Ambassador to Mars -- cartoon

  "Scholars and Fellows of the Martian Academy
   of Sciences, today we have an unprecedented
   opportunity to broaden our knowledge of the
    Terran-Proto-Beings' home planet. Today, we
      have with us an actual member of the
       Humano-Protocarb Species, itself!"
                    \
                     \  \__/
                        (oo)
                       //~~\\
                  _____\\__//_____
                 |                |
  _______________|                |______
  _______________|________________|____jro


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  "The subject you are about to have the opportunity
    to examine was brought to us by scouts of the
   Terran Bio-Survey Mission. Tmxzj and Wplmxh in
    Saucer #178BX09567 captured the specimen, and
    seem to have obtained for us what may well be
      an actual member of their BRAIN CASTE!"
                    \
                     \  \__/
                        (oo)
                       //~~\\
                  _____\\__//_____
                 |                |
  _______________|                |______
  _______________|________________|____jro


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   "Since our scouts discovered this uncharacteristically
    peaceful and intelligent Earth-Evo-Creature, it has
    behaved in a positive, enlightened manner. Indeed, it
    not only seemed to intuitate their purpose, but it
    also chose itself as a representative of its race
    to our own illustrious world. It actually followed
            our scouts into their saucer!"
                    \
                     \  \__/
                        (oo)
                       //~~\\
                  _____\\__//_____
                 |                |
  _______________|                |______
  _______________|________________|____jro


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     "Without further discourse, let me now present
      to you the Terran Representative who we are
      certain shall assist us not only in our study
      of the Earth Planet, but also to achieve a
      mutually satisfactory relationship of peace
            and exploitative friendship."
                    \
                     \  \__/
                    (\  (oo)
                     \\//~~\\
                  ____\/\__//_____
                 |                |
  _______________|                |______
  _______________|________________|____jro


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   _                 ____  "His name is Spot."
   \\               /\ O O      \
    \\             /\_\   ()     \
     \\________.-~\\  ____/         \__/
     /\  \_    /   \\/              (oo)
    / |    \__/    ./              //~~\\
    \/ \_________| |          _____\\__//_____
     \_ \        | |         |                |
   __/_//________| |_________|                |___
   _/  /_________|/|_________|________________|___
    \_;;         \_;;                        jro


thatsallthatsallthatsallthatsallthatsallthatsallthat
sallthatsallthatsallthatsallthatsallthatsallthatsall


            Jonathon R. Oglesbee
             oglesbee@
                   mail.fullnet.net


P.S.: Okay, who has my Zippo?

Johnny? You got a mustache? Oh, by the way I found my Zippo. Was in my
disk box... Stupid thing that...

DerBluT

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joris bellenger wrote in message <36B...@xs4all.nl>...

>  Brilliant cartoon jonathon, just brilliant.  :D :D
>Don't play with your Zippo, you're goin' to burn your mustache again.



    Once again, I thank you for your comments, Joris.  I will have to
send you a Zippo, so you can burn your own se'f with it.  One should
experience all in life they can, after all.  This summer, I burnt my
moustache so bad, I shaved it off.  I looked too beautiful, though, so
I growed it back as fast as I could, on account of all the wild wimmins
that was chasin' me ever'where I tryed to go.

By the way, I found my Zippo on the front seat of my wife's car.

Thanks again Joris, I'm pleased you liked this last cartoon.

                                Be good,
                            Jonathon R. Oglesbee

                           oglesbee@
                                 mail.fullnet.net

Yah, I haff big mustache and never go anywhere without
my six-guns on.  I doan ride no horse, though. They
done been ree-placed by the combustible engine.  I mount
big 440-cars, an' leave rubber ever'where instead of
stable-sticky. I doan were no hats, neither... 'cept
one Borsalino sometimes.


Zippos are neccesairie utensils of life.  Ever'one
should haff one, even if'n they doan smoke. I are
glad you done found your'n, but I warn you that they
allus seem to git away like that, no matter what you
do.  I think this are due to the fact that they have
small leigs that they use to escape with, when you
ain't lookin'. I also figger that the way they git
back at you fer finding 'em agin, is to burn your
mustache.


JRO


P.S.: and thanks fer the ree-post

Jesper Varn wrote in message <36B...@telia.net>...

>
>Really cool cartoon. I just loved it.



    Thanks a billion.  I really appreciate your nice comments, and
hope that my next ones are as good.

                          JRO

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>
>    _                 ____  "His name is Spot."
>    \\               /\ O O      \
>     \\             /\_\   ()     \
>      \\________.-~\\  ____/         \__/
>      /\  \_    /   \\/              (oo)
>     / |    \__/    ./              //~~\\
>     \/ \_________| |          _____\\__//_____
>      \_ \        | |         |                |
>    __/_//________| |_________|                |___
>    _/  /_________|/|_________|________________|___
>     \_;;         \_;;                        jro
>
> thatsallthatsallthatsallthatsallthatsallthatsallthat
> sallthatsallthatsallthatsallthatsallthatsallthatsall
>
>             Jonathon R. Oglesbee
>              oglesbee@
>                    mail.fullnet.net
>
> P.S.: Okay, who has my Zippo?

  Brilliant cartoon jonathon, just brilliant.  :D :D
Don't play with your Zippo, you're goin' to burn your mustache again.

JRO wrote:
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> 
>    _                 ____  "His name is Spot."
>    \\               /\ O O      \
>     \\             /\_\   ()     \
>      \\________.-~\\  ____/         \__/
>      /\  \_    /   \\/              (oo)
>     / |    \__/    ./              //~~\\
>     \/ \_________| |          _____\\__//_____
>      \_ \        | |         |                |
>    __/_//________| |_________|                |___
>    _/  /_________|/|_________|________________|___
>     \_;;         \_;;                        jro
> 
> thatsallthatsallthatsallthatsallthatsallthatsallthat
> sallthatsallthatsallthatsallthatsallthatsallthatsall
> 
>             Jonathon R. Oglesbee
>              oglesbee@
>                    mail.fullnet.net
> 
> P.S.: Okay, who has my Zippo?

Really cool cartoon. I just loved it. 

/Kotten
-- 
I don't live on the edge but sometimes I like to go there to visit.

>Message-id: <36B...@xs4all.nl>
>

>Don't play with your Zippo, you're goin' to burn your mustache again.

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Spunk1111 wrote in message <199...@ng-fw1.aol.com>...
>>Message-id: <36B...@xs4all.nl>
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>
>>Don't play with your Zippo, you're goin' to burn your mustache again.
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I'll try. And thanks for the advice, dear.

JRO