Original Usenet thread from alt.ascii-art, started 11 Nov 1999.
REQ: Someone flaming someone
alt.ascii-art
· 8 messages · 11 Nov 1999 - 19 Nov 1999
Has anyone got any pics of someone flaming someone else with a flame-thrower? Just want to bring a bit of humour to a flame war. -- Steven Wallis ICQ: 33021782 E-mail: si...@wallis55.freeserve.co.uk Voicemail/Fax: UK 08701117015 Homepage URL: http://www.high-voltage.co.uk
> Has anyone got any pics of someone flaming someone else with a > flame-thrower? Just want to bring a bit of humour to a flame war. [Here's a good one by B'ger] ---- ========================================================================== FLAME FORM ========================================================================== ) ( ( ( ( ) () @@ ) (( ( ( ( )( @@ ( )) ) ( ( ( ( ()( /---\ (()( ( _______ ) ) )(@ !O O! )@@ ( ) ) ) < ____) ) ( ( )( ()@ \ o / (@@@@@ ( ()( ) /--| |( o| ( ) ) ((@@(@@ !o! @@@@(@@@@@)() ( | > \___| ) ( @)@@)@ /---\-/---\ )@@@@@()( ) | /---------+ (@@@@)@@@( // /-----\ \\ @@@)@@@@@( . | | \ =========______/|@@@@@@@@@@@@@(@@@ // @ /---\ @ \\ @(@@@(@@@ . . | \ \\=========------\|@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ O @@@ /-\ @@@ O @@(@@)@@ @ . | \ \----+--\-))) @@@@@@@@@@ !! @@@@ % @@@@ !! @@)@@@ .. . | |\______|_)))/ . @@@@@@ !! @@ /---\ @@ !! @@(@@@ @ . . \__========== * . @@ /MM /\O O/\ MM\ @@@@@@@. . | |-\ \ ( . @ !!! !! \-/ !! !!! @@@@@ . | | \ \ ) . . @@@@ !! !! .(. @. .. . | | \ \ ( / .( . \)). ( |O )( O! @@@@ . ) . | | / / ) ( )). (( .) !! ((( !! @@ (. ((. . . | | / / () )) )) .( ( ( ) ). ( !! )( !! ) (( )) .. | |_< / ( ) ( ( ) ) (( ) )).) ((/ | ( | \( )) ((. ). ____<_____\\__\__(___)_))_((_(____))__(_(___.oooO_____Oooo.(_(_)_)((_ ========================================================================== Dear: [ ] Clueless Newbie [x] Loser [ ] AOLer/Euronetter/PIer [ ] Me too er [x] Pervert [x] Geek [ ] Spammer [ ] Nerd [x] Elvis [ ] Fed [x] Freak [ ] FLAMENET [ ] Other: Unbearably self-righteous person You Are Being Flamed Because: [ ] You posted a "test" in a newsgroup other than alt.test/nl.test [ ] You posted warez in pieces LESS than 5000 lines [ ] You posted a binary in a non-binaries group [ ] You quoted an ENTIRE post in your reply [ ] You continued a long, stupid thread [ ] You started an off-topic thread [ ] You posted a "YOU ALL SUCK" message [ ] You said "me too" to something [x] You don't know which group to post in [x] You suck [ ] You brag about things that never happened [ ] Your sig/alias/server sucks [ ] You posted a (phone-sex) ad [ ] You posted something totally uninteresting [x] You crossposted [ ] You posted a message all written in CAPS [ ] You posted racism shit [ ] I don't like your tone of voice [ ] I think you might be a member of CO$ [x] I think you might be a fed To Repent, You Must: [ ] Give up your AOL/Euronet/Planet Internet account [ ] Bust up your modem with a hammer and eat it [x] Jump into a bathtub while holding your monitor [ ] Actually post something relevant [ ] Read the f****** FAQ [ ] Be Pat Buchanan's love slave [ ] Be the guest of honor in alt.flame for a month [ ] Apologize to everybody in this newsgroup [ ] Post your tests to alt.test/nl.test In Closing, I'd Like to Say: [ ] Blow me [ ] Get a life [x] Never post again [x] I pity your dog [x] Go to hell [ ] I think your IQ must be 7 [ ] Take your s*** somewhere else [ ] Learn to post or f*** off [ ] Do us all a favor and jump into some industrial equipment [x] See how far your tongue will fit into the electric outlet [ ] All of the above End of Flame. Have a nice day, joris --- [And here's one by Krogg ] --- Here is one of my first ascii's,revised a bit though.. ,---[Flame Form Letter]----[View with a fixed width font]---. | | | [ ]Lamer,[ ]Spammer,[ ]Idiot,or [ ]moron, | | | | Your Email/Post was too stupid to warrant a personal flame| | so you get this plain form letter.Here are the details: | |,---------------------. ,---------------------------------.| ||Your post was: | |You should be: || ||[ ]A MMF scam | |[ ]Beaten || ||[ ]Off topic | |[ ]Roasted || ||[ ]Stupid | |[ ]Beheaded || ||[ ]A binary,in a | |[ ]Kicked off your ISP || || non binary group | |[ ]Butt raped by an elephant || ||[ ]A chain letter | |[ ]Smacked around || ||[ ]HTML in text ng | |[ ]Arrested || ||[ ]Just plain lame | |[ ]Denied of all Internet service|| ||[ ] other:_________ | |[ ]Other:________________________|| |`---------------------' `---------------------------------'| |,----------------------. | ) ) ) | | ||You should: | # (((..(( ((( ( # | ||[ ]Grow up | # )))))))) ))))..)) # | ||[ ]Read the FAQ | # ((((((((((((...((((((((( # | ||[ ]Die | # ))))))))))))))))))))))))) # | ||[ ]Learn some manners | # ((This Flame Form Letter(( # | ||[ ]Think b4 you post | # ))is Copywrite 98 Krogg)) # | ||[ ]Smash your computer| # (( All rights reserved (( # | |`----------------------' | |######################| | | +-----------------------------------------------------------+ |--#################--Have a nice day--###################--| `-----------------------------------------------------------' `-----------------------------------------------------------' --- BTW Krogg it's .. Copyright , all though i'm not sure if you wrote copywrite in jest - CeeJay
Hell no, it's not mine. I used it but can't take any credit for it. joris Christian 'CeeJay' Jensen wrote: > > Has anyone got any pics of someone flaming someone else with a > > flame-thrower? Just want to bring a bit of humour to a flame war. > > > [Here's a good one by B'ger] > ---- > > ========================================================================== > > FLAME FORM > > ========================================================================== > > ) ( ( ( > ( ) () @@ ) (( ( > ( ( )( @@ ( )) ) ( > ( ( ( ()( /---\ (()( ( > _______ ) ) )(@ !O O! )@@ ( ) ) ) > < ____) ) ( ( )( ()@ \ o / (@@@@@ ( ()( ) > /--| |( o| ( ) ) ((@@(@@ !o! @@@@(@@@@@)() ( > | > \___| ) ( @)@@)@ /---\-/---\ )@@@@@()( ) > | /---------+ (@@@@)@@@( // /-----\ \\ @@@)@@@@@( . > | | \ =========______/|@@@@@@@@@@@@@(@@@ // @ /---\ @ \\ @(@@@(@@@ . . > | \ \\=========------\|@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ O @@@ /-\ @@@ O @@(@@)@@ @ . > | \ \----+--\-))) @@@@@@@@@@ !! @@@@ % @@@@ !! @@)@@@ .. . > | |\______|_)))/ . @@@@@@ !! @@ /---\ @@ !! @@(@@@ @ . . > \__========== * . @@ /MM /\O O/\ MM\ @@@@@@@. . > | |-\ \ ( . @ !!! !! \-/ !! !!! @@@@@ . > | | \ \ ) . . @@@@ !! !! .(. @. .. . > | | \ \ ( / .( . \)). ( |O )( O! @@@@ . ) . > | | / / ) ( )). (( .) !! ((( !! @@ (. ((. . . > | | / / () )) )) .( ( ( ) ). ( !! )( !! ) (( )) .. > | |_< / ( ) ( ( ) ) (( ) )).) ((/ | ( | \( )) ((. ). > ____<_____\\__\__(___)_))_((_(____))__(_(___.oooO_____Oooo.(_(_)_)((_ > > ========================================================================== > > Dear: > > [ ] Clueless Newbie [x] Loser > [ ] AOLer/Euronetter/PIer > [ ] Me too er [x] Pervert [x] Geek > [ ] Spammer [ ] Nerd [x] Elvis > [ ] Fed [x] Freak [ ] FLAMENET > [ ] Other: Unbearably self-righteous person > > You Are Being Flamed Because: > > [ ] You posted a "test" in a newsgroup other than alt.test/nl.test > [ ] You posted warez in pieces LESS than 5000 lines > [ ] You posted a binary in a non-binaries group > [ ] You quoted an ENTIRE post in your reply > [ ] You continued a long, stupid thread > [ ] You started an off-topic thread > [ ] You posted a "YOU ALL SUCK" message > [ ] You said "me too" to something > [x] You don't know which group to post in > [x] You suck > [ ] You brag about things that never happened > [ ] Your sig/alias/server sucks > [ ] You posted a (phone-sex) ad > [ ] You posted something totally uninteresting > [x] You crossposted > [ ] You posted a message all written in CAPS > [ ] You posted racism shit > [ ] I don't like your tone of voice > [ ] I think you might be a member of CO$ > [x] I think you might be a fed > > To Repent, You Must: > > [ ] Give up your AOL/Euronet/Planet Internet account > [ ] Bust up your modem with a hammer and eat it > [x] Jump into a bathtub while holding your monitor > [ ] Actually post something relevant > [ ] Read the f****** FAQ > [ ] Be Pat Buchanan's love slave > [ ] Be the guest of honor in alt.flame for a month > [ ] Apologize to everybody in this newsgroup > [ ] Post your tests to alt.test/nl.test > > In Closing, I'd Like to Say: > > [ ] Blow me > [ ] Get a life > [x] Never post again > [x] I pity your dog > [x] Go to hell > [ ] I think your IQ must be 7 > [ ] Take your s*** somewhere else > [ ] Learn to post or f*** off > [ ] Do us all a favor and jump into some industrial equipment > [x] See how far your tongue will fit into the electric outlet > [ ] All of the above > > End of Flame. > > Have a nice day, > > joris > > --- > > [And here's one by Krogg ] > > --- > > Here is one of my first ascii's,revised a bit though.. > > ,---[Flame Form Letter]----[View with a fixed width font]---. > | | > | [ ]Lamer,[ ]Spammer,[ ]Idiot,or [ ]moron, | > | | > | Your Email/Post was too stupid to warrant a personal flame| > | so you get this plain form letter.Here are the details: | > |,---------------------. ,---------------------------------.| > ||Your post was: | |You should be: || > ||[ ]A MMF scam | |[ ]Beaten || > ||[ ]Off topic | |[ ]Roasted || > ||[ ]Stupid | |[ ]Beheaded || > ||[ ]A binary,in a | |[ ]Kicked off your ISP || > || non binary group | |[ ]Butt raped by an elephant || > ||[ ]A chain letter | |[ ]Smacked around || > ||[ ]HTML in text ng | |[ ]Arrested || > ||[ ]Just plain lame | |[ ]Denied of all Internet service|| > ||[ ] other:_________ | |[ ]Other:________________________|| > |`---------------------' `---------------------------------'| > |,----------------------. | ) ) ) | | > ||You should: | # (((..(( ((( ( # | > ||[ ]Grow up | # )))))))) ))))..)) # | > ||[ ]Read the FAQ | # ((((((((((((...((((((((( # | > ||[ ]Die | # ))))))))))))))))))))))))) # | > ||[ ]Learn some manners | # ((This Flame Form Letter(( # | > ||[ ]Think b4 you post | # ))is Copywrite 98 Krogg)) # | > ||[ ]Smash your computer| # (( All rights reserved (( # | > |`----------------------' | |######################| | | > +-----------------------------------------------------------+ > |--#################--Have a nice day--###################--| > `-----------------------------------------------------------' > `-----------------------------------------------------------' > > --- > > BTW Krogg it's .. Copyright , all though i'm not sure if > you wrote copywrite in jest > > - CeeJay
Christian 'CeeJay' Jensen wrote: > > > [And here's one by Krogg ] > > --- > > Here is one of my first ascii's,revised a bit though.. > > ,---[Flame Form Letter]----[View with a fixed width font]---. > | | > | [ ]Lamer,[ ]Spammer,[ ]Idiot,or [ ]moron, | > | | > | Your Email/Post was too stupid to warrant a personal flame| > | so you get this plain form letter.Here are the details: | > |,---------------------. ,---------------------------------.| > ||Your post was: | |You should be: || > ||[ ]A MMF scam | |[ ]Beaten || > ||[ ]Off topic | |[ ]Roasted || > ||[ ]Stupid | |[ ]Beheaded || > ||[ ]A binary,in a | |[ ]Kicked off your ISP || > || non binary group | |[ ]Butt raped by an elephant || > ||[ ]A chain letter | |[ ]Smacked around || > ||[ ]HTML in text ng | |[ ]Arrested || > ||[ ]Just plain lame | |[ ]Denied of all Internet service|| > ||[ ] other:_________ | |[ ]Other:________________________|| > |`---------------------' `---------------------------------'| > |,----------------------. | ) ) ) | | > ||You should: | # (((..(( ((( ( # | > ||[ ]Grow up | # )))))))) ))))..)) # | > ||[ ]Read the FAQ | # ((((((((((((...((((((((( # | > ||[ ]Die | # ))))))))))))))))))))))))) # | > ||[ ]Learn some manners | # ((This Flame Form Letter(( # | > ||[ ]Think b4 you post | # ))is Copywrite 98 Krogg)) # | > ||[ ]Smash your computer| # (( All rights reserved (( # | > |`----------------------' | |######################| | | > +-----------------------------------------------------------+ > |--#################--Have a nice day--###################--| > `-----------------------------------------------------------' > `-----------------------------------------------------------' > > > BTW Krogg it's .. Copyright , all though i'm not sure if > you wrote copywrite in jest > Ya,i think i even donated it to the public domain the first time i posted the original anyhow... If anyone wants to copy this they can,and they can feel free to change it...It would be cool to keep the "copywright" notice on it though but change the name to your own as a joke..... For thouse who dont get the joke...Its an object of art that is public domain and yet explicitly claims copyrite..... -- |"""""<`.THE PRINCE ,'>"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""| | `.`/""""""\,',' my sig is too big, | |SEE HIS ( / \ \' SEE HIS but its really cool. | | FACE \/<> <>\/ SMILE | | / W \ Visit my ascii art site: | | ,'\_|||||_/`. http://www.gtcom.net/~krogg/ascii/ | | ,',' ||| `.`. kro...@gtcom.net | |____<,' TIME TO DIE `.>____Remove no.to.spam to reply____|
> Hell no, it's not mine. I used it but can't take any credit for it. > > joris Sorry .. I just asumed it since you signed the post joris. I AM however pretty sure Krogg made the other one. > > |,----------------------. | ) ) ) | | > > ||You should: | # (((..(( ((( ( # | > > ||[ ]Grow up | # )))))))) ))))..)) # | > > ||[ ]Read the FAQ | # ((((((((((((...((((((((( # | > > ||[ ]Die | # ))))))))))))))))))))))))) # | > > ||[ ]Learn some manners | # ((This Flame Form Letter(( # | > > ||[ ]Think b4 you post | # ))is Copywrite 98 Krogg)) # | > > ||[ ]Smash your computer| # (( All rights reserved (( # | > > |`----------------------' | |######################| | | ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ / See ? -----------------------------------'
Christian 'CeeJay' Jensen wrote: > > Hell no, it's not mine. I used it but can't take any credit for it. > > > > joris > > Sorry .. I just asumed it since you signed the post joris. Yes but I didn't put my sig on the form.:-)Anyway, as far as I know it was made some time agowhen ascii artists didn't bother to sign their art. I believe Colin Douthwaite diddled that from to different drawings. joris > I AM however pretty sure Krogg made the other one. > > > > |,----------------------. | ) ) ) | | > > > ||You should: | # (((..(( ((( ( # | > > > ||[ ]Grow up | # )))))))) ))))..)) # | > > > ||[ ]Read the FAQ | # ((((((((((((...((((((((( # | > > > ||[ ]Die | # ))))))))))))))))))))))))) # | > > > ||[ ]Learn some manners | # ((This Flame Form Letter(( # | > > > ||[ ]Think b4 you post | # ))is Copywrite 98 Krogg)) # | > > > ||[ ]Smash your computer| # (( All rights reserved (( # | > > > |`----------------------' | |######################| | | > > ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ > / > See ? -----------------------------------'
Do a cool Ascii with my name?
I have little to no skill with ascii
Thanks a ton:)
-Christina Zonak
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I pack my sack with a fistfull of fire
There are cutthroats and thieves in this night of desire
Who steals this treasure must contend with its flame
Where only the strange remain
I'm dying of thirst with a drink in my hand
Praying for something I don't understand
One foot in the gravel, one in the sky
To careless to live and to careful to die
*Mickey Hart*
Christina Germaine Basili Zonak wrote: > > Do a cool Ascii with my name? > I have little to no skill with ascii > To get something like this: ____ ____ .__ \ \ / /___________ ____ ____ |__| ____ _____ \ Y // __ \_ __ \/ _ \ / \| |/ ___\\__ \ \ /\ ___/| | \( <_> ) | \ \ \___ / __ \_ \___/ \___ >__| \____/|___| /__|\___ >____ / \/ \/ \/ \/ or this: __ __ _ \ \ / /__ _ _ ___ _ _ (_)__ __ _ \ V / -_) '_/ _ \ ' \| / _/ _` | \_/\___|_| \___/_||_|_\__\__,_| or some other "ascii art font", try one of these: http://mediacube.datacom.de/cgi-bin/moniteurs/figlet http://www.surfplaza.com/figlet/ ftp://ftp.internexus.net/pub/figlet http://st-www.cs.uiuc.edu/users/chai/figlet.html http://www.inf.utfsm.cl/cgi-bin/figlet They are sites with a program called "Figlet" that "translates" ordinairy text to text "painted" as ascii art. -- (, http://www.ludd.luth.se/~vk/cgi/asciichat/ /|__--__ . __--__ |\ '__ /|\ _{ _ `.' / `.,_ _________ | _________ _,.' (/ `. / ||``._.' ASCII ART CHAT! `---'|:||,/ .' /| /|:| \ .' /\ \ __ __ _ `/|'\' ` `,/ /`,\ \ \ / /__ _ _ ___ _ _ (_)__ __ _ /,'\ \ .'.' /| \ V / -_) '_/ _ \ ' \| / _/ _` | |\ `.`. ,' / / | \_/\___|_| \___/_||_|_\__\__,_| | \ \ `, - `- -- `-'- -ejm-------------------------------------VK-- -`-' -- -' -
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