to, do you? :-P Rowe -- AS! AA? i+ c+++ p+ n s+:- m P+ p++ M-- a18 t+ h-- f-- d- S++ e r- -- You can get anything you want on Alice's NNTP. You can get anything you want on Alice's NNTP. Telnet over, it's a simple hack. Port one-nineteen is where it's at. and you can get anything you want on Alice's NNTP.
> Didn't you know? The guy is hot! > But seriously, i don't have your kind of talent for ASCII art and i > hadn't been drawing for a long time either (it's a long story too) And you have changed name too :( I don't like Balaam's Miracle .. I miss Peter Punk *sob* CeeJay .. still CeeJay
On Thu, 01 Jul 2004 18:04:50 +0200, Christian 'CeeJay' Jensen <new...@ceejay.cjb.REMOVEnet> wrote: >> ... and i hadn't been drawing for a long time either (it's a long >> story too) > > And you have changed name too :( > I don't like Balaam's Miracle .. I miss Peter Punk *sob* You dare call me a s.o.b.? You... you... poo-poo head! ;-)) Heh, but i just like the name Balaam's Miracle, there's a whole story behind that which i will not go into here. But if you want to know, you can find out why i chose that name on my website in the "Misc Weirdness" section. > CeeJay .. still CeeJay And it's good to see that you are still alive as well. Maybe it's time for a name change? :-) -- Balaam's Miracle Visit http://balaamsmiracle.cjb.net , your source to Christian underground music.
On Thu, 01 Jul 2004 18:04:50 +0200, Christian 'CeeJay' Jensen <new...@ceejay.cjb.REMOVEnet> wrote: >> ... and i hadn't been drawing for a long time either (it's a long >> story too) > > And you have changed name too :( > I don't like Balaam's Miracle .. I miss Peter Punk *sob* You dare call me a s.o.b.? You... you... poo-poo head! ;-)) Heh, but i just like the name Balaam's Miracle, there's a whole story behind that which i will not go into here. But if you want to know, you can find out why i chose that name on my website in the "Misc Weirdness" section. > CeeJay .. still CeeJay And it's good to see that you are still alive as well. Maybe it's time for a name change? :-) -- Balaam's Miracle Visit http://balaamsmiracle.cjb.net , your source to Christian underground music.
"Balaam's Miracle" <don...@invalidemailaddress.com> wrote in news:ops...@sophie.mshome.net: > > Have you had any luck yet finding > your birth certificate online? Shut up... > ` , _ > ~.. O |_) > .>>. |_(._[__] > jg + bm ____________________ |\ ________________ | |b| | _____ > Good One! Some of my favorite fictional characters don't have first names. Lt. Colombo (played by Perter Falk) never mentions his first name. Anybody know what it is. Inspector Morse (played by Jothan Thaw) does have a first name. It's "Endeavour". Endeavour Morse. -- ATB Charles Kincaid
On 2004-07-07, Charles Kincaid <kin...@swbell.net> sputtered: > "Balaam's Miracle" <don...@invalidemailaddress.com> wrote in > news:ops...@sophie.mshome.net: > >> >> Have you had any luck yet finding >> your birth certificate online? Shut up... >> ` , _ >> ~.. O |_) >> .>>. |_(._[__] >> jg + bm ____________________ |\ ________________ | |b| | _____ >> > > Good One! Some of my favorite fictional characters don't have first names. > Lt. Colombo (played by Perter Falk) never mentions his first name. Anybody > know what it is. http://www.columbo-site.freeuk.com/name.htm Looks kinda like "Frank" to me. > Inspector Morse (played by Jothan Thaw) does have a first name. It's > "Endeavour". Endeavour Morse. -- Klez: An original Microsoft web crawler.
Joaquim G�ndara wrote: > "Balaam's Miracle" skrev: > > > > I just HAD to do this one after i got one of those rare moments of having > > an idea that i actually liked: > > ============== > > > > Hey Nerd Boy... Will you stop calling me "Nerd Boy" already? > > ` , Like i have told you years ago; > > ~.. _OO I have a name!!! > > >> ||> > > ___ |\ ______________ dd __________________ > > Heh, yeah I've been toying with this idea, but it just seems weird > that he wouldn't remember his name. Or maybe it doesn't, I dunno. Don't be silly. We all know Nerd Boy's Real Name is Joe. -- __ __ _____ _____ __ _ _____ _____ ,,, \ \ ) ) / / \| | | \ \ | \ | | / / \| | | \ \ `.. \ \/ / | |_/| | |_/ / | \ | | | |_/| | |_/ / .||. \ / | | \| | | \ \ | |\_\| | | | \| | | \ \ _bb____ \_( \_\__/| |_| \_\ |_| |_| \_\__/| |_| \_\ |________ Troll Spokesman http://www.ludd.luth.se/~vk/ ___|
On 2004-07-12 v...@hotbrev.com (Veronica Karlsson) said:
> Don't be silly. We all know Nerd Boy's Real Name is Joe.
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But, ummm...that's MY name.
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Sinister Midget <sti...@appazknarf.com> wrote in news:slr...@home.harry.net: > http://www.columbo-site.freeuk.com/name.htm > > Looks kinda like "Frank" to me. > Looks like that to me too. But.. Police departments being government agencies usually don't let people sign with diminuatives. Unless "Frank" is what it actually says on his birth certificate or court order for a name change likely not. Franklin or Francis. Being Italian, Francis would be more likely. Looking at the photo closely it looks as thought is says: "Frank Johnson". -- ATB Charles Kincaid
On 2004-07-12, Charles Kincaid <kin...@swbell.net> sputtered: > Sinister Midget <sti...@appazknarf.com> wrote in > news:slr...@home.harry.net: > >> http://www.columbo-site.freeuk.com/name.htm >> >> Looks kinda like "Frank" to me. >> > > Looks like that to me too. But.. > > Police departments being government agencies usually don't let people sign > with diminuatives. Unless "Frank" is what it actually says on his birth > certificate or court order for a name change likely not. > > Franklin or Francis. Being Italian, Francis would be more likely. > > Looking at the photo closely it looks as thought is says: "Frank Johnson". I wasn't looking for the last name and didn't notice. Is ther a "Frank" anything in the credits? Perhaps he's a writer or some stage guy with props or something. BTW, not all PDs have that rule. I work for one, and they let the people use what they've grown up using. In some instances, the full, given name is required. But those are rare, usually dealing with court cases where the officers have to attend as witnesses or something. -- Microsoft: "A reputation for releasing inferior software will make it more difficult for a software vendor to induce customers to pay for new products or new versions of existing products."
On Mon, 12 Jul 2004 19:31:21 +0000 (UTC), Annie <ann...@oal.com> wrote:
Now listen here, young lady. The nude beach is the other way, so either
dress up...
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