Ambassador to Mars -- cartoon

  "Scholars and Fellows of the Martian Academy
   of Sciences, today we have an unprecedented
   opportunity to broaden our knowledge of the
    Terran-Proto-Beings' home planet. Today, we
      have with us an actual member of the
       Humano-Protocarb Species, itself!"
                    \
                     \  \__/
                        (oo)
                       //~~\\
                  _____\\__//_____
                 |                |
  _______________|                |______
  _______________|________________|____jro


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  "The subject you are about to have the opportunity
    to examine was brought to us by scouts of the
   Terran Bio-Survey Mission. Tmxzj and Wplmxh in
    Saucer #178BX09567 captured the specimen, and
    seem to have obtained for us what may well be
      an actual member of their BRAIN CASTE!"
                    \
                     \  \__/
                        (oo)
                       //~~\\
                  _____\\__//_____
                 |                |
  _______________|                |______
  _______________|________________|____jro


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   "Since our scouts discovered this uncharacteristically
    peaceful and intelligent Earth-Evo-Creature, it has
    behaved in a positive, enlightened manner. Indeed, it
    not only seemed to intuitate their purpose, but it
    also chose itself as a representative of its race
    to our own illustrious world. It actually followed
            our scouts into their saucer!"
                    \
                     \  \__/
                        (oo)
                       //~~\\
                  _____\\__//_____
                 |                |
  _______________|                |______
  _______________|________________|____jro


  JROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJRO
  JROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJRO

     "Without further discourse, let me now present
      to you the Terran Representative who we are
      certain shall assist us not only in our study
      of the Earth Planet, but also to achieve a
      mutually satisfactory relationship of peace
            and exploitative friendship."
                    \
                     \  \__/
                    (\  (oo)
                     \\//~~\\
                  ____\/\__//_____
                 |                |
  _______________|                |______
  _______________|________________|____jro


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   _                 ____  "His name is Spot."
   \\               /\ O O      \
    \\             /\_\   ()     \
     \\________.-~\\  ____/         \__/
     /\  \_    /   \\/              (oo)
    / |    \__/    ./              //~~\\
    \/ \_________| |          _____\\__//_____
     \_ \        | |         |                |
   __/_//________| |_________|                |___
   _/  /_________|/|_________|________________|___
    \_;;         \_;;                        jro


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            Jonathon R. Oglesbee
             oglesbee@
                   mail.fullnet.net


P.S.: Okay, who has my Zippo?

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