Re: Flame Forms REPOST

Hell no, it's not mine. I used it but can't take any credit for it.

joris


Christian 'CeeJay' Jensen wrote:

> > Has anyone got any pics of someone flaming someone else with a
> > flame-thrower? Just want to bring a bit of humour to a flame war.
>
>
> [Here's a good one by B'ger]
> ----
>
>  ==========================================================================
>
>                                 FLAME FORM
>
>  ==========================================================================
>
>                                           )  (  (    (
>                                           (  )  () @@  )  (( (
>                                       (      (  )( @@  (  )) ) (
>                                     (    (  ( ()( /---\   (()( (
>       _______                            )  ) )(@ !O O! )@@  ( ) ) )
>      <   ____)                      ) (  ( )( ()@ \ o / (@@@@@ ( ()( )
>   /--|  |(  o|                     (  )  ) ((@@(@@ !o! @@@@(@@@@@)() (
>  |   >   \___|                      ) ( @)@@)@ /---\-/---\ )@@@@@()( )
>  |  /---------+                    (@@@@)@@@( // /-----\ \\ @@@)@@@@@(  .
>  | |    \ =========______/|@@@@@@@@@@@@@(@@@ // @ /---\ @ \\ @(@@@(@@@ .  .
>  |  \   \\=========------\|@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ O @@@ /-\ @@@ O @@(@@)@@ @   .
>  |   \   \----+--\-)))           @@@@@@@@@@ !! @@@@ % @@@@ !! @@)@@@ .. .
>  |   |\______|_)))/             .    @@@@@@ !! @@ /---\ @@ !! @@(@@@ @ . .
>   \__==========           *        .    @@ /MM  /\O   O/\  MM\ @@@@@@@. .
>      |   |-\   \          (       .      @ !!!  !! \-/ !!  !!! @@@@@ .
>      |   |  \   \          )      .     .  @@@@ !!     !!  .(. @.  .. .
>      |   |   \   \        (    /   .(  . \)). ( |O  )( O! @@@@ . )      .
>      |   |   /   /         ) (      )).  ((  .) !! ((( !! @@ (. ((. .   .
>      |   |  /   /   ()  ))   ))   .( ( ( ) ). ( !!  )( !! ) ((   ))  ..
>      |   |_<   /   ( ) ( (  ) )   (( )  )).) ((/ |  (  | \(  )) ((. ).
>  ____<_____\\__\__(___)_))_((_(____))__(_(___.oooO_____Oooo.(_(_)_)((_
>
>  ==========================================================================
>
>   Dear:
>
>    [ ] Clueless Newbie         [x] Loser
>    [ ] AOLer/Euronetter/PIer
>    [ ] Me too er               [x] Pervert         [x] Geek
>    [ ] Spammer                 [ ] Nerd            [x] Elvis
>    [ ] Fed                     [x] Freak           [ ] FLAMENET
>    [ ] Other: Unbearably self-righteous person
>
>   You Are Being Flamed Because:
>
>    [ ] You posted a "test" in a newsgroup other than alt.test/nl.test
>    [ ] You posted warez in pieces LESS than 5000 lines
>    [ ] You posted a binary in a non-binaries group
>    [ ] You quoted an ENTIRE post in your reply
>    [ ] You continued a long, stupid thread
>    [ ] You started an off-topic thread
>    [ ] You posted a "YOU ALL SUCK" message
>    [ ] You said "me too" to something
>    [x] You don't know which group to post in
>    [x] You suck
>    [ ] You brag about things that never happened
>    [ ] Your sig/alias/server sucks
>    [ ] You posted a (phone-sex) ad
>    [ ] You posted something totally uninteresting
>    [x] You crossposted
>    [ ] You posted a message all written in CAPS
>    [ ] You posted racism shit
>    [ ] I don't like your tone of voice
>    [ ] I think you might be a member of CO$
>    [x] I think you might be a fed
>
>   To Repent, You Must:
>
>    [ ] Give up your AOL/Euronet/Planet Internet account
>    [ ] Bust up your modem with a hammer and eat it
>    [x] Jump into a bathtub while holding your monitor
>    [ ] Actually post something relevant
>    [ ] Read the f****** FAQ
>    [ ] Be Pat Buchanan's love slave
>    [ ] Be the guest of honor in alt.flame for a month
>    [ ] Apologize to everybody in this newsgroup
>    [ ] Post your tests to alt.test/nl.test
>
>   In Closing, I'd Like to Say:
>
>    [ ] Blow me
>    [ ] Get a life
>    [x] Never post again
>    [x] I pity your dog
>    [x] Go to hell
>    [ ] I think your IQ must be 7
>    [ ] Take your s*** somewhere else
>    [ ] Learn to post or f*** off
>    [ ] Do us all a favor and jump into some industrial equipment
>    [x] See how far your tongue will fit into the electric outlet
>    [ ] All of the above
>
>  End of Flame.
>
>  Have a nice day,
>
>  joris
>
> ---
>
> [And here's one by Krogg ]
>
> ---
>
> Here is one of my first ascii's,revised a bit though..
>
> ,---[Flame Form Letter]----[View with a fixed width font]---.
> |                                                           |
> |   [ ]Lamer,[ ]Spammer,[ ]Idiot,or [ ]moron,               |
> |                                                           |
> | Your Email/Post was too stupid to warrant a personal flame|
> | so you get this plain form letter.Here are the details:   |
> |,---------------------. ,---------------------------------.|
> ||Your post was:       | |You should be:                   ||
> ||[ ]A MMF scam        | |[ ]Beaten                        ||
> ||[ ]Off topic         | |[ ]Roasted                       ||
> ||[ ]Stupid            | |[ ]Beheaded                      ||
> ||[ ]A binary,in a     | |[ ]Kicked off your ISP           ||
> ||   non binary group  | |[ ]Butt raped by an elephant     ||
> ||[ ]A chain letter    | |[ ]Smacked around                ||
> ||[ ]HTML in text ng   | |[ ]Arrested                      ||
> ||[ ]Just plain lame   | |[ ]Denied of all Internet service||
> ||[ ] other:_________  | |[ ]Other:________________________||
> |`---------------------' `---------------------------------'|
> |,----------------------.  |      )    )        )         | |
> ||You should:           |  #     (((..((       (((   (    # |
> ||[ ]Grow up            |  #     ))))))))      ))))..))   # |
> ||[ ]Read the FAQ       |  #   ((((((((((((...(((((((((   # |
> ||[ ]Die                |  #   )))))))))))))))))))))))))  # |
> ||[ ]Learn some manners |  #  ((This Flame Form Letter((  # |
> ||[ ]Think b4 you post  |  #   ))is Copywrite 98 Krogg))  # |
> ||[ ]Smash your computer|  #  (( All rights reserved ((   # |
> |`----------------------'  |   |######################|   | |
> +-----------------------------------------------------------+
> |--#################--Have a nice day--###################--|
> `-----------------------------------------------------------'
> `-----------------------------------------------------------'
>
> ---
>
> BTW Krogg it's .. Copyright , all though i'm not sure if
> you wrote copywrite in jest
>
> - CeeJay

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