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Man of the Millenia - Our Hero - Das Fuhrer - ASCII ART
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· 21 messages · 10 Nov 1999 - 16 Nov 1999
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Well, I'd call him "Man of the Century." Man of the Millenium would
still be Jesus ("das Savior"), whether you Believe or not.
Remember, "Man of the <timespan>" is the one considered to have had
the most influence on that time. Whether for good or evil doesn't
matter. It needn't be an honor. So Mr. H. it is. Definitely.
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actually Jesus was two millemiums (minus a couple months) ago Ool wrote: > > Well, I'd call him "Man of the Century." Man of the Millenium would > still be Jesus ("das Savior"), whether you Believe or not. > > Remember, "Man of the <timespan>" is the one considered to have had > the most influence on that time. Whether for good or evil doesn't > matter. It needn't be an honor. So Mr. H. it is. Definitely. > > *Sigh!* > > -- > ___ __ __ "Muscles of All Limbs, Unite! > / _ / _( ) You Have Nothing to Lose But Your Sinews." > ( (_( (_))(__ > \___\__(____) �OOL mcmxcix -- _________________________________________ >-Shaun Mead >- >-EMAIL >-sha...@ns.sympatico.ca >-ICQ >-26586042 >-WEBPAGE >-http://shauns.cool.homepage.com
On 10 Nov 1999 23:37:17 -0800 Mixmaster <mix...@remail.obscura.com>
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On Thu, 11 Nov 1999, Ool wrote: > Well, I'd call him "Man of the Century." Man of the Millenium would > still be Jesus ("das Savior"), whether you Believe or not. > > Remember, "Man of the <timespan>" is the one considered to have had > the most influence on that time. Whether for good or evil doesn't > matter. It needn't be an honor. So Mr. H. it is. Definitely. Man of the Millenium is Gutenberg. Without him there would be *no word to spread around* :-) /\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\ [ Geraldine Jones ] [ we9...@victoria.tc.ca ] \/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/
> HAHAHAHA this would make a great poster...........
Why thankyou Krogg .. how about this one :
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On 10 Nov 1999 23:37:17 -0800, Mixmaster <mix...@remail.obscura.com>
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Op Thu, 11 Nov 1999 16:05:37 +0100, "Christian 'CeeJay' Jensen" <REM...@CeeJay.findhere.com> speaks the following words: <snip devil Hitler> This is a lot better then the original pic. -- gwr...@hetnet.nl dea...@hotpop.com gwr...@wishmail.net use...@gwreijman.tmfweb.nl icq:35302546 http://surf.to/gerardspage Pi R squared. Nooo! Pie R round, cornbread R square!
Geraldine Jones <we9...@victoria.tc.ca> wrote in message news:Pine.GSO.3.95.iB1.0.991111151741.1403A-100000@vtn1... > On Thu, 11 Nov 1999, Ool wrote: > > > Well, I'd call him "Man of the Century." Man of the Millenium would > > still be Jesus ("das Savior"), whether you Believe or not. > > > > Remember, "Man of the <timespan>" is the one considered to have had > > the most influence on that time. Whether for good or evil doesn't > > matter. It needn't be an honor. So Mr. H. it is. Definitely. > > Man of the Millenium is Gutenberg. Without him there would be *no word to > spread around* :-) We all agree just by being here. No one would be able to agree or disagree with you without him! :)
> "I chop down trees, i wear high heels, suspenders and a bra. > Oh i wish i was a girly, just like my sweet mama!" No no no - It's "Oh i wish i'd been a girly, just like my dear papa!" > Those who judge others will burn in Hell! Damn right ! And remember always to finish what yo..
On Thu, 11 Nov 1999 23:29:42 +0100, "Christian 'CeeJay' Jensen" <REM...@CeeJay.findhere.com> provoked the following text: >> HAHAHAHA this would make a great poster........... >Why thankyou Krogg .. how about this one : > > *######X* **X# > *X##X#X* ****************XX > X##XX* ***********XXXXXXXXXXXXXX****X > *XXX* **XXXXXXXXXXX***XX########XXXXXXXXX**X > *XX* ******XXXX#########X****X#####XXXX####XXXX*** > **** **X***X#X*XXX#######X* X###XXX***XXXXXXX****** > ***X#XX** ****XXXXX* *XXXXXX*****X**XX****XX > XX** *X* ***XX**X** ***XXX*XXX**********X* >*XXX** ********** **************** **** >*XX* ** ********* ******************** > *****X* ** ***** ********* > ** *X* **** ********* > * * ****************** > * * **X* *******XXXXXXXX*********** > * ****X***X############X************* > * ****** X##############X**.----------------. > *** X##############X*(I did'nt wan't to ) > XXX###########XX*(be an evil warlord) > **XXX##XXX####XXXXX(- I wanted to be..) > **XXXX*******X**XXXXX(.. A lumberjack! ) > *XX**** **XXXXXXXXX***'----------------' I _love_ Monty Python's lumberjack sketch!!! "I chop down trees, i wear high heels, suspenders and a bra. Oh i wish i was a girly, just like my sweet mama!" -- Peter Punk \ / ---\\\\--- / \ Those who judge others will burn in Hell!
On Sun, 14 Nov 1999 01:45:03 +0100, Peter Punk (ppu...@damnthatspam.hetnet.nl) wrote: : On Sat, 13 Nov 1999 10:02:57 +0100, "Christian 'CeeJay' Jensen" : <REM...@CeeJay.findhere.com> provoked the following text: : >[attribution to Peter Punk missing] : >> "I chop down trees, i wear high heels, suspenders and a bra. : >> Oh i wish i was a girly, just like my sweet mama!" : >No no no - It's "Oh i wish i'd been a girly, just like my dear papa!" : I beg to differ, i'm sure it's the way _i_ wrote it! :-) From the Monty Python FAQ (http://www.tuatha.org/~simon/mpfaq.html): I cut down trees, I wear high heels, Suspenders and a bra. (Other versions: "Suspendies and a bra.") I wish I was a girlie (Other versions: "I wish I'd been a girlie") Just like my dear Papa. (Other versions: "Just like my dear Mama.") Most of the lyrics on the web seem to use "dear papa", but this may simply be because most of them seem to be transcribed from Monty Python at the Hollywood Bowl, which used those words. One of the more interesting quotes brought up by my searches was: > USER: My name is Jason. > HAL: I THINK ALAN TURING WAS A GIRLIE, JUST LIKE *MY* DEAR MAMA > > The last response was generated from a combination of a discussion > about Alan Turing, and Monty Python's Lumberjack Song. Surely this > must be a sign of intelligence ;^) -- Ilmari Karonen - http://www.sci.fi/~iltzu/ "You have a point there. Or are you just glad to see me?" -- David Jacoby in the monastery
Ilmari Karonen <use...@itz.pp.sci.fi> wrote in message news:80madk$82s$1...@tron.sci.fi... > On Sun, 14 Nov 1999 01:45:03 +0100, Peter Punk (ppu...@damnthatspam.hetnet.nl) wrote: > : On Sat, 13 Nov 1999 10:02:57 +0100, "Christian 'CeeJay' Jensen" > : <REM...@CeeJay.findhere.com> provoked the following text: > : >[attribution to Peter Punk missing] > : >> "I chop down trees, i wear high heels, suspenders and a bra. > : >> Oh i wish i was a girly, just like my sweet mama!" > : >No no no - It's "Oh i wish i'd been a girly, just like my dear papa!" > > : I beg to differ, i'm sure it's the way _i_ wrote it! :-) > > From the Monty Python FAQ (http://www.tuatha.org/~simon/mpfaq.html): > > I cut down trees, I wear high heels, > Suspenders and a bra. (Other versions: "Suspendies and a bra.") > I wish I was a girlie (Other versions: "I wish I'd been a girlie") > Just like my dear Papa. (Other versions: "Just like my dear Mama.") > > Most of the lyrics on the web seem to use "dear papa", but this may > simply be because most of them seem to be transcribed from Monty Python > at the Hollywood Bowl, which used those words. My quote was from the lumberjack song that follows the Parrot sketch [ see an earlier post ] .. soo like .. I was correct and Peter was too .. except for his use of sweet mama instead of dear mama ? Hey .. can anyone quote the _german_ lyrics ? Yes, they did this sketch in german too.
Shaun Mead <sha...@ns.sympatico.ca> wrote in message news:382...@ns.sympatico.ca...
> actually Jesus was two millemiums (minus a couple months) ago
Um, right! (Well, numbers were never my forte.)
But grammar is. It's "one millenium" and "two millenia."
Dat's La'n.
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Christian 'CeeJay' Jensen <REM...@CeeJay.findhere.com> wrote in message news:80jegh$an8$2...@news.inet.tele.dk...
> No no no - It's "Oh i wish i'd been a girly, just like my dear papa!"
Eva: "Oh no! And I zought you vere so rrrrugget!"
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On Sun, 14 Nov 1999 18:56:12 +0100, "Ool" <Ulr...@t-online.de> wrote: >Shaun Mead <sha...@ns.sympatico.ca> wrote in message news:382...@ns.sympatico.ca... > >> actually Jesus was two millemiums (minus a couple months) ago > >Um, right! (Well, numbers were never my forte.) > > >But grammar is. It's "one millenium" and "two millenia." > >Dat's La'n. No, it's "one millennium" and "two millennia." :) JT <insert quote here>
On Sat, 13 Nov 1999 10:02:57 +0100, "Christian 'CeeJay' Jensen" <REM...@CeeJay.findhere.com> provoked the following text: >> "I chop down trees, i wear high heels, suspenders and a bra. >> Oh i wish i was a girly, just like my sweet mama!" >No no no - It's "Oh i wish i'd been a girly, just like my dear papa!" I beg to differ, i'm sure it's the way _i_ wrote it! :-) >> Those who judge others will burn in Hell! >Damn right ! >And remember always to finish what yo.. And carefully re-read your posts to see if you've any words out. :-) -- Peter Punk \ / ---\\\\--- / \ (1) Open Mouth (2) Insert Foot (3) Repeat as needed...
In article <CVZW3.94525$jF3...@quark.idirect.com>, James E. <jre...@idirect.com> wrote: >Geraldine Jones <we9...@victoria.tc.ca> wrote in message >news:Pine.GSO.3.95.iB1.0.991111151741.1403A-100000@vtn1... >> On Thu, 11 Nov 1999, Ool wrote: >> Man of the Millenium is Gutenberg. Without him there would be *no word to >> spread around* :-) > >We all agree just by being here. No one would be able to agree or disagree >with you without him! :) this is very Euro-centric statement here. in East Asia (in China, Japan, and Korea) they had been using prints before he was even born. so there. man of the millinium--->Marx? --
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