Original Usenet thread from alt.ascii-art, started 5 Feb 1999.
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alt.ascii-art
· 1 message · 5 Feb 1999
I am usin' up my old stuff. Since I din't git many
reposts from my newest Martian cartoons, which I
personal-like thought was better than you folks
dee-served, I will repost this here old cartoon,
which has allus been one of my very own (self-
made) favorites. I reckon a feller can have a few
of his own he actual is proud of, without gittin'
too swelled a head. Anyway, I allus have liked
this here one:
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"sniff..sniff..What's that funny smell, Timmy?"
_____________________| / ||\
_____________________| / |||| \ .
\/ / ||||
//\\\\ / |||| ||\ \
_____( o o)_______ /| \ |||| \ |||\
\ -/ %%%% \ |||| |\||| .
. /`\/'\ %%o o% \. |||| _||\||
/ / \ \ %% o % . \ |||| \ \|\| \
\_\___\_\ %//~\\ \|||| \ \||
(/| | |_) // \\ \ || \_\| .
| | | (/_____\) \|| \
. |_|_| // \\ . \
\__)_) /_) /_) \
. . \jro
JROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJRO
JROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJRO
_____ "It's nothing, Sis. Whenever I
| | || - - take a shortcut home through
|_|_|| these old alleys, they always
| | || _ smell funny." _
|_|_|| \/ /
______\ . ////\\ / - _
_ /( oo -
\ o/ %%%% -
- - /`\/'\%%oo - -
/ / \ \%-/
- \_\___\_\~ - _
_______________\_| \_)\\_______________________
jro . . / /\ \(/_\ . .
/_/ /_/ \\ .
. . \__)\__)/_) . .
JROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJRO
JROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJRO
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/ |
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<> ____|__
/______/\___ __
| \ \ "It kinna smells like
/ | CITY \/| Daddy's aftershave."
. | TRASH | | . / \/ .
. | DPT. | | / ///\\\
/ |________|/. (//\\) .
/ %%%% \__/
/ . %%%%%% /' `\
/ %%%%%% / / \ \
/ / %%%%%% \_\___\_\ .
/ . . // \\ (/- - \)
/ (/_____\) / /\ \
/jro . // \\ / / / / .
/ . . /_) /_) \__)\__)
JROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJRO
JROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJRO
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_____________________| . ||\ .
_____________________| ||||
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jro__________________| |||| |||\
. . \ . |||| |\|||
\ |||| _||\|| .
"You know, you're right. |||| \ \|\|
It could be anything, \|||| \ \|| \
though." \ || \_\|
/ . \||
. \/ . \
//\\\\ \ \
( o o) %%%% . \.
\ o/ %%o o% \ \ . \
. /`\/'\ %% - % . \
/ / \ \ %//~\\ \ \
/_/|__/_/ // \\ \ .
(_\| |(/ (/_____\) . \
| | | // \\ - \ \ .
|_|_| /_) /_) . . \
\__)_) . . \
JROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJRO
JROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJROJRO
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/ | "Yeah. It's prob'ly just that
/ | garbage over there."
<> ____|__ \
/______/\_____\ ______ \/ _____
| \ \ . \ . ///\\\
/ | CITY \/| (//\\)
' | TRASH | | . %%%% \__/ .
. | DPT. | | %%%%%% /' `\
/ |________|/. %%%%%% / / \ \
/ %%%%%%/_/___/_/
/ . . // \\(//- -|)
/ . (/____\)/ /\ \
/ / // \\ /_/ /_/ .
/ . . . /_) /_)\__)\__)
/jro . .
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/ . . . .
thatsallthatsallthatsallthatsallthatsallthatsallthatsallthatsall
thatsallthatsallthatsallthatsallthatsallthatsallthatsallthatsall
Jonathon R. Oglesbee
oglesbee@
mail.fullnet.net
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